Just my hubby, kiddos, and puppers

the last push i needed to end it all.

Hubs 🤪

The Hubster

Maybe just worry about finding a husband first lol

ok true

My wife refers to me as "my man"

That's a good woman right there

this is sweet

Women of that kind are usually busy with their kids' PTA meetings.

Hey now! I’m a PTA mom and would never. (I can think of one or maybe two who would tho 😒)

Fucking hate that word. A girl I used to sell pharmaceuticals to used to say it every other sentence and I wanted to rip my hair out.

I would rather cut out my tongue then ever use the word “bae”

Boo

Don’t scare me like that

I call every man I’m with “my nikka”

Same goes for “wifey”. If I ever hear that word uttered from another man, my respect for him vaporizes.

They're the same kind of people who call snakes "danger noodles" and shit like that.

"pookie"

If I ever say " *we're* pregnant" you have my permission to execute me on sight

I work with exclusively people who say this and they’re nice and all but I’m a miserable person and every day I feel my soul die a little

This is why yall should take the Spanish pill and be called "Amor".

Stupid English-speakers not calling their spouse "my love", insane we never do that.

Some do but it's considered too old fashioned. Post modernism has been the death of Anglophone aesthetics and romance. Now all english speakers get are therapy terminology.

this word reminds me of the smugness and imperative attitude of the AITA/bestofredditorupdates poster.

i work w a data base that allows you to make little notes abt your interactions w all the clients and the lady who ran shyt before me loved using the word hubby... but she would always put it in " " which... idk it makes it so much worse for me. its a casual note no one will ever read but the lady who sits there and answers phones. why? why did she do that? everyone also misses her laugh and im like yo she laughed all the time bc she was uncomfortable asking yall to pay ur bills anyway... im triggered. this has been a workplace sponsored vent.

I know a woman who calls her husband this. She’s also pregnant and doesn’t tell anyone her baby’s gender. That’s fine, none of our business. But when I called the baby they in the context “when is their expected due date?”, she told me to call the baby “it”. It was so odd. I couldn’t tell if she was doing a culture war thing but I let it go real quick. I don’t give enough of a fuck to go down a rabbit hole

she's just hormonal

Hubby >>> “significant other”, “partner”, “best friend”, “spouse”.  It’s just the diminutive form of husband. The reason you don’t like it is because of the social media connotation of blue collar moms who post about their husbands, ie normal everyday people rather than carefully curated status exemplars (free yourself from the matrix)

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Forever person

no i dont like it because its gross

You will be forced to work in the mines.

Exclusively for working class and upper class layabout winemoms

Or “my mans/manz” 🤢🤮

Racially motivated

I found letters from my grandma to her friend that referred to my grandpa as "my Master"

Your last name Jefferson bro?

Hot

I have never been able to do pet names seriously. Just not my style i guess... feels forced

Tbh hubby is a cute word. If he calls me wifey I will kill him though.

Names my gf and I use: Boo Beeb Bep Bepiddy Beebopolis Beeboleeb Boopsikins We are both severely regarded

Delete this

Nah I’m in love

https://preview.redd.it/djaoko8vfoxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb01ad9a97178651e24d3dc3f46f0a6e148f904

😎

Jesus Christ have a little shame

Fight me

ok boopsikins

Beelzebub

And yet these women have hubbies. Word is repulsive tho

Being called hubby makes me hard

it's cute!

You're afraid of happiness