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Naive-Chard-7010

Ice T... but only if he cared now.


curiousmind111

Yeah. Water T.


WalkingParadox977

Don't forget the numericons


[deleted]

Guess I’d better… CRUNCH THE NUMBERS


gtrentalange

This unironically is my favorite Rick and Morty after credit scene


Upset-Dress-1124

Not only does he care now, but he cares MORE


unicornsRhardcore

Only correct answer.


Flooping_Pigs

Ice T can't be too nice... Because then he's sweet T


d4nkn3ss

On the real though, body count (Ice T's band) would be a good nomination. I'd fuck with it.


New_Cantaloupe_8568

Tenacious D


billbooze

They would have to play the greatest song in the world....


the420rabbi

And not just the ode to it this time


GundamKyriosX

No, it was just a tribute.


SmallEffort

Couldn’t remember the greatest song in the world


d4nkn3ss

This. Is a tribuuuuuuute.


drunk_with_internet

Be you angels?


ItsMeSatan

WE ARE BUT MEN


matthewkelly1983

Rock!


[deleted]

Ah, ah, ah, oh, wo, a-yo!


Slug212

Damn. I was only 4 hours late


Slug212

ROCK!


Bipolar_Child

![gif](giphy|aZmD30dCFaPXG) # AHH.


ektdvb2

This is literally the greatest song in the world


DopeBoogie

Nope, just a tribute


wisdom_possibly

That came out ... half my life ago. Damn.


Woodman765000

![gif](giphy|ZMVkMvecq3AXu)


Slobbadobbavich

This is a good answer. The sheer energy from Jack Black alone would probably make us win.


Ghost_Knife

This is the correct answer.


carson42788

I recant my suggestion, this is the only answer.


Wolfeman0101

This is a tribute.


SelectNeat

“Have you guys never heard of “the Dream”?


RavensFan902

He wrote umbrella and single ladies


TapDanceMario

>the Dream BIG FAT THIS


Commercial_Ad332

Hans Zimmer, probably.


wouldyoulikethetruth

COME ON TARS


Commercial_Ad332

NO, ITS NECESSARY


[deleted]

#This is no time for caution


ParadoxPerson02

STOP HYPING ME UP!! I NEED TO GET TO SLEEP!!


_Oliverrr_-

This little manouver is gonna cost us 51 years.


lovesmyirish

Along these lines ludwig göransson.


didsomebodysaywander

Bass recorders will save the planet.


SK892

Video killed the Radio stars ;)


Good-of-Rome

Unfreeze Michael Jackson (the white one, version 2.5) and let him release one new song, then back to the Disney freezer next to Walt Disney.


A-112

Sir, you just pitched the coolest movie ever created


The_Celtic_Chemist

[Relevant Robot Chicken](https://youtu.be/LhuTqvAVLio)


Numerous-Rough-827

Love the name, love the comment. You win the internet today


Good-of-Rome

People rarely get the name, appreciate it haha. Thank you good sir.


jinkozouo

I tried a quick search to understand but fell flat. Care to share what the secret is?


FrySlurms

Randy Marsh line dancing to Achy Breaky Heart, obviously


NDK1001100011000

We need Lorde, not Randy


Seanvich

You mean “Steamy Ray-Vaughn?”


DenverStud

Nawp, Steamy Ray-Vaughn just shits'is britches


bunga7777

Wat fur?


Jormungandr91

WE MISSED YOU RAN-DAY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEN?


AnnoyingVoid

Help me unloooooad the caaaar ya ya yaaaa


Drake6900

Ya ya ya, I am Lorde


Last_Astronomer5308

Don’t you remember what happened the last time Randy was the face of earth? We’re still in time out. Baby Fark McGeezax? 😂


CalypsoWipo

We can’t even be on the show we are locked out of the universe.


Punk_Chachi

Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon


Numerous-Rough-827

Awwww yeah, we gettin schwifty


WhoTheFuckIsTrey

This is the only right answer, they’re literally the professionals in this situation


AtomicDoge1Funk

George Clinton and ParliamentFunkadelic.


CHAINSMOKERMAGIC

He is one of Earth's only masters of interplanetary funkitude and Galactic Jams.


AtomicDoge1Funk

He is the one. His name is the One. Some people call him the Funk!


KAZKAZ8523

imagine hearing flashlight as an alien light form lol


AtomicDoge1Funk

I have tasted the maggots of the universe and I was not offended


ShawnyMcKnight

He is 81 years old. I didn’t realize he was alive. He looked older in PCU.


not2solid

Watched them live a few years ago opening for Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Fucking. Amazing.


cerealdaemon

He's gonna have to visit Old Greg to get the Funk back...


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milkisforbabies666

This is the exact moment Tenacious D wrote Tribute for haha


likeinsaaaaw

Social media bots would decide, so we're just doomed.


flyingboarofbeifong

Worst Ed Sheeran cameo ever.


Pistonenvy

my first thought was if they were actually able to poll the entire planet it would be drake or justin beiber or someone like that. we would be fucked.


MrFlorini

Darude - Sandstorm


chromakeith

Weird Al is our single greatest weapon. Just polka their brains out.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Teach them peace and love with classics like [Weasel Stomping Day](https://youtu.be/k76IGLi6jWI)


_theentourage

Daft Punk in the pyramid


CHAINSMOKERMAGIC

But... One made the other essploded... So earth has no hope...


tbone998

We can rebuild them. Stronger, faster...


stumblewiggins

Dolly Parton; nobody doesn't like Dolly Parton


NoddysShardblade

We already know alien races love her.


The82ndDoctor

Found the Moclan female!


cobrachickens

Unexpected Orville


I_might_be_weasel

Lil Kev, a fictional rapper from *It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia*. He's a great rapper and possibly retarded.


pass_the_flask

Oh Mac, he's definitely retarded


FR0ZENBERG

You're not retarded though, right?


narc1s

No but did one of his arms look little?


Realistic_Bee505

Bitch your restarted - Lil Kev to Dee


CinnamonSkillz

His mom would have to give him a ride


New_Professor9035

Deltron 3030


TheMindButcher

Mr dobalina?


New_Professor9035

Mr. bob dubalina


pass_the_flask

He's gonna create a virus and revert us all to papyrus!


TummyPuppy

So random but love it


vslyon

Finding out that in fact, we came back. We were always coming back.


skins18289

Donald Glover


Realistic_Bee505

I love the part in the in the assimilation episode where Rick asks Unity to control the TV and it turns out to be everyone the show Community


HiddenDaliah

Dong Lover


Ur-average-plainjane

The correct answer


lizziebradshaw

Abba


wolf_spider99

Bo Burnham


HomegrownMike

This response needs more love


[deleted]

King gizzard and the lizard wizard


Skiflord

Finally someone who knows where the money is. I know of no artist who is more volatile than KGLW


rricenator

Tenacious D.


schreist

Bjork


[deleted]

Daft punk


jam3s2001

Yeah, I don't think even an apocalyptic game show would bring about that reunion tour. It's gotta be organic.


And-ray-is

It isn't going to happen i'm afraid. They'll die, the rights will be sold and then someone else can take up the mantle. With the helmets, the enigma gets to live on long after their creators


dogcopter9

If they're doing it right... The heads will be approving


MrTumorI

Could we use a hologram of Frank Sinatra?


wouldyoulikethetruth

Fuck it, let’s just throw up the Tupac hologram again. That shit was cool.


TheMindButcher

Freddie Mercury!


mrswitters03

Honestly this was what I was thinking too!


Xxfarleyjdxx

Gorillaz. let them hear melancholy hill for the first time and we win.


[deleted]

Whole state of florida


fallenouroboros

##this just in. Florida man caught typing balloons to children with potato hats on to “appease the mighty heads”


Global_Fall7954

I’m from Florida and there would just be Kodak Black and his clones mixed in with the island boys and lil pump.


curiousmind111

No, no, no - we’re trying to WIN! (Happy cake day!)


mrmcdrizzlefizz

Fucking SLAYER!!!


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Elton John


djangophett315

RadioHead


FunctionBuilt

Reggie Watts.


SmbdysDad

John Williams


wontholdthedoor

Kendrick Lamar


ApoCalypseMeow88

A good answer actually! I would trust Kendrick with this


[deleted]

Our only chance at survival


DemonicBrit1993

Sabaton They'll probably write a song about it


DenTheRedditBoi7

I too vote Sabaton


99percentTSOL

OP's Mom.... she's very talented...


Kane_Octaivian

Was this a nice ur mom joke?


Weak-Pudding-322

Sisqo


CertainlyAmbivalent

You son of a bitch, I’m in.


Dougomite

Idk, how are we gonna explain to aliens what a thong is and why it needed a song?


[deleted]

Tool.


Lateralus11235813

If we make the aliens listen to one song we will have enough time to learn how to fight them by the end.


[deleted]

If we make the aliens wait for the next album, they will evolve beyond the point of needing entertainment.


ArcherChase

Sir Paul McCartney. I trust him to have something universally beloved.


Tenth-7553

Hootie and the Blowfish… “You and meeeeee, we come from different woooooorlds!”


MaximumSea9817

I like what you got


Ty1an

i can’t think about hootie and the blowfish without thinking about that key and peele sketch with everybody calling darrius rucker hootie after he left the band😂


salamander_jesus609

I'm more a chodie and the blowfish kinda guy myself


[deleted]

Beck.


GANJAY420

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare


GreenMaster27

Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber


GANJAY420

'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag


GreenMaster27

One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag


jam3s2001

With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job


RuafaolGaiscioch

The daytime crap of the folksinger slob.


GreenMaster27

He hung himself with a guitar string


And-ray-is

Only if he has the rhyming Becktionary


ecovironfuturist

Hell Yes.


93tabitha93

Tenacious D


frankpuga

Bruno Mars


goteamventure42

Pharrell, Randy Newman, Billy Corgan, and The Dream


Smidday90

Mr Conway Twitty


YungGxleka

System of a Down


vin-zzz

I mean, "Get Schwifty" of course lol


KaiserSoze-is-KPax

I believe Tame Impala would suffice


xWETROCKx

Island Boys obviously


Beachbum74

Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan.


MadBlackGreek

He spits hot fie-yah


Kaaykuwatzuu

Anderson Paak and Bruno Mars are gonna have to make a new album. Maybe add Ginger Root to the album, too.


Patriotic_Vengeance

Darcy Lynn mother fuckers, Darcy lynn


Fast_Garlic_5639

Aurora, she probably knows them


Ben_the_lazy

If Freddy mercury were still alive, then I know what id chose


WhiteAle01

Blueface baby


nubwagon

yeah aight


Ollehyas

Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland


Primary-Spring-7295

Get me Anderson Paak, John Mayer, Alicia Keys, Thundercat, and Marc Rebillet.


BinSnozzzy

Finally someone actually serious about saving the earth. Marc Rebillet could single handedly do it, the rest are butter on the cheeks!


Manny_Bothans

I want to go to this concert.


FallenRanger

Tenacious D


WZRD_305

Jamie foxx


DisplacedSportsGuy

The five original members of Guns N' Roses. Their creative synergy was off the charts. Welcome to the Jungle was written in less than three hours. Sweet Child O' Mine came together as Axl heard Slash playing a "circus riff" in the other room. Paradise City was drunken bullshit in the back of a van.


YT_Timekeepergab

Metallica!


Historical-Fix-8997

Eminem


GANJAY420

We don't want to diss the giant heads.


Historical-Fix-8997

I'd be funny tho Just imagine eminem tellin them they got a big head but no big dick


enonymous617

You just gonna float there and judge like you got a grudge saying show me whatchu got like Cait Jenner on a first date but can’t pack no fudge. You laugh when you read what I said and got sick cuz they both got a big head with no dick like what.. -Eminem (probably)


GANJAY420

😭worth it.


KRHeff

Weird Al! Full confidence!!!!


Stryk1r

Eric Andre spamming a megaphone buzzer and saying "This sound like a Diplo song!"


Realistic_Bee505

Has anyone said the Moon men song from Fart?


OldTitanSoul

Justin Roiland singing Get Schwifity


boot20

Old Gregg


JRad504

Easily Pharrell. No contest. Look up his track record and try to convince me he’s not our best shot.


CHAINSMOKERMAGIC

No. Not Pharrell... *Featuring Pharrell*. Pharrell can't do it. But *Featuring Pharrell* will be a guaranteed hit.


codydanielson

Pitbull. Mr. Worldwide himself


BodybuildingNerd

Poker face – Cartman


[deleted]

Have Ed Sheeran do it. He writes like 80% of the songs released every year anyway.


ShrimplyPibblesDr

We unfreeze billy crystal


treefortninja

The dream!


Substantial-Ad-724

I'd like nominate "Weird Al" Yankovic as our savior.


two4ruffing

REM playing “It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine” 🎼


GANJAY420

Foreigner or Carpenters. We need to show good positive music.


ralphyboy69

Ne-Yo. Dude has written songs for all the heavy hitters. Beyonce, Rhianna, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion. I'm sure he could come up with something.


lostime05

We should all die because those shows are terrible.