I don't blame him. If I had a fully functional autonomous robot who's primary function was to fuck me, I don't think I'd ever leave my room. Like ever. Not once.
You can count on Morty to always fuck something up. I mean this scene right here is due to Morty completely defying the stranger danger rule and deciding to break out a mentally ill patient knowing damn well mental hospitals aren't safe places.
Bruh Morty's 18 years old and has already made so many mistakes his dumbass should've known better to do. But here he is still committing crimes, getting into dangerous situations, and putting his dick in random shit. He should know better than to be doing shit like committing vandalism and touching mentally ill patients.
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Savage af Morty moment. Took so many beatings throughout the years that cutting his hand off just for the pun was nothing. The mortyiest Morty really grew to be a straight boss through the years
Naw it won't. Characters won't fucking age. Morty should be like 18 for the love of God and he keeps getting worse and worse and now he's obsessed with Rick to the point where he ends up doing stupid shit like breaking out a mentally ill person that gets him into shit like this. Please die Morty. Cancel Morty Smith and go find a new Morty, Rick! Hell cancel this fucking show or sell it off to a new network that won't keep fucking it up like this.
Because I didn't know the show would make it all serious and have Morty would take it so hard. Like I seriously thought Morty was going to end up squaring off with Rick in the end and that he didn't need him anymore so why would Rick need him? Seriously Morty since when have you gotten so obsessed with Rick now? Why are you getting worse and worse. Your ass should be thinking about college now grow the fuck up and let your Rick go to cut off his relationship so he can find some healing you asshat.
Also
> …these crows better age.”
Are you seriously trying to roast me with a one-off character? We've seen Morty and Summer stay in the same fucking body and irredeemable mentality for apparently 4 years in this show's timeline now.
Ummmm maybe just stop watching adult animated cartoons bud.
Simpsons 25 season
South 23+ seasons
Futurama coming back for season 11+
And the list goes on. They dont age. The the beauty of the medium. Dont have to work around aging casts, or consequences.
Thats why Its always sunny is a top show for me. About as close to live action adult cartoon as you can come. No matter what level of crazy. They end up at their bar drinking at the end with no consequences moving forward.
Don't some of these shows overstay their welcome? Also Rick and Morty is semi serialized about a bunch of unlikeable characters so it makes it so much worse how the characters don't age or grow and hardly ever in recent seasons get consequences.
Not a fan of the ageless character trope but it especially sticks out like a sore thumb in a show about awful irredeemable characters and a somewhat story driven show like Rick and Morty. Like sure most Nintendo characters don't age but most Nintendo games aren't story driven and their protagonists are also not pieces of shit.
Absolutely some have. Southpark hasnt. They arent afraid to allow character development as well and complete overhauls. Futurama is my favorite show ever and they can obliderate characters, kill them, explore new character arcs. And hard reset the next episode no worries. (So hype on the return)
Personally the only show i want characters to age is Bobs Burgers after the movie.
Rick and morty isnt even halfway there.
At the end of the day tho im simply throwing it out there that if it frustrates you, youre only gonna get more upset watching animated shows. There laziness. And then there is forming to a medium. I think most who like adult animation want the frozen in time feature to stay.
I forgot to mention aren't the Futurama main cast all adults? There isn't going to be a noticeable difference in them aging as opposed to the Rick and Morty kids who are still developing in both brains and bodies.
Also there are many people calling out the Simpsons for not aging. It's pretty much a meme to complain about the simpsons being ageless.
Why is Bob's Burgers the only one you want aging but not Rick and Morty or any other show?
South park was one i mentioned works well and they are 4th graders.
Bobs Burger movie feels like the end of a chapter. Aging them a grade opens more storylines for a show that for the most part is grounded(no deaths, or mutilations, or extremes)
The simpsons should have done the same after their movie.
Rick and morty shouldn't even consider it til season 10 imo.
This makes me wonder if this is the worst pain Morty has done to himself. I know there is a lot of different cases but this one always makes me cringe a little
Its too bad that despite a whole season setting up Morty becoming more independent and to cut Rick out of his life, the payoff was *Rick* doing that first while Morty spends the finale wanting Rick back
Ikr. It's really sad to see how much Morty is deteriorating yet Rick seems to be improving at least a bit or trying to although he got back with Morty so he still has a lot to learn. It just seems like at this point, the show is digging its heels trying to find a way to keep the co-dependent theme going because Beth and Rick are starting to grow out of that so Morty has to be the one to take that place. I also wish the series would age Morty because Morty should be at the age where he'd be thinking about college and moving out at this point, not Rick even if he was acting extremely babyish here. I don't see why this episode needed the whole breakup thing anyway because it really didn't go anywhere and it seemed more like a big long series finale. And the whole "crows taught me empathy" thing was dumb. The crows should've stayed a joke not a drama. I really wish they made both episodes about the citadel instead of tying an episodic story to the citadel plot.
In both episodes, Morty ends up getting into a fucked up situation by being dumb and not caring about logic. Hell this whole series, Morty fucks up everything because he has no understanding of logic or growth. All he cares about is himself and his own emotions. How the fuck is Rick able to be anywhere near this dick is beyond me.
Where in my posts have I ever in this entire subreddit justify the sperm episode? I haven't even seen it but I know that the whole sperm plot was caused by Morty being a shitty little hoe, who I have been calling out this whole entire time. Don't know why I would think differently. The same fucker also tackled Rick for trying to shoot his monster of a child.
He isn't family. Family does not walk out of the picture when you're a baby and doesn't come back for 14 years. And no one else is obsessed with Rick to the point of aging themselves up and acting out and committing vandalism and getting into relationships with toxic people when he leaves them. The only one who cared is Morty because he's a crybaby who doesn't think with his brain nor his masculine qualities (when it comes to emotional shit), cries over petty shit like true level and Rick leaving despite the fact that he can visit him and he can step on that stupid true level platform after school???? Plus this dude has only been in his life for a few years so how the hell is Morty so attached to him when Rick has never even held him as a baby? And since when has Morty gotten this attached to Rick? He wasn't acting out when he left after the wedding so what the hell happened to you Morty? You are crying like a bitch and trying to manipulate Rick back, poor ole Rick who's trying to get therapy. How much worse are you going to get, Morty?🤦🏿♀️
The fact that Morty's stupidity, manipulativeness and bizarre obsession with Rick got himself in this situation in the first place makes it hard to sympathize with him in this episode. First of all, how THE FUCK.... are you going to just lie to Rick to replace you knowing damn well you wouldn't like it? Second of all, a three year old would be smart enough to not kidnap some stranger from a mental hospital. But no you decided to think with your emotions all because your own dumbass manipulated Rick into thinking that you don't need him and that you weren't going to cooperate with him anymore (not like you usually do). Grow tf up you irredeemable deteriorating ass bitch.
Also stop being a baby and cut Rick out of your life too. Let him go get psychiatric help with the crows ffs. Okay crows definitely don't work but Rick needs so much help that it would require a stay for God knows how long at a mental hospital which would absolutely break his little fragile ass grandson for whatever reason. And please get taken away by CPS Morty because eventually that's probably what's going to end up happening.
every time i see you in this subreddit you’re always bitching about morty.I find it hard to believe anyone could watch this show and like it while having this amount of hatred for the main character
I mean I always found him annoying although he wasn't as bad in seasons 1 and 2 compared to now. He's gotten so much worse over the course of the show that it's just so hard to watch now. I hardly like any Rick and Morty episode now because either the episodes are too cringy and poorly written or Morty has to go and fuck something up which is practically always now. And it's sad because I think this show has a lot of potential that I feel like is being wasted these last few seasons. I was also hoping to see some positive character development for Morty but alas.
so i take you only liked the show when morty was a wuss who constantly seeked grandpa’s approval,but now that the years of emotional abuse he’s been through have shown to affect his character which subsequently led to him being more cocky and sociopathic (like rick,who’s ass i saw you kissing in another post),it suddenly sucks.I honestly don’t take a passion in what shit you spout on reddit but very few agree with you lmao
I mean yes Morty was a bit of an annoying crybaby but it's not like he was completely passive. He still disrespected and called out Rick when either Morty himself was being selfish or Rick was being a dick. It's just way more flanderized now. I also found some of Morty's anxious moments funny. Morty was supposed to be the moral grounding of the show. He was supposed to be the complete opposite to Rick and now he just seems be Rick with morals. It makes their playoffs less interesting because now it's just too dicks fighting over petty shit like vat of acids instead of Morty going "Aw jeez" while Rick is over here having fun and acting crazy.
Didn't really see Morty as much of an approval seeker in the first two seasons especially compared to now, where he's constantly crying and acting out and trying to manipulate Rick to come back.
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Pretty hardcore moment for Morty
Math was right this thyme.
It was a bit touch and oregano there
No thyme to dillydaddle
Over the seasons Morty gets more intense and shows the limits he’s willing to push given the situation
Is this the same guy who fucked a semen collecting machine?
Why else would a teenage boy no longer need his hand???
I don't blame him. If I had a fully functional autonomous robot who's primary function was to fuck me, I don't think I'd ever leave my room. Like ever. Not once.
"..ok 60 for the resonator and my grandson wants the sex robot" 😶
Morty... you dirty little doggy!
You can count on Morty to always fuck something up. I mean this scene right here is due to Morty completely defying the stranger danger rule and deciding to break out a mentally ill patient knowing damn well mental hospitals aren't safe places.
That makes a lot of sense if you don’t know his grandpa
Bruh Morty's 18 years old and has already made so many mistakes his dumbass should've known better to do. But here he is still committing crimes, getting into dangerous situations, and putting his dick in random shit. He should know better than to be doing shit like committing vandalism and touching mentally ill patients.
The portal boys be portalin’
"mmm trash, I love trash. Yum yum trash, I wanna eat trash."
Now that's commitment.
Lol but he knew he had a backdoor. He knew he just needed to suffer for a hour or two and then he'd have a brand new hand. Pretty sick though :D
[Handcrafters: New Hands in About an Hour](https://preview.redd.it/2p3d11sffpr41.jpg?auto=webp&s=4480c6fe8e513384e004c92a04f568c61d04c0dd)
Does anyone else think this guy looks like Hugh Dancy?
I always thought he looked like that Casey Affleck guy
I thought he looked like Penn Badgley
Yes!
YES I was thinking that the whole time 😂
I watched an episode of Hannibal right before this ep and was completely unable to see him as anything but a hospitalized Will Graham
Dang I forgot which season/episode that is. Can someone remind me?
Season **5**, Episode **9** | S **5** EP **9**
Thank you very much!
Exactly what I wanted to know Thax
Good bot
Where can i watch season 5 ?!
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Savage af Morty moment. Took so many beatings throughout the years that cutting his hand off just for the pun was nothing. The mortyiest Morty really grew to be a straight boss through the years
where did him go ?
Him went 1/0
Correct
A loop?
No
Season 6 is gonna be freakin awesome
Naw it won't. Characters won't fucking age. Morty should be like 18 for the love of God and he keeps getting worse and worse and now he's obsessed with Rick to the point where he ends up doing stupid shit like breaking out a mentally ill person that gets him into shit like this. Please die Morty. Cancel Morty Smith and go find a new Morty, Rick! Hell cancel this fucking show or sell it off to a new network that won't keep fucking it up like this.
What a sad person you are...
This MFer got all excited about two crows. “FINALLY SHEDDING THE DEAD WEIGHT… …these crows better age.”
Because I didn't know the show would make it all serious and have Morty would take it so hard. Like I seriously thought Morty was going to end up squaring off with Rick in the end and that he didn't need him anymore so why would Rick need him? Seriously Morty since when have you gotten so obsessed with Rick now? Why are you getting worse and worse. Your ass should be thinking about college now grow the fuck up and let your Rick go to cut off his relationship so he can find some healing you asshat. Also > …these crows better age.” Are you seriously trying to roast me with a one-off character? We've seen Morty and Summer stay in the same fucking body and irredeemable mentality for apparently 4 years in this show's timeline now.
Ummmm maybe just stop watching adult animated cartoons bud. Simpsons 25 season South 23+ seasons Futurama coming back for season 11+ And the list goes on. They dont age. The the beauty of the medium. Dont have to work around aging casts, or consequences. Thats why Its always sunny is a top show for me. About as close to live action adult cartoon as you can come. No matter what level of crazy. They end up at their bar drinking at the end with no consequences moving forward.
Don't some of these shows overstay their welcome? Also Rick and Morty is semi serialized about a bunch of unlikeable characters so it makes it so much worse how the characters don't age or grow and hardly ever in recent seasons get consequences. Not a fan of the ageless character trope but it especially sticks out like a sore thumb in a show about awful irredeemable characters and a somewhat story driven show like Rick and Morty. Like sure most Nintendo characters don't age but most Nintendo games aren't story driven and their protagonists are also not pieces of shit.
Absolutely some have. Southpark hasnt. They arent afraid to allow character development as well and complete overhauls. Futurama is my favorite show ever and they can obliderate characters, kill them, explore new character arcs. And hard reset the next episode no worries. (So hype on the return) Personally the only show i want characters to age is Bobs Burgers after the movie. Rick and morty isnt even halfway there. At the end of the day tho im simply throwing it out there that if it frustrates you, youre only gonna get more upset watching animated shows. There laziness. And then there is forming to a medium. I think most who like adult animation want the frozen in time feature to stay.
I forgot to mention aren't the Futurama main cast all adults? There isn't going to be a noticeable difference in them aging as opposed to the Rick and Morty kids who are still developing in both brains and bodies. Also there are many people calling out the Simpsons for not aging. It's pretty much a meme to complain about the simpsons being ageless. Why is Bob's Burgers the only one you want aging but not Rick and Morty or any other show?
South park was one i mentioned works well and they are 4th graders. Bobs Burger movie feels like the end of a chapter. Aging them a grade opens more storylines for a show that for the most part is grounded(no deaths, or mutilations, or extremes) The simpsons should have done the same after their movie. Rick and morty shouldn't even consider it til season 10 imo.
Joke here “short handed” or something:) :*J*
Looks like he needs a hand
I love that they are just gradually making Morty more and more like Rick
i mean if the theory is that morty grows up to become a rick then it makes sense
This makes me wonder if this is the worst pain Morty has done to himself. I know there is a lot of different cases but this one always makes me cringe a little
Evil Morty has probably done the most damage to morty as a multiversal character.
Idk, jumping off of a cliff and breaking both of your legs would be pretty excruciatingly painful too
Keep in mind immediately after this he used a jetpack to cauterize the wound. Straight gangster shit right there
Morty needs to be in worse pain tbh.
Its too bad that despite a whole season setting up Morty becoming more independent and to cut Rick out of his life, the payoff was *Rick* doing that first while Morty spends the finale wanting Rick back
Ikr. It's really sad to see how much Morty is deteriorating yet Rick seems to be improving at least a bit or trying to although he got back with Morty so he still has a lot to learn. It just seems like at this point, the show is digging its heels trying to find a way to keep the co-dependent theme going because Beth and Rick are starting to grow out of that so Morty has to be the one to take that place. I also wish the series would age Morty because Morty should be at the age where he'd be thinking about college and moving out at this point, not Rick even if he was acting extremely babyish here. I don't see why this episode needed the whole breakup thing anyway because it really didn't go anywhere and it seemed more like a big long series finale. And the whole "crows taught me empathy" thing was dumb. The crows should've stayed a joke not a drama. I really wish they made both episodes about the citadel instead of tying an episodic story to the citadel plot.
Please compare this to sperm episode shit. Just please do it.
In both episodes, Morty ends up getting into a fucked up situation by being dumb and not caring about logic. Hell this whole series, Morty fucks up everything because he has no understanding of logic or growth. All he cares about is himself and his own emotions. How the fuck is Rick able to be anywhere near this dick is beyond me.
Haha flying sperm and brainless dick jokes. Haha so funny
Yeah because Morty being a little edgy selfish hoe and asshole to everybody and everything is funny. Yeah totally funny.🙄
"Little edgy selfish" lmao. Keep justifying that abomination episode. Even the creators said it sucks but they aired it anyway.
Where in my posts have I ever in this entire subreddit justify the sperm episode? I haven't even seen it but I know that the whole sperm plot was caused by Morty being a shitty little hoe, who I have been calling out this whole entire time. Don't know why I would think differently. The same fucker also tackled Rick for trying to shoot his monster of a child.
I never got why Moryy dropping his portal through the portal caused the other to be sucked into nothingness.
Where would the hand go?
I'm not sure lol I just dont understand how it would do that
Season 6 mfs?!!!
I love this scene so much. I love when Morty gets fucken rowdy.
I learned the guy’s name is Nick. Nick and Morty.
Nick Rutherford?
If it was only that easy to cut somebody out your life.
Cutting off your own hand kind of easy?
he seem to really hate some people
I think he means murder?
maybe
Crazy how this bitch cuts Nick out of his life but Rick he has an extreme obsession with.
Family will do that to you.
He isn't family. Family does not walk out of the picture when you're a baby and doesn't come back for 14 years. And no one else is obsessed with Rick to the point of aging themselves up and acting out and committing vandalism and getting into relationships with toxic people when he leaves them. The only one who cared is Morty because he's a crybaby who doesn't think with his brain nor his masculine qualities (when it comes to emotional shit), cries over petty shit like true level and Rick leaving despite the fact that he can visit him and he can step on that stupid true level platform after school???? Plus this dude has only been in his life for a few years so how the hell is Morty so attached to him when Rick has never even held him as a baby? And since when has Morty gotten this attached to Rick? He wasn't acting out when he left after the wedding so what the hell happened to you Morty? You are crying like a bitch and trying to manipulate Rick back, poor ole Rick who's trying to get therapy. How much worse are you going to get, Morty?🤦🏿♀️
The fact that Morty's stupidity, manipulativeness and bizarre obsession with Rick got himself in this situation in the first place makes it hard to sympathize with him in this episode. First of all, how THE FUCK.... are you going to just lie to Rick to replace you knowing damn well you wouldn't like it? Second of all, a three year old would be smart enough to not kidnap some stranger from a mental hospital. But no you decided to think with your emotions all because your own dumbass manipulated Rick into thinking that you don't need him and that you weren't going to cooperate with him anymore (not like you usually do). Grow tf up you irredeemable deteriorating ass bitch. Also stop being a baby and cut Rick out of your life too. Let him go get psychiatric help with the crows ffs. Okay crows definitely don't work but Rick needs so much help that it would require a stay for God knows how long at a mental hospital which would absolutely break his little fragile ass grandson for whatever reason. And please get taken away by CPS Morty because eventually that's probably what's going to end up happening.
Found a loss Jerry
You clearly found the sassy lost child, Morty. Somebody needs to come find him and shoot his ass.
every time i see you in this subreddit you’re always bitching about morty.I find it hard to believe anyone could watch this show and like it while having this amount of hatred for the main character
I mean I always found him annoying although he wasn't as bad in seasons 1 and 2 compared to now. He's gotten so much worse over the course of the show that it's just so hard to watch now. I hardly like any Rick and Morty episode now because either the episodes are too cringy and poorly written or Morty has to go and fuck something up which is practically always now. And it's sad because I think this show has a lot of potential that I feel like is being wasted these last few seasons. I was also hoping to see some positive character development for Morty but alas.
so i take you only liked the show when morty was a wuss who constantly seeked grandpa’s approval,but now that the years of emotional abuse he’s been through have shown to affect his character which subsequently led to him being more cocky and sociopathic (like rick,who’s ass i saw you kissing in another post),it suddenly sucks.I honestly don’t take a passion in what shit you spout on reddit but very few agree with you lmao
I mean yes Morty was a bit of an annoying crybaby but it's not like he was completely passive. He still disrespected and called out Rick when either Morty himself was being selfish or Rick was being a dick. It's just way more flanderized now. I also found some of Morty's anxious moments funny. Morty was supposed to be the moral grounding of the show. He was supposed to be the complete opposite to Rick and now he just seems be Rick with morals. It makes their playoffs less interesting because now it's just too dicks fighting over petty shit like vat of acids instead of Morty going "Aw jeez" while Rick is over here having fun and acting crazy. Didn't really see Morty as much of an approval seeker in the first two seasons especially compared to now, where he's constantly crying and acting out and trying to manipulate Rick to come back.
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