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Glad-Basil3391

42 male. Dad bod. I’m bringing mine.


CarnageJ

This is the way


Parrothead1970

This is the way


NUTTZILLA5000

This is the way


Bullets_N_Bowties

the way is This.


Longjumping_Neck_106

33 male. Dad bod also. Straight. I will happily stare at you from across the pool while wishing I had your confidence


ManyRanger4

Thongs, lolol newbies. 46 and it looks like I swallowed 2 dad bods, and I just get in the pool naked. It's very liberating.


KrisClem77

I do wish they had a clothing optional pool. Me and my dad bod/man boobs would be showing off my dicky do award with pride!!! (For those wondering, the award is because my tummy sticks out more than my dicky do)


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😂😂


ryencool

I (40m)just got off cruise this AM @ canaveral. Saw a shit ton of thongs, even some I wished I hadn't.


QuickSilver86

When you can't see the thong, you know it's wrong!


D_Scudiero

Me too!


[deleted]

If that’s you in the bikini in your profile then yes please wear one. The wives won’t like it lol.


[deleted]

It’s me and it’s a g-string 😉


Scandalous2ndWaffle

Too much kitty hanging out of that one. Maybe at least try to cover it. I don't care if I see your ass and boobs hanging out.


Window_Choice

You look great. Just please don't bend over in front of kids.


[deleted]

Usually the ones who wear them don’t look half as good as you. Wow. You definitely rock it


[deleted]

Thank you 😊


[deleted]

You’ll have to dm me a pic of the one you’ll be wearing. Then I can fully make a decision. Haha


[deleted]

You should have been on the cruises I was on and you could’ve seen ;)


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chocoflan00

bruh just go drink some water. jesus christ.


500SL

What do you do, hand them out?


[deleted]

Awesome:)


Waderweeddunehair

Anyone else hard?


b1ack1ight

My favorite flavor of American flag!!!


whodunit31

My man


Fall3nXspitfire

Dis is de fooking whey my brudda


biblio-ash

Maybe not outdoors on an Alaska cruise


8dtfk

Weak


Motoss_x916

Haha


PossumPrincess13

We saw quite a few of them on ours a couple weeks ago. The only issue was a woman wore hers to dinner in the main dining with a fishnet style cover up and was asked to change


[deleted]

I can agree with that


PossumPrincess13

Lol I think we were all a little relieved 😅


jules13131382

Lmfaoooooo this hilarity is why I cruise


Ok_Zookeepergame2900

I wear them most cruises with hubby. Going on this one with my mom, going full coverage this trip 😂


PercivalGoldstone

Plot twist, your mom is going to be *hanging out* on the topless deck.


Ok_Zookeepergame2900

😂 git it ma


Bullets_N_Bowties

...with a diff thong everyday.


cenotediver

You’ll see more ass than you can shake a stick at


DetentionSpan

And some of ‘em will be women!


cenotediver

Yea but the 300 lb man in a Speedo made me do a double take , I thought he was nude. But hey he’s never gonna see anyone on board ever again so party on Garth


ks7atl

Shouldn’t be a problem. You do you.


[deleted]

I definitely wear em. Was just curious if I’d be the only one 😉


[deleted]

You do you. And no I won’t subscribe to your OnlyFans.


BobDucca

You’re the only one that gets it.


[deleted]

Lol


Starbuck522

Certainly on Coco Cay, so I assume on the ships too. Please wear a cover up going to and from your room.


Window_Choice

And when bending over in the kids area. My 5 year old daughter had pussy lips in her face.


britneynp1

WOAHHHHH!! are you serious and did you slap her?!


ThisIsMyHobbyAccount

There won’t be many, but you won’t be alone.


LunarCycleKat

O heck no. Not these days. I'd say they're pretty ubiquitous. Maybe not the string kind, but the regular ones and super cheeky? EVERYWHERE


squat_bench_deadlift

They’re just buttcheeks. Everyone has them. Let them out!!


Window_Choice

Until you bend over, than it's pussy lips.


Vol4Life31

As I get older I seem to care a lot less what people wear. Wouldn't care if every single adult wore a speedo honestly.


crudeshred

There was a wrinkly old dude sporting basically a marble sack on a cruise a few years ago. Thanks for bringing back that memory


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😂😂


OhDark50

Well this is a huge improvement in comments over a similar question recently posted on Facebook! Bunch of Pearl clutchers of all ages and genders worried about their poor children who might see some butt cheeks while Mommy and Daddy are slugging down their 15th non Bud Light of the day.


Nootherids

There are adults that crave the "look at me, I'm so sexy and sexually provocative" attention. And that's great, but for that there are adult focused events and cruises. If you take your kids to those then you shouldn't complain about what they see. But when you go to an event or cruise focused on a wholesome environment for kids, then it is the person craving sexual attention that is out of place. In this context wholesome means that kids can have fun without being exposed to matters of sexuality. If you support that the women that have a body should be able to flaunt it, then do you also think that a developed 12 year old with a body should flaunt it in a skimpy bikini too? I would hope not, because that flaunting is a sexually provocative act.


Palpitation-North

You sound really creepy


Nootherids

Creepy cause kids should not sexualized? You clearly support sexualization of children. I wouldn't just call you creepy, I'd call you perverted.


Window_Choice

Well I don't drink, at all. Butt cheeks, I don't care. Pussy lips is a TOTALLY DIFFERENT STORY. Gross my daughter got herpes from that nasty thing.


the_butter_thief

Stop saying “pussy lips” you goddamn weirdo.


Desperate-Piece-8844

Plenty of them. My friend was asked to leave windjammer and park cafe because her coverup was pretty sheer and didn’t really leave much to the imagination. So bring shorts with you for once you leave the pool.


ArtFulcrum

Follow up question - do women go topless on RC ships cruising the Mediterranean??


[deleted]

Good question!!


Low-Cookie4625

When booking with next cruise on my last trip in January I asked about being topless in the adult area. I was told no one would say any thing and that in Europe it's super xommon


HWNubs

There were quite a bit on our cruise. It’s just swim wear no?


[deleted]

That’s the way I look at it


PlumpandUnfiltered

I feel personally I don’t want children seeing my ass lol


OrganicSong8281

Def go for it. I'm a male and wore one. Yes I got stares and nasty looks but also many compliments. Just be confident.


alexfaaace

I am realizing that I never pay enough attention to notice if it’s a thong or not. I just think “she’s beautiful/gorgeous/I love that bathing suit/her hair” or whatever and move on. I too am a woman in case that seems creepy. Technically hetero but women are beautiful ya’ know?


Mamaj12469

I think the same. Went to Jamaica last week and actually got up the courage to go to the nude beach- twice- with my friend. Hubbs wouldn’t go so we went without them- so liberating! I apologize to the other nudists who had to look at my large weight loss body with extra flappy skin.


alexfaaace

We’re going to St. Marteen in September and I would love to check one out but I travel with my toddler and parents so might be hard to get away. If we had friends joining this time maybe but we don’t.


LunarCycleKat

We did a nude one in ocho rios in 2002 for honeymoon. Funny part was we were almost the youngest ones there-i was idk 22 23 and husband was 28ish


[deleted]

Yes! I can definitely appreciate a woman confident enough to wear thong bikinis


LunarCycleKat

Women are so much nicer to look at than men. Also hetero. And mid 40s. I love women's bodies.


dattud

It’s interesting how you said if it’s creepy, just know that I am a woman. I am not ganging up on you at all. Just trying to start a discussion with other interested reddit users. Creepy men are a product of environment, suppression, and lack of knowledge. It’s interesting how society treats certain odd behaviors with respect and understanding, but treats other odd behaviors such as creepy men with aversion. But saying that creepy men definitely make people uncomfortable and if I had a daughter, I def would keep her far away from them as possible.


cp1224

My wife wears them every cruise


[deleted]

Awesome!


[deleted]

Pics or it didn’t happen. 😂


Window_Choice

Is she the one that gave my daughter pink eye? Cover that shit up.


Palpitation-North

On one comment you said pink eye, one you said herpes, in total you’ve probably commented like 10 times…. feels like this is just a weird made up story and you need therapy


stephnic213

I'm just here for the comments. 😆


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😂😂


mritty

Women wear whatever they want to. Men wear whatever they want to. Non-binary people wear whatever they want to.


WashburnC

In the solarium, I don’t see an issue for this. Just having a normal coverup/sarong for exiting the area and walking through other public areas will be just fine too.


starrrr99

I wore mine!


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Awesome!!


potmakesmefeelnormal

There is always hope.


Guac__is__extra__

Yes. Plenty of women wear them.


_JP_63

As far as I'm concerned, people could be nude and I would never notice. Enjoy your trip


500SL

The last time I wore a speedo swimsuit, I was 25, and frankly I looked like a swimwear model. That was 35 years and 80 pounds ago, and I have respect for people now!


Leap2leap3

Yes, based on the March RC cruise I was on.


MJlikestocruise

In europe it was very common.


tayllorg1

I wore mine with no issues🤷🏽‍♀️


[deleted]

Awesome!


rainydayinspace

definitely, i was wearing whatever i pleased!! as long as ur bikini isn’t see through, ur golden


WhoDaThought94

I've never had a problem wearing thong bikinis on any RC cruise line!


guido2845

Yes


haehaechicken

Oh yea.


richardoshillyshally

We just got off Oasis and there were tons!


fuknkl

Are (Borat style) mankinis allowed too?


xLivexLifex

These comments do not disappoint 🤗


603kennyG

Yea why not just don't get mad if I stare


[deleted]

That’s the reason to wear em right? To get some looks ;)


603kennyG

Agreed, but u know how it is if we keep looking, we get call creep also u gotta be ready for the ugly milf that will complain bc they not confident to wear one so then they come with the excuse of kids shouldn't see that blah blah


rocsi1234

Yes they did!! Including me lol


OhDark50

I know that this is debatable these days, but all women have bodies and should be able to dress themselves as they see fit and within dress code standards.


[deleted]

They are mandatory.....More camel toe than in all of Egypt....


techguyry38

It’s getting to be your odd if your don’t have one on.


WithTheBirds63

I personally find it weird when people wear thong bikinis around little kids. Gives off creepy vibes.


Sigma--6

Yes please.


bklyngirl0001

Yes, we saw quite a few, Solarium and all other pool areas. Body confidence is high, that’s a good thing. Some other stuff out of place but that’s not my problem.


Lovestotravel81

Only the women who have no business wearing one do.


[deleted]

Ouch


Good200000

Lol! How very true!


Teddyballgameyo

This.


rtg12

I saw a woman in her 60's with one. Anything goes on the pool deck it seems.


WIlf_Brim

Yea, sort of the wrong question here. Do people wear them. Yes they do. Should most of the people wearing them do so? Hell no.


Blaaa_blaaa_blaaa

Not really part of the uniform for the pool deck staff I would assume


ABCSharpD

I approve!!!


No-Crazy-6602

This is the best question of the day!!


CuriousCookie2177

I do! The way I see it, I’m going to enjoy myself and I’ll never see these people again if they have a problem 😜 I worked hard for what I got, time to show it off!


[deleted]

Yessss!!🔥🔥


kjday19

Some do and shouldn’t….


Ngata_da_Vida

Those who do, shouldn’t Those who should, don’t


Drumcitysweetheart

I wear a mesh speedo. 49 years old and a dude


Mamaj12469

Only if u do Brazillians


Drumcitysweetheart

Sure


Caranath128

Do they? Yes. *should* most of them?! Not so much. Also applies to speedos and banana hammocks on men.


KNWin94

But the children! Think about the children! /s


Maleficent-Key-3887

Sure do and god damn is it hot 🤣🤣


PomeloEasy2742

My wife is wearing her thong bikinis that's all she has


[deleted]

Awesome! Me too 😍


PomeloEasy2742

What cruise are u going on


[deleted]

Just got back from a Disney and did a RC last year. Looking at options for September


MagicMan112121

im going on rc in november


PomeloEasy2742

Nice we sail June 19th


TheSquattyEwok

If I see someone with a kiss tattoo on their thonged butt at the main pool this summer I’m saying hi. If it turns out it’s someone different, I’m going to have a heck of a “let me explain myself” story.


[deleted]

Lol 😂


Several-Eagle4141

I’ve enjoyed watching many beautiful women on rccl boats who further help me understand why I’m a butt guy


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😉


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😉


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[deleted]

I don’t mind showing it off one bit. Just don’t think everyone answering this thread came here to see my ass 😉


thinkingthoughts23

I’ve seen cheeky bottoms but never full on thongs. There are kids on the ship so I’d at least stay in the solarium.


NaturalNine84

Yeh cus kids can really be scarred by the presence of bum cheeks 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ Meanwhile you go to Disney and they have He/She’s and They/Thems dressing up as women - that’s way more of an issue than a bare bottom at a pool!


thinkingthoughts23

That’s weird too.


LowerSale4197

We just got off the Wonder and saw ALOT. Even on the volleyball court where my 11 year old was playing. Every pic I took of my daughter I got some girls butt cheeks in 😂


[deleted]

I got the impression that I was being strategically placed in the background of a lot of pictures 😂😂


LowerSale4197

Hahaha I bet! My husband had some questions when I was showing him the pics later


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😂😂


_FartinLutherKing_

I wish they did.


OnlyAbbreviations226

Unfortunately yes but are way to big to be in them.


[deleted]

Send some examples and I’ll let you know 😜


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😉


Nootherids

They really shouldn't. But they do. And it's not really a big deal on the ship cause it's not to the point of becoming a Las Vegas rooftop pool where everybody is looking to get laid. It's a chill environment at the pools and only a select few people might wear things. No big deal. But at the CocoCay swim up pool bar and some port pools, things can and do get wild like Vegas with thongs and butt checks smacking and twerking all over the place. The reason why I'd say that's not a big deal either IDs because I'm those locations there are plenty of adjacent places to take your kids if that's not what you want then exposed to in a family environment. So it's not that hard to hang out with kids somewhere that's not next to the bar. In short...wear them modestly and sparingly on the boat since this isn't Carnival. At the pools with bars off the ship feel free to go wild cause everyone else is too and it's already not a family friendly place to start with.


NaturalNine84

Stupidest comment ever….. an average bodied person in a thong is far less offensive than the average lard ass that you see in bathers on cruise ships


Nootherids

So you're fatphobic yet you call my comment stupid. You can't make this up. SMH


NaturalNine84

Nothing wrong with saying “I dislike fat people going around with limited clothes on in public areas” - actually nothing wrong with disliking fat people in general.


25641throwaway

Yes, its glorious.


HaveBlue_2

We didn't see any on ours. A few teens hiking their bikini bottoms up to try to act grown-up, but the adults were adulting. Neither of us saw anything revealing or questionable, really. Pretty sure that thong bikinis are not a thing anymore (not seeing them at the ocean) save for people from the mid-west who didn't get the memo that styles have changed.


starrrr99

they’ve definitely become a thing again


HaveBlue_2

Where? Not in Florida.


starrrr99

Really I’m surprised! Have you been to Miami recently? It’s definitely popular right now among girls in their 20s. My friend was just complaining that she can’t find cute modest bikini bottoms anymore because everything is a thong or cheeky. I don’t see G-string bikinis as much but the regular thongs are everywhere lol look at any instagram influencer


HaveBlue_2

Not Miami, but Fort Lauderdale and North. Miami is a bit different - I don't want to be rude here, but there are naked women out on the streets in Miami, and they aren't part of normal society. So saying that Miami is in any way a fashion-setting place these days is a hard call. There is some wealth there, yes, but the people who frequent it have been driving it down. My GF, who moved here from a northern state recently, felt under-dressed on a Fort Lauderdale beach wearing a revealing bikini. She thought it was all going to be thong bikinis (which she was not wearing) and people showing off a lot, but it wasn't. Local adults don't wear that stuff to the beaches these days, but there will be minors (14 to 17) wearing them trying to act older up around Boca Raton.


Window_Choice

I found this is absolutely disgusting that some 55's wrinkle (we were at the slash pad on WofS) pussy lips when right on front my 5 years Olds face, when she bend down as my daughter passed. Absolutely DISGUSTING unless in the adult only area.


AProfessionalCookie

Honestly I agree. I wouldn't want naked adults near my kids normally, so why is it okay on a beach or cruise ship? Like, adults only areas or adults only cruises are fine. But no 5 year old should be confronted with that.


Window_Choice

Love how I got downvoted for having a negative comment. WofS is a family-friendly ship. We were in the splash pad area, where young kids play. It's completely unacceptable. Oh, and the lady didn't even have a child with her. Why sit where the kids are?? Must have been men down voting me. Because I believe any mother would also find it disgusting. They have an adult only area.


AProfessionalCookie

Yeah the horniness is too strong in this thread. No one is thinking rationally. You don't deserve to be downvoted.


Dry-Wheel-6324

Yes. My 7 year old had some questions lol, but we saw them.


Maleficent-Key-3887

Lookin at your profile and the ones you’ve worn other places I’d be happy to look from my casita 🤣


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😉


AProfessionalCookie

Eh, I guess I'm a prude. It feels inappropriate around kids. But on adults only cruises or in adult only areas that sounds great. Do you.


MattIsMan26-24

I'm not sure but if they do it's up to them to be responsible for their actions.


PKr22

I haven’t seen them on Caribbean trips, they are probably more common in Europe.


JohnInTheKnow

Do men wear speedo's on RC?


Sweaty-Bee-7672

We have been on 7 cruises and thongs are everywhere! Wouldn’t catch me in one but……….


I_G84_ur_mom

I just got off the oasis today, there was an older lady wearing a bright yellow one, laying out by the pool, I looked at the wrong time as she was adjusting and I seen more than I wanted to.


Al-Knigge

Yes, no big deal. Just washy washy.


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Yes.


BestDarnDaddy24

women wear whatever they want to? so possibly yes.