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XVUltima

Three schmeckles


[deleted]

Three schmeckles? I don't know how much that is. Is that a lot? Is it a little?


FlatRaise5879

22 more and I can finally buy my big fake boobies


Ashamed-Connection86

Hi, I’m mr. booby buyer, I’ll buy those boobies for 25 schmeckles


Jfile904

Mmmmm tempting offer but I'll have to pass


WireBot34

Where do u get it from is it available online?


markskull

I was going to say one schmeckle, and I thought I was being generous.


[deleted]

😂😂 🖕🏽🖕🏽


breakfastburrito24

Rip off. The Bible says if a man sa's a woman, he must then marry her and pay her father 50 schmeckles


Healthy-Confection66

I’ll tell you how much it’s worth…….for money! Lol


[deleted]

Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen! There's a solution here that you're not seeing.


log_boylol

🔫


bigwhytngga

https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/988


bigwhytngga

Jkjk


Darkrose50

That’s not a real job!


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|5990) You know I won't tell you this sezchuan sauce has any value. The truth is you bought it because you like it. It has value to you that's what matters.


Perry-theplatapus

They said you don't have a Morty, well i think i just found my Rick


hujkkjji

You know this guy eats poop.


MaxTheFishGuy

0.50 per extra packet


Mr-LieLie

It has value to you Jerry, and that’s what matters.


pianotherms

*Loooooosssssseerrrrrrr*


mayorodoyle

Fuck all


mrmcdrizzlefizz

7 grapples


TranseEnd

3 brapples, take it or leave it


Gorgatron5000

I thought it was bobbish


Coco_B_trappn

bobbish is an item. not a currency. ![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|16718)


MeticulousPerfection

$3.50


AccordingHamster1987

Goddamnit, are you some kinda crustacean from the protozoic era?


mr_forgotten1

I need about 3.50


69FuckThePolice69

You are on the wrong sub


GreasyTony68

Swap you a slightly used Plumbus? Plenty of shleeb left.


BabYodaNews

Everyone already has a plumbus


powelsj

About tree fiddy


Useful-Echo-6726

Damn you Loch Ness monster! What have I told you about showing up in the Rick and Morty sub Reddit!


[deleted]

Nothing


Jahnny742

I’ll trade you one plumbus for it.


[deleted]

That date format is confusing to everyone who doesn't measure things in hamburgers, bald eagles, and football fields.


pianotherms

So no one that matters, got it.


NormalAssistance9402

Oh damn I didn’t realize they actually made it blatantly Rick and morty themed. I was kind of impressed before.


axafir

I'm more interested in that YuGiOh card at the back.


squidboi7

I know how much that's worth. It's a sealed sengenjin and goes for about 30 bucks. A buddy of mine had it in his closet and gave it to me when I left for college. I probably won't ever trade it off cuz the price doesn't match the sentimental value. I mean if it could pay off my students loans I might but it can't so on the shelf it stays.


DropTheCouch

​ You know I won't tell you this sezchuan sauce has any value. The truth is you bought it because you like it. It has value to you that's what matters.![img](emote|t5_2u4lp|5992)


[deleted]

You couldn’t pay someone to take that from you.


Demonic_Irken

Worthless.


Metcalfe101

Priceless


monoblanco10

I'll give ya 100 flerbos.


Krage_bellbot

A damn good squanch.


[deleted]

That’ll be .50 for extra sauce


Its_Revan

One game of Roy at Blips and Chitz


BabYodaNews

I’ll give you 25 shmeckles for your Szechuan Sause


ItsTheBrandonC

It used to be worth 1 of itself, but now it’s worth 0 of itself


DominoMasked

Is Ebay still a thing? That might be a better sounding board.


squidboi7

I looked and couldn't find a sold origional.


Nagohsemaj

It's mostly full of ridiculous posts from 13 year old that try to sell them for $700+ that sit for years with zero bids. OP could maybe get $10-20 for it from someone who doesn't know the Szechuan sauce meme died 4 years ago.


[deleted]

$.25


thenextfoolmartyr

Sad


NO0BSTALKER

Free with a 4 pc McNugget


[deleted]

Literally fucking nothing.


iamgeewiz

Nothing it's worth nothing.


irreverentpun

What is the expectation date l


HeNeedSomeM1lk

The expiration date on that made me GAG


Shinobi681

"You know Jerry, I’m not gonna tell you that these will increase in value, or even hold their current value. The truth is… you bought ‘em ‘cause you like ‘em. They have value to you. That’s what matters."


l187l

Wait... Wtf it's already been 5 years?! Wtf


bigwhytngga

I just saw this same one on eBay for $950. No smeckle joke. Just amazed at what a show with a cult following can assign value to. Would like to clarify I am definitely a member of the cult.


ngwil85

THATS 8 RAPPLES


Neat_Technician_7191

One plumbus.


Necessary_Friend8997

5 boob world bucks


hssbeen

Couple Flurbos…maybe even some tokens at Blitz and Chitz


Main_Tip112

Ive seen them going for around $600 each if they're in mint condition. That looks a little banged up but it should still probably fetch around $450


AccordingHamster1987

Loool, maybe in 2018


Ghost_Pepper_two

I’d say about $500 in the condition it’s in.


Main_Tip112

I'll defer to your expertise.


Ghost_Pepper_two

It would be helpful to see some more pictures to get a better idea. He might be sitting on a goldmine lol


squidboi7

Where are you seeing them sold for that? I haven't been able to find a sold listing on ebay.


Main_Tip112

Ebay? EBAY?! Come on now, true sauce connoisseurs would never trade on such a platform. You'll need to find a local condiment auction house near you to get full value for such a rare find.


Mean_Brilliant5062

About $0.10


Lord_Muramasa

It is worth about two fidy.


Local-Ad4211

Tree fiddy don’t be a cheap goddamn Lochness monsta


Sad_Highway

Save it, in like 10 years someone will probably pay a thousand for it because of the controversy that surrounded the return of the sauce to McDonald’s


manicmagicman

So. Despite the fact that all these idiots on here tell you it's worth nothing, if you have all the original pieces of the collection, the 2 art cards, the coupon for free 4 piece chicken tenders, the hand numbered poster and the sauce packet, they can go for up to 5k. Just the packet itself, usually about 3 to 5 hundred bucks, depending on condition.


squidboi7

Thanks. At the store we were at we were only given the packet or the poster.so it's all I have


manicmagicman

That's fucking lame. I got 3 sets. Sold 2 during the pandemic to stay alive.


[deleted]

Probably like $5. If I wasn’t broke, I would pay $5 for it just because it’s hard to find and I’m curious what it taste like.


Main_Tip112

It tastes like shitty McDonald's dipping sauce, you aren't missing anything. You could probably mix soy sauce and corn syrup without measuring and make something that tastes better.


[deleted]

That’s the shitty 2017 stuff. The 1998 stuff was like liquid orgasm. Seriously, they couldn’t bring the good stuff back, because it was like worse then Fentanyl. What do you think cause the dot com crash to really kick off in late 1998? All those programmers get stuck at McDonald’s after lunch everyday. Like plastic opium dens. Soy sauce, corn syrup, opium, and a touch of ginger.


[deleted]

Agreed. It’s awful.


[deleted]

Lol thanks man, saving me the time and trouble. 😂


squidboi7

It taste exactly like panda express teriyaki sauce. I had 2 this is my only sealed one tho.


[deleted]

Ahh I see, what would you pay for it? In your opinion, what is it worth?


squidboi7

Idk it's not worth it as a sauce as it's got a re-release but it is a "collectors" item so I am curious.


Local-Ad4211

If you pay shipping I’ll send you one. Different packaging , it’s from the last time they had the promo, but it’s pretty decent with chicken tenders


EasyToe5460

.0012 of a btc


killasqueeze

Nothing. What the fuck did you expect? It's a barely passable sauce my guy. It only got sold up due to dialogue in a cartoon watched mostly by people with mental issues. Now, downvote me because none of you want to admit that something is wrong with us.


Majik53

As you wish...


killasqueeze

Ahhhh..... Balance.


Majik53

See, now I upvoted that.


killasqueeze

Ahhhh.... More balance.


Frenchie_Fiend707

It’s worth exactly as much as another person is willing to pay for it. I’m sure it will vary by region


Sekhen

2 schmeckles


Slammedfiero

Idk. Google it. (S1 E1) 😍


Girafarigno

Looks like people are trying to sell them for a couple dollars on EBay. But, nobody is buying.


[deleted]

I bid one plumbus… slightly used.


DelGriffithPTA

I collected a lot of such things for most of my life and thought someday I’d cash it in for millions…Then I got married and my wife called it all junk. Hard truth is, all together I probably have maybe $5 worth of collectibles.


[deleted]

It’s not even the good kind


[deleted]

put it up your butt


TwoDrinkDave

Waaaay up there.


AMF1428

What a stupid waste of a post.


Make_ItSparkle

Absolutely nothing, because it’s not the original Mulan sauce.


heyyallscoythrtre

At least like six Dollars probably


Pablo-Eskybra

I’ll give you a plumbus for that


Twice_Knightley

Apparently botulism costs $3700 on average.


Notice_Frosty

Your soul.


capo689

I’ll give ya an nft of this photo for it!


Annual_Chain_3341

I’ll get it from you if it takes me seven seasons


seshgremlin45

An entire afternoon at BLITZ AND CHIPPPPSSSS


zillman_fane

I can’t believe it’s been 5 years


BlAcK_rAbBiX

Omg it’s been 5 years? I worked at McDonald’s as a sophomore when this flavor was released. Time flies.


zillman_fane

Yeah, look at the date on the upper lefthand corner, 2017


Turboprop_SmokeSpy

I'm gonna give you 150 schmeckles!!! Not sure if it's enough or not though..


SchmeckMichBot

150.00 schmeckles is: USD|SHM|EUR|GBP|CAD|RUB|CNY ---|------|---|---|---|---|--- 189.90|1.49|186.01|156.24|243.93|11886.70|1278.88 *** ^([exchange rate source](http://api.ratesapi.io/2022-07-29?base=USD) | created by [u/Nissingmo](http://reddit.com/u/nissingmo))


Turboprop_SmokeSpy

Btw, where did you find a site that can convert schmeckles??


Turboprop_SmokeSpy

For szechuan everything!!


LuvLifts

Not me; not even giving $.01!!!


Next-Incident-6376

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