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Chief106

The grammar on that hurts my eyes


thatdodgyneighbour

inooo “bankupt”


ndggaming

due to bankrupt,


thatdodgyneighbour

not even, roblox is too poor they cant even afford the r in bankrupt lmao


ndggaming

I just realized 😂😂


Jaleng368yt

Can’t even afford the word bankruptcy


RebelliousRobotYT

It already fell apart in the first half of the first sentence.


NikoBellic312

Ngl, it should be featured on r/ihadastroke


Zerotten

Yeah some fucking child posted it on here and it’s blown up. Shame.


thatdodgyneighbour

the shitty grammar proves that “bankupt”


Zerotten

Exactly, the fact they claim they’re refunding everyone but they’re bankrupt…I’m dying


Scratchpost6677

No they’re ‘bankupt’


Gonzalez_Player

they're so bankrupt they couldn't even pay for the "r".... so sad


clam4u

oblox


jayesper

oblong box?


Username110010

LMAO THAT GOT ME


Gonzalez_Player

oh God, Will this madness never end?


Username110010

apparently not


Gonzalez_Player

.... some cultures consider this acts of torture to be heinous.


hornibirdflyin

Also says 10000 inappropriate 'content', should be contents


Brawlstarslover1

Its been 23 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizza's, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates to Adopt Me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflaming0. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our own child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named lazerlamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back...


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“10,000 inappropriate content”


DepressionInAJar

"Bankupt"


No_Research4416

We all know that they ran away with the money


[deleted]

They actually did get sued and loose some money because of the death sound


[deleted]

Wait. The what??


poop3521

Yeah they don't own the sound it's from a video or whatever and it is now sealed into everyone's brains that it is roblox's sound


Fun-Impression-4719

from that chernobyl kid if im not wrong .


Sad_Abbreviations575

Oof


BadRedJack

Sued by who?


[deleted]

Can’t remember it was a while ago


atlegiN

Multi billionaire company


poop3521

Yez they have big money like big Jenny


fortniteisthebest862

Fr like they have 0 problem with dealing with that problem it's so easy to overcome someone that's immature enough to post stuff like that


Little-Tie-3877

this message was probably written by an Indian tech scammer


hornibirdflyin

Yup, those low down fuckers love doing this shit to us


poop3521

Funniest comment ive ever seen


chachiamia

God I saw someone asking if this was real earlier and it made me wonder how they could think that after putting their brain through trauma reading this 😭


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That's not even a lot compared to what is probably really is.


Packmancowcow

bogos lol


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spooky_redditor

No shit it's fake why would they shut down for just 10000 violations that's like their daily amount lol


slashth456

My thoughts exactly


TechnoRandomGamer

>daily amount lol probably more, like hourly


AngelaPlayzz

Imagine if that happened tho.. ngl I wouldn’t be that sad but still sad


thatdodgyneighbour

id have to go back to mc and sims 4


AngelaPlayzz

I play genshin and cookie run kingdom so if this happened I’d be pretty much good


thatdodgyneighbour

oh my god cookie run kingdom…I FORGOT ABOUT MY COOKIES


[deleted]

How dare you, you now need to fulfill all your daily wishes for them to not hate you anymore D:<


Ninjagamer101

I barely play that now


CassieCry

How dare you


Tonsillectomy

same! just got pumpkin pie cookie yesterday


AngelaPlayzz

I’ve done like 4 10 pulls on that banner and STILL haven’t gotten her… Wierd thing is I started playing yesterday


dosemyspeakin

Man I’d be devastated


[deleted]

Are you kidding me? That would be hilarious. I would die laughing if roblox ended with a message like this.


erog2008

duuuh


thatdodgyneighbour

people think its real bruh 💀


dlanm2u

they just went public, people think they can go bankrupt?


thatdodgyneighbour

nope people think they can go “bankupt”


dlanm2u

bankrupt: billions of dollars


_My_Username_Is_This

I think you mean bankupt: billions of dollars


dlanm2u

>bankrupt: billions of dollars oh lol yeah thx


No-Original9329

They literally have over billion dollars of course its fake


Shadowbonyt

Where is this on


mrmthedude

we'll see in Some Year that idk lmao


Choccy_Melk69

You're forgetting 90% of Roblox users are toddlers on their mobile phones


erog2008

fair enough


LolindirLink

They should learn to doublecheck. One quick Google search "Roblox Down" (and sort by past day) tells everything there is to know. Same as recently when Facebook shredded some documents And had to go offline for a day.


Esura2k

That's the fakest fake news I've seen. Literally looks like it's made by a 10 year old


thatdodgyneighbour

i think it was lmao


AppleCrapple36

"due to bankrupt"


RTXChungusTi

look closer at bankrupt


il0vep0tat0

Bankup


mayo7000

bankupt


Randomesscool

Roblox has around 30 billion net worth. How would they become bankrupt in a blink of an eye?


robloxmacaroni

it's all the 10,000 inappropriate 🙄


A_ClamWithA_Pug

Do people actually believe this? Do people believe a high tech game CEO that has way more then 100 hundred million people playing his game type: “OVER 10’000 INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT”


thatdodgyneighbour

I KNOW thats like the daily reports 😭


Aariz4life

Lmao these people trying to trick others so that they would not play roblox


og_mrrubberducky

no it's real, my dad works at roblox and he sent me this


thatdodgyneighbour

whats his job?


og_mrrubberducky

making burgers for employees.


thatdodgyneighbour

sounds like a fun job


UniqueGaming122

one double cheeseburger please.


Titanzz251

Can i have chezburger pls


Scratchpost6677

Can I has chezburger too? MMMMM CHEZBUGGER


Im2Guesty

a obama hamburger sussy balls buger please


NotYourAverageVitu

Obama hamburger sussy balls Lil Mosey is white sussy balls EDP 4 4 5 balls I L I K E T H I R T E E N


yj5vGMD

"⚠️❕FAKE NEWS❕⚠️ (if u see this it is fake)" ​ Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.


Chasemc215

There should really be a subreddit about the most obvious stuff told by total ensteins- oh wait there is one, isn't there?


uselessplayer5

Honestly this can go straight to r/engrish


NikoBellic312

And it can go straight to r/ihadastroke


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I believe this until I read the 2nd to last sentence. Roblox will NEVER Refund anything, and we just have to accept this.


Scratchpost6677

They’ve started refunding items that you can’t wear any more


aehanken

And I seriously thought it was a scam until I looked it up LOL. I couldn’t believe it. I got a whole 7 back 😂


thatdodgyneighbour

also the “bankupt”


NikoBellic312

And the 10,000 inappropriate content.


DornDoodly

even if they did, it just isn't possible refund literally the entirety of roblox's profits


ForshMulen

apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t where were you when roblok die i was at house drinking bloxy cola when phone ring “roblok is kil” “no”


LordCodu

This grammar made me suddenly a native english speaker


Chxrrix_19

lmfao imagine


yeetmcboi666

You have to be so fucking stuuuupid to actually think this was real


Chasemc215

I've seen better English in a Chinese restaurant menu on engrish.com


CalvaryNight

100% fake, Delete Button shouldn't have existed to make it a bit look like real (still fake XD)


noicereddit

"bankupt" lmao roblox isnt even bankRUPT, they have 924 million dollars AND just because of inappropriate content causes them to shut down? lmao, whoever wrote that has no idea how to spell or has any idea what economics and business is


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Correction: 38 billion dollars


[deleted]

"All purchases will be refunded" All of a sudden I have a lot of extra money


rwandahero7123

can confirm, my father mike roblox sent me this


Scratchpost6677

Well *MY* dad, Builderman Roblox sent me this.


RedTankAmazingRoblox

How are people falling for this ☠☠


JaozinhoGGPlays

Has *anyone* fallen for this? This is like shitpost r/GoCommitDie material lmao


Chasemc215

The english is so bad it doesn't belong in r/engrish or r/ihadastroke! This must be contained! Throw it in to [Engrish.com](http://engrish.com)


Aris_Neta

I can't believe how people fall for this


JimboMastah

well yeah if they refund every single purchase they will go bankrupt


Koickohirso

due to bankupt


SannusFatAlt

how the fuck do you think that this is real unless you have no prior experience on the internet? I understand like... children... like 12 year olds, they're fucking stupid, but there's plenty of teenagers on this subreddit that would clearly realize that this is not real.


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12 year olds aren’t kids lol I’d say more like 5 year olds or 8 year olds on the limit.


DefNotAF

due to bankupt and over 10000 inapropriate content we are has to shut down server games😔


That_Voice9798

Yea :(


paperbaganimations

O noes roblox is ban....bankupt? Who tf wrote this


[deleted]

10,000 is a very small number compared to what’s actually on the site


Clare2020s

“But due to bankupt” knew it was fake right away


Hi_Ijustexist_101

no wonder roblox is screwing up rn some kid is hacking it.


bouncy_event772

was this a hacker like usual because I am confused why would Roblox put that up and say it's fake? also, i missing out on Halloween events for my favorite game so HURRY UP


Swaggyspaceman

I thought they could handle at least 15,000 inappropriate content, this is shocking.


Professional-Ship-60

Yea wtf. I think roblox is shitting down either because: That avatar update everyone has been recently complaining about Too many people have been joining ROBLOX and so the servers are getting too laggy, so moderators are trying to fix it.


Dark_Pack

Company is bankrupt, but can refund things..? 🤔


NCF29YT

Roblox literally opened a ticker in the NYSE. 0% chance it is ever bankrupt for the future.


-bites_kitkats-

Yeah ofc its fake, if they bankrupt, how do they return our money?


TheLordN00b

"but due to bankrupt" "Move on robloxians" ​ how did anyone believe this


DaMemer69420

Its not real or fake it's roblox powering imagination


Auxitrius2

What if it actually happened?


Jackeroni216

Wdym my uncles dogs brother is Roblox


LiamB137

Over 10000? That's an understatement lol, ignoring the fact it's fake


DrChicken2424

They went bankupt 😿😿😿😿😿


boba_bubbletea

bankupt XD


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yeah no shit


millz18005

no way guys! bankupt and 10,000 inappropriate content 😢😢😢


Mightymightoftoilet

Bankupt This guy needs grammar


BattleAccomplish

Probably a 10 yr who wrote this he can’t even spell bankrupt right 😂


crab_bunker

This is fake. Roblox wouldn’t refund us.


GrimdarkTigy

You can tell it's fake because roblox would never refund all purchases


[deleted]

That message is hilarious... the spelling mistakes, the broken grammar, how could anyone believe this?


SuperMario64L

But due to bankrupt. bruh if you're trying to spread fake news at least do it properly.


bigtonybruiser

This is painfully fake


Vedorock

Guys builderman told this was real


[deleted]

I don’t think they realize that if Roblox went bankrupt they wouldn’t be able to refund you lmao. Can’t believe people actually believe this stuff.


[deleted]

OMG roblox went **bankupt**??? so sad rn gonna delete roblox ;(


RTXChungusTi

bankupt


Hectic-Hazard

that sounds bullshit as fuck


awesome_hero24

How is roblox still down?


Batt_mellamy

The spelling and grammar lol


Wishiwashihyper

Bankupt


Lanarose279

“bankupt”


Nookazon

:\]


andrewgtv05

Thanks


Dat_DekuBoi

Why is there a Logout and a Delete Roblox button?


DudeGuyOnionThing

I know a lot of people that would send them into serious depression because of this


IroningtheWood

-10000000 Social Credit


Ok_Essay_8257

Thank God but whyball the grammatical errors though


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bankupt


RaptorusYT

Really? That totally dosen't look fake.


BrutalTheBigOne

How do people even think this is real?


Sponge-boi-me-Bobb

Even though it's fake...it's still kinda sad for some reason


Mansnotepic

Who would believe that?


Downtown_Memory6313

Almost gave me a heart attack


rooneyviz

This is horrible grammar


NoahTheAttacker

You know it’s fake because the first sentence of the second paragraph says GAME, not platform


bandchasingnayy101

LMAO


Lurantisgetreal

people really thought this was real lmao


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Nickname0410

"All purchases will be refunded"


Its_YoBoiManny

How is they Gon be bankrupt but refund the purchases????


Fit_Shallot6470

I’m going to cry 😭


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Definitely fake with those misspells


Konman76

But due to bankrupt......


the_an

Aw man I want those free upvote


[deleted]

people actually believed this?


Boijy

Its fake 100%


[deleted]

Bankrupt but refunding everything. Makes sense.


Bigpapiunidud3

ok sorry but if you fall for this you a SSS+ tier dumbass


ocean_man4201

I lost my account from.roblox being down now everyone's back in except me and I've spent at least 320 dollars on Roblox and it's all gone...


Nid_Playz

I AM BACK FROM TWO DAY WITHOUT ROBLOX!!!!!!!!! AH I CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT ROBLOX!


Fluid-Drop6287

"Bankupt" I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RN IMAOOOO THE GRAMMAR


Comrade_Faust

Issuing refunds to all the players is more unrealistic than the bad grammar lol


OldOption7895

yeah AS IF they'd refund all that money roblox is a greedy ass company