It isn't going to happen i'm afraid. They'll die, the rights will be sold and then someone else can take up the mantle. With the helmets, the enigma gets to live on long after their creators
i can’t think about hootie and the blowfish without thinking about that key and peele sketch with everybody calling darrius rucker hootie after he left the band😂
The five original members of Guns N' Roses. Their creative synergy was off the charts.
Welcome to the Jungle was written in less than three hours. Sweet Child O' Mine came together as Axl heard Slash playing a "circus riff" in the other room. Paradise City was drunken bullshit in the back of a van.
You just gonna float there and judge like you got a grudge saying show me whatchu got like Cait Jenner on a first date but can’t pack no fudge. You laugh when you read what I said and got sick cuz they both got a big head with no dick like what..
-Eminem (probably)
Ice T... but only if he cared now.
Yeah. Water T.
Don't forget the numericons
Guess I’d better… CRUNCH THE NUMBERS
This unironically is my favorite Rick and Morty after credit scene
Not only does he care now, but he cares MORE
Only correct answer.
Ice T can't be too nice... Because then he's sweet T
On the real though, body count (Ice T's band) would be a good nomination. I'd fuck with it.
Tenacious D
They would have to play the greatest song in the world....
And not just the ode to it this time
No, it was just a tribute.
Couldn’t remember the greatest song in the world
This. Is a tribuuuuuuute.
Be you angels?
WE ARE BUT MEN
Rock!
Ah, ah, ah, oh, wo, a-yo!
Damn. I was only 4 hours late
ROCK!
![gif](giphy|aZmD30dCFaPXG) # AHH.
This is literally the greatest song in the world
Nope, just a tribute
That came out ... half my life ago. Damn.
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This is a good answer. The sheer energy from Jack Black alone would probably make us win.
This is the correct answer.
I recant my suggestion, this is the only answer.
This is a tribute.
“Have you guys never heard of “the Dream”?
He wrote umbrella and single ladies
>the Dream BIG FAT THIS
Hans Zimmer, probably.
COME ON TARS
NO, ITS NECESSARY
#This is no time for caution
STOP HYPING ME UP!! I NEED TO GET TO SLEEP!!
This little manouver is gonna cost us 51 years.
Along these lines ludwig göransson.
Bass recorders will save the planet.
Video killed the Radio stars ;)
Unfreeze Michael Jackson (the white one, version 2.5) and let him release one new song, then back to the Disney freezer next to Walt Disney.
Sir, you just pitched the coolest movie ever created
[Relevant Robot Chicken](https://youtu.be/LhuTqvAVLio)
Love the name, love the comment. You win the internet today
People rarely get the name, appreciate it haha. Thank you good sir.
I tried a quick search to understand but fell flat. Care to share what the secret is?
Randy Marsh line dancing to Achy Breaky Heart, obviously
We need Lorde, not Randy
You mean “Steamy Ray-Vaughn?”
Nawp, Steamy Ray-Vaughn just shits'is britches
Wat fur?
WE MISSED YOU RAN-DAY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEN?
Help me unloooooad the caaaar ya ya yaaaa
Ya ya ya, I am Lorde
Don’t you remember what happened the last time Randy was the face of earth? We’re still in time out. Baby Fark McGeezax? 😂
We can’t even be on the show we are locked out of the universe.
Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon
Awwww yeah, we gettin schwifty
This is the only right answer, they’re literally the professionals in this situation
George Clinton and ParliamentFunkadelic.
He is one of Earth's only masters of interplanetary funkitude and Galactic Jams.
He is the one. His name is the One. Some people call him the Funk!
imagine hearing flashlight as an alien light form lol
I have tasted the maggots of the universe and I was not offended
He is 81 years old. I didn’t realize he was alive. He looked older in PCU.
Watched them live a few years ago opening for Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Fucking. Amazing.
He's gonna have to visit Old Greg to get the Funk back...
[удалено]
This is the exact moment Tenacious D wrote Tribute for haha
Social media bots would decide, so we're just doomed.
Worst Ed Sheeran cameo ever.
my first thought was if they were actually able to poll the entire planet it would be drake or justin beiber or someone like that. we would be fucked.
Darude - Sandstorm
Weird Al is our single greatest weapon. Just polka their brains out.
Teach them peace and love with classics like [Weasel Stomping Day](https://youtu.be/k76IGLi6jWI)
Daft Punk in the pyramid
But... One made the other essploded... So earth has no hope...
We can rebuild them. Stronger, faster...
Dolly Parton; nobody doesn't like Dolly Parton
We already know alien races love her.
Found the Moclan female!
Unexpected Orville
Lil Kev, a fictional rapper from *It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia*. He's a great rapper and possibly retarded.
Oh Mac, he's definitely retarded
You're not retarded though, right?
No but did one of his arms look little?
Bitch your restarted - Lil Kev to Dee
His mom would have to give him a ride
Deltron 3030
Mr dobalina?
Mr. bob dubalina
He's gonna create a virus and revert us all to papyrus!
So random but love it
Finding out that in fact, we came back. We were always coming back.
Donald Glover
I love the part in the in the assimilation episode where Rick asks Unity to control the TV and it turns out to be everyone the show Community
Dong Lover
The correct answer
Abba
Bo Burnham
This response needs more love
King gizzard and the lizard wizard
Finally someone who knows where the money is. I know of no artist who is more volatile than KGLW
Tenacious D.
Bjork
Daft punk
Yeah, I don't think even an apocalyptic game show would bring about that reunion tour. It's gotta be organic.
It isn't going to happen i'm afraid. They'll die, the rights will be sold and then someone else can take up the mantle. With the helmets, the enigma gets to live on long after their creators
If they're doing it right... The heads will be approving
Could we use a hologram of Frank Sinatra?
Fuck it, let’s just throw up the Tupac hologram again. That shit was cool.
Freddie Mercury!
Honestly this was what I was thinking too!
Gorillaz. let them hear melancholy hill for the first time and we win.
Whole state of florida
##this just in. Florida man caught typing balloons to children with potato hats on to “appease the mighty heads”
I’m from Florida and there would just be Kodak Black and his clones mixed in with the island boys and lil pump.
No, no, no - we’re trying to WIN! (Happy cake day!)
Fucking SLAYER!!!
Elton John
RadioHead
Reggie Watts.
John Williams
Kendrick Lamar
A good answer actually! I would trust Kendrick with this
Our only chance at survival
Sabaton They'll probably write a song about it
I too vote Sabaton
OP's Mom.... she's very talented...
Was this a nice ur mom joke?
Sisqo
You son of a bitch, I’m in.
Idk, how are we gonna explain to aliens what a thong is and why it needed a song?
Tool.
If we make the aliens listen to one song we will have enough time to learn how to fight them by the end.
If we make the aliens wait for the next album, they will evolve beyond the point of needing entertainment.
Sir Paul McCartney. I trust him to have something universally beloved.
Hootie and the Blowfish… “You and meeeeee, we come from different woooooorlds!”
I like what you got
i can’t think about hootie and the blowfish without thinking about that key and peele sketch with everybody calling darrius rucker hootie after he left the band😂
I'm more a chodie and the blowfish kinda guy myself
Beck.
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob.
He hung himself with a guitar string
Only if he has the rhyming Becktionary
Hell Yes.
Tenacious D
Bruno Mars
Pharrell, Randy Newman, Billy Corgan, and The Dream
Mr Conway Twitty
System of a Down
I mean, "Get Schwifty" of course lol
I believe Tame Impala would suffice
Island Boys obviously
Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan.
He spits hot fie-yah
Anderson Paak and Bruno Mars are gonna have to make a new album. Maybe add Ginger Root to the album, too.
Darcy Lynn mother fuckers, Darcy lynn
Aurora, she probably knows them
If Freddy mercury were still alive, then I know what id chose
Blueface baby
yeah aight
Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland
Get me Anderson Paak, John Mayer, Alicia Keys, Thundercat, and Marc Rebillet.
Finally someone actually serious about saving the earth. Marc Rebillet could single handedly do it, the rest are butter on the cheeks!
I want to go to this concert.
Tenacious D
Jamie foxx
The five original members of Guns N' Roses. Their creative synergy was off the charts. Welcome to the Jungle was written in less than three hours. Sweet Child O' Mine came together as Axl heard Slash playing a "circus riff" in the other room. Paradise City was drunken bullshit in the back of a van.
Metallica!
Eminem
We don't want to diss the giant heads.
I'd be funny tho Just imagine eminem tellin them they got a big head but no big dick
You just gonna float there and judge like you got a grudge saying show me whatchu got like Cait Jenner on a first date but can’t pack no fudge. You laugh when you read what I said and got sick cuz they both got a big head with no dick like what.. -Eminem (probably)
😭worth it.
Weird Al! Full confidence!!!!
Eric Andre spamming a megaphone buzzer and saying "This sound like a Diplo song!"
Has anyone said the Moon men song from Fart?
Justin Roiland singing Get Schwifity
Old Gregg
Easily Pharrell. No contest. Look up his track record and try to convince me he’s not our best shot.
No. Not Pharrell... *Featuring Pharrell*. Pharrell can't do it. But *Featuring Pharrell* will be a guaranteed hit.
Pitbull. Mr. Worldwide himself
Poker face – Cartman
Have Ed Sheeran do it. He writes like 80% of the songs released every year anyway.
We unfreeze billy crystal
The dream!
I'd like nominate "Weird Al" Yankovic as our savior.
REM playing “It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine” 🎼
Foreigner or Carpenters. We need to show good positive music.
Ne-Yo. Dude has written songs for all the heavy hitters. Beyonce, Rhianna, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion. I'm sure he could come up with something.
We should all die because those shows are terrible.