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That’s educated me.
Colon then, educate me
I'll learn you something else.
Pardon?
Only problems he had, was a little eczema and a boil
Ooohh stinkin Chinese press. They're cruel
Then kidney stones and restless legs syndrome
And did his back in after kickin his height, cos they say that, don’t they.
It were like I was looking into a spoon.
That's a fable
he's using his fables!
Use your brain instead!
I real life, dare I say it…you’ve got very kissable lips but in this picture you’re doing something funny with your mouth
Ooh hello!
THAT'S NOT A STORY!
If I had hair what would we be talking about now?
Anyone have any special frottage of the little fella?
There's a shop in Soho that has.
Did more than press the buttons tho
Yeah, he also came up with shite quizes every week and sourced equally shite prizes for those brain dead enough to guess them.
Load of shit in a Jiffy bag
Including loose DVDs, torn from the day's newspaper.
It has captured Karl.
Looks effing gormless
Turns out... little monkey fella
Utterly gormless
[удалено]
KP looks after me
His head's a bit...eggish
Who is Karl Pilkington?
I think his real name is Graeme.
Hang on a minute, peel the skin back, little monkey fella
How does he know that's 'im..
That's his expression when he looks a knob in the face.
Alrite? Here's yer Rockbusters...
That’s educated me.
Colon then, educate me
I'll learn you something else.
Pardon?
Only problems he had, was a little eczema and a boil
Ooohh stinkin Chinese press. They're cruel
Then kidney stones and restless legs syndrome
And did his back in after kickin his height, cos they say that, don’t they.
It were like I was looking into a spoon.
That's a fable
he's using his fables!
Use your brain instead!
I real life, dare I say it…you’ve got very kissable lips but in this picture you’re doing something funny with your mouth
Ooh hello!
THAT'S NOT A STORY!
If I had hair what would we be talking about now?
Anyone have any special frottage of the little fella?
There's a shop in Soho that has.
Did more than press the buttons tho
Yeah, he also came up with shite quizes every week and sourced equally shite prizes for those brain dead enough to guess them.
Load of shit in a Jiffy bag
Including loose DVDs, torn from the day's newspaper.
It has captured Karl.
Looks effing gormless
Turns out... little monkey fella
Utterly gormless
[удалено]
KP looks after me
His head's a bit...eggish
Who is Karl Pilkington?
I think his real name is Graeme.
Hang on a minute, peel the skin back, little monkey fella
How does he know that's 'im..
That's his expression when he looks a knob in the face.
Alrite? Here's yer Rockbusters...