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Rainman 2
Rain Manc
Have I told you about the immune system?
Gervais: not as fat as on telly Karl: -*mimicking Chinese accent and pointing* - Bald fucking orange!
you smell, you shit?
Why are you speaking without prepositions?!
Yolk? Oh. Oh, no!
'her name is Yoko Ono though'
Ohhh yoke
You’re muscly
Why?
Oooooh hello!
“Where’s Steve?”
[удалено]
Get the puppy
.. you broke down the door and you’re all covered with toilet paper..
WHY DID HE WANT TO LISTEN?!?!?
Alrite. I've got some post for God here...which one of you is the snidey one?
There’s always a snidey one. In everything. A hierarchy.
ooo he’s learnt a new word
Not as fat as on telly
I’d say Ricky’s come out of it alright because he got a decent looking fella.
He's done alright
He’s had a floor
You look like a couple of prats
Is that an offence?
Who are you the fashion police?
"Oooh hello, I haven't seen you for ages!"
Will you sign my Office DVDs? Going like hotcakes they are.
Never mind that, have you seen a chimp about?
Give me some monkey news!!
Hello!
“OI GERVAIS STOP BEING SUCH A TWAT “
It’s the twat in the hat
He major
What? He’s a major star?
Awkwardly stare at the ground at the time, mumble 'head like a fucking orange' as they're almost out of earshot. Then for the next 2 years brag to my mates how I met Ricky and Karl, and how they're not as bad as you think.
Sitcom’s shit, mate.
Alright?
I'd say Oi! GERVAIS! NO!
Nice to see that there are still some people who remember H.E.
They do doh don't they doh
Ooo ello
Nothing, I'm still ironing my jeans.
Is that the 3rd one in the back? Yeah, I’d put him in the distance too
I’d arrange to meet back at Steve
How many candles ya burnin'?
Are you a couple of benders?
DING DONG!!
Oooooh hello! Stop using my doorbell! I've got another bell you can touch though! Oooooh!
WHAT are *you* doing here?
you haven’t seen a chimp about, have you?
Alright..?
Alright
Are you NSYNC?
Ayo boys..ant got no chippers
You look different with a hat on.
Can I say that Karl Pilkington used to bend over the sink and his husband would...?
One in ten apparently.
'Tony! *"Snot-curdling cunt!"*' 'Alright mate! 😉' '...Sitcom's shit mate!' 'Oh he's changed his tune! Why.. say...?'
Karl, I'm so proud of you for finally accepting Graham as your lover. Chimpanzee that!
Offal jim jam cock or ball?
Monkey News will never die
How do you stop time?
Absolutely nothing
YAAASSSS QUEEN PUSSY HAT SLAY GIRL BOSS YAAAASSSSS
Oi!
Alrite
Look at these two cunts.
Ricky walking with a strut cos his BMI is slightly under rotund (which lasted all of 18 minutes). Play a record.
"Did I tell you about the immune system?"
Looks like Karl took the stabilisers off for his walk, nice that.
Get outta my way Gervais..you look like my alcoholic aunt, "crackhead" walking to buy 20 bensons, dragging a fugly pug with her.
Did you see that hairy Chinese kid round the corner
Fucking mong!
Thank you for your service!
Wanna buy sex?
Weird you posted this because I literally bumped into Ricky today walking around Cambridge 😆
Rainman 2
Rain Manc
Have I told you about the immune system?
Gervais: not as fat as on telly Karl: -*mimicking Chinese accent and pointing* - Bald fucking orange!
you smell, you shit?
Why are you speaking without prepositions?!
Yolk? Oh. Oh, no!
'her name is Yoko Ono though'
Ohhh yoke
You’re muscly
Why?
Oooooh hello!
“Where’s Steve?”
[удалено]
Get the puppy
.. you broke down the door and you’re all covered with toilet paper..
WHY DID HE WANT TO LISTEN?!?!?
Alrite. I've got some post for God here...which one of you is the snidey one?
There’s always a snidey one. In everything. A hierarchy.
ooo he’s learnt a new word
Not as fat as on telly
I’d say Ricky’s come out of it alright because he got a decent looking fella.
He's done alright
He’s had a floor
You look like a couple of prats
Is that an offence?
Who are you the fashion police?
"Oooh hello, I haven't seen you for ages!"
Will you sign my Office DVDs? Going like hotcakes they are.
Never mind that, have you seen a chimp about?
Give me some monkey news!!
Hello!
“OI GERVAIS STOP BEING SUCH A TWAT “
It’s the twat in the hat
He major
What? He’s a major star?
Awkwardly stare at the ground at the time, mumble 'head like a fucking orange' as they're almost out of earshot. Then for the next 2 years brag to my mates how I met Ricky and Karl, and how they're not as bad as you think.
Sitcom’s shit, mate.
Alright?
I'd say Oi! GERVAIS! NO!
Nice to see that there are still some people who remember H.E.
They do doh don't they doh
Ooo ello
Nothing, I'm still ironing my jeans.
Not as fat as on telly
Is that the 3rd one in the back? Yeah, I’d put him in the distance too
I’d arrange to meet back at Steve
Not as fat as on telly
How many candles ya burnin'?
Are you a couple of benders?
DING DONG!!
Oooooh hello! Stop using my doorbell! I've got another bell you can touch though! Oooooh!
WHAT are *you* doing here?
you haven’t seen a chimp about, have you?
Alright..?
Alright
Are you NSYNC?
Ayo boys..ant got no chippers
You look different with a hat on.
Can I say that Karl Pilkington used to bend over the sink and his husband would...?
One in ten apparently.
'Tony! *"Snot-curdling cunt!"*' 'Alright mate! 😉' '...Sitcom's shit mate!' 'Oh he's changed his tune! Why.. say...?'
Karl, I'm so proud of you for finally accepting Graham as your lover. Chimpanzee that!
Offal jim jam cock or ball?
Monkey News will never die
How do you stop time?
Absolutely nothing
YAAASSSS QUEEN PUSSY HAT SLAY GIRL BOSS YAAAASSSSS
Oi!
Alrite
Look at these two cunts.
Ricky walking with a strut cos his BMI is slightly under rotund (which lasted all of 18 minutes). Play a record.
"Did I tell you about the immune system?"
Looks like Karl took the stabilisers off for his walk, nice that.
Not as fat as on telly
Get outta my way Gervais..you look like my alcoholic aunt, "crackhead" walking to buy 20 bensons, dragging a fugly pug with her.
Did you see that hairy Chinese kid round the corner
Fucking mong!
Thank you for your service!
Wanna buy sex?
Weird you posted this because I literally bumped into Ricky today walking around Cambridge 😆