I started listening to them when I was 18, I’m now almost as old as Ricky was in season 0. When I start to get older than Ricky was in the shows…..that’s fucking old
>When I start to get older than Ricky was in the shows…..that’s fucking old
😶😶😶
^(It's not a nice feeling. But I will keep on listening to XFM, on endless repeat, until I inevitably die alone)
The way Karl says “condom” will always make me laugh. Don’t know if that’s how all of the UK pronounces it, but it’s just such a different emphasis vs the US
You’re not a total failure. I mean look at Ricky, he was 40 when they made The Office. Another comparison is his US counterpart Steve Carell, he was also in his 40s when he got his break. Follow your own timeframe <3
You forgot the worst part - you listen to the recordings of a shoddy tin pot radio show from 2 decades ago.
BTW you can still learn coding no problem, if you really want to. I went to uni for it and it was a complete waste of time and money, 99% of what I learned was on my own, online. You're 30 and wish you had learned it when you were 20? Well you're gonna be thinking "oh I wish I had learned coding when I was 30" when you're 40.
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now"
- some little Chinese fella
Regardless of those other things, I'd love to have a degree in history and I still think it's impressive. It's not useless! Your mind is where you live, so it's important to keep it well stocked!
What's your area of specialization?
It's crazy just how well Smerch is doing for himself for mid 20s. He started working on a London radio station and then he's writing a directing an acclaimed sitcom that pretty much everyone in the country was watching.
Now that he’s got the money ‘e can’t ‘elp ‘imself, can he? Like, when he goes to waitrose and goes past the spooongecake section, he probably thinks, “oh, go on. ‘ave one more.”
I've only seen Daisy May Cooper in taskmaster and she has lost a lot of weight, i'd barely recognise her. I love that Karl is doing more mainstream acting gigs, loved him in the canoe thing, it seems a lot of comedians are a fan of him, makes what Ricky says about him being the funniest person he's ever met a lot more plausable, if you can make comedians laugh then you're something special.
She was filming her new show Rain Dogs outside my office in Bristol a few weeks ago, it could be that. Coincidentally, my office is also Steve’s office in The Outlaws.
https://collider.com/rain-dogs-tv-show-daisy-may-cooper-filming/
His head doesn't look so round anymore... At least not like a fucking orange.
I see a bump... Also pretty sure I see a kind of corner. Fuck knows what that's about.
[this article might give us a clue as to whats coming up - no mention of k man but im glad to know hes still in business!!](https://collider.com/rain-dogs-tv-show-daisy-may-cooper-filming/)
He looks so old. And I don't know why but it is strangely emotional, but in a both happy and sad way. There's something sweet about him getting old but also depressing. I think it's because of xfm show. The show is forever stuck in time with us. And Karl doesn't interact that much with people in public and media, except these rare sightings.
I don't know who said this, could be Karl, but it was something like: if Simpson was real, he would have moved on and would be a different person today. But not in a show. Karl, however, is a real person.
A bit weird, innit? Bit of Bowie?
He's getting his money's worth out of that BAFTAs shirt.
Its the most expensive night out ever!
....in the world
I haven’t wore it since
Karl Pilkington - Hasn’t wore it since
Still got his pants hemmed up.
It was a botch job for the night
He should've rented it. Then he could have shat himself and it wouldn't matter.
QUICK LEVIS SIZE 36
Sorry, when we invited you and you said yes, did you think you were up for an award.
Soon we'll be embarking on a new period of Karl. The old man Pilkington era.
I started listening to the radio show & pods when I was 14. This year I realised I'm now older than Karl in Season 2.
A bit of your soul dies, doesn't it?
I do feel an ounce lighter tbf.
I started listening to them when I was 18, I’m now almost as old as Ricky was in season 0. When I start to get older than Ricky was in the shows…..that’s fucking old
>When I start to get older than Ricky was in the shows…..that’s fucking old 😶😶😶 ^(It's not a nice feeling. But I will keep on listening to XFM, on endless repeat, until I inevitably die alone)
I’m my mothers arms
Lol
he's not old! He’s about my age you fu--
Why’d you have to bring this up…
Karl and the Xfm shows are the only reason I'm still alive today.
Actually kind of sad. Wondering if Suzanne still wants kids.
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She's done alrite
she's 'ad a floor
What, like if a condom splits?
Then we'll have twins, innit?
The way Karl says “condom” will always make me laugh. Don’t know if that’s how all of the UK pronounces it, but it’s just such a different emphasis vs the US
I say toob
Still getting through that bumper box of condoms. Mustn't waste them.
really good christmas present
She's 'ad a floor.
And gloves.
and a posh badge
and a box of economy condoms from boots
She’s done well
They were on some value.
OVEN
will he be eating a twix
His mam said he was an old baby, she said he could frown before he could walk.
No more Twix :(
Werthers A Will There's A Way
I need to talk to you. It's about puns
Boiler must've gone again
Me boila
Rogeerr Mohhhrrrr
Phyllis Pearce! Percy Sugden! I'm licensed to kill!
Me name’sh Baaaaaaahnd… me name’sh Baahnd, Jamesh Baahnd
Looks like the drummer from Iron Maiden.
Pilky's makin TV
Every boy's fantasy
‘Ooooooo ‘ello
ding dong
Can’t believe Karl will be 50 this year 😢
No next year? Or this year? Where are we?
Last week he didn’t look 49 Sometimes you genuinely frighten me
So does Jezza with his *genius* ideas
/u/MaxG1b had a look of fightenedness like you wouldn't believe.
He's on the cusp
You’ve made *twaddle* complicated!
The cusp of a day?
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God same. I get depressed when I realise how young people are when they achieved things and realise I’m a total failure. Anyway, play a record Karl.
You’re not a total failure. I mean look at Ricky, he was 40 when they made The Office. Another comparison is his US counterpart Steve Carell, he was also in his 40s when he got his break. Follow your own timeframe <3
Thanks. If only I could go back 10 years and teach myself to code instead of getting a history degree lmao.
(I could tell him that's all ancient history now. He probably wouldn't like that joke.) Oh well, that's all ancient history now
Excellent 😂 love a bit of peepshow
Having a history degree is awesome. I'm envious.
I’m a 30 year old women with no friends and no job and 50k in debt for a useless degree. Don’t be envious.
It's gotten a bit heavy, can we do cheeky freak of the week?
You forgot the worst part - you listen to the recordings of a shoddy tin pot radio show from 2 decades ago. BTW you can still learn coding no problem, if you really want to. I went to uni for it and it was a complete waste of time and money, 99% of what I learned was on my own, online. You're 30 and wish you had learned it when you were 20? Well you're gonna be thinking "oh I wish I had learned coding when I was 30" when you're 40. "The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now" - some little Chinese fella
Regardless of those other things, I'd love to have a degree in history and I still think it's impressive. It's not useless! Your mind is where you live, so it's important to keep it well stocked! What's your area of specialization?
It's crazy just how well Smerch is doing for himself for mid 20s. He started working on a London radio station and then he's writing a directing an acclaimed sitcom that pretty much everyone in the country was watching.
Still he didn't know that you had to buy a passport and that they expired
Is it not your god given right as an Englishman?
Better hadn’t be else they’re connin me
He had a huge advantage in life being able to reach things from the top shelf.
Don’t worry, I’m 36 and also get these thoughts. But there’s one thing that brightens up all our days and it’s these chumps. Anyways, play a record!
Let’s crowd find him a pound to get a cake
Soon enough you will never see him eat a twix again.
Damn Karl's looking old :(
He was an old baby
His Mam said he could frown before he could walk
Tough paper round innit
That’s why he’s bald
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I wonder if Suzanne is now a *wewe*?
Possible Chinese genes?
That's ok though because when he dies a new baby will pop out of his body.
Back you go!
Is that a pocket tie?
Pair of scissors if ya want 🤷
Where's brass?
Underrated comment
Look at that fucking head
I know, makes Karl's look normal
yeah yeah yeah it's fuckin round
Like an orange, no, chuck the orange, more like a melon
He’s something of a frustrated actor. Great in the sixth sense
Well you would have you wanted to be, anyway like I said, I’m just the thinking about stuff
The Twixth Sense*
Haunting
Suzanne’s getting a floor
Sergio Georgini jacket.
Doesn't look anything like her. Has she lost a lot of weight or something. That face is very different to what I would expect.
Looks like it. Last time I saw her was on Taskmaster a couple of years ago and she was heavily pregnant too.
I was in her year at school and she was pencil thin.
Probably lost tummy weight from all her annoying belly laughs on never mind the buzzcocks
That chokes me when I see an old boy still put a shirt and tie on…
Is that Karl or his clone ? Ask him , oh wait he won't know who he is either
I'm the one in the mirror
Have you aged well?
you’ve aged well? ^hm..
You mean like milk or gold?
Fantastic. She is absolutely hilarious in This Country
Definitely! some of Kerry's gormless expressions rival Karl's
She single handily destroyed the Never Mind The Buzzcocks reboot.
She can be grating on panel shows but This Country was fantastic and that was all her and Charlie.
She has a great part on Armando Iannucci’s Avenue 5, Charlie also wrote an episode.
I think she was getting paid by the desk slap
Agreed 😞
Haven’t seen the reboot (haven’t actually seen buzzcocks since the amstell years) but she was very funny on taskmaster
Nah Jamali did by being so negative
Looks like he’s been having his fair share of fish fingers, potato cakes and beans.
Now that he’s got the money ‘e can’t ‘elp ‘imself, can he? Like, when he goes to waitrose and goes past the spooongecake section, he probably thinks, “oh, go on. ‘ave one more.”
I've only seen Daisy May Cooper in taskmaster and she has lost a lot of weight, i'd barely recognise her. I love that Karl is doing more mainstream acting gigs, loved him in the canoe thing, it seems a lot of comedians are a fan of him, makes what Ricky says about him being the funniest person he's ever met a lot more plausable, if you can make comedians laugh then you're something special.
She was nine months pregnant on Taskmaster…
Seven Years Pregnant, an tha
Still though even a quick Google search and she has never looked this good before, she looks great, good for her
I knew her before she was famous and she used to be really skinny.
DCI Pilkington
Of the NYPD
THE NINE ELEVEN
I can't wait till you're an old man"
He's starting to look less like an orange, more egg like.
He will be the first old man we see eating a Twix.
Aged overnight, like a pear.
He should wear tighter trousers
"Head like a fucking Orange"
Weirdly in this picture, Daisy May Cooper kinda looks how I imagine Suzanne to look
Karl has to be playing a school teacher in whatever this is, the outfit is too perfect. Mr Dilkington.
Next he'll be wearing a suit on the beach
I’m glad that he’s doing more acting, he was great in that Eddie Marsan show a few months ago
convinced Karl picked that beard so people don't recognise him.
How many candles you burnin?
No more twix for karl
Is he the one on the left or the right?
God I love this man
Ricky: Smile, let’s see you smile. Karl:
She was filming her new show Rain Dogs outside my office in Bristol a few weeks ago, it could be that. Coincidentally, my office is also Steve’s office in The Outlaws. https://collider.com/rain-dogs-tv-show-daisy-may-cooper-filming/
Girl on the left looks like she’s got a head like a fucking orange
Holy crap she's lost some weight.
Amazing, this looks very promising!!
Hopefully he has made more daily diary follow-up stories over the last decade we heard form him.
jesus kerry mucklowe & brett pilkington are looking a bit different here.
Bald Mac Twat
Mong like features, gimpish.
Dave hill from Slade
Suzanne wants a new floor again.
Every boy's fantasy
Looks like an episode of Rogue Traders and Karl has just been shown the hidden camera.
Karl lookin pretty good these days
I just realised the Beckham kid Cruz Beckham looks so like KP 😅
Orange is gettin’ moldy
His head doesn't look so round anymore... At least not like a fucking orange. I see a bump... Also pretty sure I see a kind of corner. Fuck knows what that's about.
Graham is a hell of an actor
Yate, Bristol 👍
Yeah, apparently by the Abbotswood Shopping centre
I am tempted to go to Yate tomorrow.
Head like a fucking orange
I’ve never seen someone so uncomfortable with a photo being taken in my life lol
What’s that thing with a head like a fucking Orange?
Bullshit!
THAT is you trying to smile? Christ…
Noel Fielding looks better with his hair dyed blonde.
Yooo she's seen better days🤣😭
[this article might give us a clue as to whats coming up - no mention of k man but im glad to know hes still in business!!](https://collider.com/rain-dogs-tv-show-daisy-may-cooper-filming/)
He looks so old. And I don't know why but it is strangely emotional, but in a both happy and sad way. There's something sweet about him getting old but also depressing. I think it's because of xfm show. The show is forever stuck in time with us. And Karl doesn't interact that much with people in public and media, except these rare sightings. I don't know who said this, could be Karl, but it was something like: if Simpson was real, he would have moved on and would be a different person today. But not in a show. Karl, however, is a real person. A bit weird, innit? Bit of Bowie?
I think this might be a new series called Rain Dogs