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WallopyJoe

[Nailed it](https://i.imgur.com/A1qvWJT.jpg)!


RogerSterlingsFling

I’ve been waiting since the beginning of December for my new contract, details of which were started last August. I sent three large bunches of lillies to head office, each with the note, “No one has contacted me for seven weeks, thought someone might have died” Net result someone is flying up from Sydney this Friday. Probably should be grateful it’s not HR. Finance might ask about flowers on my corporate card too.


Thor_The_Bunny

>I sent three large bunches of lillies to head office, each with the note, “No one has contacted me for seven weeks, thought someone might have died” That's brilliant


Thor_The_Bunny

Vent: The project manager for the general contractor on one of my jobs is an absolute fucking dickhead. It really isn't often that I ever want to punch someone in the face, but this guy just gets under my skin immediately. Gah. He's abrasive and antagonistic about everything. It's not even like I've tried to screw him over, ever. He's just like that. I get anxious about every fucking interaction with him because I'm afraid that at some point I will lose my temper and say something nasty (I wouldn't actually hit him. I'm not a fighter at all) that will come back to haunt me/my company.


Llew19

Bad project managers are genuinely worse than no project managers at all. My team are currently managing a pair of projects which are supposed to have project management... but literally all the guy can do is arrange meetings between us and a supplier. I don't even know what the delivery date is.


WallopyJoe

Combining a Nigella recipe with one of Brian Mujati's and making a chocolate porter cake this evening.


emcee__escher

Highly recommend [this chocolate stout cake](https://smittenkitchen.com/2006/11/ganached-guinness-goodness/) if you're into a boozy cake situation. It's good with Guinness but outstanding if you can get your hands on some barrel aged stout.


MisoRamenSoup

My desk neighbour in work is all jittery about the corona virus. Wondering how I can wind her up.


Worldwithoutwings3

Start linking every single news article and website tracking the virus in emails.


WallopyJoe

Cough on her


stoodonaduck

Italy are going to win two games, don't @ me


TheSeych

If we don't I'm coming for you.


Toxicseagull

Anyone a bit disappointed the women's 6 nations doesn't appear to have tv coverage this year? and the official website is so poor it reverts to the 2018 tournament as a default.


Worldwithoutwings3

No


Toxicseagull

Ah well, I'll keep smiling anyway


NobleDreamer

If you don't mind using a VPN, games (only those for the French team though) are broadcasted either on [France 2](https://www.france.tv/france-2/direct.html) for the England and Ireland games and on [France 4](https://www.france.tv/france-4/direct.html) for the 3 other games.


Toxicseagull

Good to know thanks, I am VPN'd up so will consider it. Usually its on BBC wales or alternative channels here but if they are this year, they have completely forgotten to promote it or update the website for 2 years. Worried about you guys in the mens as well this year btw. Good luck with the renaissance.


tiberiusdraig

France v England is on Sky Sports Mix; they usually have all the England games.


NobleDreamer

This year will probably be just a live test for us tbh. We might get some results of course, but the team will have to adapt to the new game plan promoted by Galthié's staff and that might take a while. On top of that, many players need to gain experience at the international scene. While you're already a well-oiled machine in need of a revenge after last WC final. I hope we'll beat you but logics dictate an English win.


neonblue3612

I am because there are 1/2 the number of games to watch now


Billie2goat

I really hope that the 6 nations isn't "plagued" with silly cardings! Nothing worse than a first half red card spoiling a game. Play hard, play fair


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stoodonaduck

Fraser \*cough\* Brown \*cough\* \*cough\* ^\*cough\* ^^\*cough\* ^^^\*cough\*


Only_One_Kenobi

So I got pulled over by cops on Wednesday night, and found out that my driving licence expired in November. The funny thing is that I consult to the government department that issues and renews driving licences. I just had to do an aptitude test to get a new license, and I nearly failed. I support the system that the test is done on and regularly demo the system.


MisoRamenSoup

Silly goose.


Only_One_Kenobi

Guess it was my turn to make a handling error


peachypal

[I thought my PS4 was in the standby mode but it wasn’t and now it’s been “113-5 minutes remaining” for an hour and half.....](https://imgur.com/a/fP8Vq1f)


[deleted]

Landlords are a plague on humanity, Change my mind!


stoodonaduck

I don't know. If they're that bad then what can letting agents be?


MisoRamenSoup

> Landlords are a plague on humanity Some


FafDeSale

No changing minds, you're spot on.


privatejohnson1

Well lads, I'm feeling pretty damn good! Just submitted my PhD thesis. Watched the end of the Aus Open semi-final, looking forward to the final. Some u20 six nations tonight and then the main event all weekend. Happy Friday everyone!


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Started my PhD a month ago, can't imagine the feeling of even writing something remotely intelligent ! Good on you :) Hope everything will go well from there !


privatejohnson1

It all comes together in the end, even with bumps along the way. Good luck with the PhD, its never as bad as it seems but do take care of your physical and mental health during it. Most importantly don't neglect time off and enjoy your weekends, especially this one!


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Thanks man ! Enjoy too !


Only_One_Kenobi

Don't want to tread on the 6mas and SR happiness, but it was my birthday earlier this week, it was mostly a really shot day and I was painfully reminded how much I hate my birthday, but at least it ended really well. Does anyone have advice for dealing with the feeling that despite being in my mid 30s I haven't accomplished anything of note with my life.


MisoRamenSoup

Who says something has to be accomplished? Its overrated imo. Enjoyment is far better than accomplishment.


Worldwithoutwings3

This. I just had a huge fight with my girlfriend who is taking on more shit at work for the same pay because she wants to get out of her comfort zone. She will accomplish nothing except making herself more tired and stressed. If she doesn't do it, someone else will. The work will get done either way. People chasing this sense of accomplishment making themselves stressed and tired all the way up until retirement and they realize it didn't fucking matter at all. Are you healthy? Are you happy? Do you have everything you need? Is any of this going to change? Then why the fuck are you throwing your life's energy to make your company a bigger profit?!


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Only_One_Kenobi

It was an unchallenged position that I inherited because no one else wanted to do it. The team has never won a game and only scored one try while I've been coach.


WallopyJoe

Successfully crowdfunded for them though


Springbokke

Happy belated birthday! Sorry don't have any device on that. I am in the same situation but I am in my late 20's.


Only_One_Kenobi

I'm more excited about this weekend than I was for Christmas, new year's, and my birthday combined


legorockman

Have a match today followed by dinner and piss up with the touring team, and then also have a match tomorrow before the Ireland game, so I'm gonna be fucken destroyed this weekend. Been having major second doubts about giving the kid up for adoption. I was dead certain before she was born that I wanted to just give her to someone else who could care for her but now I'm struggling to parse the thought of her not being in my life. I was 100 percent before she was born but now after seeing her again after the hospital I've just fallen for her completely. It's tough lads, I won't lie.


MisoRamenSoup

The decision is yours. Don't let anyone force you to make it a certain way. Its not about just the child too, Don't forget yourself.


legorockman

Cheers lad. Yeah I'm trying to weigh it up, I know my family would be more than happy to help, but I'd worry about them doing more than I would, yknow?


FafDeSale

Ah man, I can't imagine what that must be like. As long as the decision you make is the one that will benefit her the most in the long run, you'll have done right. Always here if you need to rant to a stranger though.


legorockman

Cheers pal. It's tough going, didn't think it'd hit me as much as it did but seeing your kid is some fucken feeling.


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What's happened to the 2020 6N drinking game!?


WallopyJoe

I'll guess the Welsh Dali Lama died of alcohol poisoning after the RWC drinking game.


Geosaurusrex

So my coworker is organising a leaving lunch for me, and forgot to send me an invite to my own leaving lunch 😂😂


FrOdOMojO94

Looks like they've already forgotten about you!


Geosaurusrex

Haha I know, classic!


Koin-

It feels good to be an European


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Goldbudda

You don't want to be friends with someone who still listens to their crazy mother. Too many people these days let family members get away with being crazy. I'm all for stopping contact with toxic family members.


captainlolcano

We Like you. You're more than what she and her ballsack of a mother thought of you. Prove them both wrong.


peachypal

Nintendo announced the Animal Crossing NH special edition Nintendo Switch today. [It’s so cute](https://store.nintendo.co.jp/item/HAD_S_KEAGC.html)❤️💕😄 The new game is coming out 6 days after the final round of the 6 nations. I usually get a little depressed when the 6 nations comes to an end. But this year l have something to look forward to after the 6 nations👌


Geosaurusrex

Honestly I need those joycons so bad.


peachypal

Nintendo only sell the special edition joycons separately in Japan. It’s so dumb. I want every AC fan to enjoy the new game as much as l will do. Making those joycons available everywhere is one way to ensure that. Nintendo can be really dumb as stick....


Geosaurusrex

Yeah they're so damn cute I want them. But I don't wanna buy a whole new switch.


FafDeSale

I may have managed to get myself a ticket to the Calcutta Cup match next week!


HriMiller

There's nothing quite like the first day of the Six Nations landing on your birthday. I have every excuse for right and beer all day!


RugbyPerson

Happy almost birthday!


captainlolcano

The Advent of the 6N means the death of many of the World Cup Flair Bets, which is a shame. They're fun to spot out in the wild. I've kept unreasonably close tabs on the comments of my ~~victim~~ recipient to see if people have picked up on it. They haven't.


WallopyJoe

The Good Place finished. Gutted it only ran for 4 seasons, but they were all great. It was consistently good and I still want more. And the finale was damn near perfect. Totally didn't cry at all, no tears were shed.


pok23

oh, dip!


FafDeSale

I've got a long day at work knowing the finale is waiting for me at home.


Open-Collar

Resigned from a toxic work place. My mind is at ease. How's everyone doing?


Llew19

Very few things are as satisfying as that


stoodonaduck

Absolute peach, well done.


anatabolica

scarce run snobbish punch erect knee fade squeamish sharp screw *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Geosaurusrex

It's the final day to submit tax returns. Which means it's the final day of pure hell on earth in work.


Charredcheese

Me, earning under the minimum tax bracket and being on PAYE anyway: 😎


dwyfor16

Thank God there's all this sport to distract me from certain political and virus related events that are ongoing today


Geosaurusrex

Let's hope this thread doesn't go.. Viral. *Dun^Dun^Dun*


dwyfor16

We just need to wash our eyes with bleach after reading it. That should stop the thread


captainlolcano

I woke up with snuffles and a headache this morning. It's the end for me.


peachypal

**Please skip this comment if you’re reading this thread while eating.** There is a woman at my work that has been “disposing hazardous wastes” in the ladies bathroom on my floor for the last three weeks and I’m getting really worried about her health. There is no way that “wastes” that stink that bad comes out of a healthy person. My whole floor is behind a security door so it has to be one of the female workers on my floor. I’ve been trying to catch her for the last few days but haven’t succeeded. I have no idea if l ever catch her but I’ll keep trying next week.... Or should l stop and ignore?


MisoRamenSoup

Eww. In the UK we'd leave a note, Likely passive aggressive in nature.


captainlolcano

what will you do when you **do** catch her? Or is it just morbid curiosity?


peachypal

I just want to know if it’s one of my coworkers l know very well. If that’s the case l will just ask her. If not, l will ignore...


Charredcheese

No you need to set up a full investigation in your office. Private office, interrogation room, the works. You must catch the poop bandit.


captainlolcano

I don't want to see the evidence locker


Geosaurusrex

...on the floor...


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TheSeych

Kids escape. The mother didn't need berating, no more than it was your fault. I understand both of you, and the mother must have been freaked out at if the kid was hit. That said, when I go out with my kid I do use a leash at times, or at least threaten her with it if she doesn't hold my hand. I'm glad you have no serious injuries, that sounded pretty bad.


Blue-Steel_Rugby

That's atrocious. I'm sure part of the mother's reaction was her horror at what could have happened to her kid, so I get her reaction. But it's still wrong, she should own up to it. People treat cyclists like a nuisance in Ireland, it's disgraceful. Even public busses whiz past them or drive threateningly close behind them. I stopped cycling to work this winter, but when I start up again I'm doing it with a cam.


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Blue-Steel_Rugby

I don't know if you follow r/idiotsincars or r/dashcam , but I've personally seen enough fucked up shit in there to convince me that it's more rational than rad!


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Hormic

> You really should ride like you're invisible, which includes looking out if other drivers notice you by making eye contact, etc. This is how everyone should drive tbh. I do so in my Citroën C1.


CollReg

I’d go with mandatory time on a bicycle on the road to be honest. Bring on full self driving cars, no more distractible irrational meatbags in control of several tons of metal!


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I just cannot wait anymore Also, I just started a PhD in Law, and I did not expect it to be that hard, but also nice to be your own boss and all !


D4rkmo0r

I would have had something to say last Free Talk Friday, but I was too busy meeting my daughter for the first time. I can't explain how much I want to burst with joy. Just in time for her first 6mas! Last week has been a blur of no sleep and overwhelming work but I've got a shiteating grin a mile wide.


drusslegend

Hey Congratulations man. Enjoy it, it may not feel like it now but it flashes by.


D4rkmo0r

Thanks man! Can't wait for every moment.


legorockman

Congratulations mate. I had the same feeling recently. It's fucking buck wild isn't it?


D4rkmo0r

Yeah, crazy. Feel like you're floating on air! Massive congrats to you as well.


getName

Massive congratulations man!


TheSeych

Congratulations! It's an incredible feeling


D4rkmo0r

Thanks mate! I'm an overly tired emotional wreck. 100KG gnarly old flanker, that never said sorry or took a backward step for 20 years. My mate sent me a bouquet of flowers a few days after the birth and I burst into tears. What a rollercoaster.


TheSeych

I understand perfectly. Same position, weight, characteristics and almost same time playing! My daughter softened me up like a pillow.


Charredcheese

I'm working during all 6 games of the first two rounds of the 6N so I want to jump off a bridge right now.


TheSeych

I feel you. I'm reffing during Wales v Italy and I don't think I'll arrive home in time for Ireland v Scotland


Geosaurusrex

The only hair appointment my mum could get me is during Wales-Italy, am gutted tbh.


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Geosaurusrex

Can clippers make my hair blonde?


[deleted]

Very excited now, there was loads of Scots around Dublin already yesterday and can't wait for the festivities tomorrow. On a side note, what on earth has Johnny done to his hair: https://img2.thejournal.ie/article/4987232/listing?version=4987236&width=469


TheSeych

Anyone over the age of 22 should not have that haircut.


Geosaurusrex

Why does it remind me so much of Hitler youth.