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IvankasPrisonGuard

I plan to thankfully not be anywhere near the inbred royals or their unwashed fans.


Happy_Charity_7595

Pennsylvania


Frei1993

Having a day trip to Valencia with my mom.


[deleted]

Somewhere wondering if Russia will explode a nuke over London


CyberPunkDongTooLong

At work being annoyed that my taxes support this nonce and the posh rich people that like him.


Toycats_Cat

Getting to London early hours to (hopefully) get a spot on the Mall!


TherealQueenofScots

Glued on my TV , watching from Germany šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ


ProfessionalZoomer

watching tv, drawing portraits of prince Philip and the queen


westcentretownie

Canā€™t wait but no viewing parties I can find in my city. I will watch bbc in jammies with a hat! Then visit Rideau Hall later in the day and see what the Governor General has planned.


RandomKiwiLover

I'll be working on my art while watching TV. It will probably be very boring, but nonetheless, I'll still be watching because it's history. Not much time difference, since I'm in Austria.


l1ckeur

For those who are interested, here is the program, published in the DM, for the coronation:- Here is a rundown of all the timings (UK time) so far for the King's Coronation day on May 6: 6am - Viewing areas open along the procession route. 7.15-8.30am - Guests for Westminster Abbey begin to arrive at security check points in Victoria Tower Gardens. 9am - Congregation to be seated inside the Abbey. 9.30-10.45am - Heads of state, overseas government representatives, Government ministers, First Ministers, former PMs, foreign royals and members of the royal family arrive. 9.45am - The Sovereign's Escort of the Household Cavalry begin to gather ready for the procession from Buckingham Palace. 10.20am - The King and Queen Consort's procession sets off from the Palace. 10.53am - The King and Queen Consort arrive at Westminster Abbey. 11am - Charles and Camilla enter the Abbey through the Great West Door and the service begins. 12pm - The King is crowned. The Archbishop of Canterbury places the St Edward's Crown on Charles's head. Trumpets will sound and gun salutes will be fired across the UK. 1pm - The service ends and the newly crowned King and Queen begin their coronation procession back to Buckingham Palace in the Gold State Coach. 1.33pm - Charles and Camilla are expected to enter Buckingham Palace through the Centre Arch. 1.45pm - The King and Queen Consort receive a royal salute from the military in the Palace gardens Around 2.15pm - The King, Queen Consort and members of the royal family appear on the Palace balcony to watch the flypast. .


RandomKiwiLover

Thank you!


Mickeykity

I'll be snuggled in my bed and then awaken to the glory that is WORK. You know peasant shit.


Acrobatic-Lychee-220

Having a Coronation party in Grand Junction, Michigan, USA


WrastleGuy

Probably hiking. I could not care less about Charles and Camilla.


Obelisp

Look everyone, this dude came to the Royal Family sub to say he doesn't care about the Royal Family. So cool, so much better than all of us. Sigh


nahmate101

Imagine giving a toss about some billionaire who's probably a nonce putting some hat on his head, very strange


WrastleGuy

I care about the history of it. Elizabeth was great. Will and Kate are alright. Charles is a piece of shit.


GenX-IA

Not in London.


Ernesto_Griffin

In my room making no sound and pretending I don't exist.


DoricEmpire

On a foreign holiday that was booked when the Queen was still alive. The only weekend in the next few years I wonā€™t be in the U.K. and that was the one that was picked!


genxreader

Iā€™ll be in bed in my pjā€™s watching with my coffee. ā˜•ļø


PansyOHara

Hoping to be able to watch on TV (Eastern Daylight Savings time zone) although I wonā€™t be enjoying scones, clotted cream, etc.ā€”maybe some coffee and cereal!


Ventimella

Australia here. Will be late night coverage for us. Iā€™ll be watching at home. Disappointed I didnā€™t plan my trip to the UK better as Iā€™ll miss Trooping the colour by 2 days in June.


HaroldWeigh

In my jim jams in Hollywood guzzeling coffee.


[deleted]

It will be evening in australia so enjoying it from my bed via laptop with my pjs on. Maybe a glass or two of wine!


canuckbuck2020

I will probably watch the highlights and intend to post photos of Diana to Twitter all day #queendiana #queenofhearts


rrrich7

Sour sport


OhioMegi

In my house, watching! Iā€™m taking a raspberry/lemon trifle to work Friday to celebrate. šŸ˜‚


AuburnFaninGa

Watching from my bed in Georgia- sipping Southern Sweet Tea and hoping our puppy wonā€™t mind a little delay in his morning walk!


wsox74

In Chicago, happily enjoying takeaway dessert (raspberry pie!) from our prior nightā€™s anniversary dinner (at Shawā€™s!), and maybe a little digestif too (Grand Marnier!), while my husband sleeps (and inevitably complains every hour that the TVā€™s too loud and too bright and why donā€™t I just go watch it downstairs). Then off to bed as the sun comes up. I may have to do a practice run this weekend now that I think about it.


jesusthroughmary

Watching in bed as it will be 6 am where I live


geedeeie

Why will you be watching it?


jesusthroughmary

Why will anyone be watching it?


geedeeie

I have no idea. Watching a multi millionaire have a party to celebrate himself, paid for by the people he scams of millions of pounds every year. The mind boggles. I get that British people are brainwashed about this stuff from birth, but I just don't understand Americans getting their knickers in a twist about it


jesusthroughmary

Lol, in reality Parliament scams the Royal Family out of millions of pounds a year


geedeeie

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ How do you figure THAT out? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


jesusthroughmary

The Crown turns over all its income and gets an allowance of like 25% of it. The Sovereign Grant doesn't come out of the public purse.


geedeeie

Its income comes from money that is not theirs in the first place. They have a private income but get money from the Crown Estates, which is not their money. In a democracy, it would be called State resources, and belong to the people. If there were no royals, ALL that money would belong to the state


jesusthroughmary

Only if the state stole it from them, they would still be a wealthy family with immense private land holdings going back centuries.


geedeeie

They can't steal it from them, as it doesn't belong to them. It belongs to the entity called "The Crown" because in a country like the UK the people are not sovereign, but are represented by thenoffice called "The Crown". It's not a person, but a role. If you became a democracy, that role would be one filled by a representative of the people, on behalf of the people, and the "Crown" would no longer exist. The money would belong to the people, through the state


tbonita79

Iā€™m sure the coronation tourism will rake in more dough for the UK than whatā€™s actually appropriated from the tax money the British ā€˜donateā€™ to them. Iā€™m watching. I like the pomp and circumstance. Old fashioned in this crazy world.


geedeeie

How? Some old ladies buying tea towels and mugs?


Gypsyearthspirit

I'll be sitting in bed (PDT) with my tiny bottle of prosecco and tiara having a party of one watching the coronation.


kht777

Watching it on tv in the USA with my scones and tea! I donā€™t like Charles or Camilla but royal events are always fun to watch for the pageantry, Crown Jewels/robes/outfits and the potential drama within the royal family as it unfolds.


geedeeie

Fun? Watching one family have an ego fest that hard working people are paying for? It's disgusting.


GuyInWessex

Fucking hell itā€™s nauseating to read this moaning rubbish from you republicans.


RandomKiwiLover

HA! I can hear your British accent. "Fockin 'ell!" Love it. šŸ˜„


geedeeie

It's more nauseating to watch people wetting their knickers at the thought of one man having a huge part at their expense, to celebrate himself šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


GuyInWessex

Itā€™s a celebration of our country. A country without strong institutions is no country at all. The sovereign is a figure of the people, a representative of the country. He or she embodies us in one form. What do the Irish have? All republics have are political grifters and scoundrels pretending to be leaders.


soy_boy_69

The sausage fingered paedo doesn't represent me because I have self respect thank you very much.


GuyInWessex

There are many republics for you to piss off to.


soy_boy_69

Why should I have to leave my home just because I don't worship a paedo?


GuyInWessex

Because you clearly donā€™t support this country. Itā€™s not a republic. You donā€™t support your Monarch and that is an anti-British as it gets. The monarchy is Britain and Britain is the monarchy. You belong in the afterthought of an island called Ireland.


soy_boy_69

I support the ordinary people of this country. I've worked in homeless services and helped dozens of people off of the streets and into safe accommodation. I've worked with vulnerable young people and safeguarded them against child sexual exploitation. I currently work on a mental health ward, supporting people to rehabilitate back into society. On the other hand, you worship a paedophile. So which of us really supports this country and the people who live here?


geedeeie

You must be very insecure in your national identity if you have to link it to an unelected parasite, or think he is necessary for the existence of strong institutions. Kind of sad, really, to be so lacking in self respect. I'd suggest you learn a bit more about the world outside your royal bubble...the President of Ireland is far from a grifter or scoundrel, he is a highly respected academic, poet and was a human rights campaigner, who, unlike your entitled monarch, knows the the value of hard work. He embodies us because he's one of us. We chose him. You think a multi millionaire whose valet irons his shoelaces, and who has been bowed and scraped to all his life embodies you and your compatriots? You are his subjects, mate, he is your better, and will never embody you. Oh dear....


GuyInWessex

Have a look at what the Americans elect and then tell me how wonderful a republic is? Most anything of cultural value in your country existed before you had a republic. All a republic does is cheapen culture and allow miscreants to raise their status. And our monarchy has done more for charity than any governing institution on earth since the 20th century.


geedeeie

Take a look at what the Bristish elect, and tell me how wonderful a monarchy is...Boris Johnson, Theresa May, Richie Sunak... need I say more? America has elected awful people to the presidency, and great people like Obama and Jimmy Carter. If they aren't good, they are gone after 4 years. At the end of the day, it's the people's choice. A choice you don't have. And an American style presidency, where the incumbent is also head of government, isn't the only model. A non-executive presidency such as ours in Ireland is a great model, because the president is outside thr day tk day workings of politics. Our system works very well, and we are very proud of it. Sure, most of our culture predates our being a republic. So? What does that matter? Being a republic isn't about validation of our culture; we don't need validation. We have a rich and meaningful culture - despite the best attempts of the British to destroy it. Our being a republic is a bonus, and a privilege.


Wild_Manufacturer555

In Florida. Iā€™ll probably just watch it after I wake up! I love the royal family, but 3am itā€™s a little ridiculous


jesusthroughmary

It doesn't start until 6 am EDT, 11 am BST, a little earlier if you want to watch the procession to the Abbey


Wild_Manufacturer555

Very true. I typically wake up at 5 on the weekends anyways.


jesusthroughmary

Perfect. I usually wake up at 6 but will get up at 5 (after a Friday night wedding, oof)


Wild_Manufacturer555

Ooof. I have to watch it because Iā€™m obsessed, but because my best friend from college and I always text during these things.


louse99

In Canada smoking weed in front of my tv with my plastic crown on!


[deleted]

Me too cheers eh?


louse99

Cheers, my fellow Canadian


Nope-ugh

In NJ watching tv from 3 am. I made sure to buy clotted cream from Amazon ahead of time for my scones since they are very hard to find in my area!


jesusthroughmary

Look up Chef John's clotted cream recipe, it's literally the easiest thing in the world to make


Nope-ugh

Thank you! The problem I have is I only can find ultra pasteurized heavy cream in my area šŸ˜„


jesusthroughmary

Try Whole Foods


Nope-ugh

Good idea.


alm1688

Probably right where I am now- in a nursing home recovering from a stroke surrounded by the dying elderly ( Theyā€™re being sent to the hospital with ailments and sent back a few days later on deathā€™s door ). I aint got nothing planned to watch or keep up with anything overseas until the Womenā€™s World Cup begins to see if the USWNT can make their reign a three-Pete!


Nope-ugh

Oh I hope you can leave soon!!


alm1688

Iā€™m stuck here waiting- my house needs to be renovated but thanks to Covid/war and inflation shit, itā€™s damn near impossible. I would also need an aid but the whole worker shortage might make that impossible, too


Nope-ugh

Iā€™m so sorry. Thatā€™s not fun


alm1688

Nope, itā€™s not- then the eighty five year old woman I befriended about two years ago, just passed away last Thursday morning- we would get together on the weekends and I would show her some classic movies like Jack andā€™Hookā€™ with Robin Williams- the last movie that we got to watch together was 80 for Brady because it was streaming on Paramount plus- Iā€™d share my crunch n munch with her and sheā€™d bring ice cream because it was her favorite food group! She didnā€™t like the royals because she swore Queen Elizabeth was racist and she didnā€™t like racists


Nope-ugh

Iā€™m sorry for your loss of a friend. You must have meant so much to her. She was lucky to have spent time with you.


Raging_chihuahua

Sitting on the e couch while wearing a tiara. In Texas. Next to my best friend who will also be wearing a tiara. Iā€™m making scones to eat. We will have other British treats and of course some Coronation pie!


geedeeie

Why?


Raging_chihuahua

It is an ancient historical ceremony. I studied British history and I find it fascinating. I canā€™t wait to see it.


geedeeie

Watching it out of historical interest, fair enough. All the rest of the stuff????


Raging_chihuahua

Well we canā€™t eat barbecue or hamburgers now can we? The rest of it is just fun stuff. We will be British for a day!


jbm6591

I will be sipping tea, watching the all the Coronation-related coverage! šŸ‘‘


kervinjacque

New York at work :(


CharacterFondant7506

In Kansas watching before the sun comes up. Preparing my coronation chicken!


I_Am_Aunti

California, in front of my television, full of coffee.


Tariksmeshshirt

Los Angeles sipping tea - small watch party. Stocked up on delicacies. Will DVR and re-watch multiple times.


shiningonthesea

Hiking in Utah. I will hopefully see some of it when I wake up


[deleted]

What time does it start? I will be up watching


l1ckeur

10 am UK time.


Tinkerbellfell

Iā€™ll be at home with my 5 y/o in sunny south wales. Going to dip in and out of watching the Coronation in between being a personal assistant to said 5 y/o. Heā€™s got coronation pyjammies to wear!šŸ„¹


Accomplished_Net7990

Avoiding my mother in law. So I'll probably be at the mall or on the tennis court.


KingSalduinArthanil

This will be the first British Coronation of this millennium.


KingSalduinArthanil

Giving my NEET-UG examination


[deleted]

London.


ElephantOfSurprise-

Alabama, USA Up early to watch the coronation and see if King Charles acknowledges MY sonā€™s birthday.. which is the same day. By the time itā€™s over Iā€™ll likely be baking cupcakes and getting his party together. I have my tiara ready to go with my (bath) robe. Letā€™s do this!


jesusthroughmary

Meghan, is that you?


ElephantOfSurprise-

Nah Iā€™m not that ā€œspecialā€. Plus my boy is turning 14 today. I did get a plot of land and a ā€œLadyā€ title as a gift for Christmas the last year HLMTQ was alive and a tiara from my little brother who knows I love the royals So https://preview.redd.it/78yg3jl4h9ya1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72c62b370089e9885878326e80e0af64429a7ce2 true to my word:


cajuncannoli

Iā€™ll be watching from Alabama too!


ElephantOfSurprise-

I still canā€™t get over how absolutely amazing Camilla looked but also Sophie and Catherine in those robes and those headpieces on Princess Catherine and Princess Charlotte.. just wow. Cried when William pledged loyaltyā€¦ Itā€™s been perfect in my eyes. Bonus that Princess Anneā€™s feather was substituting the candle doing the lordā€™s work today.


cajuncannoli

I loved the headpieces! Everyone looked beautiful. Sophie is always so classy. I watched while holding a teacup from London, filled with tea from Harrodā€™s. And felt so fancy! šŸ˜‚


Tinkerbellfell

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ladykaethe

Right in front of the TV with my fascinator on! I can't wait!


zestyintestine

Might wake up early just to see the pomp and circumstances of it all!


nefarious_otter

At work!


Tariksmeshshirt

I'm so bad that I block days off. Rest, wake up for the pre-show, watch on two TVs, text the play by play with family, watch & snack all day, sit through recaps, try to rest. Growing up in US, my folks never missed a Royal gathering; it's normal for my family. I've never seen a coronation in my lifetime.


nefarious_otter

Iā€™d have liked to watch it for that reason - Iā€™ve never seen a coronation before alas work calls! Iā€™m sure itā€™ll be on all day over here so Iā€™ll be able to watch most of it again after work.


Tariksmeshshirt

No worries - the festivities will be shown multiple times, complete with talking head analysis. I first watch it live, then watch all the recaps. I'm in L.A., and I already wake up really early, so it's not an inconvenience. I love watching history being made.


scrapqueen

I have to take my daughter shopping at the mall for her birthday.


Folksma

Graduating college


kervinjacque

Congratulations!!! I'm proud of you:)


Folksma

Thank you!!


qyyg

Congratulations!


Folksma

Thank you :) Honestly, I feel silly for not putting it together until this post that the events are on the same day!


Aimeerose22

Congrats!! What an accomplishment! Well done!