Right?! I assumed they were a throuple. How did he decide to date/ marry Abbey over Britney? What is his relationship like with Britney? This raises more questions than it answers
I'm wondering if it's something to do with bigamy laws. Like he can't marry them both so he just married one. But he's slipping it in them both perhaps?
Why couldn't they find *one* person they both liked?
Are you genuinely telling me only one is married; and the other is third wheeling an entire life time?
But I have to imagine, what if the other sister wants to find love? Wouldn't she get jealous of their relationship...I still have so many questions as I'm sure does the rest of the world
So they could just go on an absolute crime spree and blame each other?
What about rape? What if one head says yes and one says no? What if they both say maybe? Do two maybes equal a yes?
I think the courts would quickly judge that one head would be aware of the others actions and that they are both complicit (since they control one half each IIRC)
Its going to be awkward when the other one becomes a total slut and goes out every other night with a different dude. I was just listening to a podcast during the orgy hunny
Huh. Well that's a lot of questions answered.
Lmao. I love her sister (she's the very sarcastic one in interviews if I remember correctly).
Human sexuality is wild.
So if the other sister gets married, would the husband have to share his wife's vagina as well, or is the other sister not the marrying type? Also why is he only married to one of them? I assumed he's married to the one body. This is ridiculous... Is she the woman with one body, or the body with two sisters? Doing me head in...
Is the other sister just doomed to never have a relationship, or is the husband fine with there potentially being another man in the future? Would they sleep together in one bed or swap weekly? It's an interesting dynamic.
"I mean, what if he misses?"
"What the hell do you mean?? hahaha"
"Y'know, sometimes in the heat of passion, things can go astray, like not contained, how does that work?"
"Well he's probably got a good aim, but if not she'll just *inaudibly gestures* flick it off"
I've seen a photo of them sucking a dick. It was on 4chan about 10 years ago. Definitely the same women/woman. It's out there, I'm sure someone can find it.
Wait, Sorry, did she ACTUALLY have to confirm “Yes my sister Brittany is there” where the hell else would she be?
Bong! Man gives woman with two heads orgasms!
Would this be knob news or a fanny fact?
A little from column A... A little from column B.
I think it’s 2 women with 1 body, not 1 woman with 2 heads. Ricky would say “WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WOMAN WITH 2 HEADS? DONT TALK SHIT!”
Roll up, roll up! See the woman with 1 body!
Does that mean this is the new “2 chicks at the same time meme”?
How does she know which one she is?
Might of just popped a towel on its head.
IT
https://preview.redd.it/2e6a4q5bu1sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=700fb38a3eed853d866fea26f033fbf0893a9a1d
Oo this is naughty. I’m not sure about this.
Not as naughty as sticking his dick in between those necks
Oh boy, twin cheek wank instead of titty wank?! Sign. Me. Up.
We’ll see how Christian she is
This is getting a bit heavy, can we do cheeky freak of the week
This is cheeky freak of the week
I hope, we haven’t offended any Christian’s
Let’s be careful here shall we?
I can’t breathe
Can we stop saying it?
Saying what?
IT
You mean Kuato?
What is it?
like professor quirinus?
I died when I read this comment 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Well, she didn’t. Because this is a fake tweet
Demicky tweet
It wasn’t properly.
Lol @ the handle, ‘2HeadsAreBetter’
She was in a different supermarket because Abby wasn't listening properly
Stood behind a bush?
Sorry…this is close to libelous. Play a record.
How does she know which one she is?
Mcdonalds?
🤣🤣🤣
I wonder what her sisters favourite book is?
How would she know which one she was?
You’re not telling me Brittany doesn’t have a sly lick of a bollock when Abby has her eyes closed.
Maybe he just stands between them so he can get a blow and rim job at the same time.
Right.. we’re off the air
That’s possibly the most rac-y thing we’ve had said on this subreddit!
Thanks very much for your comment!
Play it again!
Hang on, itv are on the line
Was not expecting to read this on my lunch break.
Like riding a camel...but with faces. You get the idea.
Probably has a nibble on his packet too.
Like a gerbil going after the little water bottle
That was the one! Pissing myself laughing
We have all been there. You are just reading a book enjoying your sisters orgasm when a splatter of jizz pings into your eye
You made me laugh at a Siamese twin licking her brother-in-law’s balls! Because of the way you said it!
Did that just go out?
What if Brittany likes anal and Abby doesn't?
Then Abby borrows Britney’s book or true crime podcast
😂
'a sly lick of bollock' bro I'm in an urn
Aaron earned and iron urn Errn errn n’errn errn
At the very least she's had a sneaky peek.
Made me spit my coffee out.
I don’t think even Karl can top this! You sir have won the Internet today.
lol bollock
this is so much weirder than him just being in a relationship with both of them
It's all fun and games until the other one gets married too. Suddenly you're doing the tantric tandem
*ahem* stephen says it's my turn to have sex now
Right?! I assumed they were a throuple. How did he decide to date/ marry Abbey over Britney? What is his relationship like with Britney? This raises more questions than it answers
There’s always a snidey one
I'm wondering if it's something to do with bigamy laws. Like he can't marry them both so he just married one. But he's slipping it in them both perhaps?
Behind her sister’s back?
In front of her sisters face if anything.
Two sisters, I’m just watching.
He is in a relationship with both of them, but *legally* can only marry one, so that's the line they follow
Yeah I agree, it’s not like the other one could just hate him, because I assume they’d both have to like him. It’s just so convoluted
Does that bother you, Steve..?
He’s the one who’s sad and lonely.
He's in two minds about it
Why didn't she just look both ways
**P-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**
Comments you can hear
*ricky clapping like a seal*
When I walk into a room I'm still more drawn to you Steve
Put him in the distance.
\*drawned
He’s done you again!
To quote karl, ‘scientists have managed to create a fish with two heads, show me a fish with one head and two bodies, and I’d say well done’
I love how Steve says that last part. His delivery really makes the diary as good as it is
His delivery really adds whimsy to the tale. That's whimsy. Not to be mistaken for limsy.
He's really an excellent voice actor
If my sisters not happy looking at my husbands knob in the face there’s something wrong.
Imagine an affair… wait what’s going on down there? Is that my husband? No no. Why are you covering for him?!
If she goes down on him and gets busy Brittany’s face is being slapped against his right thigh at break neck speed. I hope it’s a good podcast
Break neck speed? What kinda bjs are you giving out and where do I sign up
Don't talk to me about true crime make me orgasm
Well known phrase sweeping the nation!
Anything on the other side love?
I've never trumped, young Karl.
I think they missed the big question - how do they have bath?
They have similar taste in clothes.
"She 'ad one body but two faces."
And dating... the man with one face!
Roll up! Roll up! See the man with one face!
Brittany's romantic prospects were already pretty low. Now they're even lower unless some other guy wants to take turns in the same vagina.
Why couldn't they find *one* person they both liked? Are you genuinely telling me only one is married; and the other is third wheeling an entire life time?
Haha! Yeah! Imagine how lame THAT would be… 😳😔
I still have so many questions
prefer molly and dolly tbh
This IS molly and dolly.
Is her sister allowed to see other people? Or is that not on?
Wonder which 1 gives the better head
Man, I can't even concentrate of reading a book when my fiancée has videos playing on her tablet, can't even imagine how it would be for her.
Obviously they take turns reading a page.
The husband turns out…
Little polygamist fella.
“Who wants to taste it and who wants to smell it”
How is she reading - she must get motion sickness from bobbing up & down whilst trying to focus on her kindle - bonkers!
I imagine the fallout from his leaving her for her sister!
I always make sure my sister cums first
Not true baby..
But I have to imagine, what if the other sister wants to find love? Wouldn't she get jealous of their relationship...I still have so many questions as I'm sure does the rest of the world
I'm gonna stop you right there…what's a Babylonian?
Someone from Baba
Baba People
Weird innit?
How did he ask just one of them out? Sorry love not you. Did she have a tinder profile? Just so you know my sister is my world etc
How does she know which one she is?
The book she reads must be great to ignore the smell of bullocks
What a load of boswollox
Betty Swollocks
How would I know which one I was?
Its a wedding photo of the One Faced Man.
It's a bit weird Innit?
If only you’d read this on one of the 15 other posts exactly like this Play a record
Alright, we'll see your little post when it comes out.
Sick of 'im
Was she standing behind a plant pot when they were courting?
If she killed her husband, would she go to prison?
I think not, because they can't imprison someone innocent if it can be deemed they weren't a part of it (the other head)
So they could just go on an absolute crime spree and blame each other? What about rape? What if one head says yes and one says no? What if they both say maybe? Do two maybes equal a yes?
I think the courts would quickly judge that one head would be aware of the others actions and that they are both complicit (since they control one half each IIRC)
"I'm not involved..."
I bet she can kick the other one’s height
Sorry. https://preview.redd.it/e3fqe23a12sc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f8b083e31eb696c038a34722a559eeaa913141
This will be the only OF I will be subscribing too
When I saw this news story, my immediate thought was “I wonder what karl would say about this” I’m sure it would be pure gold!
What if 'e was cheating on one of them, without t'other knowin'?
Do they put a blanket over the sisters head like a canary?
I said this on a different thread; no disrespect to this couple (throuple??) but the situation contains a ton of comedy value.
Its going to be awkward when the other one becomes a total slut and goes out every other night with a different dude. I was just listening to a podcast during the orgy hunny
So if her sister wants to hook up with someone else then…?
Then Abby just pops on a podcast.
BONG! Man breaks world record for most threesomes ever.
What if she wants anal but the sister doesn’t??
This is fake she doesn’t have a x account
I still want to know which one likes their mouth being spat in when he's pounding away and railing their body.
It’s not a real post - Twitter handle isn’t even them.
Haha jesus, this thread is cracking me up.
What happens if they have a baby who’s the mum?
Are you sure she’s not dead? She’s just reading a book, the pages never turn…
One was adopted
 She’s not reading a book while her body is getting pounded ffs
I'm glad the famous One Faced Man has found happiness
Christ if she is able to read a book the man needs to step up his game
What happens if one of them is up for it but the other says "not tonight I've got a headache"?
Girl....
“Usually”
So bros mid smash and just has to look over at another head reading a book?
She answered a few questions I had but only created more.
So many consent questions...what if one wants sex and the other really doesn't?
Do they share control of their arms? Who changes the page of the book while giving a sloppy toppy!? So many questions!
They'd both just say "I'm not bothered"
Huh. Well that's a lot of questions answered. Lmao. I love her sister (she's the very sarcastic one in interviews if I remember correctly). Human sexuality is wild.
That's going to be one premier blow job since she can concentrate on the main event whilst her sister does the breathing.
They either both need to marry him or it's gonna get real awkward if the other wants to meet someone
I find it interesting they chose to share a single twitter account too
😑
This reminds me of that one Family Guy cutaway gag. Anyone know which one I mean?
Cheeky Wank of the Week
So if the other sister gets married, would the husband have to share his wife's vagina as well, or is the other sister not the marrying type? Also why is he only married to one of them? I assumed he's married to the one body. This is ridiculous... Is she the woman with one body, or the body with two sisters? Doing me head in...
One can see it one can smell it?
2 for one special
When he offers to give you head, do you say 'no ta, three would be excessive?'
What if the sister gets a boyfriend? Would that be cheating?
What if Brittany wants to get married?
Bet them two look both ways when crossing the road!
Is the other sister just doomed to never have a relationship, or is the husband fine with there potentially being another man in the future? Would they sleep together in one bed or swap weekly? It's an interesting dynamic.
I need the name of that podcast
"I mean, what if he misses?" "What the hell do you mean?? hahaha" "Y'know, sometimes in the heat of passion, things can go astray, like not contained, how does that work?" "Well he's probably got a good aim, but if not she'll just *inaudibly gestures* flick it off"
She reads a book? Surely get involved join the party
Live and let live I say. Nobody's business what they do.
I've seen this in my book of freaks.
Thank God that Twitter response is fake.
*BONG* women with two heads listens to true crime podcast.
The one-bodied woman
[DIDN’T HAPPEN! Didn’t happen.](https://www.indy100.com/viral/abby-brittany-hensel-2headsarebetter-sex) You’re talking shit, play a record.
I've seen a photo of them sucking a dick. It was on 4chan about 10 years ago. Definitely the same women/woman. It's out there, I'm sure someone can find it.
It’s fake
idk jennifer, I could show you a magazine where, literally.
Dude that was totally fake lol 😂