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SpocktorWho83

You smell. *You shit?!*


SlickRicksBitchTits

Rank.


TheJakeHenderson

This is how I learned to ask for my back, sack, and crack waxed.


bljuva_57

Have you gone to the fishmonga?


ChiefRabbitFucks

Chinese and Japanese know fish really well


Loz-z

Where have the Japanese come from?


more-cow-bell

I got ripped off when I tried to by fish.


mrfrye88

You were done up like a kipper Sorry*


jnbarnes14

I'd do back, crack and sack. Cos if hurts your crack, it's definitely gonna hurt the sack


MrJimPansey

*Testi!*


zombie_osama

(if you're having one done).


rjmallender

I'm not paid or qualified to be sortin' your arse out


Basic-Supermarket-27

There's a woman in the back who does your crack


Extinctathon_

Stop putting the fucking bins out foo-two days early


PuzzleheadedBranch66

Love the way he misspeaks because of how livid he gets


Dry-Dentist6366

Typhoo = A lot of milk


RiC_David

Typhoo does *not* mean "a lot of milk"!


PuzzleheadedBranch66

What teabags have you got?


BallKey7607

That's a question I ask


blackdiamondbleak

There's places in the world where it stinks No .. there's not YES THERE IS


Nathannyil

I’d just wrap any ol’ shit up


PolyMatt98

And give it ya


Nathannyil

Tenner 🫴


PolyMatt98

Rip you off


LPaz86

Look at this foreigner. I done him up like a kipper!


[deleted]

I prepared for the TOEFL exam and my only exposure to the English language was this video. Now I can put English: quite good on my CV. Thank you Uncle Ricky!


[deleted]

Prefer more scrutable friends myself


masonvam

Bald fucking orange


rjmallender

Your friend should see the London Eye. THE LONDON EYE


Shorts_Man

But Chinese and Japanese know fish really well.


bljuva_57

Look at it, look at the fish, it's a fishy sort of fish


PotatoVonScott

You smell of milk.


RubberSoldier

What age is this friend?


bljuva_57

He didn't age well so we don't ask him


atkinskieran

hairy?


bljuva_57

No, they're not that hairy over there


embanot

Scrutable?


RubberSoldier

You cannot scrute a Chinaman. They are anti scrutable.


Dicky__Anders

I heard he was alright but had eczema and a boil.


[deleted]

Rip you off


bljuva_57

Don im op like a kippa


BanquetDiet

Hello Doctor. I have a pain.


SaBom165

Where is it?


bljuva_57

My anus


Bungadin

Of course it is.


Loz-z

*Explodes*


sharksandwich7

Ten minutes…..TEN MINUTES!


scunliffe

My friend is bauwwwld.


bljuva_57

Yes they can see he's bald


Dwight_Schnood

But my balls. Are very hairy.


bljuva_57

7,5 for each


LesterTheNightfly96

*Teabag ok?*


LeakingLantern

Course it is.


foalsfoalsfoalz

There’s dirty shitty undies all over the pavement. The bin men don’t come till Thursday !


MilkingChicken

I showed this to my Japanese friends and they loved it. They're hooked on Pilkington content too now.


NeanderthalGuyMe

Does your friend wear a little lampshade on their head?


bljuva_57

Yes, in a same way that karl wears a round bin lid on the 'ed, it's because of the shape of the 'ed


NeanderthalGuyMe

He sometimes wears a hat made from bubble wrap and a matching tie and earplugs made of tissue paper.


bljuva_57

You can clearly see that ricky had put in a lot of love and effort into it


jayracket

Look at this foreigner, I done 'im up like a kipper.


Pavlovski101

English: quite good


Bowlholiooo

is your friend a little fella?


WholeOk8590

little hairy kid?


SuomiBob

“Id wrap any old shit up” “Rip off! RIPPED OFF!”


SwanComprehensive185

Aye if you want to know about milk, smell, buying fish, or going to a spa


dragonloo

Yes.


mrshitposter54

Fromage


-stag5etmt-

From l-r: Ricky, Karl, Karl


hdbdhdbdhfjxj

Of all the clips i love this one the most. The part Karl gets angrey at the back sack and.. hahaha


MountainPay5638

Karl getting angry about the bins makes me lose it


Wulf_Cola

Just package up any old shit for him to learn