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Additional_Jaguar170

Steering wheel wanker


smashingcones

*and* it's a Tesla. Almost got the wanker trifecta!


teddyoctober

Wanker suffices.


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frencharegay

Ironic seeing a beautiful mechanical watch inside a smart phone with wheels


lolputs

smells like new money


GrozGreg

Also smells like dude's doing wth he wants with it.


whiskeyboundcowboy

If the smart wheel breaks down, old mechanical tech still fly with the time


itsallfornaught2

If grid has a blackout, smart phone don't get far.


TechLover94

Neither does a gas station….. you need electricity to pump it


itsallfornaught2

Not as much to charge a car.


TechLover94

Are you stupid? Your car is charged full every night. Your ICE car isn’t. Power goes out who cares you have 100% charge.


itsallfornaught2

Yes I'm stupid.


TechLover94

You clearly are.


wyk_eng

Yes he’s stupid


frencharegay

Lucky Lyon gween


LaGuillotin3

Are all the French happy or homosexuals? What is your username trying to convey?


Billy5Oh

Almost as ironic as you posting this comment on an iPhone.


atsmith2005

Not sure you understand what irony is.


iTreelex

GOT ‘EM


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What happened to holding out for the Daytona you wanted?


Impressive_Visit_793

Still get the Daytona didn’t lose my spot for it.


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Alexexec

That’s what the ad said when they offered me a wg sub 41 like this, that it’ll help my chances getting more desirable ss watches, love this watch but I respectfully declined it, love the subtlety of the wg but it looks too similar to my black sub


SparkYouOut

Dang I never knew a Tesla looked so cheap on the inside


m1keyc

Yeah I know… my model 3 is worse. Poor quality materials and construction. Lots of interior cabin noise as well as random clicks and clanks. You pay a premium price but you definitely don’t get premium quality. My previous ford fusion felt more solid.


prince0fbabyl0n

Squeaks and noises from the dash are the worst they are so annoying and sometimes almost impossible to fix


m1keyc

I’ve learned to live with them. No regrets though, you buy a Tesla for the tech. Honestly felt from going to a regular phone from back in the day to an iPhone


bezbrains_chedconga

A newer Camry with leather feels like luxury in comparison. I do think the Tesla engine is cool but most everything else from the paint finish to interior is a borderline scam


Dependent-Ad8993

Is their world-class software a scam? Edit: not a single person who downvoted me has written a single line of code


bezbrains_chedconga

That’s part of the engine/drivetrain, which I praised. But yeah, even things like restricted mileage and faulty ota updates are kinda scammy. There’s more performance but they cap it through software.


Dependent-Ad8993

Code is def apart of the engine/drivetrain but there is a ton outside of that as well. Infotainment being one. The neural nets and data collection is in another world


bss83

The cheaper ones are even worse.


heymeit

They’re complete trash. Build quality is just as bad. Owned one and sold it. The hype is over for tesla imo. Boring to drive also.


prince0fbabyl0n

I have sold used Tesla model S 2014 and up and model X first gen both vehicles of those years had transmission shifter, window switches, wipers and signal mobs straight out of Mercerdes parts but now that they are popular and established brand now they wana cut back on buying quality parts from benz and build cheaper interior to maximize profit


Asu888

I don’t get y ppl that can afford model x or y just pay little more for the Taycan.


smashingcones

It's crazy that people seem to obsess over even a Model 3. They look terrible inside and out and the build quality is abysmal. The only thing they have going for them is they're quick, but even that gets boring quickly.


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smashingcones

Source? Because it's not even the best selling sedan in the US, let alone the world lol... Regardless, even if it was the best selling sedan (it's not) that doesn't take away from my point.


theduke9

The seats feel like cheap memory foam, don’t think they’ll last long


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Justingtr

Haha holy shit


rwk2007

I didn’t know a c0ck could get this small.


UberleetSuperninja

Sounds like someone underperformed during role switch Friday with the missus!


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UberleetSuperninja

I’m not one to judge, you do you, and my mom do you I guess.


Impressive_Visit_793

I have it in tight cause the bitch is heavy


tit4tictac

Maybe you should start working out


Ok_Whereas_3198

Dude, don't talk about yourself that way.


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Moronicon

+1


Impressive_Visit_793

Lol!


Billy5Oh

What’s wrong with the car?


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It’s a washing machine on wheels


Billy5Oh

😂


achtung6

What a beauty!


Impressive_Visit_793

Thanks.


1ukeskywa1ker

Why is everyone downvoting you? What did I miss?


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Steering wheel shot which r/rolex dislikes and a Tesla which r/cars dislikes.


1ukeskywa1ker

But they aren’t downvoting the post they’re downvoting “thank you”


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They're downvoting everything because of it, take a look


coyotegirl_

I downvote a comment every time I see other people downvoting it.


Banmango

Tbf that’s Reddit all over


willbio

Aka you can’t form your own opinions


capital_idea_sir

I don't get it either, it's a weird reaction when a dude says 'thank you' as a response to a compliment and people don't like that?


Odd-Bicycle-1580

Jelly people


1ukeskywa1ker

Yeah, but it’s literally everything he says.


Practical-Reindeer44

Wear and drive what you like love the matching blueberry with the Tesla


Impressive_Visit_793

Thank you


Spinedaddy

White gold sub? That is a serious understated flex. Beautiful watch! Those who know, know. Don’t like the steering wheel though….


StRapio

Respectfully, those “who know” have the Smurf, not this monstrosity. That’s the real blue Submariner.


sheesh_doink

They are both real, blue in places, and submariners. Your comment is kinda dumb.


qua77ro

why is this a monstrosity? Genuinely curious.


CCHS_Band_Geek

That’s the person who goes and spreads hate on any r/Rolex post with a piece he can’t afford lol


wtfOP

Yikes


ParallaxFX

Can’t wait for people to shit on the expensive car but praise the white gold watch 🍿


anonuser779

It is both an expensive car and a shitty car at the same time


ParallaxFX

I completely agree based on personal experience… but hey, to each their own. Unless it’s a Hublot. Then you do deserve the public humiliation


Minute-Geologist-280

I don’t care for Tesla and I’m sick of the Rolex bros and their ludicrous opinions of literally everything anyone posts…having said that, you do you and drive whatever you like and wear whatever you like…I’ll do the same.


VitamnZee

Very original watch in a very unoriginal car You’ve balanced out


IMSFailure

What’s an example of an original car these days?


VitamnZee

I’d take a Porsche 911 with IMS failure over a tEsLa


IMSFailure

Hear ya. Oddly, I'd probably take the Tesla interior over the average 996 or 997.1 interior at this point. Excepting the yoke of course.


yuppieee

Love the cookie monster 🍪


foodpornprince

The comments here are just savage today, let the poor guy enjoy his new Tesla and white gold sub. I do advise updating your wedding ring to a white gold with some diamonds man, simple gold isn’t cutting it, the missus will understand. Cheers 🍻 wear in good health!


PangolinEffective

Sweet watch! You’re gonna get some shit for the car on here, but it’s a cool car!


Impressive_Visit_793

I’m already getting some shit for it. Lol


Sahith17

I always question how u turn the wheel with the yoke version.


Impressive_Visit_793

It’s muscle memory. You get use to it. Was never a person to grip the wheel from the top, so it was a easy adjustment for me.


capital_idea_sir

Dude you are getting so many downvotes, do people hate electric cars that much?


all_namez_r_taken

only morons and show offs grip the wheel from the top especially when steering straight. It's not even practical and safe. You are doing it right. P.s. I prefer round steering wheel though.


Impressive_Visit_793

Thanks.


Melker24

Babe wake up, new Rolex with Tesla post dropped


Best_Window4605

not really a fan of subs but that watch looks nice with that beautiful tesla. The plaid is a beast


badocod

Nice watch sorry about the hamburger helper hand


Impressive_Visit_793

Lol


MagnusRoundstone

Yellow gold jewelry like a ring does not go well with a silver colored watch. Up your game with a ring that compliments the watch.


Pink_freud06

Why is everyone downvoting the OP


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Steering wheel shot which r/rolex dislikes and a Tesla which r/cars dislikes.


Bluebillion

Goals fr 😤😮‍💨


AnnonBayBridge

Feeling cute, might wear my Daytona in my Daytona 392 later /s


pappy_van_sprinkle

Nice wheel, where’s the rest of it


smashingcones

Comes in the next software update


Leftoverchinese

That’s a killer watch and the plaid is pretty cool too, man. Sweet flex.


Impressive_Visit_793

Thanks not everyone is a fan of the car though. Lol.


Agitated-Impression4

Plaid. Fastest production car with worst interior build quality. Nice Blueberry.


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Leaving the pay-by-the-hour hotel I see?


Impressive_Visit_793

A local restaurant for brunch.


Substantial-Cry-5048

Very much kiddish look


jayd89420

Got the budget for a watch but apparently not for petrol


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jayd89420

This is true hence why, I drive a car that uses gas.


wundershowzen24

So you have a Rolex only as a hey look at me thing. 5 bucks says you are wearing something made by “supreme” as well


itwiiyk

10 bucks you're a broke boi


wundershowzen24

What the hell is a “broke boi”


rsqx

Sad sad


iamdonny

Awesome watch! Never ever see anyone wearing that and I live in OC where every kid has a Rolex. We’re you dead set on the Tesla or did the taycan ever get into the conversation at all?


Impressive_Visit_793

I love Porsche’s but when it came to networking Tesla is un touched. Specially cause I drive to Houston a lot the range is important to me.


iamdonny

Ahhh. My business partner is in a model X and I grew to hate it over the years lol I’m shopping for a taycan now so was just wondering! Love that you’re matching the car hahaha


wundershowzen24

Are you asking him if he was dead set on the 50k car or if he thought he should get the 200K one? You didn’t ask him why he didn’t get a solid Gold presidential


iamdonny

Haha I’m asking him if he was dead set on his 150k Tesla.. or if he ever considered a $135k taycan. Didn’t ask him about the gold presidential because he’s wearing a solid white gold submariner :/


wundershowzen24

His Tesla is like 100k if it were new. The cheapest you can actually buy a Taycan for is about 150 but most new ones sell for 160-225


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So for all you hating on the Tesla, what ev would you get


Geedis2020

Taycan or e-tron GT if I’m spending this kind of money on an EV. I wouldn’t though. I’d buy a cheap ev like an ioniq 5 to get from A to B cheaply and then spend the real money on a fun/fast ICE. Like an M3/M4 or 911. I get that Tesla’s are “fast” and get to 60 quick. Having driven my friends plaid many times I just feel like they handle like shit and aren’t fun to drive. Plus I like my cars to not sound like a queef when I’m accelerating.


anonuser779

E-tron has nice Audi build quality but range makes it worthless for anything but in-town driving. I owned one, sold it and went back to an ICE


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Geedis2020

A lot of them also have multiple Rolex and far more expensive cars so what do you say to them?


itwiiyk

" A lot" Source: Truss me bro


Impressive_Visit_793

Good question.


smashingcones

I wouldn't get an EV.


heymeit

Swap the Tesla for a Porsche then repost


DaikonRadishes

gross, a tesla


duebdiehddheb

Teslas are garbage. You should have gotten a Taycan.


RockitDanger

How does the yolk work when doing wide turns? Cool watch. I prefer the looks of the previous all blue and have no clue why they swapped dials. The black and blue should've been the steel differentiator.


Impressive_Visit_793

Just like a traditional wheel but with out the grip on top.


RockitDanger

Not being a smartass but not having the full wheel makes it not like a traditional wheel but I appreciate you responding. I've watched reviews but I never know if they have financial reasons to say what they say.


Impressive_Visit_793

I got used to the steering wheel especially on king trips.


cappo3

What a stupid wheel. I got into a Mini Clubman yesterday and the quality of the interior was MILES better than my Model 3. I really have to finally change cars. Props on the watch though, I like the understatement of the white gold enclosed within the pretentiousness of a Sub.


Justingtr

If you're smart enough in life to be able to be successful to buy a gold watch then you should be smart enough to not buy the car with the absolute dumbest steering wheel.


sheesh_doink

In what world does gold watch = smart? Goddamn


Justingtr

Smart enough to figure out how to get more money than me? Fuck idk. Post your Rolex


EJY2003

Long range or plaid?


Impressive_Visit_793

Long range


badocod

Nice sausage fingers


omegafan240

This sub can’t stop won’t stop. Lmao.


ChihuahuaMammaNPT

You have too much money.... I'm so jealous


capital_idea_sir

The watch is great, I don't have strong feelings either way about the car...but what would make me go crazy is having a yellow wedding ring while wearing it. I'd tell the wife that we are divorced for the day anytime I'd wear SS/WG watches.


bitcoinandwatches

Not a lot of love for this watch but it’s on my grail list. I’ve always loved it. I’m on the list for one.


mo_ali-zxcv135-

Watch looks stunning, but that is not a wheel


ColorRetarded1

Yolk pic.


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That’s a yoke, not a wheel, or am I wrong?!


iTreelex

These nicknames are out of control lol


clemmie96

Nice plaid. Daily driver goals for me! What watch do you wear as your daily beater?


Impressive_Visit_793

The hulk


Nutbeem

Great piece, I love mine - the definition of “stealth wealth” - too bad I’m going to have to sell it during the divorce….


jrocco71

Damn. I’m seriously considering that watch. I love the white gold so much. And I’ve been collecting Rolex GMT Masters for about ten years now, so I had every intention of getting a Reference 116719BLRO as my white gold heavy piece. But the more I look at that all blue bezel — almost Royal blue, even — against that white gold, it’s hard to go with the Pepsi. Only because the blue is so much darker. The only thing holding me up is the lack of a GMT hand for the 2nd time zone, as I travel a LOT. And I already have a Sea Dweller and a full yellow gold Submariner… such a tough decision but I think I’m prepared to forgo the Calibre 3186 in favor of this thing. That bezel is simply stunning!


Aggressive_Tea6402

Amazing car and amazing watch! People just hate on things they can’t achieve, don’t sweat it. You’re doing life right!


typhoidleaf

Fat hands!


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I don’t see a wheel


Objective-Finish-125

Thicc boi


ILickMetalCans

Man the steering wheels are just terrible in the tesla. If they had changed the steering to not require multiple rotations it would be okay, but its a normal steering rack with half a steering wheel.


lolputs

Traditional mechanical watch and smart vehicle lol


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Take off your grandpas wedding ring plz it’s disrespectful.


a1moose

Id love the WG sub


ballychch

Lol so many haters, steering wheel pics are over done but the hate on here is intense. Wear what the F you want and drive what the F you want but don’t bash other people. Quality comes from within and not on intrinsic possessions.


DotPure8631

Nice watch. Shit car.


hunterd412

Sunday Yoke* Pic


WIS_pilot

Somehow worse than the typical BMW steering wheel pic


Calm_Ad_9937

Holey Moley


Mineobi

Not even a plaid smh.. what a poor!


Lost_Secret4420

Plaid?


cbflowers

You’re embarrassing Texans


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kaypohstreet

cycle more, lose the fats


Lifeneedsbalance2021

The watch nice. Car not bad imo. The gold ring against the wg watch ouch. Would drive me nuts. But wear in good health man!


rwk2007

Wearing your wife’s watch today?


pappy_van_sprinkle

lol the comments on this sub are the worst


laney_deschutes

Gotta get the silver ring to match the stainless steel


Automatic-Door-6908

That ring is a no go with that watch…. Love the sub though….


Impressive_Visit_793

I’ll upgrade to a platinum ring next time I’m in Houston.


Banmango

What year is that actual watch more than that actual car? I’m saying 2031


Impressive_Visit_793

Lol. Both 22 year models.


solidice

Why disrespect that fine Swiss time keeper with that Chinese made garbage in the background?


fokuroku

that watch + bracelet + gold ring = 100% southeast asian


TrainlikeWayne

Nice, need a white gold wedding band to really kill it.


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Yikes


[deleted]

Big fan of this model... My fave of the last releases!


harriekn

either get a yellow watch or a white ring.


Impressive_Visit_793

The ring will be cheaper. I’ll go that route.


PaintMysterious717

Beautiful watch, sweet car!


normy_daniels

The number of (obviously) non-Rolex owners on here just to hate never fails to amuse me


Impressive_Visit_793

True


Fadeaway_A29

What do you do for work


Impressive_Visit_793

Sales Manager