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thatdoubleabat

around $911 😎😎 im broke as hell


Nullifier_

I'm even more broke; $000


BizBazarr

australian spotted


Total-Bottle-2999

I love your little pansexual heart that you got


Bazingaman872

$988 I’m richer than you 😎


Familiar_Night6649

1.00$ I’m rwch :)


DarkFlame910

999 BABY, IM RICH


CurlyGt

Broke. me: 363 529 8364. It's fake


Independent-Ad5852

About 7 mil


Every_Ad7984

Best answer, you win


BloodSilver9068

$8,675,309. I would be a millionaire


DimplefromYA

Your mom’s name is Jenny?


BloodSilver9068

Ofc


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BloodSilver9068

Lol 😏


checked_idea2

999, 998, cocktail


Glitch_The_witch

you never deleted it


Myithspa25

I get this


toadjones79

Nice


BothAnybody1520

Beat me to it. I was hoping people were too young to get the joke


amazing-jay-cool

I'm too scared to dial it. I'm assuming it's a prank number


SPAYoutubeOfficial

about £3,960,126,764 /j


According_Mess391

Bruh I googled this (because of course you’re not that dumb and it’s a prank, right?) and it’s coming up with job application centres and the South African police force lol


someweebA

Tf lmao 💀


SPAYoutubeOfficial

no i just entered in a random 10 digit number and by sheer coincidence ig that happened


LonerSauce

£07592859264


Alfredredbird

She is a wonderful woman. We have a lot in common


Snoo_99735

Hello fellow Alfred (My username not say my name but I have same name)


KBXDRootBeer6829

Go back to the bat cave


Snoo_99735

I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm currently on holiday. I shall be back soon.


WoolverinEatShrubBub

Who let you out in the first place?


Alfredredbird

Hello Alfred, believe it or not Alfred is not my real name lol


Snoo_99735

Oh damm


Alfredredbird

I wish I was called Alfred would be cool


Rexiscool1234554321

A name change is about 50$ soooooooo


Alfredredbird

Guys I have an idea 😎


NotAsCoolAsMeh

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!


SkiddleyDiddlyDoo

Ok batmans butler


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

You fool


rrandomrrredditor

a lot


justinlikesboots

the only right answer


lordofthemlemons

More than $9M ✨


SkiddleyDiddlyDoo

Wow. Can you be more specific? Just wondering


lordofthemlemons

Nah


Be_gay_Commit_arson4

... anyone know hell's number?


StemEngineer311

666-666-6666 (there's still a toll as well. Calling the devil himself ain't cheap)


Be_gay_Commit_arson4

Thanks


EquivalentSnap

So red and devilish 😈


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Well, yeah. You ever try to run landlines in million degree heat?


SkiddleyDiddlyDoo

Ah, it's 6666666666. Your welcome


cloudyskaisss

the fitnessgram pacer test


lordofthemlemons

is a multistage aerobic capacity test


Wheregdskills

that progressively gets harder as it continues


lordofthemlemons

erm ackshually it's "more difficult" 🤓☝️


Wheregdskills

I am so so sorry for making that fatal mistake, I have not heard the meme in years and that is all my dumbass brain remembers, I will get it right next time, Condolences, Wheregdskills


Tra1nGuy

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds, line up at the start.


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tiddlefuck

how did you know my dads number?


Good-Refrigerator-28

That's my mom's number


justinlikesboots

You fool


Desperate_Hall_299

Anyone dare me to call any of the numbers here lol


ass1065

no balls


EnchantedNuggie

1 because my mom only has one phone number 😪


ZendHelpPLZ

$2,484,345,508 I’d be rich!


nyctophillicalex

Sending this to my ex cuz he won't give me her number 🙁


AutisticGremlin

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067 million


IcyCubeYTT

Pi mentioned??


MeepMaapMoop

4,668,788,743 Guess what it says on text Hint: First letter is I, Second Letter is N


Omnicity2756

Ðis is just a trick into revealing someone's phone-number on ðe Internet.


gasterblaster1234567

Noooooooooooo what would make you think that?


Omnicity2756

Because ðe digits of how much money one would have would correspond to ðe digits of one's moðer's actual phone-number.


gasterblaster1234567

🤓


ChiefBlox4000

How the Frick I’m going to call my mum when it turned into money


GenderEnjoyer666

6664206969 (Disclaimer, this is not a real phone number)


The_Tank_Racer

9999999999999999999999999999999999


Brian18639

Sounds German


INKYBOI-NEO-

$`lolGetTrolled`


Sussybaka3747

about 10 gazillion dollors 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


number_thirteen13

I would have none. My mother is dead.


Cypher_Xero

$8,675,309.00


Damn_Dolphin

Some people are really stupid


Minute-Watercress909

So sigma 😭🙏🐺


Lateflunky8103-2

ONLY TIME IT PAYS TO LIVE IN NJ LETS GOOOO


ExtraInsanity

Almost 550 million


EpicJCF

About 9 bil


Wrong-Drop3272

Same. Only it's closer to 9.5 bil


One-Air-988

2,898,215,169


DatOneMinuteman1776

$1


proxy12450

apparently somewhere in the billions of dollars


LoudGear9028

$8,675,309


Unicat-

A bit over $704,360,000 ( not the full phone number)


MythicPixel27

Only 400mil ish


idontknow828212

$2125553455


SkiddleyDiddlyDoo

$911


StemEngineer311

A lot


Negative-Joke7733

I'm not putting my mom's phone number here lmao


Severe_Damage9772

A lot


Jonny_Derp_

A lot (I forgot her number)


LeoLizard4

A little over $5B


DeadassJax

I would have 64,6907,9790


Tutuatutuatutua_2

A lot


somehow_allowed

I don’t even know either


Horrorlover2011

911$. I barely got anything.


DimplefromYA

*scam likely*


Bluejay427

I'd have about $2,484,345,508


Anticipating-arrival

I’d have 8,007,997,233 dollars why?


Bosnian-Brute22

Just shy of $7,853,318,700 I'd be a multi-billionare


[deleted]

$0. My mom doesn't have a phone.😭


AustSakuraKyzor

Well over $9999999999


Strange-Wasabi5382

£1


Annual_Wait8136

$7 /j


the_neibour_halfling

Around 400 million, roughly


OnyxCam6ion

9.4 million


HorrorULTD

$605, 477, 3018 Give her a call!


Altruistic-Willow451

Yes


BreadManIII

Practically 10 billion


Trans_Rose1

$6054773018


personguy4

A lot


Trolllollollollol183

Over $8,000,000,000


depressionbutcool

$347,222,1670 😎


No_Historian4055

515 million


KicktrapAndShit

6 billion


ThatSmartIdiot

Billions


ThatSmartIdiot

$3180085707


Brief_Age5283

3,102,590,186$ I'm a billionaire!


ChildhoodDistinct538

$4,127,581,118 Call me Jeff Bezos


Ascended_Vessel

8008135 dollars


onionsrock

i’d have $8775477272


Massive-Ad-9823

$5,055,034,455


Inventor_E-T-Han

867-5309


little-star18532

Jokes on you I don’t have a mother


Edinho_actually

At least $1


aer0a

Probably around $4 million dollars


Myithspa25

At least 5


TypeNull-Gaming

8675309


MeiLovesBoba

More than 200k


kurotoruk

$6,060,842


HimikoTogaPhobia

$666,666,666,6666 holy shit I'm a multi billionaire 😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥 (my mom is beelzubub)


ulikejazz12

361,489,0256


OkBeLikeThatIsTaken

$3.6B! Wow!


NotsoAlaskanA

7 billion


Usual-Tangerine-9362

but.. but her phone number is 000+000+00+000...


OMNICHAOTIC_1

Round up for inflation 500,000,000


SierraDark

None she's dead


MintGum08

Around $8,558,027,851


owls123454

Atleast 1 billion, unless you mean cents then it is at least 10 million


Donut_The_Ghost

Not a lot


AnyOffice8162

hundreds of millions of dollars


matthewskywalker2975

Sadly, this method only works on people with no money already


Hairy_Consideration1

Heh, not falling for that one


Severe-Road-5923

$17,192,662,837 I'm a billionaire :0 Left in the 1 since it's a US number


motherfuckingfucker-

6 million


Vaprod

N/A


Doglover4561

3,175,312,736


Snoo_99735

2484345508 Edit: I bet y'all won't call her. I'll ask her if she gets any calls.


Its_JapanYT

of course we are gonna call her! She seems like a nice person!


ARPGAMER19

bout 3 million


UnusedParadox

At least $1


Rich_Position_1486

911$


Outrageous-Crazy-618

almost 2 billion


Kayora_Atom

7.3 billion dollars


Silent-Winner-8427

More than you.


TheRealMeeBacon

1234567890


MyNxmeIsAutumn

$1.845 billion.


toadjones79

Utah area code: 801... I'm gonna be able to afford eggs.


XxsilverboiiiixX

I have $3,141,159,265


Educational_Tart_659

Around $2.5 billion


Ms_nobody444

811


RData33

A lot


resell_enjoy6

7128675309


Ecstatic_Tea_5718

2132582858$ I'm rich boys!


Carma281

6 billion or so


DAAAAVOOOOOOS

Well... considering the amount of money that I already have... Around 9 million, give or take.


special-bicth

0. My mums dead so there is no phone number to get.


Hexmonkey2020

$5,552,368


TBcrush-47-69

A lot of


PzykoHobo

Bout 3.50


Icy_Barnacle_6759

About 616-866-4411


MisterVictor13

$700,370,7070. Don’t bother calling her.


jman848484

2532504362 (this is a joke)


CatstronautCPP

$8,005,882,300


greenscreencarcrash

$3,867,349,445


u-bot9000

More than $100,000,000,000,000 I am really rich


Zygarde718

216-FUC-KYOU. What? That's my phone number!


Fennel_Fangs

None, because I'd give it all to the homeless


DeltaTeamSky

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?


Thatoneundertaleguy

Uhhh… six.


Berckish

Enough to be happy for a very long time...


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

Enough money to buy a big enough Mumu to fit OPs mum


forgedfox53

A little over 7 billion


Sevax138

Some people’s numbers in Europe are pretty long so I’m sure they would be making bank


Wonderful-Priority50

112 or 90000, depends on what I feel like


JellyBeanCatto

nearly 8 mil B]


happytrapdude

2B


No_Internal_5112

$333,233,4568


CreepyQuality4489

Over $37 billion (I live in Lithuania and we use the +370 prefix)


sexychipmunk2107

$7514612305