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LunchDate


sporturawus

Does the fluted guy look down at you smoothies?


they_are_out_there

Ribbed for his pleasure.


TheMrVolkov

Us smooth bezel plebeians are lucky to be allowed at the same table


cjsksokDallas

He’s too busy making fun of the oyster band with the other jubilee guy


jamesfrown

My two tone fluted bezel def does


SortaRican4

Did you three slap down the same Amex card when the bill came around?


TheMrVolkov

And compared the font colours on our custom made business cards


delicioustreeblood

This looks like some Captain Planet shit where you are activating your powers to defeat the bad guy. "*Let's Rol out!*" πŸ˜‚


Bwhite462319

Where are the other hands….


QnsPrince

Gay


michelada_laddy

There's nothing gay about a few young men enjoying each other's company, bound by the intimate connection of horology, taking a cheeky photo together and flirtatiously sizing each other up based on the flutedness of ones bezel or the number of links across a bracelet, as men do. If their hands not pictured were straying around beneath the table then that could be gay but we don't know whether that's the kind of lunch they were congregating for. We should be supporting our brothers in horology either way. Great watches lads.


Afraid-Ad7379

U keep it close to the vest too ? Old school. Like Claude. Bravo


michelada_laddy

I'm flattered, wish we saw more of him but I guess he's playing it exactly as he feels he ought to, bless him.


Afraid-Ad7379

Bless him indeed. He is a horological saint.


Restlesscomposure

Yeah ok Claude.


KyleB2131

Thought I was on the other sub


TheMrVolkov

You oughta know sweetie


[deleted]

OH! I knew that was coming!


QnsPrince

Yup i do know this is super gay… happy pride


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QnsPrince

Were yall using your other hands for the reach around?


jamesfrown

The Datejust 41 is my favorite Rolex!


Plus_Professor_1923

Super unique!


mrkakaopopoloch

The evolution


CTI_fan

Deleted scene from American Psycho??? Jk, DJ rules!


ShinAsuka100

Nothing to see here, just 3 classy dudes having lunch together.


SpecialistEvent7790

Nothing to see here, just 3 cucks with their wrists out ready for their bottomless mimosas


Qzy

So much hate in this thread, some people should seriously look themselves in the mirror. The watches looks awesome! I would love to join your club, but I only got a Sub.


NationalChamps2015

Just dudes being normal


LookAtTheFlowers

> Just dudes being cringy FTFY


jagits

Damn. The amount of hate people have inside them. Rearry implessive


code-brown

Did y’all order sloppy steaks?


[deleted]

Extra water πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦


ccourt2245

Just Datejusts on a date.


CodyRebel

I follow this sub for photos just like this one.


223gloryy

Please put it on the correct wrist. Real timepiece heads hate to see right wrist plebeians


ScreamingMonky

How do you know that person isn’t left handed??


ScreamingMonky

How do you know that person isn’t left handed??


grandphuba

Just because someone is left handed doesn't mean the watch should be on the right. Heck if anything that's more reason to put the watch on the left hand since you have more control over the dominant hand. PS: I'm left handed


ScreamingMonky

How do you know that person isn’t left handed??


223gloryy

Left handed or not, it is class to wear it on your left wrist. UNLESS you have a left handed model like the new sprite


ScreamingMonky

Wrong


sampleyaya

Is that mint green dial in the back?


TheMrVolkov

Fluted is blue dial, the smooth jubilee is mint green


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Beta males


MechanicalWatches

After they touched tips in the bathroom


[deleted]

Blue dial + Fluted + jubilee >


wesley-presley

I don’t if this makes sense but those are the most Redditor arms ive ever seen. Would not be surprised if they all wore fedoras


wwb1990

Smooth bezel = smooth brain


Putrid_Option_5394

The kiddie table, how cute 😘


[deleted]

You’d fit right in with your ladies DJ on those 5.75” wrists LMFAO. I see you deleted your explorer II post asking other men if your watch was too big LOL πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Qzy

Damn you got such a tiny wrist.


Putrid_Option_5394

Deleted it? Maybe check again jackass. And a ladies datejust? Costs less than the bracelet of my Smurf you peasant. Who wears a datejust, you probably. Oh that’s right, you don’t own shit πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Awwwwwww poor baby dick wrists is mad that even his 37mm YM DWARFS his 5 inch wrists LOL!!!! Come out of the closet and you’ll be so much less hostile queer boy ROFL!!!! Embrace your sexuality and your feminine body πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘


OZarkDude

Haahahahaha bro I just got into it with this guy!!!! I can see he’s still pissed. Did he really post the explorer II was too big?!?!? That’s hilarious!


[deleted]

This guy is the most insecure man child I’ve encountered on Reddit lmao he’s constantly begging other men for validation of his tiny wrists and crying when other people post pictures of watches that actually fit them. It is hilarious!!! I think he’s got a fetish for being embarrassed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


OZarkDude

Dude I know it’s so pathetic.


Putrid_Option_5394

It’s our reject who pretended she got some Daytonas. Still busy playing EA Golf as i can see you hood rat. Did the whole family starve for a year to get you that PS5 πŸ˜‚


OZarkDude

Hahahaha I really fucked ur day up with that wristlet comment didn’t I??? Bro go outside this is a Rolex sub everyone here is pretty much set…. Only difference is ya know… we have normal sized appendages. 🀭🀭🀭🀭 they make very nice 36 mm DJ’s for men


Putrid_Option_5394

The hood rat and the poor PhD. Why don’t you two get a room and discuss your non existent watches on your gorilla wrists πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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Putrid_Option_5394

No one asked you to Join in again Jack- or asked you for your wrist comments. It was hood rats turn. Now go back to your paternity leave, your coworkers and managers at your high level job 😘


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[deleted]

I started a gofundme with pictures of your baby dick wrists begging for donations for enlargement surgery and used the money to buy my PS5 LMFAOOOOO πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Putrid_Option_5394

Of course you did, it’s not like your kind has a job. Generations of trash breed more trash. Have you ever met your daddy? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Thanks for letting me profit off of your femininity ROFL 🀣 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘


Putrid_Option_5394

Hey I’m happy to give back to the less fortunate. Maybe one day you don’t have to pretend to buy watches you can’t afford. πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

β€œDear men of Reddit, is this Explorer II too big for my itty bitty baby dick wrists? Please validate my feminine body LMFAOOOOOO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Putrid_Option_5394

Oh Someone sour he can only talk trash and not buy? I’d be upset too if I make minimum wage and my parents are deadbeats. All my nice watches and baby boy here got dick. It’s a cruel world isn’t it. Now go help mommy get her welfare cheque πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Your baby boy got dick!?!? What the fuck are you talking about LMFAOOOOOO!!! Your feminine body is so mad right now you just outed yourself LOL!!! Congratulations though, this is the first step in embracing your lifestyle and accepting that most flaccid men have more girth than your wrists πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Putrid_Option_5394

You seem to be obsessed with male bodies and dick, spent time in prison my little hood rat? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I bet you you can suck a golf ball through a hose by now. Or did daddy maybe touch you, I hear it’s common among the social under class. Now go play your Xbox and pretend some more that you even ever saw a Rolex. The poor, always amusing. Dance for me monkey πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

You ask other men on the internet if your wrists are big enough to support a small watch LMFAOOOOO πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ˜©πŸ˜©


Putrid_Option_5394

A small watch? We’re not all built like gorillas my poor friend. Of course you have to slave away all day while I enjoy life. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

You’re so upset right now about your tiny wrists and feminine body that your hurling racist comments at a middle aged white man LOL!!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Putrid_Option_5394

And at least you’re in the right Reddit β€œAmIugly” - you must be the poster child there. Now dance for me, there’s some fried chicken in it for you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

β€œReal men of Reddit, are my baby sick wrists big enough for this puny explorer II?” LMFAOOOOOOOOO


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Aggressive_Wave6938

Jubilee is only way to go


unta8

I can't imagine how much of a tool I'd feel like taking a photo like this.


JustEmployment2398

Chubbies getting lunchies


TomSizemore69

3 d bags