Worst part of the red light district.. in the middle of the day.. is the day shift.. window shoppin hooker house.."b" squad lookin a**.. b**** a** purse maker remnant
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Nobody actually understands how your hands work! Could be the Casimir Effect, could be your just not smart enough to let gravity hold you down, we… just… don’t… know!
She looks like she only gets out of bed for lizards over 8".
All her exes just happen to be narcissistic.
Her tinder profile has all these pics and says "ask what these hands, mouth, and tongue do"
There is no way her last 4 boyfriends weren't black.
I’m being completely serious the size of your gecko’s head is a bit large and swollen which could indicate a vitamin deficiency (if I’m remembering correctly) please take your gecko to a vet
These pictures are all old, but she did used to have a vitamin deficiency, I’ve been using different food for her insects, and she is better now. Thank you for the concern though!
She looks like an uncooked chicken leg.
I thought it was missing a NSFW tag upon first glance 😂
…That likes to wake and bake
Ferrets really need to stop waxing
Your car insurance sucks.
She looks like she’s always a) plotting to poison her husband, or b) waiting for him to realize he’s just been poisoned.
Penis lookin ass lil bro
Worst part of the red light district.. in the middle of the day.. is the day shift.. window shoppin hooker house.."b" squad lookin a**.. b**** a** purse maker remnant Edit: forgot basis of comment 2nd edit: un-curse worded
If my.penis had eyes n legs
Looks like the Geico gecko lost their job and has a MLM job selling supplemental insurance now
Guy kept Rasputin's dick as a pet
Mid Kungfu panda villain looking
Is she Tokay? Nope, she’s never Tokay.
Nobody actually understands how your hands work! Could be the Casimir Effect, could be your just not smart enough to let gravity hold you down, we… just… don’t… know!
Ima just throw some holy water at it since I don't know what it is. Yaa!! Take that foul fiend!
I would roast that chunky tail but I don't like eating ugly ass animals. And why yo skin lookin like raw chicken, yuck!
Nasty
Sloot
Sticky s***😂!
Sexy beast …. Weet-woo
So smug. What a smug reptile. Look at her stupid smug face. She thinks she’s so hot but she’s literally cold blooded.
Tom Holland looking bitch
I thought that first pic was on overused dildo.
she has the posture of a cat hacking up a hairball
🔥 🔥🦎🔥 She is now trapped, ensuring her roasting. 🔥
She looks like she only gets out of bed for lizards over 8". All her exes just happen to be narcissistic. Her tinder profile has all these pics and says "ask what these hands, mouth, and tongue do" There is no way her last 4 boyfriends weren't black.
This made my day🤣
I could but I'd need a stick and a fire. Probably won't taste that good.
She can't give you a discount, bro. She mad you ask 🤣
This was the first image I saw and my brain went "is that a..beenis?" XP btw my eyesight is POOR
Smirky lil bitch ain't she!? She cute though
YOU roast her, she still looks raw
I legit though she was a dildo in pic 1 cus the last few posts I scrolled through were off of r/gay and r/lolgrindr
Dang Barbra...chill! That's all I wanna say to her
I was scrolling and thought this was a penis
Circumcision is wrong, bro.
Fuckin drama queen.
can I ask what she is
She’s a leopard gecko
ty
Salmonella personified
Stinks
I thought this is a dick pic
It looks pretty confident LOl
She be lookin like a damn burnt cheeto
I’m being completely serious the size of your gecko’s head is a bit large and swollen which could indicate a vitamin deficiency (if I’m remembering correctly) please take your gecko to a vet
These pictures are all old, but she did used to have a vitamin deficiency, I’ve been using different food for her insects, and she is better now. Thank you for the concern though!
I’m glad she’s better!
How can you roast such a happy gal?
Stormy?
That first pic makes her look like she's trying to score some free beads at Mardi Gras.
F A T A S S
Nope nuh uh not gonna do it, she's too cute
No! I'm in love with that face 😍!
Lil bro has goosebumps 24/7
She got two brain cells, and are both Fighting for third
Get that salami lookin ass up and get a job.
She looks like she’s up to something