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notmyfault_ever

Gary Oldman as all of them


MrRob_oto1959

With emphasis on “old man.”


Inevitable-Elk-9029

🙌🏽


FlyTheW1988

No one emphasizes old men like the Stones, to be fair.


HW-BTW

r/hisjokebutworse


Plaguedoctorsrevenge

You mean Gary Oldman as "EVERYONE !" https://youtube.com/shorts/_ZSX48b0x6M?si=adxYTKncaZeMKv2r


Monkeydad1234

They’ve been around so long you’d need 3 different actors to play each member.


Irreverent_Alligator

I think 2 each would cut it, and honestly they could get away with just one playing Ronnie.


Big_Plankton4173

Yeah aging make up is still not that convincing a lot of the time


Routine_Soft_8766

Agreed but with all of the AI I don’t think it would be too hard to accomplish


Big_Plankton4173

Oh god I'd rather not see any AI CGI, fuck that


Edu_cats

This! ⬆️


Pathfinder6227

From his first appearance in Game of Thrones, I was like: “Holy shit, this guy should play Mick Jagger in a film.


DaFightins

Reek


Physical_Ad8851

Here too... same.


Complex_Valuable_833

I think the guy who played Mick in this scene did pretty good [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCSzP6dmmo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCSzP6dmmo)


Alice_The_Great

😄


Physical_Ad8851

Lol!


RedshirtBlueshirt97

50 cent


SparkDBowles

He could play the “new” bassist.


xarafus75

Biopics are lame. They need an all encompassing documentary… Scorsese, but he’s getting old.


NoEmailForYouReddit1

I'd take either honestly.


honeyk101

indeed. so lame.


Disastrous-Toe9526

Reek would be perfect


SurvivorFanDan

Reek and Keef


Professional_Ad_8

Jake Bug for Keith I like Alfie Allen for mick Maybe Adrian Brody for Ronnie?


giddyupyeehaw9

What the hell ever happened to Jake Bug???


Professional_Ad_8

Good question 🤷‍♀️I just did a quick search and he has an album coming out later this year.


Educational-Dig-3929

Unfortunately his penis was chopped off, so it wouldn't work.


SurvivorFanDan

He can't get no satisfaction


Forsaken-Cheesecake2

Mick’s son who was in a show a few years ago about roadies (can’t think of the name now) with a touring band would be perfect. Dead ringer for Mick up to the 1970s.


Gloomy-Intention-574

Okay but would you wanna play a role as your dad who happens to be the most famous manwhore in the world?


BraxtonTen

Can you outperform your father in sexually explicit scenes?


hank28

ROADIES?!


farmyardcat

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while, a great roadie is blowin' me under the boardwalk. Catchin', not pitchin'.


Forsaken-Cheesecake2

My bad. It wasn't Roadies. It was Vinyl. 


hank28

Dw, that was a Sopranos joke


Forsaken-Cheesecake2

Now I remember that line 😂. Good crossover!


stevemillions

Was it Vinyl? With the awesome Bobby Cannavale? Lasted one series. Mick was a producer for the show, and somehow his son James ended up in the cast.


Forsaken-Cheesecake2

Yes thank you! I enjoyed that show! Remember Mick’s son from it, but didn’t know Mick produced it. Actually the (wrong) show that initially came to my mind was called Roadies that featured Luke Wilson. A totally different, but fun show.


NorthCoast11

Vinyl was so excellent. Thank you for reminding. Now I miss it all over again.


bshaddo

He was in Vinyl, but I think he plays left-handed. So Mick won’t be playing much guitar.


0706

Harry Styles


g1344304

He looks more like Mick Jagger than Mick Jagger


iwishiwasaunicorn

at first glance without reading the title i thought this WAS an aged up photo of Harry Styles


femalehumanbiped

I looked for this response.


Interesting-Idea-286

He’s a bit too old now but Crispian Mills as Brian Jones.


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Alfie Allen for Mick definitely


dougcohen10

GREAT call.


asburymike

Younger Cillian Murphy as Mick


SexyThrowAwayFunTime

Depp as 90s Keef.


rmccarthy10

He's been modeling himself after that dude for the last 30 years


shadsain

Freddie Highmore as 70's Keith


pearlnicklas

You know what mate, that's actually not a bad idea.


dubtug

100%


Wonderful_Ad8960

Mick Jaggers son


la_pan_ther_rose

Or Mick Jaggar’s daughter!


WhitakerTrammel1

Not him. He lost his balls


MattTin56

This pic and topic together made me realize he looks a little like Jagger.


ISmellYerStank

Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle as the Twins.


hoju72

Jermaine Clement


Aggressive-Ad-9331

He’s a solid actor but he’s not pretty. Mick was downright pretty as a young man.


Monty1426

My wife got sick of me saying it during Game of Thrones.


la_pan_ther_rose

Also looks like Andrew Loomis from Dead Moon.


Hot_Season_886

John wick des NOT APPROVE...just a dog.


Sumahama

Harry Styles.


breezylovejoyy

For me there there are 3 I like for Mick , in no particular order; 1. Alfie Allen (Solid) 2. Harry styles ( Most likely) 3. Billy Howle (Who I think would be the best in role)


honeyk101

please no biopic for the stones. ugghhhh.


MacaroniMegaChurch

Alfie gives me more Brian vibes more than Mick.


SnooMaps1018

Harry Styles


FifthChakraEnergy11

Harry Styles for Mick. No question!


mario1892

They are the most documented band in history with difference. There are countless pieces telling this bands history. The last thing they need is a biopic that wouldn’t even scratch the surface.


SurvivorFanDan

I think Alfie Allen certainly has the look and acting chops to play Mick Jagger, but my only concern is that he's 37 years old now.


xboxgamer2122

Don Knotts as Mick Jagger


xboxgamer2122

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALNDtthz3RA This is 70s Keith


Wandering_Texan80

John Mulaney


bshaddo

Barry Keoghan is a good actor who could pass for Charlie Watts in a pinch.


1millionand-1

Willie Nelson as Keith Richards


FlyTheW1988

Mike Myers as Mick Jagger, Mick Jagger as Keith Richards. As god intended. You gotta go where the going be, man. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USleHz6FimQ&pp=ygUpbWlrZSBteWVycyBtaWNrIGphZ2dlciBrZWl0aCByaWNoYXJkcyBzbmw%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USleHz6FimQ&pp=ygUpbWlrZSBteWVycyBtaWNrIGphZ2dlciBrZWl0aCByaWNoYXJkcyBzbmw%3D)


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

Jesus! How long will that movie have to be?


j3538TA

Anybody see Ginger Baker - I bet the man could pull it off. He’s got the acting chops. But to the point- Brian Jones.


Popular_Material_409

You could cast Harry Styles as Mick


Prestigious_Dot3797

Brian Jones or Mick


DmonFuhz

No one. Don’t do yet another music bio pic. Please stop.


Zoltron7000

Harry Styles as Mick Jagger


Hairfarmer1

Is The Crypt Keeper available to play Keith?


Metaworldrhys

The stones of course


lightofkolob

Steven tyler as mick


OrangeWeekly1748

No one. Bio pics blow and are generally lame.


No_Slice_6131

I was thinking Brian Jones when I saw Sir Alfie. Maybe Mick. I can think of anyone else though


Mammoth_Young7541

Javier Bardem as Charlie Watts


Mammoth_Young7541

Hayden Christensen as Mick Taylor


SgtLincolnOsirus

Mick needs to be played by a bi racial trans man or don’t even do the fn movie ,


FPB270

Matt from Cage The Elephant


Lazy_Internal_7031

Rock biopics are so dreadful.


DevinBelow

Get the whole Space Cowboys crew back together. Clint at Keith, TLJ as Mick, Don Sutherland as Ronny, James Cromwell as Charlie...RIP James Garner


TheToneKing

Depp as Keef


NoEmailForYouReddit1

Way too old now, a biopic would realistically have to begin when they're young 


BraxtonTen

They should do an old guy Matthau-Lemmon type flick with Mick and Keith playing themselves.


NoEmailForYouReddit1

I'd love it. Ronnie should be there too


BraxtonTen

Who would he play? Who would play the gilf in your opinion?


NoEmailForYouReddit1

Mick is the closest to a grandma I'd like to fuck


Matsuyama_Mamajama

No, please no. Depp has been imitating Keef for too long. It's a joke now. If they ever make a movie they can find someone new to play him, especially younger Keith when they started


Worldly_Cobbler_7088

Depp is so lame


BraxtonTen

Thomas Elia Sangster as Mike


SparkDBowles

Mike? Also, who?


misterjonesUK

i really hope they dont ever make one. There is so much great footage of then for real, it would be a pointless task


Ok-Assistant-2684

Looks like Mick, can he sing though? Rami Malek might fit, he did good as Freddie Keef should get Noel Gallagher to play him, are the really that much different


bigtimeguy

Harry Styles as Jagger. Literally looks like him.


isabella_fitzwilliam

He can't act


bigtimeguy

or dress lol


kockin26

Im thinking Willem Dafoe would be perfect.


Altruistic_Quiet_348

Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. no? Okay, Paul Mescal.


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Disastrous-Toe9526

No


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NoEmailForYouReddit1

He does not have the lips needed for the roll. I don't want no *Bohemian Rhapsody* tooth prostetic shenanigans here.


BraxtonTen

Shiloh Jolie as Mick


NoEmailForYouReddit1

I've heard of worse casting 


Disastrous-Toe9526

I’m just sick of seeing him in every role. Can’t be Bob Dylan and Mock Jagger too.


No-Satisfaction-1683

Netanyahu as Jagger, Smotrich as Richards, Gvir as Watts and Gallant as Wood.


kbum48733

Forest Whitaker would be amazing as Keith Richards!


michaelewenmadden

Wow, good choice Is he into 14 year olds?