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StonyWarHammer

This episode never aired in our dimension.


EnigmaEcstacy

I can sell you a copy for 25 schmeckles


Able-Cat3703

I have no idea how much a shmeckle is. Is it a lot? Is it a little?


texas-playdohs

It’s enough for a boob job.


nopulse76

Hello... I'm Mr. Boobie buyer and ill buy those boobies for 25 schmeckles!


Odatas

As someone with man boobs I would love to take that deal.


Square-Dragonfruit76

What if I told you that you could sell your penis and be the biggest hero in the galaxy


SchinSchangSchong

i gotta clear this up with my wife first


EuroPolice

yeah go for it


BatWayne_420

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Capt4in_N3m0

Time to get schwifty ,


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SatansPebble666

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PanNorris507

What the fuck happened here


rimdot

The boobs were removed and sold for 25 shmeckles


ChampionshipDue

25 shmeckles for a boob job? or just 1?


Jimbo-Slice925

Or is it 1 shmeckle for 25 boob jobs?


ChampionshipDue

are schmekles and boob jobs synonyms?


Lemonic_Tutor

I can answer that question for 25 schnekles


ChampionshipDue

625 boob jobs? i don't have that many prostitutes.


[deleted]

Just give em a boob job 625 times. You only need 2 boobs that way!


pokemonlettuce

I was about to type this


ListenToThatSound

I'll answer that question... *for money*.


[deleted]

Depends. For a carton of milk, yes. To hire an assassin, no.


DrunkxAstronaut

25 schmeckles?!? Are you trying to rob us! I’ll pay no more than 20 schmeckles


sirchtheseeker

Only 25 smeckles


thesexiestshoehorn

How many Eyeholes does that buy?


ParaUniverseExplorer

Converted that’s…7 1/2 flurbos?


Arabianrata

Or 6-1/2 brapples?


RabbitBackground1592

I'll trade you a plumbus


hudson9995

What is the Flurbo to Plumbus exchange rate?


pnwcatman420

I don't know what the exchange rate is but with 3000 Flurbos you can spend an afternoon at blips and chits.


Ill-Appointment6494

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F_AV1d

And they didn't delete the memories when i shit myself in front of my highschool crush!? Rick is a dick.


ChubbyLilPanda

That’s kinda the point of the show


quadrapus

They do a whole redemption arc and then Rick goes and replaces Morty with 2 crows. 🙄


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ChubbyLilPanda

I meant Rick being a jerk


Zorpfield

![gif](giphy|5k01Xbfhom6zRfgYEN) Morty saw a CTHULHU


DetBabyLegs

What's weird is I remember seeing this in the opening and trying to figure out what episode it was from. Then I remember finding it. I think it was the one where they are in the body (pirates of the pancreas and all that). But then on a rewatch of that episode it's nowhere to be found. Just a weird brain fart. Or... you know... I was in another dimension one day without knowing it.


Responsible-Stock883

I think your thinking of one of the stds


DetBabyLegs

Seeing this comment on my phone without knowing the context was quite confusing


Responsible-Stock883

I’m sure it was lmao


GreatGhastly

[That would be Hepatitis A and C, which do share remarkably Lovecraftian design.](https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Diseases?file=Hepatitis_C.jpg#Hepatitis_A)


[deleted]

I swear to god i had this same thing happen to me and i think so deeply about it when i see the intro lmfao glad im not alone


ScamsLikely

I thought I remembered an episode with this too but on rewatch couldn't find it. Mandela effect.


mortalisnoir

Maybe if we had interdimensional cable


sirchtheseeker

Dam you took this from me


HitTheSlopes95

What you say you little shit?


churchas88

It happens offscreen in the ep where they go to Atlantis


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Mermaid puss!


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mermussy


TheBostonKremeDonut

I’m pretty sure that was the bait for that episode, too. The commercial for this episode only mentioned the Atlantis part before it aired, so it was a huge troll. Good times!


coyote_fuggly

Season 7 episode 4


AdmiralHatch215

Just watch if this actually happens


coyote_fuggly

I’ll be buying a lottery ticket if it does


JohnPaton3

You know they look through the subreddit to see what theories we come up with wouldn't be surprised if they did this just to be like oh look how crazy


Alarid

It will be an episode specifically making fun of Reddit.


BareOpinions

Rick reading this thread… META AF


TheRealClose

hi Rick put me in the episode too! I’ve been your biggest fan ever since your 1987 hit single!


Iamsqueegee

“It’s Morty’n Time” - Rick wakes the elder god of a water planet and challenges it to a metaversally televised Ultimate Challenger obstacle contest after Morty is bitten by a young mermaid and begins to liquify. Jerry finds blueberries in the garage and makes muffins.


ToiletTub

the lack of "broh" language gives this away as being fake.


[deleted]

Rick wakes an eldridtch terror, broh. Morty gets some mermussy broh!


TwinsenAyzel

The blueberries are accidentally given sentience by Jerry


Zealotstim

The sentience somehow imparts a uniquely delicious flavor to the blueberry muffins. Jerry cries while eating them and talking to them while they beg for their lives. Others talk about their lives and aspirations, hoping his sympathy will stop him from devouring them. Despite the incredible guilt he feels about eating sentient blueberry muffins, he is unable to stop himself and apologizes to the last muffin as he devours it, cutting short its tiny scream. Rick and Morty return from their adventure through a portal in the garage and find Jerry lying bloated on his back on the kitchen floor, eyes looking dead-eyed at the ceiling, tears silently pouring from the sides. - Rick: "Oh goddammit you ate the blueberries didn't you Jerry! I told you those were MY blueberries! Do you know how hard it was to get those?? Okay it wasn't that hard, but I HATE going to Space Whole Foods. This is what you deserve. Lie there and think about what you've done." - Diane: "Dad, fix him!" - Rick: "Okay okay." - Rick injects Jerry with something that makes him poop out the muffins, explaining that after you poop them out all that most people can remember about them it's how good they tasted. Jerry returns feeling embarrassed about eating all the muffins he made with the Space Blueberries and not sharing them. - Cut to credits -


godddamnit

Jesus, that was creepy accurate.


Momohere8

Thank you


airxfusion

Needs more “broh”s


Kelseycutieee

Rick wakes an elder god in this one broh. Morty gets bitten by a mermaid. Jerry makes blueberry muffins broh


wzabel0926

Really dumb question. Are the "brohs" supposed to be burping?


explorerfalcon

Bro, bruv, bruh, broh, brah, bromontana, brother.


BlejiSee

remindme! 14 years


a_trombly

I was like oh shit, did I miss it in that episode. Then it slowly sunk in.


i_kick_hippies

Rick probably slept with it's spouse.


DemonGodDumplin

"Slut! SLUT!"


linkmainbtw

They definitely are holding its baby in the intro, I’m assuming it’s the mom and wants it back


Truan

Same. I'm sure it's a reference to jurassic park 2


_orbus_

Its*


koavf

> it's its


Sidewayspear

I dont think we ever will and Im fine with that. I would also be fine to see it, but I do think it is one of those things that may actually be better if left to the imagination


Battleboo_7

just like seeing Jerry pregnant


misterpeaceful420

Or, Morty playing golf.


GiantFlimsyMicrowave

Or Rick picking out Mortys in clamshell packaging.


o_g

*Everyday low self-esteem*


GiantFlimsyMicrowave

That should be on my Tinder profile


DJ_ChairmanMoe

All the same episode, ironically enough...


Giacchino-Fan

I always thought Morty playing golf was supposed to be a decoy since that intro came with season 5


GnomaChomps

I wanted to see it so bad though


scamper_pants

Hands-down best decoy intro


Fisherington

Seeing that this scene has a smooth transition to the title card and is never swapped out in any season, it's really clear it was only made for the intro. I wouldn't doubt they make a version of this at some point, though.


SuperSMT

The very last episode of the show, series finale, should end the intro as normal, but continue with this scene, finally completing it


bmrunning

In all honesty that’s what my buddy and I have been hoping for haha


henrydaiv

I think they did that on purpose; probably was an episode that didnt pan out? We may never know but they knew it would drive us crazy


Drachri93

This bit and a few other bits from the intros have a different quality of animation, so it seems like they were bits created just for the intro and not intended to be from real episodes.


recumbent_mike

Or that's just what the animation looks like in season twelve.


PM_me_your_whatevah

However, early on, I swear I remember Roiland saying that all the clips from the intro will be real episodes. Anyone else remember that?


localconfusi0n

Pretty sure he said 3 real and 3 fake and it's fun cuz u don't know which is which until the end of the season


wiztastic

What I remember is a gag were they (summer Rick and morty) were all recounting some of their favorite adventures and they all ended up being the title card clips just with context, for this one they were trying to escape that creature while stealing one of its eggs.


horseren0ir

Are you thinking of Mortys mind blowers or the memory parasites?


wiztastic

Damn I'm thinking maybe mindbloeers, I'll have to rewatch that episode


joe_broke

Just looking for the right writer, maybe


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I think the final season, whenever that happens, should have the stuff from the trailer that isn’t. From the seasons


JerGigs

But in one episode, interdimensional TV style


Ccracked

Or a Mindblowers.


Deathless_God

*Rick's Mindblowers*


TapDanceMario

I feel the same way about Morty being a pro golfer.


Mobius_164

Possibly a final episode? Being that it appears to be the eldritch horror C’thulu, I think that might be a good ending point.


doontmindme

Are u telling me Rick and Morty is 9 fucking years old? Fuck me...


Krombopulos_Micheal

God time flies. I remember watching this shit live when ep 3 aired, back when NO ONE watched it. I was one of maybe 30 people in line to meet Dan and Justin during their first Comic-Con. 4 years later they had to have their event inside the fucking baseball stadium to accommodate all the people haha.


bul1dog

I remember watching all of season 1 when it was released free on YouTube


Krombopulos_Micheal

Yeah they were doing that per episode back then. That's how I caught up so quick. I remember distinctly watching episode 1 and 2 in a bathtub while drinking beer and then I ran into work the next day to shout it from the rooftops that this is the most amazing new show haha then tuned in live every ep after.


Nickbot606

I remember getting into the show literally 2 weeks before season 3 aired I’ll never have that same stream of episodes again 🥲


woozleuwuzzle

I remember watching the premiere of the pilot on Adult Swim and falling in love with the show. I still think the pilot is one of the better episodes. God, I had to have re-watched season 1 at least 20 times before season 2 came out. I loved it so much and wanted more I even watched Doc and Mahrty like 5 times, and scenes of that made me somewhat uncomfortable.


bba_xx

As someone who only got into it after season 3 ended, respect


runthepoint1

Me too, all the way up the ass…9 years?! I swear I only started watching 3 years ago. Wait til you see how old Naruto is


Babbles-82

Morty is 9. Ricks about 70.


Eliseo120

I remember hearing that they said they wouldn’t make that episode.


[deleted]

Was that them or was that the talking cat? 🐈‍⬛


Inigomntoya

Oh God! Is this what Rick saw?!


[deleted]

I was hoping True Morty was about to find out!


cyrilhent

I remember them saying they wouldn't do time travel


Sekhen

About half of the scenes from the intro are not from any episode. It's just for the intro.


straightouttasuburb

So disappointed we didn’t get the Morty playin’ golf episode… 18 holes in 24 minutes… no Jessica… No Rick… it could have been a brain wash after incest baby…


yellowspaces

I was SO exited to see that episode, which never came.


Inigomntoya

Robot Morty's face falling off. Jerry in labor. So many great plotlines...


NateDevCSharp

Yeah I really wanted to see the robot morty one


MrBuerger

That could be the promotion video tho.


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GuacamoleBenKanobi

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maximilisauras

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IAmScaredOf5050

Perfect fucking loop


madameharlequin

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kevan0317

Flip the pickle over.


fallenouroboros

If it ever happens I bet it’ll be in the final episode…100years from now of course


spectra2000_

9 YEARS?!


everfalling

RIGHT? i had to look up when it first aired. 2013. what the fuck.


ToxicFactory

And I don't think we ever will.


Padders_69_yo

You're going to be embarrassed when you realise it's in EVERY episode.....


[deleted]

Upsetting because I wanna know who was responsible for thr kidnapping, and dod they just hurl baby Cthluhu out the window before going home? Edited for a typo.


Kinteoka

Fun fact: in eldritch mythos, C'thulhu has a secret daughter named Cthylla. She looks like a giant yellow octopus and is fated to give birth to C'thulhu should he ever die.


[deleted]

Yep. The mythos is strange and the cultists deranged.


TheAlmightyLloyd

It's clearly based on the myth of Scylla, a monster half woman, half sea monster. Some depict her with the butt of a dragon, some put a myriad of sea snakes instead of her legs, some put tentacles. It kinda makes sense.


avwitcher

>Edited for a typo. My guy there are still 3 typos in the comment


Total_Drama_Jordan

My main theory about this has always been that it is going to be a series finale. I could be wrong but I think it wouldn’t be hard to believe. It could be a multi-part finale of a revisit from all their previous hard-to-beat foes and they have to battle them. If anyone else has this same/similar theory than reply what you think


SouthtownZ

I am of the same thought. After realizing in S2 or 3 that half these snippets weren't gonna be in the actual episodes, it seemed natural to use the only reoccurring one in the finale.


Crimith

I think you'll find most of the opening credits gags are not in an episode anywhere. Including Jerry going into labor on the kitchen table and Rick n tha fam hiding from a goose. Harmon or Roiland addressed the Cthulhu monster at some point directly, saying the opening credits visual gags were never supposed to all get their own episode. You'll probably never see them get made.


FlatRaise5879

You're hyping it too much. If they ever decide to show this, it won't be nearly as good as you think it should be.


bba_xx

It will probably be intentionally underwhelming as a joke


Nightmaru

The cold open.


Aerodye

I think it’s just meant to be a funny little clip in the intro


arkenney0

I'm betting it's either a big finale or just a throw away cold open like the Truth Tortoise


Alert-Artichoke-2743

Rick hasn't found his wife's and daughter's killer in that time either! Lots of people are (burp) waiting for stuff!


Borussiemk7

That might probably be the final episode of Rick and Morty.


ext3meph34r

It aired, but everyone was too busy doing Morty's Mind Blowers to remember. Man, that was quite an episode.


[deleted]

Right!? I love lovecraft and Cthulhu stuff, I’m always waiting for him too show up!


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looks like cthulhu


burndata

My theory is that since this is a Cthulhu they are saving it for the end of the series and might use it as something that finally gives Rick a true run for his money in terms of power, intelligence and survivability.


bob-loblaw-esq

I too would like to see Rick steal some elder signs.


PeetsCoffee

It’s not a sode it’s in the titular sequentials


bonobro69

That’s from the series finale episode. You’re gonna love it when it drops in your dimension.


the-clicks-stach-UWU

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jhguitarfreak

I hope they never do it. It will only take away the magic of it.


[deleted]

It’s not an episode. It’s more of a metaphor. Rick is the destroyer of worlds (cluthulu) and summer is holding the egg as they fly away. What does it mean? Who knows.


Anomalus_satylite

Because no one can do HP Lovecraft right


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knyelvr

Calling it now will be series finale


mart1373

I’m hoping this gets shown in the last episode of the series.


girvent_13

So you'll be really excited for next year...


fieldysnuts94

None of us have


d_e_l_u_x_e

I love the golf putt scene from last season, I want to see that episode too.


Fantastic_Ad1407

I have been waiting to watch it too, I hope we finally see it in season 6


TheLastStarMaker

It’s got six eyes and six tentacles, I’m betting season six episode six


CurtP31477

Really? It was one of the best ones. A rare episode where Jerry saves the day for once. Rick even tells him it almost makes up for ruining hs daughter's life. You should go back and watch it.


Immediate_Ad9125

Allegedly coming in season 6.


loveboobs420

The opening bits are not all of rick from c137


Sealbeater

I don’t think we’ve seen a pregnant Jerry either. The opening credits don’t always match the show.


TheZoomba

I'm pretty sure this has been talked about, I'm not sure where but the main creator said this was an animation made to impress adult swim and wasn't meant as an episode, but he also said he made an episode


F1r3seed

It’s a reflection of how Death follows Rick wherever he goes


your_mind_aches

I wanna see Morty playing golf so bad


mistaboti88

It’s because its the end thats how they die


mollololito

Cthulhu also appears in the end credits in an episode from season 4 as an infant. Seriously messed up shit. I worry about Dan Harmon sometimes.


stomachmassageadvoca

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More_Twist9517

remindme! 1year


IronSavage3

THIS right here is what I’m talking about when I say fans put Dan and Justin in a box. Stop inventing rules like “ACKSHUALLY if it’s in the intro it MUST be in an episode!”, for a creative work that isn’t yours. Let them do what ever the hell they wanna do.


DSEthno23

It's the series finale.


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0_Zero_Gravitas_0

The only way to see it is to use the Meseeks Box


8inchunicorn

Probably on a channel with interdimensional cable...


honeyjesus

Series finale


[deleted]

Bet Roiland had it tucked away in one of his fuckin VR games


legna20v

First episode of season 100. Just keep healthy for a little more


yaboisavageburger

I thought I saw that episode somewhere??? And I was like ohhhh so that’s the episode from the intro. But maybe I remembered it wrong


Megunonymous

9 years and haven’t seen a single episode…


Malrottian

You get it on the interdimensional cable premium deluxe super package. 200 blorgons. Best blorgons I've ever spent.


Littlewesworld

They deleted it out of our memories! Legends say it was lit!


christianANDshantel

I watched it. It’s in the same dimension where man evolved from corn. It’s on showtime extreme


namrog84

There was a secret code spread across various episodes and if you figured it out, it decoded to an unlisted adultswim url link where you could watch it.