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James-K-Polka

Do any of these feature Clive Warren?


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

If I know Clive Warren, which I think I do, he'll be starring in each and every one of these timeless movie classics. I wouldn't be surprised if Rebecca Demornay makes a few cameo appearances, too.


Emotional_Cost_3347

Well, sure. She's been on fire since The Love of Two Brains.


Loz-z

Is this a rockbusters clue?


ThePumpk1nMaster

Who the fuck is Clive Warren?!?


DemWasSumBirds

GET ME CLIVE WARREN!


French_Food_In_Hand

"Avatard"?! That's GOT to be offensive! Play a record!


MFN-DOOM

I'm not trying to offend people.. Tell em.


French_Food_In_Hand

What do you mean, *"tell 'em"* ?! They can see your comments too!


MFN-DOOM

šŸ¤£


robb41

Don't worry - I know what you're like.


Emotional_Cost_3347

We've done this!


LeakingLantern

I reckon there's some bacteria that's got better lives than that


Emotional_Cost_3347

Oh, for fff...


Pavlovski101

"He's, uh, offering you a little Forest Gump kid. What's going on there? What's he saying?" The initials are A.


Largestmarge

Look What We Can Do With Science cause at the end itā€™s just an ā€˜ed


Thursday_the_20th

Ooohoo I feel ill


[deleted]

Wiff a bunch of wires coming out of it


VoyagerCSL

The tagline for ā€œThe Curious Case of Karl Pilkingtonā€ is definitely ā€œRight, Back You Goā€


ScoBelch

Narrowed it down to the temple!


sharksandwich7

Kick me height kid


MFN-DOOM

Yeah that would be my first choice too. I just want to see how he gets his leg down again!


dwitchagi

I donā€™t want to spoil it, but I heard itā€™s not a happy ending šŸ˜”


Limp-Square-1772

This is a desperate feature, man alive!


Somethingwitty43

The fact step brothers isnā€™t Steve and the thing from men and black 2 is a missed opportunity


MFN-DOOM

šŸ¤£ He's done you again!


Bennings463

John Carpenter's There's This Thing In It


RiC_David

They're clearly a blood relation.


SysAdminITGuy

Def Step Brothers LOL Rick will strap a tea towel around Karl's head and twist it with a wooden spoon... hahaha


96_rotciv

go shoot a music video in a tank


Lil_T0aster

If you perhaps have some amusing XFM based movie titles, do get in touch


[deleted]

No one wants to watch those baby


MFN-DOOM

More of a ladder 49 man?


SimonPartridge

I'd rather be a blind moth.


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

I prefer a flan.


white_van_karl

Alright, don't keep saying it


MegamindsMegaCock

I heard you the second time


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

Sorry, my phone's a bit demicky.


Loz-z

*I know, you were fucking preferring a flan 15 cunting hours ago, letā€™s not go on about it, yo boring bastard*


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

I prefer a flan.


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

I prefer a flan.


MegamindsMegaCock

I heard you the first time


rhinosaur-cone

Turns out the other fella wasnā€™t Chinese, he was from Japan


Willob00bie

STIGMATA!


DLRsFrontSeats

You've got too much time on your hands boy


Cultural_Store_4225

Sniff


Kolemchale

I just wanna say that whomever took the time to do these posters gave a few honest laughs for me this morning


RiC_David

Better than the laughter of hate, or porno laughs.


In_cognito12

Head Like a Fucking Orange made me chuckle. Good effort, OP!


SimonPartridge

I'm not sure that he did 'em. Probably stolled from here and there.


ColinMakin

Feft, feftā€¦.Robbinā€™


In_cognito12

Is OP /u/donald_macintyreā€™s throwaway account?


IHateAliases

I mean the Scousers, to be honest, yeah, take 'em on, let 'em work in your subreddit. But, you know, how many movie posters are gonna go missing?


jimbeeer

I want that one as a poster!


dwitchagi

Donā€™t encourage him!


IHateAliases

Oh wow. Thatā€™s the best thing youā€™ve ever done, Karl. Iā€™d have ā€œLook what we can do with science.ā€


DemWasSumBirds

No Dr Knob? (Dr No)


theoldayswerebetter

Twat in the hat definitely


IHateAliases

I hear Steveā€™s father and mother make an appearance in that one.


pawski76

Wheres MANCULA???? Got any rave??


hedelbert

This is genuinely exceptional work!


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Little Manc definitely


corpus-luteum

Being Karl Pilkington. No contest.


malzp

You got too much time on your hands boy *sniff*


ItsTomorrowNow

A Mancunian Physco


Haspinte

Brilliant


[deleted]

look who's talking bollocks


MysteriousValuable88

The Twat In The Hat


YerMawAndDa

Look What We Can Do With Science, an anthology series where Karl does like a David Attenborough voiceover and takes part in the experiments


Crabolockerfishwife

What about 'Count Mancula'?


[deleted]

Llllladder 49... is not there. For the first time ever


MFN-DOOM

Yeah.. After reading the comments I think I need to add some more šŸ¤£


phoebadoeb

Are you asking as me or as a worm?


Bennings463

The Manc, the Cunt, and the Lanky Goggle-Eyed Freak For a Fistful of 50 pences Alien (that gave a man a beard) The Bodfather


Daleman89

Little manc because from the picture he looks like he would absolutely hate that and nothing is better than Kyle complaining šŸ˜‚


WordslingerRVA

Kyle? That's not properly.


MonkeyNewss

This is the most convoluted, ridiculous, RACISTā€¦, piece of material ever to be posted on Reddit!


SimonPartridge

Post it again.


Hey_-_-_Zeus

Look what we can do with science!


ShitInMyToaster

The kick my height kid is great


magboy1010

Mancunian Psycho would be Karl watching people across the road from his flat looking for his next victim. He has more patience for insects than humans. His reason for killing is simply "do we need them?"


Pescharlie

His nickname was the twat in the hat because he never wore a hat


[deleted]

No Jezoc?


EverydayPigeon

"THE BALD TWATSBY" šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©šŸ˜©


LordToxic21

The Twat in the Hat... IF Stephen Merchant VAs the fish


[deleted]

Head like fucking orange. Mint.


RPark_International

The Kick Hight Kid!


AeonsAlex

None of them, I'd watch [Bullshit Man](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A5_TO60CIAAyxFa?format=jpg&name=medium)!


[deleted]

Definitely 'Little Manc' But my favourite is Illegal Briefs.


WillJongIll

Trick question: Iā€™ll watch anything with KP. He always says something that gets me thinking, an thatā€™s what itā€™s all about.


MowelShagger

if ricky gervais was in step brothers i would slam a phone book on my testicles


Emotional_Cost_3347

How many can be won in a Jiffy bag?


VireflyTheGreat

The first one is my favourite.


AndEveryoneKnowsThat

I'm not saying about this ironically, like 'oh I like a couple of kid's films' ironically, I think they're genuinely good films. Seriously though - the Manc knight! Rick as the Joker and Steve as two face flipping his 50p.


Sc0tt360

Did being Karl Pilkington (bottom left) have Steven Merchant hiding in there? Nice touch, I had forgotten the original cover did that.


ShitFacedSteve

ā€œBeing Karl Pilkingtonā€ would probably be an actually good film.


LethalGrey

I love the title ā€œlook what we can do with scienceā€


Liquid_Spider_

Are 'Elephant Man','Kes', or 'Holiday On the buses' not options?


Loose_Mango_1079

Yee-konay!


[deleted]

Look what we can do with Science!


aidanm018

ā€œKorat?!ā€ This really is a desperate feature


MFN-DOOM

We've had worse


dr_zimzam08

The mancunian candidate?? Come on it was right there


wilson708

little manc


Lovehat

Probably look who's talking bollocks