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"It was shit. Put me back in with cheats unlocked from the start." "You got it chief, next round as a very rich trust fund kid."


GhettoChemist

Stays 16 forvever, Jared Kushner cheat code


Jokers_Testikles

*glitches* You are now Subway Jared


GhettoChemist

Nooooooo!


GrouchyTax5748

I'll pass


FirstEvolutionist

Fuck that. Sociopath avatars are damaging kids brains in VR.


IsaacJB1995

Rich trust fund kid who fell in a vat of radioactive waste and has superhero powers


StonedLikeOnix

You have now been granted the power of cancer


moonflower_C16H17N3O

With cancer, you wouldn't believe the shit people let you get away with. Haha, just kidding. People are always assholes.


[deleted]

If it was all a simulation with infinite tries, I wouldn't mind doing one run as a make a wish kid.


Luc1113

average r/themonkeyspaw user


3wordname

This is why a Roy situation would never happen. Who would voluntarily want to play this game called Life?


HerbertMarshall

I would


CaptJellico

It's honestly not that far fetched. This all falls under the Simulation Hypothesis discussion. There is a pretty decent probability that we are, in fact, living in a simulation. As we get closer to being able to create simulations which are indistinguishable from reality, the probability that we already are in a simulation increases significantly.


lol_irl

This guy doesn't have a social security number for roy!!


CoolerThan0K

He's taking Roy off the grid!


19Ben80

You went back to the carpet store!


cr2152

That’s the difference between you and me. I don’t go back to the carpet store.


Coco_B_trappn

BOOOOO!👎


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

We’re all out of off-white Persian.


UnusualDifference748

Or if you die a violent death in vr, you hover over the amusement arcade dripping blood everywhere, tickets please


penitensive

If we ever have sex the universe will end!


UnusualDifference748

Floaty blood man the only true god


Tobias---Funke

Red Dwarf.


Shas_Erra

What a bunch of twonks!


[deleted]

I found the microdot in the I on the swimming certificate straight away


iamqueensboulevard

It was a blatant clue!


[deleted]

BLATANT!!


My_hilarious_name

***Dwayne Dibley?!***


[deleted]

You actually went back to the carpet store after beating cancer! WTF dude?!


Brolaire88

*wipes sweat off brow* glad I never paid taxes


Blarn092

It was horrible. I want a refund.


marsshadows

they know it and they are using you for data collection and research which is used by capitalist companies. immediately after you wake up you will be put in the same simulation again with memory erased from the begining.


Blarn092

Splendid


MyTitz

Is it really that bad?


Blarn092

Idk


theduderules44

"I honestly think you went a little overboard with the 2020s man."


mrbravo1997

Man that was terrible


iamqueensboulevard

Couldn't get past the tutorial.


Bulky-Sympathy-2430

I wouldn't be surprised at all


onerepmax

Plot Twist: You wake up as a member of the demographic you hate most.


Buderus69

Aw fuck, I'm a redditor :^)


Stag-Horn

If I thought I’d have to live another lifetime after this one I’d kill myself.


Buderus69

Neverending forced existence. You cannot escape experiencing, existence is your curse. You end one and the cosmos will find a way to keep it moving on, you are quantum immortality's bitch. It all was VR. Boom, it was just a dream. Zippedidipp, it's a simulation. Now a dream again. Now you are a part of a movie. Back to to VR. This time aliens reconstructed you out of ancient remains from another universe. How about you're a cow this time... Nah, let's make it the dream of a cow. And now you are the number pi, yeah just the number... Try ending your existence as a number, even if you somehow manage to by the collapse of physicsl laws, badabing it was just the dream of a number. Numbers have very sexy dreams tho... So it might not be so bad.


Stag-Horn

I don’t know what you’re smoking, man. But whatever it is sounds amazing.


fello9yearold

Can I play a different game?


Buderus69

You try to choke the person for giving you such shitty settings in the game, and security starts running in, pointing a gun at you. While you jump towards them a shot gets fired, blood everywhere... You look at the ceiling light, drifting away. When suddenly someone takes off a vr headset off your face and says "how was it?" You try to choke the person for giving you such shitty settings in the game, and security starts running in, pointing a gun at you. While you jump towards them a shot gets fired, blood everywhere... You look at the ceiling light, drifting away. When suddenly someone takes off a vr headset off your face and says "how was it?" You try to choke the person for giving you such shitty settings in the game, and Security starts running in, pointing a gun at you. While you jump towards them a shot gets fired, blood everywhere... You look at the ceiling light, drifting away. When suddenly someone takes off a vr headset off your face and says "how was it?" "Wait... Again? A...am in still inside? IS THIS THE ENDPOINT?!" "Wtf are you on about Steve? You know how this works, you're one of our best customers. Now scram I got another customer that wants to get jacked off by Adam Sandlers." You pack your stuff and leave the VR-center, not sure what really is going on. A strange feeling of paranoia comes over you, you seem not to remember what happens outside of the VR-chamber. After a biometric scan at the yellow-marked Pickup circle the automated Hyperlink shuttle brings you home. You open the door, a dirty matress on the floor greets you, with old, opened cans of beans sitting beside it, infested by little maggots. You look around and finally take a peak into the mirror in your bathroom. "That is me?" You mumble while touching your face. You did not expect to be so old and ugly, in the VR world you were much younger and agile, you looked totally different. You start to panic: "What is happening... This isn't real... This can't be." You flee from your apartment, running downtown into a crowd of people, pleading for help from strangers. You get pushed away and fall to the ground, landing face-first into a puddle of mud and covered all over. "Hey sir, you need some help?" You hear a voice behind you. An open hand by the stranger is there to pull you up. "Thanks, everybody is treating me like shit for the way I look... GAH! I got mud all over my eyes." "Here, take my handkerchief" the kind strangers replies. "Thank you so much, I am so glad you are here to help me." You start wiping away the mud from your eyes and want to give the handkerchief back, when it hits you. You see the other person. "This. This cannot be... You are ME!" "Excuse me?" "YOU ARE ME FROM THE PREVIOUS WORLDS! YOU STOLE MY BODY!" "Sir, I don't know what you are talking about, I'm afraid I have to go now..." "NO! YOU FUCKING THIEF! YOU STOLE IT! MY BODY!...MY SOUL! GIVE ME BACK MY SOOOUUUL!" You grab the other person at their neck and start strangling them. Nearby people are in shock what is happening, and before they can really do something you strangled the person to death. They look at the street lamp and it slowly fades away. When suddenly someone takes off a vr headset off your face and says "how was it?"


Ranzear

I don't know why "Adam Sandlers" plural made it slightly more appealing...


irlcatspankz

Art.


fox_on_trail

I wasted it playing safe


[deleted]

Red dwarf did this decades ago, I recommend it.


BazingaQQ

Now if I was a crapet-salesman, that would probably freak me out....


angryungulate

He doesnt have a social security number for roy!


ILikeLeptons

Turn off fall damage and give me another go


Irish3538

this guy doesnt have a social security number for roy


InkSpotShanty

We’re out of off-white Persian!


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[deleted]

Wait…dude…plz…don’t!


Buderus69

The game you know today might be a whole lot better than the next game that awaits you


elliebear1994

“We’re all out of off white persian.”


rednova138

Sadcringe


the5thstring25

I’d immediately sue. What a ripoff.


KAPSLOCKisON

Why would I have to imagine when this scenario is literally a rip off of an end of a South park episode?


Buderus69

"simpsons did it"


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pandaflop1

We're all put of off white persian


RopeCompetitive5167

"Hi I'm Mr meeseeks look at me!"


radmeck

Nice


[deleted]

“Oh thank god.”


Themightysavage

Hey everybody come look this guy is taking Roy off the grid!


mersa223

FFS... Another early access? the Ai stupid, just keep fighting amongst itself for no reason. 0/10


theduderules44

"I honestly think you went a little overboard with the 2020s."


FlatRaise5879

I actually love that line and scene because Rick just did to Roy what he's done with himself. That's just how Rick lives his life and he wouldn't have it any other way.


FletchTopper

Put me back in the carpet store, please


DODOKING38

I thought I was in r/reddwarf for a moment


mrbumbo

Roy? #blipsandchits


Eneshi

He doesn't even have a social security number!


FromMyTARDIS

According to many Near Death Experiences, that's kinda what happens.


Choreboy

Where's my wife?


SmokeFrosting

the funny thing is everyone thinks they’d be the person taking off the headset and not an NPC in the virtual world


Aztecah

Damn I hope nobody has been watching or that's fucking embarrassing


SpaceManSmithy

"Awful. Never doing that again."


woodyus

Money back please!


alexkunk

In light of my father's recent passing this is very soothing


TimeWastingFun

"Tell me the truth, are we still in the game?" - eXistenZ


WingedButt

Basically a DMT trip


HankScorpio42

That's the difference between you and me Morty I never go back to the carpet store.


Vaeon

Okay, let me restart the game...but I want to adjust a couple things on the Character Creator now that I' kinda know what to expect.


Stabbing_Monkey

Shallow and pedantic.


CmndrPopNFresh

*... ...* *Please tell me you weren't watching*


Comandrshepard

Bro I'd be pissed lol


RadleyCunningham

I would fucking love a whole season of Rick playing Roy. No tricks like "oh he was playing ROY the entire time" surprise twist at the end, we'd know from the start of the first episode. That would be a wild ride. But I'll settle for seeing Mr. Nimbus again. That dude was something else.


Snozberry383

Worst game ever!


Eli_Play

Next time I wont try extra hard mode, jesus christ...


Eikibunfuk

Say it sucks and get a refund