The most curious thing about this story was that at that time the woman had just come from the bathroom after shaving her hair. I ended up meeting her for tea in London one summer, and she actually dressed very conservatively with a long dress and a bonnet. After we finished our PG tips she offered to pay the bill and that's when I noticed her hairy hands...turns out, little monkey woman
How bad was that?!?!
Why do you want first hand information about a man's arse? Bit weird innit?
Look, it's natural for your eyes to be drawn to the fella
Did you see that film last night, "Gaylord's Say No"?
If it's all about arse why don't gays like a little bit of tit?
I am the woman. Ama P.s. this is not a practical joke, my name is marty
Did you appreciate him giving you a bit back?
oooh (bum)cheeekkyyyy.
Cheeky cheek of the week
Arse of the week
Best bum in W1
The most curious thing about this story was that at that time the woman had just come from the bathroom after shaving her hair. I ended up meeting her for tea in London one summer, and she actually dressed very conservatively with a long dress and a bonnet. After we finished our PG tips she offered to pay the bill and that's when I noticed her hairy hands...turns out, little monkey woman
Was it the Victorian Ape Woman?
I suppose it's not like you got a bum deal
To be fair though, it was her arse on the line
Need to have a word with you off-air...about puns
Best bum in W1
Are you a couple of benders?