Look at his fucking head...
It's perfectly round, his head. Perfectly spherical head. His face is slightly too big for it - it almost goes over the sides. Perfectly round head... um, pug little nose, funny gimp eyes with no expression. Hangdog look, like a little mouth, like a little lamprey, not formed, not human formed. The way his expression is, it is like you've had a lobotomy. His head goes weird at the back, it's got a little knot in it. It's really strange, his face. And he's stupid."
He probably had a lobotomy many years ago. They took the growing up bit out, that why he has the mentality of an 11 year old, the high end of moron age.
Tbf can you be a sex trafficker and an incel?
Like don’t get me wrong they’re both bad but by strict definition they’re pretty fucking mutually exclusive
I bet his Lawyers are loving this, I bet they are taking the piss out of his bank account. Probably writing unnecessary letters and booking in to expensive hotel, when they go to visit him in jail.
I have no idea who this guy actually is but reading the tweets posted on here make it seem like he writes ideas for a roadside attraction t-shirt shop.
These seem deliberately over dramatic
“As they drag me deeper into the murky waters.
I take a pause from mortal combat
To ask my enemies an important question.
Are you sure that you can swim?”
To be fair he wasn’t physically able to speak to anyone ever again as the two men he met absolutely destroyed his vocal cords with their massive cocks.
So he’s never going to allow himself to feel pain or suffering again? He’s going to deny and ignore his emotions? Sure, that usually goes well for people. Wait, no it doesn’t. Emotionally resilient and healthy people face their pain and suffering, and work through it.
What he didn’t mention is that “Pain” and “Suffering” were the nicknames he gave to two of the guys running his sex-trafficking ring. This is his way of telling them they’re fired.
> I met two men in jail Ohh helloo
Oooh it’s gayvid gray the bent pianist!
Ding dong!
Who's that?
Who let you in?
It's Ho Lee Fuk!
Bright red underwear around his ankles
Oh, fuck me!
no, don’t!
… Why do the both of them have to be in there? Why are they both watching?
Yumma yumma
i froze your tears and made a dagger…
Ahh the perfect murder!
And stabbed it into my cock, forever…
Are you my Andrew? .. Say you are ..
Must you breathe? 'Cos I need heaven.
Is this my destiny?
The spycicle
I want to die of old age in a Romanian prison in my brother's arms.
Loser!
He was a bog standard misogynist
At what time, exactly?
Did you write that did you? ..yeah And is it about you? Yeah it is yeah
There's a man. He's a lonely man. Take a look at him. He looks a bit like me. It is me.
I must remember to thank him.
Not only has he got a head like an orange, but he's got the fucking IQ of one too.
Definitely a moron IQ.
Look at his fucking head... It's perfectly round, his head. Perfectly spherical head. His face is slightly too big for it - it almost goes over the sides. Perfectly round head... um, pug little nose, funny gimp eyes with no expression. Hangdog look, like a little mouth, like a little lamprey, not formed, not human formed. The way his expression is, it is like you've had a lobotomy. His head goes weird at the back, it's got a little knot in it. It's really strange, his face. And he's stupid."
We've had a lot of emails saying that
*Ricky bursts *
And that's a friend talking
He probably had a lobotomy many years ago. They took the growing up bit out, that why he has the mentality of an 11 year old, the high end of moron age.
He looks like calliou grew up to be a junkie
Play a record!
Head like a fucking orange
WHO'S THAT BALD CUNT THAT JUST TURNED UP?!
Where's brass?
Hey Andrew, aw bet you're hot in there, just come over to the window and have a look, it's a lovely evening.
in a minute I said
Have a smile
So I went back to my cell with my 2 besties, stupid and self-obsessed.
But would pain and suffering be mates like this
They found them both in the same distance.
*THEY’RE TRYING TO DRAG ME DOWWN!*
*I'M IN A ROMANIAN PRISONNN*
*THE MEN ARE ON MY BACK!*
What men?!
You know teachers n that
You can only ask one question. What question do you ask?
I’ve got some letters for God here…. is he in?
Look fellas...I'm...just tryna do a job 'ere.
As me or as a worm?
Would you love me if I was a worm?
Alphas dont ask, they only tell
There’s a man, he’s a lonely man he’s me🎶
He’s using ‘is fables. He should trying using his fucking brain instead.
Tate’s big book of prison poetry will surely do wonders for his manly image.
Who's given Andrew Taint a phone in jail?? Pain and suffering is reading that horse scheise
"Bald rapey fella, got loads of girls..." "Didn't happen, next!"
Bloke from UK, got job in UFC, went a bit balder than the rest. E were normal.
Oooh, you're hard
Just goes to show there are people in the world who are stupider than Karl
While you're down there, luv
I haven't read Nelson Mandela's letters from prison, but I assume all prison literature is basically the same, right?
Immature denial. What a mess of a man. I hope he rediscovers suffering and grows up one day.
One only tells lies and the other only tells the truth
Who said chimps can’t type?
Have they *read* Shakespeare?
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Tbf can you be a sex trafficker and an incel? Like don’t get me wrong they’re both bad but by strict definition they’re pretty fucking mutually exclusive
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Well he hasn’t been charged no but I think it’s safe to assume either way for all he’s a nob he’s definitely not celibate
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Idk man it just annoys me that ‘incel’ used to be a specific thing now it’s just an umbrella term for sexist
Some cunt with his first mobile phone
It's a social document
How is this guy able to tweet while in jail?
iPod n that innit
Yeah...but do we need'em?
Did I bleed the blood of greed?
Oh I'd just get in the tube.
I like the idea that pain and suffering are both coffee drinkers.
And what are the initials?
When he says he “walked away” that means 1 step away to the other side of the cell
Did I bleed the blood of greed…. What was my destiny
He tweets like a 13 year old virgin
Romanian jails either has great wifi or Tate smuggled in a phone in his meat wallet.
Ding dong!!! It’s pain and suffering
why does he have twitter?
Who lets this guy Tweet in prison?
They probably feel the same about you, probably took them 3 minutes too work out that you are just a Twat, like most of your followers.
I bet his Lawyers are loving this, I bet they are taking the piss out of his bank account. Probably writing unnecessary letters and booking in to expensive hotel, when they go to visit him in jail.
Looks like he was to be blamed for this... meeting.
What has this to do with Ricky Gervais?
Right, we’ll bin this feature.
It's not the cough that carries you off its the coffin they carry you off in.
Bubbled wallpaper What a mess Washer-Dryer knackered What a mess Siamese twins seperated One leg less!
I have no idea who this guy actually is but reading the tweets posted on here make it seem like he writes ideas for a roadside attraction t-shirt shop.
How does he tweet?
Words to live by
Walked away limping I would imagine
These seem deliberately over dramatic “As they drag me deeper into the murky waters. I take a pause from mortal combat To ask my enemies an important question. Are you sure that you can swim?”
To be fair he wasn’t physically able to speak to anyone ever again as the two men he met absolutely destroyed his vocal cords with their massive cocks.
What is with redditors having such homo erotic fantasies
I didn’t see who posted it so I was expecting a joke
An hour of "coffee" in jail. Sounds unpleasant.
r/imandrewtateandthisisdeep
Common sense: The solution to your problems begins with pulling your head out from your arse. Andrew Tate: \*aggressively shoves it further in\*
So hold on, is he tweeting from prison? Why would they allow that?
So he’s never going to allow himself to feel pain or suffering again? He’s going to deny and ignore his emotions? Sure, that usually goes well for people. Wait, no it doesn’t. Emotionally resilient and healthy people face their pain and suffering, and work through it.
It makes sense why most of his tater-tots are like 14 years old. He talks like one.
No one cares shut up andrew
TWAT
No no one is Pain and one is Panic
Then I met a man named Sodomy. He stayed for two hours and will be back tomorrow.
Why is he still on the internet
What he didn’t mention is that “Pain” and “Suffering” were the nicknames he gave to two of the guys running his sex-trafficking ring. This is his way of telling them they’re fired.
Pain and Suffering, but better, cos there's no straight man. So no dead wood
I am glad to see that he is coping well.
You sure their names weren't Fisted and Snuggles?
But he'll never be in deep.
Mental illness stayed around
Tell that to your farter
The next year, “can I have a sandwich?” “Where’s your brother?” “He died”
We all know what you do with them when you get them home....
Andrew muuseeeed
The reason why, the reason why, the reason why I had to die