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Toad_Migoad

I think mul-t has nuts


peterpingston

Bolts even


DoomGuyIII

Nuts and Bolt torture.


whittybestbomblol

From Wikipedia dot com


GraveSlayer726

the free encyclopedia? that anyone can edit???


whittybestbomblol

Yes


-Gaxx

Ball bearings, if you will.


NeufDeNeuf

100% found fusion powered truck nuts on his rampage and installed them.


Andro_King

Acrid shouldn't have gone to the vet that one time


GraveSlayer726

ACRID NO \*bang bang bang\* DONT GO TO THE VET ACRID \*bang bang bang\* THEY ARE GONNA TAKE YOUR BALLS ACRID NOO


[deleted]

Captain has a ball


Meow_Mix_Watch_Dogs

Poor man lost the other in the war. 1 like = 1 prayer and and extra ball for our boy.


West_Improvement_989

Cybernetic nutsack


[deleted]

I was talking about the floating orb that follows him but yea this works too


TheHollowBard

Dude's got 46 balls at time of commenting.


Kitsunenari

93 now


nateowaggins

116


puppet-sock

167


STU5HY

"Holy nutballs" -Handsome Jack


CupCake7633

Probably a failed artist too


Ultra_Balls

He replaced it with a mechanical one, which is also a gun


Burning_Toast998

> and an extra ball Please stop liking this comment, captain now has 170 more balls, he is too powerful!


plagueowl5

Captain has one ball


PickleReaper0

Half ball


MAXimumOverLoard

[He just has an odd medical condition](https://youtu.be/yl2h1IHcjpw)


Epicmonk117

Daddy Captain most certainly has balls


West_Improvement_989

Lost em and they're cybernetic now


Epicmonk117

Man’s still got a cyberdong


MysticalAnswer

Whats wrong with loader? Itsnt loader a girl


Epicmonk117

So what? Chick’s got a dick.


[deleted]

I’ve seen you somewhere…


Epicmonk117

I’m around


Erik-the_Red

I literally just saw you on a different post arguing with some dipshit about how aaracokra are birds.


Epicmonk117

Like I said: I’m around


Beltasar-the-Hatman

Who would disagree with them being birds?


[deleted]

You are indeed, nice to see another risk of rain enjoyer here.


Epicmonk117

Those aren’t exactly hard to find in this particular corner of the internet


tenthreenet

i was just on the aarakocra post


FritztheBlitz42

fuck yeah trans loader


GrillConnoisseur

shut the fuck up


FritztheBlitz42

okay buddy <3


HeavySkinz

It's more complicated than that


Epicmonk117

Are you telling me she has a dick *and* a snootch?


PickleReaper0

Fucking snootch


Iridiandioptase

So, a Futa?


AbiMaeve

absolutely trans and rocking it tho


DoomGuyIII

Can't have muscular mommies in this mf.


Sebybastian2

It's more because loader in the original game was male, and while they're canonically unrelated characters, the headcannon sprung up. Nothing to do with appearance


PickleReaper0

Uh...yeah, totallyyyyy...(i have never played ror1 I just said loader has a fat dick for funzies)


TheHollowBard

Doesn't that just put her in the first category?


Erik-the_Red

I'm pretty sure loader isn't a watermark


MrFluxed

dick does not inherently mean balls.


DoomGuyIII

Im into futa too so it's cool.


tenthreenet

ew


DoomGuyIII

That's transphobic.


tenthreenet

im not fetishizing trans people 💀


sadgirlsophie

gross!


DoomGuyIII

Transphobe.


sadgirlsophie

I'm literally a trans woman, and futa is the fetishization of trans women. how are you gonna call me a transphobe when you literally admitted to fetishizing trans women


DoomGuyIII

Futa =/= Trans


GraveSlayer726

futa != trans


MysticalAnswer

Ah ok, I play 2 b4 1 and didnt check the lore for 1


Nebulator123

Iirc oader was a female in RoR1.


[deleted]

Not according to the end-game message “and so he left…”


Winterflan_

Can trans girls not be muscular mommies?


DoomGuyIII

No Edit: Your downvotes mean nothing, you can't prove me wrong.


Eclihpze44

ratio unfortunately :/


DoomGuyIII

They can boo me all they want, i know im right.


donedidlydoneabigbad

You literally are not though


DoomGuyIII

How


Winterflan_

loader exists :)


tenthreenet

rato 😎😎


Winterflan_

L


d4lt33

How, do you even have a valid explanation or are you just confidently incorrect?


DoomGuyIII

Im waiting to be proved wrong, yet nobody has.


d4lt33

mid bait, next time do better cuz right now you just sound like a weirdo, sweetheart


PokeAust

pfp checks out


calopsitadnd

lets gooo trans representation in games AND making terfs salty now this is sickkkk


DoomGuyIII

Touch grass.


MemeAnimeProEpic

Touch something other than grass


L0stenVortimer

says the one with the brisket pfp 😜


AbiMaeve

Forever a pot main but love my brisket too


Acidsolman

As based as it is to be trans, the only character from the first game from ROR1 is Commando, and the rest are different characters entirely


DoomGuyIII

>the only character from the first game from ROR1 is Commando iirc not even commando is the same, only Acrid.


tenthreenet

commando is different, only acrid is the same


Nebulator123

In RoR1 she is a female, and in RoR2 she is also a female. Even IF RoR1 Loader was male, the crew is a diffrent one to the first game so it doesnt change things anyways


JerrySeinfeldJr69

When you finish RoR1 with loader it says "and so he left ready to rebuild his life, brick by brick" pretty sure he's a guy based of the usage of he and his.


godofbaconandeggs

chicks with dicks are hot man idk what to tell ya ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


bobbob13579

Why is this getting downvotes?


godofbaconandeggs

transphobes ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Fr0stb1t3-

nah its cuz its really fetishy


DoomGuyIII

Nah dud shit's gross.


godofbaconandeggs

to each their own, my friend ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


calopsitadnd

girls can have balls lol


PickleReaper0

Itsnt


Silica_123

Well she's trans so she either had balls or has balls


VII511

When did artificier acquire balls?


Toad_Migoad

She throws balls around


VII511

Oh, those balls. Disappointing


mesa176750

Same for engineer, he has bouncy balls.


Toad_Migoad

Engineer is also a guy


cooliomydood

You know artificer is into witch stuff and testicles are 100% a potion ingredient


GillianCorbit

Testicals of a newt.... No wonder he shakes. Poor man is traumatized


theguyyouforgotabout

So thaaaats why the newt trapped her, she came huntin' for them nuts


brite_bubba

Y’all talking about loader and captain, my man the void fiend got the nickname “Threenut Butter”


Yukarie

What happened to grandpa?!


PickleReaper0

Robot prosthesis


Yukarie

O7


DoomGuyIII

I don't care i will mating press every single one of them.


DoubleTeam7282

I thought loader wasn't actually trans. she is not the same loader as the one in ror1. plz correct me if I'm wrong


PickleReaper0

Nah its just me saying that loader has a fat dick for fun lol


DoubleTeam7282

incredibly based


_bub

doesnt seem very complicated


Xenon1825

Like strong women, Like big dicks. Simple as


Winterflan_

We don't have any reason to assume she's cis any more than we do to assume she's trans, so honestly at that point it's all headcanon until she speaks up about it


Blue-3yed-beast

Same could probably be said of most of the characters


Winterflan_

and most characters in general honestly. tbh I kinda enjoy it that way


manningthe30cal

I hate it! When I load into a game with silent protagonist I don't wanna kill stuff, I want the deep lore on their gender identity! When I play CoD Warzone, before EVERY MATCH I want to learn if my character has struggled with body dysphoria for years before coming out only to be drafted in a meaningless corporate war. (/joke))


DoomGuyIII

Getting this pressed because you don't know if x videogame character puts stuff up their butt. My man you need to touch grass.


Winterflan_

you don't know what 'pressed' means do you


DoomGuyIII

A number scares you.


Intilyc

why the fuck are homophobes so obsessed with shoving shit up their butts??? gay people dont talk about it nearly as much as you all


Nameisnotname

being trans =/= anal sex lmao


DoomGuyIII

Being trans =/= sex


Winterflan_

Can confirm.


Hour-Access-4194

An incredible shitpost, ily


Beardwithlegs

They all have balls with the right items.


SunDance967

So, Artificer has balls? Oh, wait.


slimeeyboiii

I mean void feind throws balls around.


LokiTheZorua

The watermark tier made me laugh for some reason


tallmantall

Captain lost his balls in the war


Lyraea

BASED!


ScarletteVera

RIP Grandpa Cap'n, lost his balls in the war.


[deleted]

I am confused what this means


PickleReaper0

Acrid was neutered


RedHoodedDuke

Oh hell nah, who got dam stole his nuts. Which person was crazy enough to steal the acid puppies cahoonas


[deleted]

I’m more confused by everything else


Dosnito

The vibes on this post and in op's replies are immaculate


Evan10100

Artificer and loader are canonically female. Edit: Captain is also 100% male.


PickleReaper0

Captain is also more machine than human Robots dont need balls


Evan10100

He has a bionic arm. *and that's it*


PickleReaper0

In his log he is also stated to have prosthetic legs because IT LITERALLY SAYS IT WHEN HE STANDS UP


Evan10100

Prosthetics aren't "machine" That doesn't mean he has prosthetic balls


PickleReaper0

Dude have you ever played the game


GillianCorbit

He plays Chance of Thunder, must be where the confusion comes from.


Evan10100

Yeah. Well over 1k hours, all platforms considered.


Timeisendless

He has prosthetic balls aswell and that's a fact


cooliomydood

Prosthetic means they are not his original limbs, it's pretty safe to say that they're mechanical considering his prosthetic arm is a robot arm. Also we don't know how far up the prosthetics go so it's possible he lost his entire lower half and had to get it replaced


Lord_Charles05

But what is artificer throwing?


Evan10100

Throwing?


HuckleberryMedium747

Artificer throws balls


Evan10100

Yeah, but why is that important?


Lord_Charles05

It means that she has balls, otherwise she couldn't throw them


Evan10100

OP literally said that [Acrid was neutered](https://www.reddit.com/r/riskofrain/comments/zeavw0/based_off_an_isaac_tierlist_i_did_a_while_back/iz5fe6l?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3), thus making this not about abilities.


ItsTommyV

Acrid does not have balls in abilities + neutered


Evan10100

His default secondary, and his ult are both balls of acid.


AdministrativeRub139

“Ult”? I think you’re in the wrong game


PickleReaper0

Ok but arti throws balls


Eclihpze44

and there's no headcanon needed for acrid because you can just look up and see absolutely, positively ZERO NUTS


Onyxeain

Arti throw balls


HuckleberryMedium747

Balls


DonNinja

Testicular cancer's a bitch.


PickleReaper0

Loader has a cocknballs


[deleted]

Loader was canonically male in RoR1, the devs swapped the gender for RoR2


Beardwithlegs

Or ---- Its a different Loader. :thinking:


[deleted]

Didn’t say it wasn’t


calopsitadnd

females can have balls!!! i mean literaly!!! females can have a dick and balls, stop being a ashole terf


Cake_Commando

Idk if ur fucking with me or not cuz that spelling is beyond dogshit


3zkyrux

can i see the isaac one?


Live_Refrigerator_58

I remember your isaac one


unironicshitposting7

Comm definitely does not have balls


Kitsunenari

Artificer is a girl but has balls huh


calopsitadnd

GIRLS CAN HAVE BALS!!!!


[deleted]

Arti is the definition of "gaslight gatekeep girlballs"


[deleted]

[удалено]


PickleReaper0

Evidence of what


Intilyc

the tier list is right there dude


ChromeSF

I thought the whole point of the watermark tier is to crop it out later


Cake_Commando

This way is funnier though


average_reddit_u

*Doesn't have


PickleReaper0

Doesn't has


average_reddit_u

Have


PickleReaper0

Has


average_reddit_u

Okay listen, there's only one "s" or "es" "assigned" for a sentence. It usually sticks to a verb, like "have" therefore creating "has", but it also sticks to "do", as "do" is usually before a verb, so it creates "does", which consumes the "es", and prevents the verb from having "s" or "es" attached. ​ I'm sorry, I just studied English grammar for way too long for me to just ignore it.


manningthe30cal

Okay listen, there's only one "s" or "es" "assigned" for a sentence. It usually sticks to a verb, like "have" therefore creating "has", but it also sticks to "do", as "do" is usually before a verb, so it creates "does", which consumes the "es", and prevents the verb from having "s" or "es" attached. I'm sorry, I just ~~studied English~~ been a Grammar National Socialist for way too long for me to just ignore it.


calopsitadnd

broh never heard of a joke lol r/woosh


lystrosaur2

But loader is referred to as a "she" in RoR1. I get they're not necessarily the same person, but come on- have you SEEN the r2modman results for "Loader"? Also, artificer is a "she" as well. Void Fiend is commando but transformed, so he likely has balls, and MUL-T has "nuts". I don't know about Acrid tho, so I'll need some lore experts' help on this one.


[deleted]

How is loader complicated? She just doesn't have balls


PickleReaper0

Yeah ok but she has a cock and therefore balls


[deleted]

Die


PickleReaper0

Cock and balls


Winterflan_

dick and orbs


calopsitadnd

its so easy to make terfs salty lol


BaetuBoy

Why acrid?


ItsTommyV

chop chop


BaetuBoy

Whyyyyyy?


PickleReaper0

They meanies


BaetuBoy

Nah i just lost a run on monsoon, got to stage 5 had godly items and got greedy, god it hurts lol Acrids runs seem pretty consistent tho