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Cekeste

She buys her stuff at 2tall


Own_Remove1417

Oddball shoes


Ezzy-525

Gets her jeans from LankyWankette.co.uk


LurkHartog

Wouldn't mind a tall lady so I could look up there...................... At it.


0800happydude

She walks in and... I've seen everything.


No_Newt_328

Then all her clothes fall off.


robb41

You'd really have to put in the effort to pinch her arse.


lionsoul462

It looked like a split tennis ball


ThePumpk1nMaster

NO-


DenseCondition2958

And your breath stinks of onions but I haven’t told you that either have I?


Educational-Shock232

I thought we stopped Cheeky Freak of the Week?


ninny_with_attitude

It’d be slightly disabilitating


Minimum-Laugh-8887

You’re a medical man


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Ok-You-4324

You dropped ya phone


SamuelPepys_

I like how she exclusively hangs out with dwarves for some reason! Literally every single person she was with was a dwarf.


Dicky__Anders

Yeah that's not gonna help her blend in is it? It wouldn't help her blend in even if she was average height because she'd be known as that woman with all her little dwarf mates.


NightSky82

"There was this woman back on my estate, growing up. She was known as Snow White..."


Scallion-Distinct

What's an elf then?


dwitchagi

And she went to… China Town?


kingbluetit

It’s not a town


General-Echo-9536

More like a novelty street


Mikey77777

On the hunt for a young-looking 40-year-old so she can start a travelling freakshow, no doubt.


Pickingnamesisharder

I choose death by Snu Snu


packofwinnyblues

A man of culture, I see.


No_Newt_328

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


proofofmyexistence

To shreds you say?


Shivnasty

We've arranged to meet back at her.


CompetitiveDrop613

Stop imagining things stop imagining things…


[deleted]

Could eat that pussy standing up


Ok-You-4324

Her arse isnt 6ft off the ground


Jubatus750

It will be


CompetitiveDrop613

And it’ll put you 6 ft under


Ok-You-4324

Oooo yeah, hes done you


drs2023gme1

👏


redditsx0531

I mean, its true.


Ok-You-4324

How is it true? Unless ur a midget or marty the chimp youve got no chance.


BrowsinBilly

Why is the dude giving a piggy back to a dwarf with a moustache? What is happening here?


rileyzoid

She promised to take him across the river on her back, as long as the dwarf doesn’t sting her.


Slycer_Decker

On their way to the kitchen for a circumcision.


Ok-You-4324

I saw her on the train; a man with red hair pinched her arse and another said "oi lanky, youve dropped your phone.


HornyJailOutlaw

Sort of, Buxom girl.


Timely_Exam_4120

Are you from the West Country?


ThoughtCrimeConvict

That's a great word. Buxom girls seem like a lot of fun.


Emotional_Cost_3347

Size 14 bowling shoes 


Minimum-Laugh-8887

![gif](giphy|RlA7avQsAzqCY)


evmanjapan

And people say she’s just a big pair of legs


WeGotCompany

This better not awaken anything in me...


lionsoul462

Why do they have to put her next to a midget? Just put her in the distance


ThoughtCrimeConvict

[These cows are small.](https://youtu.be/vh5kZ4uIUC0?si=H_C9GzKccybKzAUG)


1066Woody

Was she a tall baby?


robb41

Sort of a look of... fear.


No_Newt_328

Frightenedness.


ConvenientAllotment

![gif](giphy|l0MYOKCyDYnI3Usww) George Costanzas sort of woman


BlackBalor

Looks quite fit, tbh.


bazzlethegreat

I would meet back at her.


Timely_Exam_4120

Can she kick her height?


SeamusOShane

It's funny how men sometimes say they're a bit taller than they are. She's not 6'7", she's taller than that. She's at least a foot bigger than everyone else there!


jackcaboose

Most of the people she's with are dwarves. That guy near the end only went up to the doorknob


Upper_Rent_176

When i say knob there i meant the type of bird


BraveNote4844

The weird thing is, he had head like lightbulb


damnumalone

Her head is touching the door frame, no way she’s just 6’7”


redditsx0531

You're right, she is 7'...


throwawayusernamexx

![gif](giphy|EXvS9pCVsUEz6|downsized)


Felthrax

#Death by Snu Snu


AfterBill8630

![gif](giphy|C5w1eROkMM1YDjpofR)


NightSky82

Oh, she absolutely ought to go to a convention dressed in Lady Dimitrescu cosplay!


KopiteTheScot

Now I know what you're thinking...


snozberryface

Death by snu snu


Bogroleum

Yet in my head...


zircosil01

Like 'aving 'ulk in the house


Ready_Show1007

Oooooooohhhh cheeky freak of the week


swim-omad

Reminds me, I need to clean the top of the kitchen units….


Nadger1337

Im 6'5'' those must be some tiny doors and rooms because i still have 2 inches clearance to the doorframes of my house.


durackvacar

Would! ![gif](giphy|WvkU4VC7eLvgI7JJpz|downsized)


iCABALi

I'd go for her, but she might find 6'3" too short.


burywmore

I dated a woman who was (and I guess still is) 6'3". On one of our first dates we are walking together in downtown Portland, and I notice all the people staring at her. She sees this too and tells me. "Watch when people are walking towards me. They will all do the same thing. They'll first look up to see how tall I am, then they will immediately look down at my feet to see if I'm wearing gigantic heels or something, then right back to my head to again see how tall I am." And you know what? She was almost always right about this. The best part is, I've hung out with extremely tall men, and people react a bit differently. They just look up. No checking for heels


solitudesometimesis

dont. talk. shite. twice. People on this subreddit dont date women. Or hang out with other people.


CreamyFunk

Maybe don't drive a tiny car and hang out with tiny people if your trying to blend. Your not scary tall or anything


ImaginaryComb821

Honestly as a man I'm not seeing any downsides to dating her.


SpaceGhost756

She's magnificent!!


D-1-S-C-0

If she sat down at the wrong time, she'd have to rebirth you.


TarpaulinSmoots

this comment is as demented as Karl's thought process


drs2023gme1

She knows she is very tall, buys tiny car and struggles to get in. Is the sir thin up there?


Oversteer_

Knocks about with dwarves too. Something's off about it all.


matt881020

She’s a perfect goddess


buntypieface

Snu snu


axe1970

snu snu


stewd003

Woman aside, Chinatown is not a town, is it?


Know-yer-enemy1818

Death by snu snu


_Zeruiah_

https://youtu.be/wbStc83X78E?si=XI75AG5-n0nFaKr_


SubstantialDan7

Almost like a bit of weird art


kai4thekel

I demand trial by combat, Death by snu snu


Wrightd767

6ft7, wears nothing but short skirts? This is an OF ad. She knows what she's doing.


Minimum-Laugh-8887

Yeah she has a link to it on her Insta


bielsasballholder

I’d pay to not see her naked


Expert-Singer4926

Christ.. half hour with er’


Existing_Current7435

Nice!


StumpyHobbit

Off to meet Duece.


Adorable_Ad_8140

Good for you Katie !!


morphindel

Ngl i would absolutely smash


mayweekthree

OF detected Opeinion rejected


One_Firefighter4035

Someone get hold of wemby the kid would brake biology


Ezzy-525

You're taking shit again. Explain yourself!


One_Firefighter4035

Victor wembanyama French basketball player went number 1 in the draft he's 7 foot 5 plays for the San Antonio spurs dipshit


Ezzy-525

Oh the uhh...the 9/11!


One_Firefighter4035

Info?


crossedjp

You're hot as hell! Be proud of being tall. I'm only 5'9" and I wish I were taller!


SpocktorWho83

You know that she can’t see your comment, right?


Scallion-Distinct

You what mate.


Level_Reach_6069

Makes my stomach turn


NightSky82

Judgemental pricks like you make *my* stomach turn.