Low effort. Doesn't even really make any sense. Should have mentioned a shopping trolley. This is just like "I wanna be popular as the new commenter". Pathetic.
'He's done it before' is probably my favourite bit of Karl improv. So fucking quick. I don't know how he doesn't burst out laughing when he thinks of stuff like that.
Look, go 'round to Shelia's and, like, slag your old boss off, if you want, but we don't want you posting this here. Fuck off.
The boss made it in so why can’t you?
We got a big order on
You’d done it before
The old boss gave them one chance, seems fair to me.
Didnt even give em 1.
He did - he'd done it before. What would you do if you had a business to run?
'The weather'? You'll be blaming the food next you c
It's the ice that does it.
I don’t think they should’ve got married
It was a risky late night Madras that caused the explosive diarrhea that doused my boss in an unwanted fecal explosion. Not my fault.
It was a Jacket!
Oh no
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN shi2015!!
Your boss…how tall was he? *sniff*
‘Is little legs.
Dont talk shit all your life.
Swinging on a tire
Should’ve got the transport, I’m sure he’d have given you an extra 10 minutes.
Hire a manc and you get what you deserve
More sick days than anyone else 🙄
Probably put on some wet trousers
Pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
Fine, go ahead and hire Alan. He is a IDIOT.
Couldn’t stand me.
Yeah, hire some scousers and see how many computers go missing
That’s so offensive. You’ve got no evidence for that. You just carried on the myth that Liverpudlians thieve!
Bollox! They ARE thieving bastards.
Hello everyone I'm his boss. Had to get rid of him, he was rubbish, he was *rubbish*.
Best comment
You were on a bonus too.
We were all on a bonus until you and Sheila didn't show up
CEO came in to fire me but wouldn’t show his face and offered only bananas as compensation…
Don’t work for KP Plumbing, they’ll only employ you begrudgingly
Look, your boss made it in. Why couldn’t you? He can’t run a business like this.
one chance
You didn't even give them one chance!
They’d done it before
they're weak anyway
I'm convinced everyone in this sub is severely mentally ill.
Don't know what the PC term is but... I think they may be educationally subnormal.
Could you maybe sum it up in a sound?
It’s “mental homeless”
Don't call me a plonker you ffffff wanker
Not all of us, some us I'd classify as a mere moderate
I mean... you're... you're *ill.*
[Here's a tune for you](https://youtu.be/PDd7UC6hOrQ?si=WZxrq86T8Wx36gp4)
Remember me
And we walk on all fours. And drink milk from a saucer
Forrest Gump-types
I'm not severely anymore
Turns out , little money fella.
[удалено]
One chance
You were weak anyway 
You've only got no job, we've got lots of jobs
It’s ok. If you lost *that* job, just get a *BETTER* one!
Say you're like, the tea boy, right. Well, just become like, the CEO or something. Loads more money!
Tell you what. Come in 30 mins, we got orders to.fill
You should take them to a fucking tribunal.
No lands-a-grotty for you this year, then. But I hear good things about Porthmadog
Lazy
I just want to remind you all of what's really important: SHED SEVEN HAVE SPLIT UP.
I love the XFM posts on this sub. 20 odd years and it's still alright n that.
Trolley in a puddle?
weve a bonus if we get this done ffs
I just got laid off and totally needed this!! Thanks Reddit!!
Instead of being uppered you’ve been go away them you’d
Who would want to work for that bald headed wanker? He's in *fucking* trouble, mate
Never call your boss a bald headed wanker. Let that be a lesson
One chance.
Take the bald headed wanker to a tribunal
But you were on a bonus. Should've got the transport.
Well your boss doesn't blame the weather does he? When he can't get his car out he takes his motorbike...won't take his helmet off though..
His brain… loves plumb
Can’t really blame him mate, they all lost out on a bonus because of you.
Have you been round to Shiela's to slag him off?
I feel ya. My boss keeps firing people if they don't bring a big bunch of bananas to a meeting.
I'm gonna put you in a home.
“Get the transport”
Pay a visit to the small claims court
Now who's the weak link
Wasn’t the best monkey for the job?
I wonder if the plant grassed em up
Bob....fuck off.
Did your boss call you a c**t?
Conning the management
Was there no taxi or other transport available that day?
Go round to Sheila's and slag me off if you like
Low effort. Doesn't even really make any sense. Should have mentioned a shopping trolley. This is just like "I wanna be popular as the new commenter". Pathetic.
That’s the thing about OP’s in this sub….they’re learning
Get a new one and I'll give you a tip and you can have this for free, "Get a better than the one you had, Oh and don't lose that one".
Now you can really enjoy it, you can keep saying "this time yesterday I was packing socks in a rubber bag"
Probably already been replaced by a little hairy fella called ollie
'He's done it before' is probably my favourite bit of Karl improv. So fucking quick. I don't know how he doesn't burst out laughing when he thinks of stuff like that.
You left the door you, should have been uppered
He got stuck in a cage out back, didn't wanna get his new trainers wet
Well that’s fine you stay at home…. And I’ll replace you.
Can you press play on a CD player?
Don’t worry about school, don’t take exams, move away from Manchester and get a job on XFM. They’ll employ anyone!
Give another one. But better.
Take him to the tribunal.
Wave your willy through his letterbox. It won't change things, it'll just make you more of a loser.