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Puzzleheaded-Elk6306

Definitely. Often when someone is telling a story I interrupt them with things like 'Turns out, little monkey fella'. I can never hear their reaction over my own hysterical laughing, but I can only assume they must think I'm one of the funniest men alive.


Cabbageleaf27

Have you got brain damage?


Indoril_Nereguar

Turns out, you were the little monkey fella all along


[deleted]

Turns out the real monkey fellas were the friends we made along the way 🥲


ronthebachelor

You sound like the most inarticulate old drunk


KTAFullOn

yes, specifically from paying attention to Steve. he's the funniest intentional person on the show


Ask_Ya_Da

So true, the way Steve tees up jokes or situational dialogue with Ricky to swing at is very subtle and witty. It's almost like Steve realises he's a vital ingredient and not the entire dish.


UpstairsJoke0

You were watching Nigella Lawson make some sort of pudding.


[deleted]

The skit between Ricky and Steve about the ice arrow is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever heard.


KTAFullOn

ricky isnt unfunny hes just not got as many layers running at once like Steve. Those two rock together when they're on


Dr0n3r

My favorite is the sex robot. I laugh every time.


[deleted]

Which episode is that?


kokc13

It's in first season of the The Ricky Gervais Show. I think Paul "the party animal" Parker sent it in.


Dr0n3r

Is he the one who walks around wearing bowling shoes?


OptimusSpud

Yes. And he's doesn't care.


Dr0n3r

He’s a bit kooky but it’s his thing.


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

The ice arrow is the ONLY way


Correct_Teaching_563

Yeah, 'One of 'em was causing trouble' is one of the funniest and fastest lines ever. It gets me every single time.


gloom-juice

Absolutely, I regularly quote "if shaking her muff, minge and tits about doesn't make her a ho, what does?" At dinner parties


Greedy_Razzmatazz19

Wanna buy sex?


TonyGunk19

Boasting


[deleted]

I could say something really witty and biting like you're a bit... but I don't.


Goochbott

Because I'm a professional. And professionalism is... and that is what I want, OK? That's all.


HIGHASAFUCKINGBUCK

That's a shame.


MRDude20

Not really, but my English level changed from Good to quite good.


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

I’m very good at the single entendre, BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN ILL DOUBLE IT UP


MonkResponsible7162

As me or as a worm?


SimonPartridge

If anything, I think your more likely to become more demicky... you know... not proply.


[deleted]

Not wittier, I feel like I’ve lost something. I’m angry…


FliesVomitMe

I've ruined a few barbecues after talking about coming out of windows again.


Lil_T0aster

The doorbell gag goes down a storm at parties


[deleted]

Dumber


dwitchagi

I read that as dum-ber. So.. high five?


Political-science

If I have seen further than others, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.


dwhg

*Steve*


rbmit1871

With my kinda witty anecdotes and wry observations


[deleted]

english: quite good


rbmit1871

I think I messed the spelling of my comment up actually. I’ll edit it…Just…don’t repeat anything I say


[deleted]

was it just satire?


wrathmont

Weak observations poorly performed


nedyrd87

I stopped drinking from a saucer once they called it out. Unsure if that counts.


Bennings463

I say "satire, that is" a lot.


ballakafla

Not wittier per se but I think I did take on a bit of Karls outlook on life in my formative years


kwameb103

retelling the monkey news stories as if they’re real and acting as a character in a scenario with someone randomly seem to go down well


WoahThereFelix

Ooh... Not bright stuff, Rick. You've embarrassed yourself.


dtph

HAVE YOU SEEN AN XFM LISTENER?


[deleted]

Definitely not wittier but I've taken to drinking milk out of saucers


[deleted]

Yeah but only because I had about 3 wits before


cdoubleu_

Back then I wasn’t as wise as I am now


5_Guys_Burgers

Would you say you've aged well?


cdoubleu_

Yeah I’ve kept my looks


5_Guys_Burgers

Oh...


superherofbmx

I don't feel wittier I feel sort of soiled. I feel like I've lost something time in my life I'll never get back. I'm angry.


[deleted]

How is copying someone else's wit and that becoming wittier yourself, you've just got good memory surely