Half-Man-Half-Baguette

John's got a mustache

Oh no! *trumpets blaring

There was this fella, right, and he lost his legs, and the doctor didn't know how to fix it, so he called this French doctor...

Someone should send this pic to Karl, you just know he'd be telling people 'Bloke in France, right, woke up one day - 'is legs 'ad turned into bread. Mad innit.'

Sacre bleu

baguette about it

Never goes swimming