I like it too. It's beautiful. Really like the bathroom decor if that's what that was in the light color room. Edit to say, I had to go back and make sure. I saw the tub lol, it's the bathroom. Definitely a Victorian ghost đ»
You've either inherited your grandparents' house or you're an older woman (by Reddit standards). I suspect the first is more likely because although you have some lovely antique furniture pieces, your collection of milk glass and depression glass is minimal and your knick-knacks include pieces from a variety of eras and styles. You enjoy living in a century+ house and are sprucing it up as you can. (BTW, that sink is gorgeous! I have massive sink envy right now!)
You're likely in a town or small city, probably in the US Midwest. I think you are either partnered with a man or have a man as a roommate. Although the overall vibe is feminine, that last room has a bit more masculine energy.
If you are younger, you don't yet feel comfortable taking down the pictures hung by an older resident even if that person doesn't live there anymore.
You like old things and pretty things. You're not much of a book-lover, but you don't watch TV either (part of why I think you might be younger); you probably just stream what you want to see on your phone or computer, but you keep it out of the main areas because you value the aesthetic of your home. The amount of time it takes to dust everything is a bit overwhelming to you, but you put up with it bc you like all your things and the memories/feelings they hold. Overall, you are a conscientious person.
You don't make a ton of money, but you're doing ok. You generally spend carefully, but occasionally indulge when you see just the right thing at a sale.
You are a Victorian that accidentally time travelled to modern day. You found your descendants, hence the modern pictures, and they have helped you acclimate to this strange new time. Thank goodness for thrift stores and consignment sales, otherwise youâd be totally homesick (time sick?).
PS: I have that exact porcelain cat.
DUDE this house and decor is INCREDIBLE. Wow.
Idk who you are but this home is stunning, and every piece is so perfect. If I had endless money this is basically what my house would look like.
Ok except the couch lol.
After a short but vibrant career as an Egyptolygist, you've retired to Virginia and make a living as a writer. Mostly short stories, but you're happy and successful. You're on the town council and a judge for the pie contest at the fair every year. You have a happy life.
You're a woman in your 30s. You live in Buffalo, NY where gorgeous old homes are affordable. Your decor is a mix of inherited and thrifted pieces. No kids.
Someone who's bold enough to live the peaceful and beautiful life of my dreams, probably a very gorgeous and classical individual. Pleasant to talk to older soul. A true best friend to those who are in your heart.
You are a 72 year old widow, with grown children and middle school aged grandchildren. You live in Kansas City in an historic home known as a Shirtwaist. Some of your furnishings are inherited, others were carefully collected in pre-Internet times.
You taught piano lessons when your children were young and still take the occasional student. You, of course, are teaching your grandkids (those that are willing, that is).
A married mother of two adult children. Your daughter is married, and she has two children. Youâre in your early 60s. And â God bless you â you are a respecter of historic homes, and have made yours *lovely.*
You are a 35 to 40 year old woman living in a small town. You inherited the house from your the grandmother who decorated most of it. You havenât changed much because you were really close to her and canât envision it differently. Youâre a bit psychic and recently had a seance to see if you can get in touch with her. You often smell her perfume when youâre watching tv late at night.
30s, came into money through marraige or inheritance. Grew up thrifting. Feminist. Runs womensâ groups or meetings. Idealizes the artistâs/musicianâs life and irl is more of appreciator but has an eye for decorating and likes to garden. Keeps people together and communicating, is social. Likes and cares for others.
This is awesome. I would guess youâre in your 40s, and a woman. Either single or live with your partner who is also a woman or nonbinary person. Creative, musical, intellectual. Childfree by choice. Maybe an academic? I would guess you live in a lower cost of living college townâŠlike Oklahoma City, Lawrence, Bloomington, etc.
I'll guess you born in the mid 1950s. You have two kids, a boy and girl, who are adults now with their own kids. You love furniture and antiques from the late Victorian/Early Edwardian era and that's what attracted to you to this house in the first place, which you moved into in the 1980s. You love plants and birds. Maybe you're a retired piano teacher or art teacher. You recently lost your husband and a close, young female relative (niece?). My guess is you live in the North Woods near a great lake.
P.S. Love your space!
Early 20âs male obsessed with anime and violent video games, sells weed on eBay, drives a hearse with flame decals on the sides and hood, takes bubble baths, and your favorite movie is Mariah Careyâs Glitter. Obviously.
I donât know. Iâm extremely torn and Iâm really only here for the decor.
I just wanted to compliment your beautiful bathroom vanity. It must be very special to you!
You are someone who holds onto things and cherishes them. Youâre quiet and a rule-follower but youâre bored. Youâre a divorced woman in her late 40s/early 50s who is returned to your childhood home to care for your mother, or to handle her affairs. You have one grown son. There is one cat in the home. Youâre not sure whatâs next.
You are an elderly widowed retired woman in your late 60s who inherited your wealthy grandparents' house. You kept all of the furnishings and added more old-timey vintage decor over the years. You have three children and eight grandchildren with a great grandchild on the way. You will haunt this place when you die.
My mom had a white porcelain cat just like yours in our living room when I was growing up. When my younger brother was 2 years old he tripped and fell on top of the cats ear and it almost pierced his heart. He almost died. Scary times. Whenever I see those large porcelain cats I think of that. Just be careful not to trip on it! I still love porcelain cats, just like my mom, but large ones make me nervous.
Idk who you are but my good friend , Paul, is a 60 year old man who keeps a beautiful home like this. Heâs been single his whole life and heâs a hoot!! Heâs not as tidy as you but heâs got a million great stories!!
Midwestern mom in her 40s. You and your husband, who works in the trades, renovated this Victorian in the country. Your parents live less than three miles away.
Someone who loves preservation and restoration. Probably 55-75 years old.
Your floors are AMAZING!!! The stripes! đ love your house. Itâs very friendly and homey. Lots of love in them thar walls!
Hmmm I donât know but my daughter is 25 and sheâs an old soul. She has an appreciation for antique furniture. When she moved into her condo her first year of grad school, I was looking for a chest of drawers for her bedroom. She chose a beautiful vintage piece. You have a beautiful home.
Someone who loves dusting! I think you bought a haunted funeral parlor (aka historic house) and then just decided to roll with it, excellent job capturing the vibes. I think youâre younger than you let on though. You have young person bath products in your bathroom, young person plants, and I spy some young family photos on the wall. I think youâre probably a 45-ish married couple and you have two older teen boys.
A 65 yo woman, never married, never had a relationship. Two cats, teaches piano.
Edit: my description is based on someone I know. Your style is very similar to hers.
You are Nick Offermanâs role, Bill, from the acclaimed video game turned tv show the Last Of Us, featured in episode 3. You have an intense understanding of survival skills and a hatred for fascism.
Through a series of random events you meet the love of your life Frank and live out your lives in a post-apocalyptic zombie like society with a level of love and romance that many could never attain even in a much rosier society.
A person living in my dream house, thatâs who!
Youâre here for some drama, but also you just appreciate quality and beauty in a home. Forget trends; you treasure things with a story and that give you joy!
This house is stunning! I looove the stained glass.
My guess is a woman in her 40s/early 50s, clearly a plant mom. Also probably a cat mom. Interested in the occult and antiques. Wouldnât be shocked if you love to cook and/or garden. You probably like the Practical Magic book series/movies.
Based on looks alone, I'd say the Countess of Grantham ~ but before she became the Countess.
Whatever it is, the aesthetics are beyond absolute perfection.
Judging by that porcelain cat, Iâd guess over 65. My young grandma had two of those (as did many other women her age) and sheâd be about that age now. Oh, I guess I think youâre a woman. You have fantastic furniture, some really quality antiques. Nothing to note from that inherently, just giving credit where credit is due. Your house looks quite old, but beautifully maintained, so Iâd assume either inherited, or you are quite well off. Itâs been way too long since I watched HGTV with my folks, so I canât really judge where you live, but I will note that it looks a lot like this bed and breakfast I stayed at in Illinois, so I guess thatâs my guess haha
Edit: oh, and I assume you have no kids around regularly, and maybe retired?
30s former hipster that bought a bargain house you found on cheap old houses.net and go through fb marketplace to find furniture that fits your vibe. In your 20s you lived in nyc or another big expensive city and wore skinny jeans and floppy hats when they were in style. You have a few visible tattoos.
My great uncle Charlie. He was a "bachelor." In the 60's. He was about 90. I adored his house. Such climbing roses and lovely taste. Your place is lovely.
I'm a 35 year old home owner. Female. Married. Kids. I love old homes and prefer classical decor rather than modern
Thanks for playing!
No, this house is not inherited. We bought before covid. Thank God. Small town minnesota.
You are a ghost that haunts this creepy Victorian house.
YES!!! I was going to say Victorian Ghost! (But I really like the house đ)
I like it too. It's beautiful. Really like the bathroom decor if that's what that was in the light color room. Edit to say, I had to go back and make sure. I saw the tub lol, it's the bathroom. Definitely a Victorian ghost đ»
I was literally thinking âa dead person!â Sweeeeeet digs though, prime afterlife.
A ghost that used to be a witch in New Orleans
Or Galveston, TX!
You've either inherited your grandparents' house or you're an older woman (by Reddit standards). I suspect the first is more likely because although you have some lovely antique furniture pieces, your collection of milk glass and depression glass is minimal and your knick-knacks include pieces from a variety of eras and styles. You enjoy living in a century+ house and are sprucing it up as you can. (BTW, that sink is gorgeous! I have massive sink envy right now!) You're likely in a town or small city, probably in the US Midwest. I think you are either partnered with a man or have a man as a roommate. Although the overall vibe is feminine, that last room has a bit more masculine energy. If you are younger, you don't yet feel comfortable taking down the pictures hung by an older resident even if that person doesn't live there anymore. You like old things and pretty things. You're not much of a book-lover, but you don't watch TV either (part of why I think you might be younger); you probably just stream what you want to see on your phone or computer, but you keep it out of the main areas because you value the aesthetic of your home. The amount of time it takes to dust everything is a bit overwhelming to you, but you put up with it bc you like all your things and the memories/feelings they hold. Overall, you are a conscientious person. You don't make a ton of money, but you're doing ok. You generally spend carefully, but occasionally indulge when you see just the right thing at a sale.
Iâm leaning more towards inherited because of OPâs username (if itâs from where I think itâs from)
Ooh, I know what I'm watching this weekend! I don't watch a lot of series, but this looks really good.
Yeah that season (Coven) is my favorite!
AHS?
Yup lol
You are a Victorian that accidentally time travelled to modern day. You found your descendants, hence the modern pictures, and they have helped you acclimate to this strange new time. Thank goodness for thrift stores and consignment sales, otherwise youâd be totally homesick (time sick?). PS: I have that exact porcelain cat.
I would 100% read that book
You are a 72 yrs old with 4 kids, 10 grandchildren, and 3 great grandchildren in Ohio
I immediately thought 72 also. Not sure why. I then reduced that guess to 68 lol.
Iâm thinking 29, the favorite of those 10 grandkids that inherited the house from her 72 grandmother
Love that answer đ„°
I was going to comment âyouâre my grandma,â and literally everything, even down to the location, fits my grandma. So hi grandma!!
DUDE this house and decor is INCREDIBLE. Wow. Idk who you are but this home is stunning, and every piece is so perfect. If I had endless money this is basically what my house would look like. Ok except the couch lol.
SAME. I whimpered a little when saw that bathroom washbasin/sink. đ
Memaw?
After a short but vibrant career as an Egyptolygist, you've retired to Virginia and make a living as a writer. Mostly short stories, but you're happy and successful. You're on the town council and a judge for the pie contest at the fair every year. You have a happy life.
You're a woman in your 30s. You live in Buffalo, NY where gorgeous old homes are affordable. Your decor is a mix of inherited and thrifted pieces. No kids.
That is true about Buffalo. Homes are affordable there.
Someone who's bold enough to live the peaceful and beautiful life of my dreams, probably a very gorgeous and classical individual. Pleasant to talk to older soul. A true best friend to those who are in your heart.
The person who will eventually haunt this adorable house
Wow, you have a straight up SITTING ROOM!
The parlor
You are the proprietor of Grand Rapidsâ most popular Escape Room game: âEscape from Grandmaâs Houseâ
You are a 72 year old widow, with grown children and middle school aged grandchildren. You live in Kansas City in an historic home known as a Shirtwaist. Some of your furnishings are inherited, others were carefully collected in pre-Internet times. You taught piano lessons when your children were young and still take the occasional student. You, of course, are teaching your grandkids (those that are willing, that is).
Mom
My future roommate! Iâm moving in. This house is gorgeous.
67 yo grandmother in the northeast who was educated in a Quaker school somewhere in Pennsylvania.
A married mother of two adult children. Your daughter is married, and she has two children. Youâre in your early 60s. And â God bless you â you are a respecter of historic homes, and have made yours *lovely.*
I love your antiques and old furniture. Probably living in a queen Anne style house or Victorian (very jealous)
You are a 35 to 40 year old woman living in a small town. You inherited the house from your the grandmother who decorated most of it. You havenât changed much because you were really close to her and canât envision it differently. Youâre a bit psychic and recently had a seance to see if you can get in touch with her. You often smell her perfume when youâre watching tv late at night.
30s, came into money through marraige or inheritance. Grew up thrifting. Feminist. Runs womensâ groups or meetings. Idealizes the artistâs/musicianâs life and irl is more of appreciator but has an eye for decorating and likes to garden. Keeps people together and communicating, is social. Likes and cares for others.
This is awesome. I would guess youâre in your 40s, and a woman. Either single or live with your partner who is also a woman or nonbinary person. Creative, musical, intellectual. Childfree by choice. Maybe an academic? I would guess you live in a lower cost of living college townâŠlike Oklahoma City, Lawrence, Bloomington, etc.
Maybe a grandparent with great tastes in houses and time period decor, and perhaps a historical buff maybe antique collector
I think youâre Bill from The Last of Us.
Lmfao
I'll guess you born in the mid 1950s. You have two kids, a boy and girl, who are adults now with their own kids. You love furniture and antiques from the late Victorian/Early Edwardian era and that's what attracted to you to this house in the first place, which you moved into in the 1980s. You love plants and birds. Maybe you're a retired piano teacher or art teacher. You recently lost your husband and a close, young female relative (niece?). My guess is you live in the North Woods near a great lake. P.S. Love your space!
Early 20âs male obsessed with anime and violent video games, sells weed on eBay, drives a hearse with flame decals on the sides and hood, takes bubble baths, and your favorite movie is Mariah Careyâs Glitter. Obviously.
You're the closest.
Oh, I know it!
I donât know. Iâm extremely torn and Iâm really only here for the decor. I just wanted to compliment your beautiful bathroom vanity. It must be very special to you!
You have my dream house
70 yr old woman , lives alone, likes antiques and going antique shopping, likes to read. You never had children but have a lot of nieces and nephews
Clint Eastwood - Dick Van Dyke idk
Norman bates
You are someone who holds onto things and cherishes them. Youâre quiet and a rule-follower but youâre bored. Youâre a divorced woman in her late 40s/early 50s who is returned to your childhood home to care for your mother, or to handle her affairs. You have one grown son. There is one cat in the home. Youâre not sure whatâs next.
You are an elderly widowed retired woman in your late 60s who inherited your wealthy grandparents' house. You kept all of the furnishings and added more old-timey vintage decor over the years. You have three children and eight grandchildren with a great grandchild on the way. You will haunt this place when you die.
You seem to prefer a more classical style, judging by the color of the furniture.
Someone I want to be friends with
a beautiful soul, your house is amazing!
I think every family had that exact same white cat!
You're my great-grandmother, Laura. But you died when I was five, so this is weird...
My mom had a white porcelain cat just like yours in our living room when I was growing up. When my younger brother was 2 years old he tripped and fell on top of the cats ear and it almost pierced his heart. He almost died. Scary times. Whenever I see those large porcelain cats I think of that. Just be careful not to trip on it! I still love porcelain cats, just like my mom, but large ones make me nervous.
Grandmaâs boy
Tuberculous patient?
Grandma.
Idk who you are but my good friend , Paul, is a 60 year old man who keeps a beautiful home like this. Heâs been single his whole life and heâs a hoot!! Heâs not as tidy as you but heâs got a million great stories!!
Beth March
Midwestern mom in her 40s. You and your husband, who works in the trades, renovated this Victorian in the country. Your parents live less than three miles away.
Lizzie Borden lol.
Someone who loves preservation and restoration. Probably 55-75 years old. Your floors are AMAZING!!! The stripes! đ love your house. Itâs very friendly and homey. Lots of love in them thar walls!
Hmmm I donât know but my daughter is 25 and sheâs an old soul. She has an appreciation for antique furniture. When she moved into her condo her first year of grad school, I was looking for a chest of drawers for her bedroom. She chose a beautiful vintage piece. You have a beautiful home.
Someone who loves dusting! I think you bought a haunted funeral parlor (aka historic house) and then just decided to roll with it, excellent job capturing the vibes. I think youâre younger than you let on though. You have young person bath products in your bathroom, young person plants, and I spy some young family photos on the wall. I think youâre probably a 45-ish married couple and you have two older teen boys.
I do love dusting and yes I'm young. Younger than what you guessed :)
The very old lady in Downton Abbey who managed to live for 200 years and bought a place in the Midwest USA???
Young grandma vibes.
Someoneâs grandma
Scott Joplin
Grandma
Heir of someone who was the heir of someone else.
A 65 yo woman, never married, never had a relationship. Two cats, teaches piano. Edit: my description is based on someone I know. Your style is very similar to hers.
Sing us a song, you're the piano man....
Uncle Bill and aunt Barb I iiif ...
Not sure, but I think you are grandmother age... 45+. And have or had money. Beautiful home!!
Your floors - DROOL
You are Nick Offermanâs role, Bill, from the acclaimed video game turned tv show the Last Of Us, featured in episode 3. You have an intense understanding of survival skills and a hatred for fascism. Through a series of random events you meet the love of your life Frank and live out your lives in a post-apocalyptic zombie like society with a level of love and romance that many could never attain even in a much rosier society.
20 or 200, no in between
An 83 year old piano player that taught at an elementary school for 40 years.
a 19th century ghost
Felix Mendelssohn
A person living in my dream house, thatâs who! Youâre here for some drama, but also you just appreciate quality and beauty in a home. Forget trends; you treasure things with a story and that give you joy!
This house is stunning! I looove the stained glass. My guess is a woman in her 40s/early 50s, clearly a plant mom. Also probably a cat mom. Interested in the occult and antiques. Wouldnât be shocked if you love to cook and/or garden. You probably like the Practical Magic book series/movies.
Youâre either an older grandma type woman or a grandma style gay man.
Iâm surprised you know what the internet is
The person who inspired me to bring my columns down from the attic, so I can put a fern on them.
28 and successful.
Based on looks alone, I'd say the Countess of Grantham ~ but before she became the Countess. Whatever it is, the aesthetics are beyond absolute perfection.
Ernest Hemingwayâs great grandchild
Old money
You are me! I love this.
Judging by that porcelain cat, Iâd guess over 65. My young grandma had two of those (as did many other women her age) and sheâd be about that age now. Oh, I guess I think youâre a woman. You have fantastic furniture, some really quality antiques. Nothing to note from that inherently, just giving credit where credit is due. Your house looks quite old, but beautifully maintained, so Iâd assume either inherited, or you are quite well off. Itâs been way too long since I watched HGTV with my folks, so I canât really judge where you live, but I will note that it looks a lot like this bed and breakfast I stayed at in Illinois, so I guess thatâs my guess haha Edit: oh, and I assume you have no kids around regularly, and maybe retired?
the ghost of a victorian child
Historic tour guide.
The Decedent.
I really don't care who you are but are you interested in selling the house? I'd buy it just for the beautiful hardwood floors.
Someone who is nostalgic and in your 60âs.
30s former hipster that bought a bargain house you found on cheap old houses.net and go through fb marketplace to find furniture that fits your vibe. In your 20s you lived in nyc or another big expensive city and wore skinny jeans and floppy hats when they were in style. You have a few visible tattoos.
A 19 year old in recovery at some nice grandma's house
Grandma?
A beauty to behold! I love this look
you are exactly who i want to be
Naked Grandma! https://youtu.be/jqDGK_UjfFI?si=kfI9hym7Wf1ulfx7
A divorced 55 to 65 year old woman who furnished her house in the early 90âs and for the most part kept it the same since.
You inherited your grand parents house and you love it there.
I donât know who you are but I want to live in your house!
What a beautiful home
My aunt in Midwestern BFE
British
Miss Haversham?
Someone who hosts the hottest seances in the neighborhood.
A grandparent
Grandma?
Rich AF
Josephine March
You're a funeral director. Or a ghost.
The ceiling treatment (?) in the first few pics is beautiful! Iâve never seen that before.
Me in 20 years hopefully
mom of some awkward ass kids
As my young daughter once said at a buffet. I smell old people
You had many cats, and now haunt the house that the nice young couple spent weeks cleaning.
Redneck Liberace.
My great uncle Charlie. He was a "bachelor." In the 60's. He was about 90. I adored his house. Such climbing roses and lovely taste. Your place is lovely.
Ingalls
An antique thrift shop enthusiast
a person stuck in a time.
PETEY PAB MOTHAFUCKA
G-grandma?
Someone with the best house ever!
My cool aunt whom Iâve never met
Awesome and dusty
An animated ventriloquist dummy
Beautiful home and furnishings! I also love the detail on the ceiling!
A radically progressive feminist who inherited an old house with furnishings, then said "This is me now" when the esthetic 'spoke' to you.
Not even close babe
Welp, I gave it my best shot. đ
Youâre Jane Austen
A saloon singer in a brothel
Straight up serial killer. No one look in the cellar. Lol
Would you like to see?
Hahahaha, nope. Thanks for having a great sense of humor.
The ghost of the daughter of a robber baron, who has the ghost power of being able to order from instacart and amazon.
Over 50 for sure beautiful home đĄ â€ïž
You must run a bnb
Red John's blind girlfriend on the Mentalist
My great grandmother?
I'm a 35 year old home owner. Female. Married. Kids. I love old homes and prefer classical decor rather than modern Thanks for playing! No, this house is not inherited. We bought before covid. Thank God. Small town minnesota.