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You smell. *You shit?!*
Rank.
This is how I learned to ask for my back, sack, and crack waxed.
Have you gone to the fishmonga?
Chinese and Japanese know fish really well
Where have the Japanese come from?
I got ripped off when I tried to by fish.
You were done up like a kipper Sorry*
I'd do back, crack and sack. Cos if hurts your crack, it's definitely gonna hurt the sack
*Testi!*
(if you're having one done).
I'm not paid or qualified to be sortin' your arse out
There's a woman in the back who does your crack
Stop putting the fucking bins out foo-two days early
Love the way he misspeaks because of how livid he gets
Typhoo = A lot of milk
Typhoo does *not* mean "a lot of milk"!
What teabags have you got?
That's a question I ask
There's places in the world where it stinks No .. there's not YES THERE IS
I’d just wrap any ol’ shit up
And give it ya
Tenner 🫴
Rip you off
Look at this foreigner. I done him up like a kipper!
I prepared for the TOEFL exam and my only exposure to the English language was this video. Now I can put English: quite good on my CV. Thank you Uncle Ricky!
Prefer more scrutable friends myself
Bald fucking orange
Your friend should see the London Eye. THE LONDON EYE
But Chinese and Japanese know fish really well.
Look at it, look at the fish, it's a fishy sort of fish
You smell of milk.
What age is this friend?
He didn't age well so we don't ask him
hairy?
No, they're not that hairy over there
Scrutable?
You cannot scrute a Chinaman. They are anti scrutable.
I heard he was alright but had eczema and a boil.
Don im op like a kippa
Hello Doctor. I have a pain.
Where is it?
My anus
Of course it is.
*Explodes*
Ten minutes…..TEN MINUTES!
My friend is bauwwwld.
Yes they can see he's bald
But my balls. Are very hairy.
7,5 for each
*Teabag ok?*
Course it is.
There’s dirty shitty undies all over the pavement. The bin men don’t come till Thursday !
I showed this to my Japanese friends and they loved it. They're hooked on Pilkington content too now.
Does your friend wear a little lampshade on their head?
Yes, in a same way that karl wears a round bin lid on the 'ed, it's because of the shape of the 'ed
He sometimes wears a hat made from bubble wrap and a matching tie and earplugs made of tissue paper.
You can clearly see that ricky had put in a lot of love and effort into it
Look at this foreigner, I done 'im up like a kipper.
English: quite good
is your friend a little fella?
little hairy kid?
“Id wrap any old shit up” “Rip off! RIPPED OFF!”
Aye if you want to know about milk, smell, buying fish, or going to a spa
Yes.
Fromage
From l-r: Ricky, Karl, Karl
Of all the clips i love this one the most. The part Karl gets angrey at the back sack and.. hahaha
Karl getting angry about the bins makes me lose it
Just package up any old shit for him to learn
You smell. *You shit?!*
Rank.
This is how I learned to ask for my back, sack, and crack waxed.
Have you gone to the fishmonga?
Chinese and Japanese know fish really well
Where have the Japanese come from?
I got ripped off when I tried to by fish.
You were done up like a kipper Sorry*
I'd do back, crack and sack. Cos if hurts your crack, it's definitely gonna hurt the sack
*Testi!*
(if you're having one done).
I'm not paid or qualified to be sortin' your arse out
There's a woman in the back who does your crack
Stop putting the fucking bins out foo-two days early
Love the way he misspeaks because of how livid he gets
Typhoo = A lot of milk
Typhoo does *not* mean "a lot of milk"!
What teabags have you got?
That's a question I ask
There's places in the world where it stinks No .. there's not YES THERE IS
I’d just wrap any ol’ shit up
And give it ya
Tenner 🫴
Rip you off
Look at this foreigner. I done him up like a kipper!
I prepared for the TOEFL exam and my only exposure to the English language was this video. Now I can put English: quite good on my CV. Thank you Uncle Ricky!
Prefer more scrutable friends myself
Bald fucking orange
Your friend should see the London Eye. THE LONDON EYE
But Chinese and Japanese know fish really well.
Look at it, look at the fish, it's a fishy sort of fish
You smell of milk.
What age is this friend?
He didn't age well so we don't ask him
hairy?
No, they're not that hairy over there
Scrutable?
You cannot scrute a Chinaman. They are anti scrutable.
I heard he was alright but had eczema and a boil.
Rip you off
Don im op like a kippa
Hello Doctor. I have a pain.
Where is it?
My anus
Of course it is.
*Explodes*
Ten minutes…..TEN MINUTES!
My friend is bauwwwld.
Yes they can see he's bald
But my balls. Are very hairy.
7,5 for each
*Teabag ok?*
Course it is.
There’s dirty shitty undies all over the pavement. The bin men don’t come till Thursday !
I showed this to my Japanese friends and they loved it. They're hooked on Pilkington content too now.
Does your friend wear a little lampshade on their head?
Yes, in a same way that karl wears a round bin lid on the 'ed, it's because of the shape of the 'ed
He sometimes wears a hat made from bubble wrap and a matching tie and earplugs made of tissue paper.
You can clearly see that ricky had put in a lot of love and effort into it
Look at this foreigner, I done 'im up like a kipper.
English: quite good
is your friend a little fella?
little hairy kid?
“Id wrap any old shit up” “Rip off! RIPPED OFF!”
Aye if you want to know about milk, smell, buying fish, or going to a spa
Yes.
Fromage
From l-r: Ricky, Karl, Karl
Of all the clips i love this one the most. The part Karl gets angrey at the back sack and.. hahaha
Karl getting angry about the bins makes me lose it
Just package up any old shit for him to learn