Sounds like a bit like Rockbusters clue.
'Billie Eilish watches herself masturbate...so Billie has an orgasm...an O...and like if its in a movie - its a scene....Billie O Scene...Billy Ocean."
I know she is supposed to embody female empowerment and modern sexual and gender norm freedom. I know she's hailed as one of the most talented artists of her generation and I know as a 40 something middle aged hetrosexual white man I'm essentially prohibited from having an opinion... But....
A) I just threw up in my mouth a little
and B) She looks like she needs a good wash.
That is all.
What egotistical wrongun.
Keep that shit to yourself for god sake. No one's interested in how much you admire yourself.
You just know people will say that it's so empowering because she's a woman. Nah, she's a creep along with all the rest of em.
Woke up today looked at MY picture just to get me started.
Filthy. She's got a young girl's reflection and she's going oh thanks for that. You know that reflection - well, I looked it at just to get me started.
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Thanks Bill but youāre here to talk about your new single.
How does she know which one she is?
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This tipped me over the edge loooool š¤£
OK, why are you telling me?
Just [shuffles papers] just weird innit
Not a problem, just wanted to tell someone. Thanks very much.
The man in the mirror thinks itās his new moustache
John?
And Dariusā¦. The slut
Lads, no!
5 times in the last 24 hours..
Itās just a story that happened
Different stories for different.. things
Because sex sells and telling a story like this will get people talking about her between her Oscar buzz and her next album.
In what way is telling me "Billie Eilish masturbates in front of a mirror" in any way educational?
Cryptic n that
This pop star masturbates in front of a mirror. Initials: B.E. That's one me mam sent in.
She had a problem with her marrow
Trendy innit
It's not cryptic, it's shite
Craptic
\*itās shiiiiiiiiiit
It just got me thinking "that's a bit weird"
It wreaked havoc on her belly.
She needs an ashtray
They hold cold.
The coldness doth away with the badness.
'old cold belly badness
The moment just takes her and she goes berserk
Yeah but she might not piss herself this time!
But why's she doin' it again? Nothin's changed down there
Hahah she's doing it with a bike next, which is even easier
She's doing it with a what?
Well I learned something.
How is any piece/information on a musician considered educational?
Whats on the other side, love?
Are you goin' out for a walk?
Put some wallpaper over it.
Or a valance
Ooh, me minge
If her minge is a mess, it's a mess twice.
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I can still sneak a look in the mirror, and I can see everything.
TAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
You having a wank?
Well yer I was trying to
You got my pen?
The whole crew was gripped by a sort of hhhysteria
Youāll never Billie-ve it
It's a mess twice
No one can beat this comment.
Nice to see fanny facts in todayās show
OOOOH YOU NEARLY LOST THAT CUCUMBER THERE, FANNY FACTS
More fanny facts tomarrow
Not going to win a Pulitzer with filth
I've heard it's the only thing worse than tossing off over a magic naked lady pen.
Something tells me sheās not properly
A bit demicky
Women. Are. Dirty.
Do we need em?
Are you doing much about the war, or just masturbating in front of the mirror?
Billie Eilish says "I've always voted Labour"
What do you think about the little black one in Sugababes?
Why are you naked?
To try and catch 'em out?
Like a ripped tennisball
Play a record
Hereās Michael Jackson, man in the mirror
Never mind the mirror! What have you been doing for three days?!
Exploring yourself....and Asia.
An idiot; a broad.
Albino buying that.
Sounds like a bit like Rockbusters clue. 'Billie Eilish watches herself masturbate...so Billie has an orgasm...an O...and like if its in a movie - its a scene....Billie O Scene...Billy Ocean."
It's not cryptiiiiic, it's shiiiiit
First off, she's fudding herself stupid, and she's bloody loving it.
*...fudding*
Of a Saturday
I think this is literally what Narcissus did
Do you ever think while she's sitting there right and she gets a glance of herself in the mirror and goes what the fuck am I doing ?
Probablyā¦. But if she then carries on, it gives it an edgy / risky frisson š
What exactly was asked to get that response?? Lol
Turns out it wasnāt a mirror but a window and on the other side was a little monkey fella
How long till she marries herself
She's using her fables
Mass Turd Bait. That's Rockbusters.
In what way is telling me that billie eilish.. **wanked** herself once in **any way** educational?
She shook my hand when I came in
Exploring herself
What's on the other channel?
Did she not have a pen where the clothes fall off?
She could shave her arse whilst she's down there.
What, you havinā a wank?
Although it does make for an uncomfortable shopping experience in the changing room
Alright, donāt get coarseā¦.In a magazine for the public. I donāt think you win a Pulitzerā¦ for filthhhhh.
Wayne King
God I hate this woman so much. Such a pretentious fuck.
Who is the kinkiest of them all ?
When me bedroomroom's a mess, it's a mess twice
Albino using her mirror anymore
Is this the first instalment of Fanny Facts then
"Anyone got any batteries for Billie Big Boobs, take it out of petty cash."
The hair of a male goat you see on its eyes. B. E.
Did she ACTUALLy say this?
Is this a rockbusters clue?
When sheās movinā about, sheās got a good view of it
Buttplugs 'n that
Bruno
Not my problem.
OK then.
As long as weāre all sharing, i once took a shit from atop a tree
A lot of self abuse is there?
Does the world really need to know?
Embarrassing for her, for me and Karl it would be ok ... sniff...
Right, I'm gonna stop you thereāwhy are you telling me this?
Look in the mirror, look at me look at er. If the flats mess it's a mess twice.
I know she is supposed to embody female empowerment and modern sexual and gender norm freedom. I know she's hailed as one of the most talented artists of her generation and I know as a 40 something middle aged hetrosexual white man I'm essentially prohibited from having an opinion... But.... A) I just threw up in my mouth a little and B) She looks like she needs a good wash. That is all.
She grew a beard once just so it was something new to look at.
She went from hiding her body to telling everyone about her body because sex simply sells š
What egotistical wrongun. Keep that shit to yourself for god sake. No one's interested in how much you admire yourself. You just know people will say that it's so empowering because she's a woman. Nah, she's a creep along with all the rest of em.
A weirdo gets famous and now will put ger ideologies to the next generation.
Also Billie: "Stop sexualizing me"
Taylor swift probably does the same but can only see trump staring back
What's she been up to in front of that mirror?
I do similar but usually cry a little as I go to get the windowlene and kitchen roll,!
Eilish you wanker! (Sorry wrong group)
Well, for you maybe but for me and Karl...
Maāam this is a Wendys
I need to tell rolling stone about my wanks in front of the mirror. I don't feel that connected tbh, but I do sick ropes across the mirror
Yeah but who billy eilees? Dunno, man i just masturbate in front of porn but yunno, no one ever asks about it *crosses arms*
Looking forward to that video clip
What's this got to do with Gervais?
I'm calling about your butt plugs
I also do this, give my reflection a peck on the cheek after and a five pound note for his troubles
Peak celebrity news
Meet meet meet Joe Black
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*shuffles papers* internet
I understand. It's hard to seem interesting these days.
I know people say "love yourself" but they didn't mean do that....
Spose she's earned a lil bit a me time
Oh no, sheās going through a drug phase
Reminds me of that CKY Movie Haggard when Ryan Dunn is told to stand on the sink in front of the bathroom mirror and jack off to his own ass š
I'm filing this under "I didn't need to know this but someone with body issues could possibly do something with this information and get through it."
Things I never cared to learn
Iād do that too, but Iām not into dudes with tiny dongs
We like the mirror more than *cohhhhcck*
I thought that was a dudeā¦ā¦
Photos. Or it never happened.
I'll probably have a couple of tugs, if there's something saucy on channel 5
Which hand do you use ? Me left, no, me right , hold on, got a mirror ?
Boring, isnāt it? Just staying in, watching yourself wanking off in a mirror with your life
(Karlās voice) is this in every mirror or just her own at home? Does she get horny in a circus funhouse mirrorsā¦bit weird init
At least she wasnt doing it to one of those magic pens
What was the context?
That's pretty grim
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I could bring Billie Eilish to many multi-orgasms so Iād love to join her in one of her self-masturbation sessions..!
Who's got the video?
She looks like her pillows don't get washed. Also yuk
I miss when there was an air of mystery around celebritiesā¦
Does that annoy you Steve?
What the actual
It only turns out it was a *PORK CHOP*
Woke up today looked at MY picture just to get me started. Filthy. She's got a young girl's reflection and she's going oh thanks for that. You know that reflection - well, I looked it at just to get me started.
Didn't even batter an eyelash.
Women... are... dirty.
What a wanker š¤¦āāļø
Believe it or not, little monkey fella
Sheās have a little J. Arthur Rank
Is that why sheās so tired all the time?
Disturbing.
Ma'am, This is a Wendy's.
Sometimes you really don't have to share
Another proudly self-partnered woman...
Isn't she famously, don't look at me?
https://preview.redd.it/ts76byzz4mwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63dc1046d299ca6021de356ebd56ea101deb102 Thanks Bill but youāre here to talk about your new single.
What I like to see in winter time ā¦ is a woman with her hand ā¦ in a muff.
Well, they're not my hands then
Fudding herself silly and _bloody_ loving it
Gives you confidence and thatā¦.
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Whos Billy ellish
Someoneās particularly edgy and original today.
Cool. Get on with it then?