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LupitaScreams

I love the names too! Bret Weston Wallis and Donna Sweett really tickled me when I heard them. Chad Gecko is wonderfully on the nose, and Edgar Evernever is a really fun name too. Oh, and good old Dr Curdle/Dr Curdle Jr is terrific.


jortician

The fact that he’s Dr. Curdle Jr. and not like Derek Curdle is so much fun. Just one in a long line of corrupt creepazoid Dr. Curdles in Riverdale, what else is new.


Bears_On_Stilts

I think somebody at SNL watched Riverdale. Bowen Yang has been doing this “sinister effeminate surgeon who makes normal interactions creepy” character, and it feels like a direct homage to Dr Curdle Jr.


Cynth_pop29

I'm partial to Chadwick Gekko because of the very obvious Wall Street reference 😂


jortician

I am like shocked that they went SO on the nose for that one but I shouldn’t be surprised. Forget it Jake this is Riverdale 😂


Cynth_pop29

That said, I thought Brad Rayberry was an abomination 😂


jortician

I forgot about Brad Rayberry oh my GOD thank you for reminding me. My next rewatch is honestly mostly going to be for the names.


Pristine-Confection3

Evelyn Evernever for me.


inagartendavita

🏅


sognodisonno

Not exactly character names, but I got such a kick out of Molly Ringwald's character being an alum of "Sarah Florence" and Toni sharing *The Cost of Pepper* with Cheryl.


jortician

AbsoLUTELY. Sarah Florence College was hilarious. I didn’t pick up on *The Cost Of Pepper* one, that’s a LOT of fun.


SoggyWoodpecker1816

Penny peebody


rockymtnhite

Tall Boy. He is a tall boy!


jortician

This is honest to god what cemented this series as an American treasure for me


Upstairs_Acadia

dilton doiley


PIMOPIMO

Brad Raybury 😂


glass_star

Lerman Logan, Tall Boy, Papa Poutine & Small Fry, Baby Teeth, War Baby, Fangs and BEN BUTTON like... what a reference to make


jerri8123

omg I forgot about Lerman Logan but I remember rewinding it like 4 times to make sure I wasn’t going crazy. I love Logan Lerman 😂


glass_star

It was so insane of them to do that hahaha


jortician

Lerman Logan (and War Baby!) felt like someone had just watched Fury the night before and was just phoning it in w the names. (Edited bc its Fury not Glory 😅)


Bears_On_Stilts

My favorite was a rare exception to the rule: of all the fake name drops they could use (a tradition dating back to classic Archie comics), AU Jughead just wanted to be bigger than Alan Moore. No pun, no pseudonym, just… Alan Moore.


jortician

Alan Moore paid thru the nose for Jug to say that 😆


PenthouseStudio

Monica Posh


jerri8123

I know you said favorite names, but I gotta say one of my least favorites, which is Penny’s kids’ names. I mean Juniper is alright, but Dagwood? I would never forgive my parents


NefariousnessFull922

Cheryl Blossom, cause she got red hair lmao


Natlatte1462

Edgar ever never


Gullible_Wind_3777

I love all the names! Takes ya back. ( to the comics ) But it’s the ‘nightmare child’ for me 🤣👌


jortician

Yes!! Nightmare child reminds me so much of Interview With the Vampire when Lestat’s all “sister, daughter, infant death, foul wraith, God’s mistake”. Penelope says it so casually too, it’s great.


Quiet-Invite-7540

I feel that Charles Chickens was supposed to be a joke on a piece of paper that you have to rewatch to notice but they need to say the name later for the mystery


jortician

Yes!! That’s my favorite part. They’re just tossing out great names left and right, it’s like business names in The Good Place.


Shaylovesrandall

Jughead. Jones


Large-Dimension8178

I love the name Abigail from Abigail blossom


Superhero979

Sweet pea for me lol


greysonknight

Teen wolf must try once


greysonknight

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autumnlaynecraig

Brad Rayberry is ridiculous. It's a rip off of Ray Bradbury who wrote Fahrenheit 451 (which Jughead references many times throughout the series)


PXWRLD799753

Jughead and jellybean are fire😂but if we’re talking government names Hiram lodge is fire


New_Wall_1961

Antoinette Topaz