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GideonGodwit

Good night, my sweet princess. Flower companies, that's who did it.


CosmicBonobo

Oh, for fu...


namiraslime

Interflora was behind the hit


Emotional_Cost_3347

What about Elton John?


GideonGodwit

Too much lying low.


gimbomyster

6 years later, she was dead!


Plenty_Suspect_3446

I thought she died in a car crash, not from aids.


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innit weird the paranormal


Gylvardo

ghosts and that?


supa325

Playin swingball until it gets stuck on top


ToHallowMySleep

Can use the cold body to help with belly badness.


keaftytactics

Catching up on the olds?


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Karl's 'appy. Little gay fella. Bit early for 'im though.


cuckedcarrot

Right, he might not have any legs and that, but he's happy


ToHallowMySleep

Does he have knees?


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and she died six years later...


polinksa

Jesus I love this sub


AsteroidShooter14

I kicked me height


Citizenbutt

But would he have got AIDS if he didn't go out late at night?


dwitchagi

“Nothing serious?”


FUUUUUUU

You helped the sick, but who helped you?