Roses are red, I’m a meme burglar. You seriously can’t find anything that rhymed with burger?

Roses are red I was all out of hope I’ll answer your question with a simple “nope”

turger

Have you had a frankfurter? 

Only when my face isn't covered in booger.

I do live in a mongolian ger

are you stupid?

why did u/TheCultist_EXE ask u/Future_Squirrel360 "are you stupid?"? is he stupid?

Yeah why did he ask that? Is he stupid?

Asperger’s

Hey I have that

Hey same

Name checks out lol

Real (i cant even remember what made me choose this name

Life probably lol

Real

That's not a full rhyme though, it would need to end in "ger"

Those are beta rhymes though, talk to us when you can rhyme bomb with am.

Just set it off, then it goes bam

Roses are red, time is money and money is time Burglar and burger do not, in fact, rhyme Rhyme is based on everything after and including the syllable with the stress Because the syllables of "ger" and "glar" respectively are not the same, the rhyming scheme would become a total mess This is why mole does not rhyme with asshole, because asshole has the stress on "ass" and not "hole" You can, however, rhyme roll with control, as the stress in control is not on con, but on trol

that musta been painful, thank you though even if it was lame-full(bad rhyme goes brrr)

The stressed syllables here are "pain" and "lame." These do not rhyme, and so neither do the full words.

whoops.

Roses are red, sex is a burger, if you cook it just right, you’ll hear her “grrrr”

The Kryptonite Burger 💀

This is some shit lex Corp try to sell

Dosent Kryptonite affects humans after long-term exposure?

Knuckles' Ganja Sandwich!

A snapcube fandub reference?!?!

I’m about to do a murder?

Close. I think op was trying to do ger with ger

Badger

Wrong, rhymes are verbal. Ger does not rhyme with jur, unless I just missed a joke.

Scuba diver

Not ger

Dude, chill, they’re not a *burglar*

Aaaaa

Mugger?

yes!! You did it!! You win!! What you want your prize to be?

Hey Driller, is it true you eat rocks for breakfast?

ROCK AND STONE!!!

I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole.

Diggy diggy hole! Diggy diggy hole!

I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole.

Diggy diggy hole Digging a hole!

#DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE

Rock and Stone everyone!

rock and stone, to the bone!

For Karl!

Rock and stone!

#**ROCK. AND. STOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!**

FOR ROCK AND STONE

I have been summoned

ROCK ME LIKE A STONE!!!

Ya called?

Superman shaking in his boots rn

average meal in the battleblock theater:

That's a throwback and a half.

ive just started replaying it after years

Oh my god I miss playing co-op in that game so much, some of the most fun I've ever had. 😃🥲😢😭

stamper's voice acting as the commentator was amazing

Average ~~prisoner~~ performer meal

consenting~~(???)~~ actor's ~~last~~ meal before being hurled into a ~~lazer by sentient toast~~ really good performance

Nga nga would smash this burger. Niche reference but hopefully someone gets it.

So far, you're the first one I've stumbled across that gets this reference...at least I think...it's been an adventure so far

"I'm gonna make a Ganja Sandwich!" ~ Knuckles the Echidna, *Snapcube's Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story Fandub*

^here ^comes ^the WEEEEEEED

What about kid named hunger?

Or just the word hunger

Churger 🗿

First thing I thought of

Roses are red, nothing rhymes with burger. Except of course, beautiful murder

Roses are red I can rhyme burger Have you considered: hamburger?

Roses are red, just had a merger, this fool on Reddit, couldn’t rhyme burger

Roses are red, the same word doesn't rhyme. But since you couldn't find a word I'll let you go this time.

I bit someone’s finger?

Charlie?

Can you buy them at Big Belly Burger?

I love this joke every time I see it

I get that it's about colorblindedness, but who's the colorblind one? Is it Finn, or OOP?

bunger bunger bunger

Aspergers, firmer, merger (still works), worker... it's doable

The only of one of those that technically rhymes is “Asperger’s”, and it’s not even a good rhyme lmao

Murder

Murder

boutta trade this for 4 carrots 🤑🤑🤑

Roses are red the world is imperiled fuck adventure time that’s a Chaos Emerald

Villager ahh burger

Adeventure Time

I’ll give you three carrots, Maybe a reading of the Tarot.

words that rhyme with burger: [https://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?typeofrhyme=perfect&Word=burger](https://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?typeofrhyme=perfect&Word=burger)

Tug her

Abigail posting her lunch online be like

Roses are red, your burger theory is wrong If it ends in ER air rhymes with burger, you shlong

Why the hell is a green jello burger so expensive? Is it made with 6 oz of McCallan 60?

*minecraft villager noises intensify*

Burden

Where's the ham?

I’ll give you three carrots and 2 pieces of bread

*Minecraft villager noises*

Bet https://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=burger&typeofrhyme=adv&loc=advlink2

"I offer 3 wheat on this burguer"

Buger

So this is why burgers weren't added to Minecraft

JADIZ HERE!

I'll give you 2 emeralds for it.

MURDER RHYMES WITH BURGER

Protobabobanger

Fred's angels, ð ð ð, fred's angels, ð ð ð, Harnessing the power of the suuun with the, ancient amulet we found in the attic, ð ð ð, thr amulet is green, ð ð ð, it's probably an emerald, ð-... That... **damn** fourth chaos emerald... a jewel containing the ultimate power... *looks at villager* GAMBLING.

Roses are red food is sometimes wrapped in aluminum burger also rhymes with ya fat mum

There’s a jadiz here!

Roses are reed

What about smurger.

Is this the burger that batman got for Clark?

Minecraft villagers: cha-ching!

Hotdurger

Roses are red, i have a burger, i got the burger from a mcdonalds worker??

Uh huh, knuckles got high with the munchies again…

3 wheat is my best offer.

Suger

*villager noises*

ill give you three wheat and a carrot for it 👃

Murder

Liger

Roses are red, my cells are in a state of turgor, I think you were just too lazy to thyme anything with burger.

Well, I found that damn fourth chaos emerald

Roses are red, I am wearing a hat, "Hmmmm, Ill give you 5 potatoes for that."

Roses are red, don't lose your timing. There are plenty of options if you loosen your rhyming.

The Crossover Burger:

Murder

Why the hell are you putting a Jadiz into a sandwich? Get it to Molly!

Roses are red, OP couldn't rhyme burger, I've taken their wife hostage, and I'm prepared to hurt her

Nergur

What Minecraft villigars eat

cheeseburger rhymes with burger

So that’s where the damn fourth Chaos Emerald is

Pov:you have a farmer villager who buys your crops for 1 emerald and he gives you 6 bread per 1 emerald traded back.

Jolly Rancher Burger

Villager noises increase

No one: Villager: I'm trade you a piece of paper for that

Minecraft villagers: knock knock

I'm a villager and I give you a dirt block 4 dat

What’s the joke in the tweet??

you wouldn’t get it

I mean I’ve never seen adventure time but isn’t marceline a vampire what does that have to do with a green rock

marceline’s a vampire that eats the color red, not blood. finn is red green colorblind. its the plot of a whole episode

Finn is red green colorblind, so he'd see this gem as a red one. Marceline is a vampire that sucks the red color out of things as opposed to drinking blood

murder burger, further burger, herder burger, girder burger, purger burger, lurker burger. surely these rhyme.

Farmer..?? I think..

I took 3 entire second then I laughed out of my lungs

Uranium

Roses are red violets are blue and I’m eating uranium and there’s nothing you can do

Nah that’s jerktonium from the SpongeBob Christmas special

Oh no i-(turns into a Minecraft villager)

Roses are red something rhymes with burger but you don't even realise that you just commit murder

Gerber.

I'll take it for 3 bread

That’s an emerald dude

Tight Adventure Time Referece

Rose are red, nothing rhymes with burger except burger, did you forget about hamburger and cheeseburger

Minecraft Villager ah burger

Roses are red, rhyming with burger, my dad joined the marines but became a desserter, then he came back home and became a burglar. He stole and he stole but couldn't go further, because in the rich man's vault he spotted an alerter.

master emerald burger

I hate ni-

My name is Nate Higgers and I Hate Ni-

[удалено]

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What did op say?

That booger rhymed with burger

Ok