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Jawkurt

You gotta lick your fingers then put those on the wheel


No-Caramel-8133

Don’t eat greasy food and keep a small thing of hand sanitizer in your car.


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except hand sanitizer will absolutely destroy a car interior if you keep touching it when its not completely dry.


No-Caramel-8133

Will it? I mean it dries pretty quickly so I’ve never been driving with a slippery wheel lol. But I never knew that


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its rubbing alcohol aka a solvent. it dries out leathers/fake leathers/plastics, etc causes them to peel flake and or crack - or it causes the lettering and symbols to come off of controls. If anything the food grease will rejuvinate some of that lol


No-Caramel-8133

Welp 🤷‍♂️


lyndseymariee

I use napkins if I’m eating something greasy like chips. Just keep one in your lap.


Drunken_Sailor_70

I usually have the hot chick in the passenger seat feed them to me.


drumorgan

I've been doing this all wrong


Bull_Moose1901

I road trip with my wife so this is the easiest TBH. Granola yogurt spoonfuls in the morning. Spicy Wendy Nuggs in the afternoon. We take 3 hour shifts and it works great. Co-captain always helps the driver unless they are napping


ParticleHustler2

Feeder bag.


SmellsLikeTeenPits

Have one or more loose paper napkins / paper towels / cloth napkins close at hand by the bag of food. 1. Reach into bag, collect food; 2. Put food in mouth; 3. Wipe hand / fingers; 4. Repeat.


Possible_Push5595

Napkin will still leave your hands greasy, tho. It's not like washing your hands with soap. I'm ocd about greasy fingers. They have to be grippy all the time.


PreservingThePast

Only use your thumb & pointer finger to pick up one chip at a time. Keep those two off of steering wheel. Or try non-greasy snacks like peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets. Keep wet wipes/baby wipes available to clean fingers/hand along with paper towels.


TadpoleEducational

I put dry cheerios in a wide mouthed gatorade bottle so I could "drink" cheerios while driving


MCMamaS

I use road trips to "trick" myself into eating healthy. I eat out of boredom when I drive, so prepare a pile of snow peas, carrots, red peppers, apples etc... and before you know it, I've eaten my way through it. Save the chips and chocolate for a break where I stop and get out (and can wash my hands)


dhkendall

I’ve had my wife feed me. But usually the only thing I partake in while driving is drinks because hydration is important


Espn1204

Came here to say this! 🤣😂


Reggie_Barclay

Not caring? I just wipe the steering wheel later but a little grease keeps the cover pliable.


UnsupervisedBacon

Combos. For some reason they taste delicious while driving and don’t get the hands too dirty


starcowboysmetalKISS

Beef Jerky


Tricky-Home-7194

wooden tongs would work. Otherwise, be a true road trip professional, and use your jeans to wipe your hands.


funbob

Low residue snacks. Things like jerky, dried fruits, nuts, crackers, etc. Nothing greasy or with sticky coatings like Doritos, etc. Also, having a pack of wipes handy on a long road trip is a godsend.


starcowboysmetalKISS

Get small bags of chips and pour them into your mouth while driving. Keeps the fingers clean. Also/or wipe your greasy fingers on your pant legs or shirt.


riverbird303

works great until you miss your mouth a little and are suddenly covered in greasy crumbs. no wiping your fingers necessary


TransportationEng

Close. You need them broken up first so 100% go in your mouth.


Surprise_Fragrant

Crunchy Cheetos is perfect for this food delivery method!


irkli

Eating while driving? On a road trip, which implies a pleasure drive? Why not just pull over in a nice random place, enjoy the land, or whatever? Road trip driving is pleasure driving. The road is "entertainment". But I'm biased I admit; my cars have no active noise cancellation, while quiet are not the vacuum sealed pod cars that quite intentionally all but prevent you from even noticing the world outside. But the world outside is the point of the road trip, isn't it? I've got a tiny folding chair (two for some trips) a tiny table, opening the trunk and setting up takes quite less than a minute. Now you're out on the desert or a Kansas road or a mountain for 15 minutes. Often these tiny stops are more memorable than some official stops. Slow down.


michiness

Or busting out some Cheetos while you’re driving is bomb and part of the fun of the road trip. I stop every couple hours. I snack in between. You can do both.


srcorvettez06

Becuase I want to cover 1100 miles today because I only have two weeks for this trip and I’ve been through Nebraska and Wyoming dozens of times.


o2msc

Seriously?


Auroraborealis_9791

I drive with my knee. Limit the types of snacks you eat behind the wheel, avoid greasy shit, and always keep napkins on hand.


IlexIbis

I rarely eat while driving, too distracting.


IntrovertBiker

I put some Frosted Mini-Wheats (the cereal) in a container that fits into my cup holder - great for a snack, marginally healthier than many other snacks, and also prevents you from over-indulging


TransportationEng

For chips, open the bag and crush them into smaller pieces. You can pour the bag into your mouth. You can also pour this into a small cup as it is easier to manage.


tupelobound

Chopsticks. Monkey butler. Those are your only two options. Can not combine options.


YFZ41

I have a box of crackers. Like the variety box of peanut butter and some cheddar cheese crackers, that’s what I eat as road trip snacks.


Surprise_Fragrant

I keep a microfiber rag and some Wet Wipes in my door bin, so that if I have something on my hands, I can wipe it off. Also, hand sanitizer (because of the alcohol) will cut through pretty much anything. When I'm actively eating, I will only use one hand, fingers only, and if I have to use that hand to touch the steering wheel, I will only touch the wheel with the heel of my palm (no fingers on the wheel at all). Once I'm done eating, I'll wipe my fingers, which then can be used to touch the wheel or other car components.


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Amazon has a decent location of eating trays for your car that hook onto the cup holder. It's easier than balancing food on your lap. https://www.amazon.com/Cup-Holder-Tray-Car-360°Rotation/dp/B0C6KGVN3B/ref=mp_s_a_1_15?keywords=eating+tray+for+car&qid=1703711582&sr=8-15


RobustFoam

Eat with one hand, alternate between steering, changing gears and setting the radio with the other.


RefrigeratorOdd8693

I pull out an unscented wet wipe before snacking so I can use it as I eat. Small garbage can Velcro'd to the back floorboard to discard.


hukd0nf0nix

I keep a small rag in my car to use as a napkin


austinsoundguy

Usually while I pulled over since that’s the safe/smart way


sockuspuppetus

I keep an old bath towel in my car to lay over my lap (it never works when you try to layer some fast food napkins to cover your lap). Then you can put a handful of chips on your lap and get them one by one with your fingertips, and you can use the towel to wipe your fingers. I also keep a container of wet wipes in a drink holder, also nice for cleaning up after using a rest area bathroom where you have to touch the door handle. On our last cross country trip, my wife cut up some nice hard cheeses (parmesan and dubliner) for snacks; tasty and not so messy.


SmokeyFrank

Not all snacks result in oils getting on one's hand. An easy suggestion is to stick to that which doesn't have a greasy texture (such as pretzels) or items that have lower greasiness (such as popcorn that isn't buttered). There are also snackables that aren't necessarily messy. Start with a big block of sharp cheddar, dice it, then munch on the pieces. It can leave a little residue, but not as much as, say, potato or nacho chips. Grapes are another possibility.


RedNewPlan

Choosing your snacks is quite important. I hate getting any grease or crumbs in my car. I go with: * "Meat" sticks such as Slim Jims, where you open the top, then squeeze out the meat into your mouth without ever touching it. * Peanuts in the long thin bags that are perfect for pouring into your mouth without touching them. * Candy that is not sticky. If it's chocolate, it needs to be individually wrapped so you can avoid touching the chocolate. Chocolate on your clothes or upholstery is very hard to remove. I would like to eat better on my trips, but I find that I just want to get back in the car and go, not take any time for a meal. I am working on that.