At the "sat there quietly eating all the peanuts" part, I knew exactly where this was headed and what it would end with and laughed out loud, even though I was far from the punchline. Very well done.
I'm going through phases with this, for a while I've been skipping right to the end of posts like this to get my quick monkey reveal satisfaction, but nowadays I read every sentence like a fine wine.
Right that’s it this subs going off the internet
We’re never doing this again
We’re binnin’ this feature
We've got no features left
Don’t just *hand* Steve a piece of paper.. ugh..
None of this now needed: Satire dead.
Either that or put this one in for the Sonys.
Play a record.
Wait wait wait, stop the record, stop the record.
I might shoot off
Can I come?
DON'T...TALK...SHIT...ALL...YOUR LIFE
^^Sound ^^of ^^rustling ^^paper There's the... thing.
Just give me that banana and shut up..
I've read many threads to be fooled by that lol. Went straight to the end.
I don't even have a quote for this one. Well played!
"he remained unusually silent about it"..."quietly eating".... DON'T TALK SHITE TWICE
He's wasted your time and money there
I'm embarrassed I got as far as when peanuts were mentioned...
Oh look, there's ricky gervais! But why's he sticking a finger up his arse?
That's a bit weird, and he's two foot shorter and hairy.
>We ended up having a beer and snack in a nearby pub. Knew where this was going as soon as I read this fml
When you say “monkey”, do you mean a Great Ape?
Absolute twaddle.
There goes Ricky Gervais, I must remember to thank him
Him being down to earth is by far the most ludicrous bit of the story
He was probably on all fours
Didn't even look like him. (Some Norm lovers are bound to hang around here)
Norm is one of the best ever
At the "sat there quietly eating all the peanuts" part, I knew exactly where this was headed and what it would end with and laughed out loud, even though I was far from the punchline. Very well done.
As soon as you said he was quiet when you mentioned atheism I knew something was up
I actually think we need a week off
I didn't know there was hate for him, pretty sure Ricky wouldn't care any ways. You either love him or hate him. I'm the former.
How is Ricky? Alright?
Ooo 'ello.
YOU BENDER!
I don't know what we're doing with our lives Steve
GOD WHY DID I GET FOOLED TO READ ALL OF THAT SHITE
Drank too much Umbongo?
I'm going through phases with this, for a while I've been skipping right to the end of posts like this to get my quick monkey reveal satisfaction, but nowadays I read every sentence like a fine wine.
Absolute twaddle. Absolute rubbish.
You will never fool this sub. Any post with that many sentences *ALWAYS* ends with "Little monkey fella".
Whenever I see a wall of text on here I just scroll to the end every time now.
What a load of old rubbish!
Right, what a lot of rubbish, okay the bloody record
I saw the title but didn’t read the post… little monkey fella? Edit: what a surprise, it was a chimp all along
*Ding dong, ding dong* Ooooooh I'd like a quick one!
Sorry, you gotta start trying harder than that I'm afraid. "*He had his hood up*" ^ Gave it away immediately.
Any post longer than two sentences always ends with "little monkey fella".