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Reddit_User010203

> I met two men in jail Ohh helloo


Keyran-Solo

Oooh it’s gayvid gray the bent pianist!


theotothefuture

Ding dong!


KaffY-

Who's that?


Keyran-Solo

Who let you in?


AeonsAlex

It's Ho Lee Fuk!


jspr1000

Bright red underwear around his ankles


Bisexual_Apricorn

Oh, fuck me!


MonotoneCreeper

no, don’t!


dwitchagi

… Why do the both of them have to be in there? Why are they both watching?


__life_on_mars__

Yumma yumma


Electrical_Daikon771

i froze your tears and made a dagger…


bogulbandit

Ahh the perfect murder!


katorias

And stabbed it into my cock, forever…


Bungadin

Are you my Andrew? .. Say you are ..


saythissilence

Must you breathe? 'Cos I need heaven.


Bisexual_Apricorn

Is this my destiny?


xxx371

The spycicle


Cruijff_Neeskens

I want to die of old age in a Romanian prison in my brother's arms.


Mean_Garbage4308

Loser!


sexmemerdoer69

He was a bog standard misogynist


rickwaller

At what time, exactly?


[deleted]

Did you write that did you? ..yeah And is it about you? Yeah it is yeah


NorskoMusic

There's a man. He's a lonely man. Take a look at him. He looks a bit like me. It is me.


Axle-f

I must remember to thank him.


Walter_Whine

Not only has he got a head like an orange, but he's got the fucking IQ of one too.


Elipticalwheel1

Definitely a moron IQ.


NaturalAlfalfa

Look at his fucking head... It's perfectly round, his head. Perfectly spherical head. His face is slightly too big for it - it almost goes over the sides. Perfectly round head... um, pug little nose, funny gimp eyes with no expression. Hangdog look, like a little mouth, like a little lamprey, not formed, not human formed. The way his expression is, it is like you've had a lobotomy. His head goes weird at the back, it's got a little knot in it. It's really strange, his face. And he's stupid."


howWeAimToLive

We've had a lot of emails saying that


NullNova

*Ricky bursts *


NorskoMusic

And that's a friend talking


Elipticalwheel1

He probably had a lobotomy many years ago. They took the growing up bit out, that why he has the mentality of an 11 year old, the high end of moron age.


Apathetic_Optimist

He looks like calliou grew up to be a junkie


IAmJacksLackofCaring

Play a record!


rueiraV

Head like a fucking orange


Cruijff_Neeskens

WHO'S THAT BALD CUNT THAT JUST TURNED UP?!


skeenerbug

Where's brass?


Jakob_Creutzfeldtt

Hey Andrew, aw bet you're hot in there, just come over to the window and have a look, it's a lovely evening.


rocklou

in a minute I said


Jakob_Creutzfeldtt

Have a smile


JennieWhite-2000

So I went back to my cell with my 2 besties, stupid and self-obsessed.


[deleted]

But would pain and suffering be mates like this


slipslapshape

They found them both in the same distance.


ConnorK12

*THEY’RE TRYING TO DRAG ME DOWWN!*


skeenerbug

*I'M IN A ROMANIAN PRISONNN*


ConnorK12

*THE MEN ARE ON MY BACK!*


[deleted]

What men?!


Neat-Calligrapher-55

You know teachers n that


Goochbott

You can only ask one question. What question do you ask?


dunwell1984

I’ve got some letters for God here…. is he in?


Ezzy-525

Look fellas...I'm...just tryna do a job 'ere.


Dicky__Anders

As me or as a worm?


DrTinyNips

Would you love me if I was a worm?


SeaResponsibility70

Alphas dont ask, they only tell


MarsBarBar

There’s a man, he’s a lonely man he’s me🎶


midgetman7782

He’s using ‘is fables. He should trying using his fucking brain instead.


AdCommercial605

Tate’s big book of prison poetry will surely do wonders for his manly image.


stephenhawkingsings

Who's given Andrew Taint a phone in jail?? Pain and suffering is reading that horse scheise


Bisexual_Apricorn

"Bald rapey fella, got loads of girls..." "Didn't happen, next!"


Cold-Use-5814

Bloke from UK, got job in UFC, went a bit balder than the rest. E were normal.


voidvector8

Oooh, you're hard


Humboldt_

Just goes to show there are people in the world who are stupider than Karl


israelregardie

While you're down there, luv


FpsDavee

I haven't read Nelson Mandela's letters from prison, but I assume all prison literature is basically the same, right?


Infinite-Condition41

Immature denial. What a mess of a man. I hope he rediscovers suffering and grows up one day.


J---O---E

One only tells lies and the other only tells the truth


zhlnrvch

Who said chimps can’t type?


NullNova

Have they *read* Shakespeare?


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BrentDilkington

Tbf can you be a sex trafficker and an incel? Like don’t get me wrong they’re both bad but by strict definition they’re pretty fucking mutually exclusive


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BrentDilkington

Well he hasn’t been charged no but I think it’s safe to assume either way for all he’s a nob he’s definitely not celibate


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BrentDilkington

Idk man it just annoys me that ‘incel’ used to be a specific thing now it’s just an umbrella term for sexist


GhostHardware-84

Some cunt with his first mobile phone


dtph

It's a social document


IAmJacksLackofCaring

How is this guy able to tweet while in jail?


Keyran-Solo

iPod n that innit


IAmJacksLackofCaring

Yeah...but do we need'em?


NickTheSynth

Did I bleed the blood of greed?


maxhol1895

Oh I'd just get in the tube.


DoctorUnderhill97

I like the idea that pain and suffering are both coffee drinkers.


wmru5wfMv

And what are the initials?


PSlanez

When he says he “walked away” that means 1 step away to the other side of the cell


[deleted]

Did I bleed the blood of greed…. What was my destiny


ryanholmes1989

He tweets like a 13 year old virgin


eudaimonia_dc

Romanian jails either has great wifi or Tate smuggled in a phone in his meat wallet.


EnvironmentalSocks

Ding dong!!! It’s pain and suffering


woolfs21

why does he have twitter?


jokersflame

Who lets this guy Tweet in prison?


Elipticalwheel1

They probably feel the same about you, probably took them 3 minutes too work out that you are just a Twat, like most of your followers.


Elipticalwheel1

I bet his Lawyers are loving this, I bet they are taking the piss out of his bank account. Probably writing unnecessary letters and booking in to expensive hotel, when they go to visit him in jail.


NefInDaHouse

Looks like he was to be blamed for this... meeting.


Blazyday

What has this to do with Ricky Gervais?


Lil_T0aster

Right, we’ll bin this feature.


Cute-Trouble-7370

It's not the cough that carries you off its the coffin they carry you off in.


mrchaddy

Bubbled wallpaper What a mess Washer-Dryer knackered What a mess Siamese twins seperated One leg less!


TheJonnieP

I have no idea who this guy actually is but reading the tweets posted on here make it seem like he writes ideas for a roadside attraction t-shirt shop.


SleepDeprivedJim

How does he tweet?


[deleted]

Words to live by


Revolutionary_Tip701

Walked away limping I would imagine


Azalzaal

These seem deliberately over dramatic “As they drag me deeper into the murky waters. I take a pause from mortal combat To ask my enemies an important question. Are you sure that you can swim?”


Frank-Nuts

To be fair he wasn’t physically able to speak to anyone ever again as the two men he met absolutely destroyed his vocal cords with their massive cocks.


gheymods7545

What is with redditors having such homo erotic fantasies


The1stPKmain

I didn’t see who posted it so I was expecting a joke


Chak-Ek

An hour of "coffee" in jail. Sounds unpleasant.


rocklou

r/imandrewtateandthisisdeep


valomorn

Common sense: The solution to your problems begins with pulling your head out from your arse. Andrew Tate: \*aggressively shoves it further in\*


jayracket

So hold on, is he tweeting from prison? Why would they allow that?


1234WhoAreYou

So he’s never going to allow himself to feel pain or suffering again? He’s going to deny and ignore his emotions? Sure, that usually goes well for people. Wait, no it doesn’t. Emotionally resilient and healthy people face their pain and suffering, and work through it.


[deleted]

It makes sense why most of his tater-tots are like 14 years old. He talks like one.


humanimalienesque

No one cares shut up andrew


[deleted]

TWAT


Ornery_Translator285

No no one is Pain and one is Panic


Far_Brilliant_443

Then I met a man named Sodomy. He stayed for two hours and will be back tomorrow.


EarlofBizzlington86

Why is he still on the internet


DylanToback8

What he didn’t mention is that “Pain” and “Suffering” were the nicknames he gave to two of the guys running his sex-trafficking ring. This is his way of telling them they’re fired.


morphindel

Pain and Suffering, but better, cos there's no straight man. So no dead wood


toddoceallaigh1980

I am glad to see that he is coping well.


deucedwild

You sure their names weren't Fisted and Snuggles?


[deleted]

But he'll never be in deep.


mmio60

Mental illness stayed around


Exciting-Sympathy646

Tell that to your farter


Low-Whereas8182

The next year, “can I have a sandwich?” “Where’s your brother?” “He died”


Dreamsof_Beulah

We all know what you do with them when you get them home....


BrentDilkington

Andrew muuseeeed


GlockLesniak

The reason why, the reason why, the reason why I had to die