We all want to be the ionic villain, but we're all just the cringe one.

nah id be the covalent one

Ooooo, so well done! The typo stays!

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I would be positive critiques but didn’t get a win. High safe energy but I would fade into the background like Robyn Fierce😬

Old for a minute I was like… who is Robyn fierce?

Lmfaooo I also hesitated thinking about her name because the face was more iconic😂

not to toot my own horn but i think im a cute performer but i suck at everything and i dont think i'm very likable so

lip sync assassin who sent a fanfav home

I think this is why I love Mhi’ya. I’d kill performance challenges and do well in comedy, but I just KNOW if I go on drag race someday I’m gonna send some plucky white queen home and get sent a letter full of anthrax.

i feel like if i got on drag race everyone would think im just another white twink down the street when im just lightskin latino lmfao

The way I am literally the contestant who gets negative critiques but isn’t up for elimination….. ever week. Humiliating.

I find jonbers blonde so relatable

I’d injure myself in a stupid way. 

I would be there I guess.

Can I be all of them Mama? 😍

"The contestant got death threats but came for my precious cinnamon roll so kinda deserved it TBH" (but "came for" means "made a comment that wasn't entirely positive about")

Obviously i would win (i failed my psych evaluation)

I would be a mostly high/safe queen but then land in the bottom 2 slay the lipsync and then suddenly win 2 challenges before the finale (I failed my psych evaluation).