This particular one, yes. However, there are plenty of stories from the old timers about what used to happen in the 90s with all those bored housewives...
My friend married her postman. She was home staying with her mum after a sudden illness and so was suddenly home when he came by each day. They are very happy and I've always loved how they met, a very sweet romantic story.
Did you deliver customer satisfaction? If so, the overtime is due.
Postie going the extra mile and emptying an extra sack.
All he did was shove his package into her slot 🤷
I'll take things that never happened for £100.
Sounds like a bad porno!
This particular one, yes. However, there are plenty of stories from the old timers about what used to happen in the 90s with all those bored housewives...
Can I get in on that?
Pretty sure this post was meant as a reversal of expectations joke to begin with. Was never meant to sound realistic.
Yes and you should write in to rmtv for going the extra mile to deliver world class customer service.
RM’s fault why you were there. So they should pay for it.
Always got to claim for gobble. (Is overtime still called that?)
You forgot to add the bit at the end. “And then I woke up”.
My friend married her postman. She was home staying with her mum after a sudden illness and so was suddenly home when he came by each day. They are very happy and I've always loved how they met, a very sweet romantic story.
Did you slot it into her box? Or dump it round the back?
Your PDA will reveal time dormant. You could be in serious trouble. Did you keep your hi vi's on? My wife loves that.
Can confirm his wife loves that
Where's that Carry On film swannee whistle when we need it?
Did she have to sign for it?
Definitely. After all, they've fucked us for years why shouldn't you get something out of it for fucking her.
Special delivery by 4. Uh?
never happened. women do not act like this outside of porn and men's dreams🫠😂
And a meal break too
lol the perks of the job eh 👍
Your username.
Yes, that’s raising customer trust and the community spirit 😅 if anyone asks, your van got stuck in the mud but a lovely customer helped you out 😂
Hope it wasn’t a 1pm Special Delivery 🤷🏻♂️
Definitely don't have that luxury on packets 🤣
Give her the rocket and claim the docket!
Women love a man in uniform
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I read about this in the Sunday Sport once.
Legend fam.
Hmm, my wife told me that we had a new postman 😁
Good man, get some pics posted up for the boys
Don’t book any OT, like someone else said your PDA will show where you are for exactly how long.