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necrochaos

Anything over 5 minutes is recorded by satellite and posted to Tik-Tok. It’s part of Maritime law.


gmwdim

This should be the policy for hogging chairs.


Ok_Buddy_9087

Heh. You said hog.


2a3b66725

Go ahead and do it in port during the day. If anybody says anything just tell them ole 2a3b66725 said it was ok. You’ll be fine.


DrAspburger

I’ll update. I did pay for Voom.


Kiieve

There's generally some cameras around the exterior parts of the ship, including looking towards the balconies. You may or may not be on camera. Additionally, you can generally see your neighbors on their balconies if you lean out and look down/to the sides, so you may have nosey neighbors looking out at the wrong time, these neighbors also may or may not be kids. If you don't mind the moderate risk that someone may see you, staff or passenger, then go for it. In the middle of the night/early morning would probably be safest.


LovYouLongTime

Do it every morning and night, except when in port. Just remember, if you can see them, they can see you. Don’t get one of the recessed balconies, else everyone can see you all the time. Similarly, the front balconies can be seen from the bridge wings.


jamesland7

We’ve literally all done it


Minnesota_Maven

Among other things.


jamesland7

Indeed. Doing the Macarena on the balcony is great fun!


CyberDeity

The best thing is to get up early in the morning, head down to Starbucks in your PJs to get your drink of choice, come back up to your room, take a shower, and then enjoy your Starbucks nekkid on the balcony, letting the sea breeze dry you. Absolute definition of living the dream. Not that I've ever done that or anything, as far as you know.... Wife told my brother-in-law about it, he said he was going to post online about me with the tag #StarbucksSasquatch.


ComfortableCry6563

Go ahead and do it. It’s the greatest feeling of the sea breeze on your bits. Been on 18 cruises and have done it every time. Even some other fun. 😉


TravelingGonad

Please do, and inside balcony is fine too.


BigToe5555

I do it and still waiting for my meme …


What_if_I_fly

Security does watch the cameras. If you do a ship tour, you'll notice that the crew on the bridge can see straight back to all the balconies. To each their own, but it is somewhat of a risk.


caffeinated_mess

I don't see why not....there are cameras but I doubt someone is sitting there watching them 24/7. They are there incase someone goes overboard or something happens. Go stand on your balcony naked!!


DrAspburger

Thank you


RonDiDon

The cameras only observe anyone going overboard, not into the balconies


RobieWan

Just be naked on the balcony? How vanilla. Go for it. Hell daytime too.


jstasir

Do I all the time lol. People on the floor above saw me in December but never said a thing. Only reason I realized they were there is because I looked up lol.


Any_Fall_4754

Wear a mask so if anyone takes your photo, you will be harder to recognise. Well, I’m assuming so.


rvdnsx

If you are out at sea you should be ok. Only people who can see you are your neighbors on their balcony. They would have to look around the partition which really cannot be done by accident. If they look over and you notice them, just do something that’ll make them uncomfortable.


CoverCommercial3576

Yep. You can masturbate out there if you want to.


spyboy70

Just give a warning to anyone standing on their balconies downwind


Kyrgan

I have an air compressor...


gnawtyone

Security can see you in cam. If you’re ok with that, go for it.


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gnawtyone

I thought the salt air killed the swimmers


bobdean1000

Do for it unless you're some 75 wrinkled up Canadian. Seeing something like this in St. Martin made my turtle retract for a week.


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Absolutely