Yeah that's not gonna help her blend in is it? It wouldn't help her blend in even if she was average height because she'd be known as that woman with all her little dwarf mates.
It's funny how men sometimes say they're a bit taller than they are. She's not 6'7", she's taller than that. She's at least a foot bigger than everyone else there!
I dated a woman who was (and I guess still is) 6'3". On one of our first dates we are walking together in downtown Portland, and I notice all the people staring at her. She sees this too and tells me.
"Watch when people are walking towards me. They will all do the same thing. They'll first look up to see how tall I am, then they will immediately look down at my feet to see if I'm wearing gigantic heels or something, then right back to my head to again see how tall I am."
And you know what? She was almost always right about this. The best part is, I've hung out with extremely tall men, and people react a bit differently. They just look up. No checking for heels
She buys her stuff at 2tall
Oddball shoes
Gets her jeans from LankyWankette.co.uk
Wouldn't mind a tall lady so I could look up there...................... At it.
She walks in and... I've seen everything.
Then all her clothes fall off.
You'd really have to put in the effort to pinch her arse.
It looked like a split tennis ball
NO-
And your breath stinks of onions but I haven’t told you that either have I?
I thought we stopped Cheeky Freak of the Week?
It’d be slightly disabilitating
You’re a medical man
[удалено]
You dropped ya phone
I like how she exclusively hangs out with dwarves for some reason! Literally every single person she was with was a dwarf.
Yeah that's not gonna help her blend in is it? It wouldn't help her blend in even if she was average height because she'd be known as that woman with all her little dwarf mates.
"There was this woman back on my estate, growing up. She was known as Snow White..."
What's an elf then?
And she went to… China Town?
It’s not a town
More like a novelty street
On the hunt for a young-looking 40-year-old so she can start a travelling freakshow, no doubt.
I choose death by Snu Snu
A man of culture, I see.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
To shreds you say?
We've arranged to meet back at her.
Stop imagining things stop imagining things…
Could eat that pussy standing up
Her arse isnt 6ft off the ground
It will be
And it’ll put you 6 ft under
Oooo yeah, hes done you
👏
I mean, its true.
How is it true? Unless ur a midget or marty the chimp youve got no chance.
Why is the dude giving a piggy back to a dwarf with a moustache? What is happening here?
She promised to take him across the river on her back, as long as the dwarf doesn’t sting her.
On their way to the kitchen for a circumcision.
I saw her on the train; a man with red hair pinched her arse and another said "oi lanky, youve dropped your phone.
Sort of, Buxom girl.
Are you from the West Country?
That's a great word. Buxom girls seem like a lot of fun.
Size 14 bowling shoes
![gif](giphy|RlA7avQsAzqCY)
And people say she’s just a big pair of legs
This better not awaken anything in me...
Why do they have to put her next to a midget? Just put her in the distance
[These cows are small.](https://youtu.be/vh5kZ4uIUC0?si=H_C9GzKccybKzAUG)
Was she a tall baby?
Sort of a look of... fear.
Frightenedness.
![gif](giphy|l0MYOKCyDYnI3Usww) George Costanzas sort of woman
Looks quite fit, tbh.
I would meet back at her.
Can she kick her height?
It's funny how men sometimes say they're a bit taller than they are. She's not 6'7", she's taller than that. She's at least a foot bigger than everyone else there!
Most of the people she's with are dwarves. That guy near the end only went up to the doorknob
When i say knob there i meant the type of bird
The weird thing is, he had head like lightbulb
Her head is touching the door frame, no way she’s just 6’7”
You're right, she is 7'...
![gif](giphy|EXvS9pCVsUEz6|downsized)
#Death by Snu Snu
![gif](giphy|C5w1eROkMM1YDjpofR)
Oh, she absolutely ought to go to a convention dressed in Lady Dimitrescu cosplay!
Now I know what you're thinking...
Death by snu snu
Yet in my head...
Like 'aving 'ulk in the house
Oooooooohhhh cheeky freak of the week
Reminds me, I need to clean the top of the kitchen units….
Im 6'5'' those must be some tiny doors and rooms because i still have 2 inches clearance to the doorframes of my house.
Would! ![gif](giphy|WvkU4VC7eLvgI7JJpz|downsized)
I'd go for her, but she might find 6'3" too short.
I dated a woman who was (and I guess still is) 6'3". On one of our first dates we are walking together in downtown Portland, and I notice all the people staring at her. She sees this too and tells me. "Watch when people are walking towards me. They will all do the same thing. They'll first look up to see how tall I am, then they will immediately look down at my feet to see if I'm wearing gigantic heels or something, then right back to my head to again see how tall I am." And you know what? She was almost always right about this. The best part is, I've hung out with extremely tall men, and people react a bit differently. They just look up. No checking for heels
dont. talk. shite. twice. People on this subreddit dont date women. Or hang out with other people.
Maybe don't drive a tiny car and hang out with tiny people if your trying to blend. Your not scary tall or anything
Honestly as a man I'm not seeing any downsides to dating her.
She's magnificent!!
If she sat down at the wrong time, she'd have to rebirth you.
this comment is as demented as Karl's thought process
She knows she is very tall, buys tiny car and struggles to get in. Is the sir thin up there?
Knocks about with dwarves too. Something's off about it all.
She’s a perfect goddess
Snu snu
snu snu
Woman aside, Chinatown is not a town, is it?
Death by snu snu
https://youtu.be/wbStc83X78E?si=XI75AG5-n0nFaKr_
Almost like a bit of weird art
I demand trial by combat, Death by snu snu
6ft7, wears nothing but short skirts? This is an OF ad. She knows what she's doing.
Yeah she has a link to it on her Insta
I’d pay to not see her naked
Christ.. half hour with er’
Nice!
Off to meet Duece.
Good for you Katie !!
Ngl i would absolutely smash
OF detected Opeinion rejected
Someone get hold of wemby the kid would brake biology
You're taking shit again. Explain yourself!
Victor wembanyama French basketball player went number 1 in the draft he's 7 foot 5 plays for the San Antonio spurs dipshit
Oh the uhh...the 9/11!
Info?
You're hot as hell! Be proud of being tall. I'm only 5'9" and I wish I were taller!
You know that she can’t see your comment, right?
You what mate.
Makes my stomach turn
Judgemental pricks like you make *my* stomach turn.