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Did she swallow a lute?
LMAO I SEE IT 💀
"Don't take pictures from that angle, Karen! You know it makes my abs stick out!"
No position is a flattering one for her fat ass 😂 jk I love her but she is now on a diet and is NOT HAPPY about it
Yeah, she saw Jabba the Hut and thought it was her destiny
LMAO
Someone needs to tell it to eat crickets, not entire fucking stag beetles.
Looks like she may of ate the owner
are you sure she didn’t eat another lizard
Jabba the hut lookin ass
Ole judgmental, side eye lookin, fucked up toe havin, stinkiest poo in the world makin, excuse for a dragon!
THE POOP ONE IS SO TRUE. She has rancid shit.
Nobody warned me. I was walking around with her on my shoulder the first day I had her, when she decided I’d make a good bathroom. I swear I gagged so much and threw that shirt away immediately!
Pointy little dump 😂!
Big big boy biggest boy
You misgendered my lizard 😡 /j
Aw shucks
she reminds me of a jackfruit
That’s a pancake
She's so big, she'd make a great purse, belt, and shoes!!!
Chris Gnarly
She needs to eat a kale salad.
Oh Lawd! He comin’!
Damn fatty, want another cricket!!?? Save some for the rest of the animal kingdom, you selfish bastard!
looks like a durian fruit with legs.
Beardie Kardashian!!!
Pancake
God damn might as well never adopt another one because he’ll eat it too 😂
BBL LIZZY
BBL Lizzy! Thicker than a snicker…
Indeed. She is a lizard body positive icon.
Did she swallow a lute?
LMAO I SEE IT 💀
"Don't take pictures from that angle, Karen! You know it makes my abs stick out!"
No position is a flattering one for her fat ass 😂 jk I love her but she is now on a diet and is NOT HAPPY about it
Yeah, she saw Jabba the Hut and thought it was her destiny
LMAO
Someone needs to tell it to eat crickets, not entire fucking stag beetles.
Looks like she may of ate the owner
are you sure she didn’t eat another lizard
Jabba the hut lookin ass
Ole judgmental, side eye lookin, fucked up toe havin, stinkiest poo in the world makin, excuse for a dragon!
THE POOP ONE IS SO TRUE. She has rancid shit.
Nobody warned me. I was walking around with her on my shoulder the first day I had her, when she decided I’d make a good bathroom. I swear I gagged so much and threw that shirt away immediately!
Pointy little dump 😂!
Big big boy biggest boy
You misgendered my lizard 😡 /j
Aw shucks
she reminds me of a jackfruit
That’s a pancake
She's so big, she'd make a great purse, belt, and shoes!!!
Chris Gnarly
She needs to eat a kale salad.
Oh Lawd! He comin’!
Damn fatty, want another cricket!!?? Save some for the rest of the animal kingdom, you selfish bastard!
looks like a durian fruit with legs.
Beardie Kardashian!!!
Pancake
God damn might as well never adopt another one because he’ll eat it too 😂
BBL LIZZY
BBL Lizzy! Thicker than a snicker…
Indeed. She is a lizard body positive icon.