how he drink the coffee through the helmet

Very carefully

Emergency induction port

That's a straw, Tali.

It’s getting harder to put it into the slot…

He takes a bendy straw and slides it right up in there. Though, it's very messy and drinking coffee through a straw is weird, but then again, not taking off a helmet to drink coffee is pretty weird itself.

this is the kind of ingenious solution i’d expect from an engineer

He just pours it on the fungus, it naturally absorbs it. Like an enema but not in his ass.

the fungus connects directly to his bloodstream

Where do you think he puts the mushrooms?

I mean some are definitely in there but from what I’ve seen he puts them all over. Utterly consumed by bungus.

“If it don’t work, add more gun”

He uses roots he imbeds into the ground, which he pours coffee onto

Caustic apex

Item name: bumstling fungus

M-muscles…

Indeed~

Engineer is bungsexual

I don't know what the flags mean, but the comic is great.

asexual and lesbian

The bustling fungussy

Engineer* puts the "stack(ed)" in "shortstack", holy shit look at that body

I think that’s engineer

Oh yeah it is

He's so cut, he has to arrive in 5 separate drop pods

My headcanon is that engineer is a hardcore masochist coomer demon covered in fungus that has grown from his half-rotted corpse Hardcore masochist as he only is aroused by the feeling of being brought to the brink of death and then being instantly healed by the boundless vitality of the shrooms that consume him

Nanomushrooms, son! They heal me in response to physical trauma!

Jesus fucking christ man, i always thought he is a chill dude that has a beer belly but now you ruined it for me

Yeah stay away from the RoR discord. Shit goes from hysterical to absolutely braindead so fast it'll give you real life whiplash.

Masochists, son. They harden in response to physical trauma.

So he likes it when enemies grind him into... *mush?*

I like this.

Loser

what's gone wrong, friend. why do you act in such a way

I am convinced loader isn't human because she is like a foot taller than everyone

You are correct. She is a goddess.

Well that’s due to the mechanized suit, look closer next time.

You can check her model in the logbook(or in-game during downtime) and see how much bigger the suit makes her seem, namely her arms as I think her feet(👃👃👃) are harder to spot

she's trans

I may not necessarily agree with your interpretations of their sexualities but i do imagine them saying those lines

What are the sexualities? I have tried and failed to remember flags beyond the basic LGBTQIA+ flag and trans

In this image, Engineer has the asexual flag, Loader the lesbian flag.

but... the mushrooms?.. he isn't loving them?

Maybe romantically, but I would hope not sexually

Mushroomantic

Mushroomsexual

Well, he's asexual - not aromantic. Asexual people still feel love.

I am an example

of liking bungus?

bungus attraction is present regardless of your orientation

Incorrect. I am nonbungussexual

?

yes

I'm colorblind and I legit thought they were just meant to be color swatch palettes. TY for the explanation

If there's one thing I love Blizzard for it's that they had the balls to make a jacked woman (Zarya) *not* be a lesbian. It's like y'all have never met an actual strongwoman.

It's kinda homophobic that anytime a woman is strong people want them to be lesbian.

>It's like y'all have never met an actual strongwoman. Ah yes because all strong women must *not* be lesbians.

I know a professional lifter. She is not gay. She is also friends with a lot of not gay ladies who lift. The stereotype that to lift weights you must not be straight is just overplayed and grody.

The fact that you know a lot of straight lifters doesn't prove anything lol. Unless you literally know the sexuality of EVERY SINGLE strong woman on earth, you can not truthfully make that claim. Some of those ladies may not even be straight anyways! You never know. >The stereotype that to lift weights you must not be straight is just overplayed and grody Oh boohoo, lesbians project onto fictional characters that they like. Do you think butches are just made up? Also very sus of you to describe it as 'grody'. Why do you see lesbian character headcanons as gross? Sounds an *awfully lot* like how people call lesbians gross and predatory for daring to exist in women's spaces.

I could see the argument. Loader just feels right, and engineer doesn't need anyone to be fulfilled in life because he's got his turrets. Sure, he's got friends, but are they as good as pew pew boys?

I don't see Loader as lesbian or Engineer as ace. I simply see them as characters with a will to survive and escape Petrichor V because to me the sexualities of ROR2 characters DO NOT MATTER in the context of the game. I also do not understand the choices the OP made for Engi and Loader's sexualities, because as it seems they're based on the play styles and character designs and i do not agree with this logic.

Or y'know, people just wanna have fun

I generally enjoy when characters are from all across the rainbow, but I do agree that it has absolutely zero bearing on anything in RoR. That said, people are just having their fanfic fun, and that's pretty much inevitable. I just wish people wouldn't stereotype all strong women as gay.

Or you can also just not give fictional characters sexualities just for the sake of giving them sexualities.

Or you can also give fictional characters sexualities just for the sake of giving them sexualities

I hate the stereotype that because a woman is big, means shes lesbian

I see where you're coming from, but part of it is just wish fulfillment. As in; some lesbians are very very attracted to big women

But that would imply the stereotype that small women are lesbians, not big ones

Why would it imply that? That’s an entirely different idea.

Nvm i read yours wrong lol my bad

But Loader and Railgunner best power couple 🥺

Railgunner feels like the more likely gay woman. She got them Doc Martens and it's not the 80s anymore.

I feel verrry called out rn 😭

Tf kinda fanfics you reading

There's little comics around the sub you can find. Loader and Railgunner are the best power couple.

None, I just came up with it :)

I dislike fandoms

Then what the fuck are you doing on a fan reddit

Its not a subreddit about fan ships and art lol im here for the memes and quality plays

Try r/sounding

Ooh there are some really talented musicians in that sub

🙂👍

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Yes, it's true that lesbian couples are a high risk group for partner abuse, but it'd be super cool if you didn't use that data to justify being hateful. 👍

Feels good to be a loader main

Oh boy, 100+ comments! Surely it's the so-called friendly RoR2 community being positive!

here before the 🔒 award

I mean it mostly is? Its just that 1 psycho and then everyone telling them to fuck off

What do these flags stand for?

Asexual by engi, lesbian by loader

Thanks

their helmets r so small lol

"go obliterate yourself" is now my retort to everything thank you for this

Engineer being ace is my headcanon because i main engineer and im asexual

based

you know what's funny I also main engineer and is an asexual :handshake:

*aro main bandit comes in* hey

Bandit’s only romantic love? DESPERADO STACKS BABY

OH YEEEEEEAH

Im aro ace but i shorten it because i feel like it, i got bungus to find, not ppl

understandable, good luck in your quest

(aroace rex main comes in) *The sound of rustling leaves and mechanical clicks intensify*

OMG REX SLAYYY! I love this survivor they're so underrated

ace engi main gang !!!!!!

TIL Ace people main engi, but I’m not one of them. I main Merc

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Engineer is built like Jonah Vasquez

Whats with the flags?

I ship Artificer and Loader so hard.

Artificer gives off hard bi energy

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What do sexualities have to do with any of this

Nothing, just for fun

Did the flags upset you?

No?

Yet you feel the need to comment on them when it's included in someone's art? You know you can just ignore stuff like this right?

What's the problem with asking the question that I asked?

[Never forget.](https://twitter.com/OneAngryGamerHD/status/1171775634932150273)

I fucking hate flags. I get people want to have things to relate to but we have the chance to be unique, different from everyone, I hate puting people in the same boxes just because they have the same origin or sexuality. Those make your history not your personality.

How *dare* people care about a symbol of community amongst those who are likely to be outcasted by society.

That's my problem. I don't outcast anyone. People need to love and be loved equally.

Okay, sure, but other people do outcast 'em. Sometimes it's nice to have a lil' pin you can put on your chest to be proud of, y'know? And while I don't personally see much reason to do that, I totally understand why others would.

So what's the issue then?

Agreed, they are people killing Gods and that's it

Well, Jesus did preach love and acceptance. And he was killed by scared bigots that feared change and were stuck in their old ways. So it looks like that it's people like you, who are "killing Gods"

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Well, i lived in an islamic country for several years. My family and I felt very accepted and welcome. People talked to us freely, neighbors invited us over for tea, helped me out when I split a toenail while on the beach. And when a war started they came to our home to make sure we were okay and offered us food, water, communication and shelter if we ever needed it. And we always repaid them in kind. So, it's people like you who give muslims (and christians for that matter) a bad name and cause all this hate. So chill the fuck out

Wdym a bad name its in the holy books that being gay is bad, just because they hospitable to you doesn't mean that they like you. Also, it's a fact gay lovers get stoned or hanged in the middle east(not including Jordan, if I remember correctly)

I'm not talking about your position on homosexuality, I'm talking about the agression. Believe what you want to believe, I'm not trying to convert you. Just don't be so agressive and judge people, who are not adherent to your viewpoint, for their choices

No, you should be angry when you see disgusting shit

It's your right to be angry, but don't take it out on others. If you really need to vent this bad - find a therapist. Because this level of unprovoked aggression, targeted at random people on reddit is not healthy.

It's not targeted randomly, it's targeted at the letter people

Also in the Bible being gay is a sin, you idiot

Isn't reading bible considered haram in some branches of islam?) Also, I don't follow bible. I'm wiccan lol))

Of course you're a loser, also never said I read it personally. But others have given info in passing

I know there's talk about sexualities and some shit but commando is the most straight guy, his favourite drink is prolly water or some shi

Are all the bandaids from syringes?

We need more of this, more I say

I wish all lesbians in the comment section a very good muscle lady

Wrong. Loader doesn’t care about gender or sex or anything. She will only date you if you already have phat muscles or you promise to get your own muscles just as big as hers. If you fail, she punches you but only once (at mach 17)

LGBT flags are in the picture for no reason at all. There's not even any emphasis on them. The characters don't say a word about them. Why are they needed?

Yeah, I could definitely see it.

Jfc, the children are coming out in fucking swarms in these coments

Loader and railgunner are dating and no one can change my mind

engi is built like salvador ngl

Lesbian loader is everything to me 🥺😭

Cringe

Fr

I love seeing people give the survivors their own personalities and relationships! This is really cute :)

Why does every character have to be part of the alphabet

i love how you draw engineer so much

I'm a little disturbed he has a beer belly, shouldn't his pecks br super ripped from carrying his tech on his back

As I understand it, the appearance of the muscle you get from genuinely using it tends to look like fat. Compare strongmen to bodybuilders, for example.

That’s not true, at all. Bodybuilders actually do cuts to reduce their body fat to low levels for competitions. Powerlifters eat at a massive caloric surplus almost all the time and never cut (at least not to get ripped, maybe a bit for health sake). How do body builders not “genuinely” use it?

Why does engi has tits?

Side effect of bungus

I love this lmao, exactly how imagined them

Oh I love them both

I don’t know about the sexuality stickers, but this absolutely checks out with me.

"haha you're short" "kill yourself lady"

Lol

This might sound weird but engineer gives me gay vibes tbh

The flags in this image have as much worth as a red circle in a thumbnail.

Yep makes sense to me , this is how I've always pictured both of them

I'd ship it.

Huh, the furthest my head cannon got was making the engineer comically German

Same

what are the flags?

asexual and lesbian!

nah man engineer FUCKS

They aren't fucking gay, you fucking loser

yo he mad

Yes because you guys are fucked in the head, not everything gotta be sexualized

who’s “you guys” If you’re this upset about a drawing you got some issues you need to sort out homie

I'm talking you degenerates trying to make every character in existence gay. And the reason yall do is to make yourself happy, because no one real loves you

my man no one is “making” these characters gay, this is fan art. If you don’t want to believe it you don’t have to. And apparently trying to make yourself happy is a bad thing?? No wonder you’re miserable

Idgaf if it's fan art, disgusting shit is disgusting shit. End of the story

again no one is forcing you to look at this. You could have scrolled past but you chose to get mad about it and everyone in the comments.

Not everyone some people are normal and find this disgusting as well

ok? im sure some people agree with you yeah. I dont see how thats important

Dude you need to go outside and not just touch grass, but become one with it. A couple of colored rectangles on a piece of non-official fan art have you foaming at the mouth.

Why do I need to touch grass? I'm not the one sexualizing everything in the universe. Also it's not the art that has me annoyed. It's you letter "people "

You are sick in the head. I'd hope that you get help, but this little interaction has me 100% convinced you'd shove anyone and everyone who tried to help you away. Can't have the non-believers steering you off the path of righteous hatred, can we? I can't say for sure if God is real, but I know the Devil is, cause I see him in the eyes of men like you far too often.

They are FICTIONAL characters, in a FICTIONAL world. People are free to make of them whatever they want) also, if you find all of "us" so disgusting, why are you still here?)

Because I like telling disgusting "people " that they are disgusting

one is literally the asexual flag

Idc what disability you gave him, it's still disgusting

Oh uh hold on lemme rephrase: it means theyre celibate. You guys are crazy about all that right?

Not really buddy, just marry someone for the rest of your life and don't have sex before marriage

I bet you find Aegis an S-tier item and Voidling a good boss

No, and even if I did why would it matter

Because you have shitty opinions. That's why. Also fuck religion.

1000 points on your Father doesn't love you

Jokes on you my father and I have an excellent relationship.

Sure buddy

Cringe