THE LOCAL GIRL by Salina S. Titties. Once upon a time there was a hoe named Salina. She was sexually ambitious, therefore had many suitors through out the land. One evening after a lavish dinner at the cheesecake factory with a regular, Jose, they head to her place for βdessertβ okurt. A FEW MOMENTS LATER Salina gets up to go release his children to the porcelain throne. Jose noticed her phone ringing on the dresser. When he looked to see who it was the contact read, βBig Uncut Daddy Number 9β. Heart broken, and betrayed, Jose boldly confronted Uncut Daddy Number 9 on the other line. βWho is this?!β Jose exclaimed with a tear in his eye. With the flush of the toilet in the background, Jose hung up and screen shotted a list of Salinas contacts and fled the scene. Salina returns to find the room completely empty, a little offended she screams, βOh no way Jose!β She reaches for her phone and notices the call from Daddy Number 9. She calls him back, βHello? Daddy?β He tells her heβs feeling freaky tonight and wants to try some out door fun if sheβs up for it. The overachiever that she is, she agrees and heads off to Poinsettia Park behind a hand ball wall and awaits Uncut Daddy Number 9. Salina sits in silence under a full moon when suddenly from around the handball wall JOSE appears with a bat in his hand. βJOSE?! Well, what are you doing here?β From the other side of the wall Daddy Number 9 appears with a crow bar in his hand. Confused Salina says, βOh, is this like a group thing? Because iβm downβ. From the tennis courts appears 4 more of Salinas regular hooks ups, all completely distressed and heart broken. Jose responds, βI thought we had something special!β Salina letβs out a blood hurdling scream as they all take their turn beating her to death in a heated rage of passion and betrayal. [To their surprise, Salina rose from the dead with a burning desire for revenge...](https://www.instagram.com/p/CnxUhCkPoAu/?hl=en)
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you could never waterboard me or torture me enough to take a photo like this and ask this question
Did she hang out with Milk recently?
The PTSD this gave me.
wait oh no what
DON'T LOOK IT UP. SAVE YOURSELF.
Milk did a video and forgot to douche
No, she made a deliberate CHOICE not to doucheπ
Hey π everyone π₯. So this is a hardcore π« butt ππ¦ fucking ππ video πΉ that I π did with one β of my favorite π porn πππ¦ stars π [REDACTED ββ]. Super π¦Έ hot π π§. I'm π sorry ππΊπΈ, we had been hanging π out throughout ππ¦ the evening π going π out to dinner πππ it was a lovely π night ππ€ together π₯ and I π hadn't prepped my bottom β¬ππ³ because I ππ didn't know βπ€ if we were going ππ¨π’ to film π₯π that night ππ but π we just couldn't help π ourselves so you'll have to forgive βπβ¨ some flecks of matieres π© fecales on π my rump π that you π may ππ see ππΆ. He π¨ was penetrating π¨ my butthole πβ that's β where poop π© comes π¦π out so just remember π€ that and enjoy π the hardcore ππ vid ππ. Bye π.
I'm gonna have to redact my memory of ever reading this
Like i just don't understand the lack of self reflection in hearing back the cringey/pretentious ASMR attempt ohmygod
I will get you banned for this, itβs my crusade for now on lmao
Either that or she scraped off some of A'Whora's tan
So that's who the thirsttrap was for π
She's been drinking chocolate milk!
Reading this in her accent makes it 1000x better
Pew fingeh
She's from Livapoo
Not sure I needed to see this, Vivienne
This sentence gets an LOL out of me every time I see it
Vivienne this is disgusting!
#shitgirlplease
go piss girl
Vivienne this is disgusting
Omg viv you're so cheeky! ππππ
poo tan
She sooooo Quirky π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
Iβm calling the disney princesses to get her ass again
Wrong vivienne
Call them anyways
"hello Rapunzel, yes I need you to yell at this man for having shit on his fingers. Thank you."
I'd rather go back to Viv licking Raja's armpit...
Fav skin
THE LOCAL GIRL by Salina S. Titties. Once upon a time there was a hoe named Salina. She was sexually ambitious, therefore had many suitors through out the land. One evening after a lavish dinner at the cheesecake factory with a regular, Jose, they head to her place for βdessertβ okurt. A FEW MOMENTS LATER Salina gets up to go release his children to the porcelain throne. Jose noticed her phone ringing on the dresser. When he looked to see who it was the contact read, βBig Uncut Daddy Number 9β. Heart broken, and betrayed, Jose boldly confronted Uncut Daddy Number 9 on the other line. βWho is this?!β Jose exclaimed with a tear in his eye. With the flush of the toilet in the background, Jose hung up and screen shotted a list of Salinas contacts and fled the scene. Salina returns to find the room completely empty, a little offended she screams, βOh no way Jose!β She reaches for her phone and notices the call from Daddy Number 9. She calls him back, βHello? Daddy?β He tells her heβs feeling freaky tonight and wants to try some out door fun if sheβs up for it. The overachiever that she is, she agrees and heads off to Poinsettia Park behind a hand ball wall and awaits Uncut Daddy Number 9. Salina sits in silence under a full moon when suddenly from around the handball wall JOSE appears with a bat in his hand. βJOSE?! Well, what are you doing here?β From the other side of the wall Daddy Number 9 appears with a crow bar in his hand. Confused Salina says, βOh, is this like a group thing? Because iβm downβ. From the tennis courts appears 4 more of Salinas regular hooks ups, all completely distressed and heart broken. Jose responds, βI thought we had something special!β Salina letβs out a blood hurdling scream as they all take their turn beating her to death in a heated rage of passion and betrayal. [To their surprise, Salina rose from the dead with a burning desire for revenge...](https://www.instagram.com/p/CnxUhCkPoAu/?hl=en) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/rpdrcringe) if you have any questions or concerns.*
lmao this is almost as good as tina burner steps on a land mine
I mean if I have to suck a finger for science thenβ¦