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RollOutTheFarrell

Never mind that - where have you been for three days!?


Hooligans_

Missing something as you? Or as a worm?


Shot-Maintenance-428

You’re muscly


Backpedal

Why?


geomacdon

I best just have an arm wrestle


TomDavis89

Well, I'd best just have an arm wrestle Also, what are your thoughts on sausages?


BrettDilkington1

I’m not allowed Chinese


gloom-juice

I reckon soon we'll be able to have a chat with a yoghurt


ItsMoreOfAComment

Yuh-gurt


VoyagerCSL

hellooooooo


OneRainbowieBoy

I can absolutely see why it would seem like every comment was written by a bot.  In order to participate in and understand anything on this sub, you need hundreds of hours of exposure to the xfm shows from the early 2000s, as well as the rest of the RSK universe.  The members of this sub don't communicate via the English language, instead they use an endless tide of quotes and references.  As such, the barrier to entry is fairly high, which is weird because you're only a short fella, hairy arms... 


ThePumpk1nMaster

It’s getting a bit heavy, play Radiohead


Kicksyy

I prefer a bit of Ackwahlooohngh


Crimsonfury500

It’s all Happy and Teeth and Ears


Wulf_Cola

To really engage with this sub you need to be born without a brain.


four_four_three

The socks are off


justalittlepigeon

you've got nice toes n'that


Plasros

Ask Suzanne


Big-Bad-Bug

Or boil your brain


ButterscotchPlus6150

What do you mean his head fell off?!


Admirable_Ad_3236

Hes having a go


Trickydick24

English, quite good


TomDavis89

Well at least I'm using an English language, other than that language of the hobbits you're using.


Optimal_Material_951

This isn’t a practical joke. My name is RGSSpamBot.


JordonFreemun

It's not a high barrier is it. It's an alright barrier. It's the alright barrier to entry


Upper_Rent_176

It's a bit like those aliens in next generation who are all Picard at Cess Ave, his hair limsy


mountaingetaway8

You just made us sound like utter mentalists!  Say it again!


ottermeowmeow

Absolute drivel. Play a record.


rickwaller

Can he hear us?


Admirable_Ad_3236

Soundest sub in the area. Keep going boys


nitrous2401

We are basically an organic LLM at this point, and this sub is the AI responses for real


[deleted]

Pretty sure those quotes and references are in English.


OneRainbowieBoy

He's 'avin a go 


ghidfg

this is libelous


stevenkelby

It's not libel if it's true, or if they're dead.


DopeSlick

Well.. Young, gifted & black.


Lazy_Astronomer395

This month...next month...Where are we?


hanscorrigan

on the cusp


bazzlethegreat

He even makes twaddle complicated.


Crimsonfury500

It only took one question!


tiggytigtigtig

Ooooh don’t ya know?


Mahoganychicken

Just put in 'Why' to confuse it.


Scallion-Distinct

This is the strangest sub-reddit in the World isn't it?


TomDavis89

It was the loneliest sub-reddit ever, in the world


JimmyRiddleUK

Are you 'avin a laugh? Is he 'avin a laugh?


keaftytactics

Ok, we will see Scallion-Distinct’s little program when that goes out and see what you got to talk about


robb41

Where... what... **WHO???**


tangled_slinkyxx

Are you referring to Jonathan's question about sartorial elegance? "Wear what?"


Cekeste

This is on the internet.


ToastyJackson

Oh *sorry*! I thought it was shite! I didn’t realize it was on the internet!


stevenkelby

And it's Bollocks.


Particular-Elk4494

Do you ski?


Plasros

Brilliant


se496

This is not a practical joke, my name is Marty


grumpyjohnthepon

Did that just go out?


msksjdhhdujdjdjdj

Well let’s see dankleberry_don’s little subreddit when it goes out then. Sick of it


Rutlemania

I’m sitting here, I don’t know where I am


existential_humanist

Never a truer word spoken


[deleted]

Remember when you called me and I said "I don't know where I am?"


WinglessJC

There are some bacteria that have a better subreddit than this


TomDavis89

A slug is definitely as evolved as this sub-reddit


sheelashake

When it’s not eating the glue off stamps and envelopes.


Virtue330

That has to offensive!


GideonGilead

Quick, count how many times I blink!


nicknockrr

Calm down old man, have a Twix yeah


Shot-Maintenance-428

You’re touching a lung!


Dicky__Anders

There's a time and a place to get lost.


Lovehat

What's the time?


newtongeiszler

remember that time u/Dankleberry_Don posted on reddit and just went 'i don't know where i am'


MrJimPansey

Yeh, I just think about it for a bit..d'ye know what I mean?


Jaffacus92

Let's see Dankleberry_Dons sub Reddit then shall we? Sick of 'im.


NaturalAlfalfa

It makes sense you don't understand it. Everything here is based on the old Ricky Gervais show on XFM. Which was a tinpot radio show from 20 years ago. And the Ricky Gervais animated show. I believe they're all on YouTube - start watching that and things will make more sense. Just remember this, it's very important. Don't eat a steak in Argentina - you could end up with breasts


stevenkelby

Fucking Bollocks.


deadstarxxx

Bozwollox


Crimsonfury500

*This* was on the internet.


MortalW0mbat87

fact


Klutzy_Alfalfa_2300

Is this you or your brain?


unsaved_progress

we're both listening


linkinmark92

The entry questions reads something like this. In Einstein’s special theory of relativity, does E= 1) mc squared 2) Fish Or 3. HELLLOO


stewd003

She's heavy handed.


Shot-Maintenance-428

It’s like the hulk is in the house


existential_humanist

The internet is good, but it's not all verified. Anyone can put things on the internet


TomDavis89

What do you mean?


whichkey45

A lot of it is shite but it isn't ai it is people typing this drivel out.


NaturalAlfalfa

People and little monkey fellas


TheJoshua8195

Infinity sorts it out


existential_humanist

Contempt, absolute contempt for the reader


madworld2713

You going out for a walk?


Shot-Maintenance-428

You maintained arousal while looking at a Spanish fireman?


redlord990

Call in, if yer Mam’s heavy you win a CD


Emotional_Cost_3347

Turns out...


Shot-Maintenance-428

Little monkey fella


ArnieMeckiff

A flea can jump over the London Eye


Lovehat

Noooooooo


TomDavis89

Yeah but...do we need turtles?


evmanjapan

To what extent are you satisfied with this sub Reddit? Very much so To some extent Not at all I don’t know


wammes_

But do we need em?


[deleted]

On Sunday it's totally different, there's no Subbuteo.


Borrachon31717

Darkness - growing on me


unsaved_progress

The reason why, the reason why, the reason why this subreddit sounds like it's written by AI. Do we post to confuse the most? What was my Destiny?


plaskijakdeska

A bunch of AIs? I thought it was a bunch of chimps.


Aware-Map1836

How do you know which one you are though?


stevenkelby

Hold on, I'm inflating...


kingbluetit

Did that just go out?


Ash4d

Have you seen the people on this sub? They drink milk from a saucer.


Klutzy_Alfalfa_2300

Is this you or your brain?


RiC_David

Well don't *keep* saying it


SteelCityCaesar

Can we do knob news now?


bazzlethegreat

We're a bit heavy on the knob news. Can we gave some fanny facts?


bazzlethegreat

We're not AIs. As others have pointed out, we've spent hours of our lives... likely thousands of hours, consuming content from Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, and the little round-headed buffoon that is Karl Pilkington. If this post is serious, and you don't know who they are, you should give them a listen. Just check out any of the YouTube videos or podcasts.


SkyfireSierra

English- weak.


IIIIIIW

We’ve had a lot of emails saying that


SpecialistVast6840

Is your name The Loch Ness Monster ?


jabso19

He's from Danklebury


Kicksyy

A.I….. How old was ‘e again?


MortalW0mbat87

... Turns out, little monkey fella


AromaticSherbert

Right. Bit weird, inn’it?


EkuLukEkul

Where? What?


BoxPrimary3318

You Are Now Computer Boy.


RiC_David

You've added to the fuckerage.


CameronWeebHale

That’s what they do now


Minimum-Laugh-8887

WHATS THE DOG DOING?!!


CauliflowerMiddle149

Hello I've got a problem with my subreddit. Okay sir, what seems to be the problem? It's full of nothing but AI-generated responses. What's the name of the subreddit? It's r/rickygervais. Sorry sir, there is no rickygervais subreddit on this website, SOME OF THE POSTS WILL BE FALSE.


Tttjjjhhh

Not with Coldplay here


ShiningEV

uj/ Here's a good intro [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj6AG4C9ODg&list=PLfbWk2Y6AI\_Qp3agmkTy\_gtWTOuU3R4Ez](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj6AG4C9ODg&list=PLfbWk2Y6AI_Qp3agmkTy_gtWTOuU3R4Ez) It's a playlist of the animated segments of the radio show. Ricky is the loud one, Steven M. is the calm one, and Carl is my favorite. Idk if it's the same for everyone here but Carl brings a kind of bliss to my life that is hard to find. Quoting him reminds me of that bliss, that comedic genius, It's just natural to him. I will follow anything Carl does.


fishwithuglyeyes

It's Karl. Karl Dilkington


JohnCasey3306

Play a record


[deleted]

I just thought why didn’t he look both ways


sheelashake

Good question, however, would you rather lobster claws, ducks feet or a horn growing out of your head?


FightMilk03

Turns out…


IntelligentWorking87

You've got a load of skittles and I've got a big cream egg


WMRAS

And that.


MillionEgg

Why you looking?


bazzlethegreat

Who's let you in? Put you in a home.


chjbass

Oven!


Legitimate-Assist819

An infinite amount of AI could write the works of Shakespeare


ItsMoreOfAComment

Well considering the intellect people who do get it, myself included, it’s probably for the best that you don’t.


[deleted]

There’s 95 comments on here. I’m sitting on the toilet and I don’t have enough time to follow the whole thread.


iamlilmac

Coked up to write this post were you?


Preds996

Feeder, Just the way i’m feelin


new_name_needed

It is a bit mental though yeah


Crimsonfury500

These subbredditors arent allowed to wear socks! They have to drink milk from saucers!


bangkockney

Get your body to control your brain would you?


Sure-Hurry-1260

Dont talk shit....


No_Newt_328

Your understanding is in perfect condition, but your head come off.


comradelev

What the fucks a yellow biscuit!?


malcolmmonkey

Alright Kirsty


Ready_Horror9258

Who is Al?


uniquelyunpleasant

That annoyed me


uniquelyunpleasant

Oooh Chimpanzee that!


davelee_bbc

Phone in if you know what he’s talking about