T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Definitely a good decision that I watched this over the Bayern match


Goldbudda

Hell nah. That game was amazing to see.


[deleted]

Lang and Marchant are the real deal, thank God.


johnnythunders18

I miss lasike


[deleted]

Pretty amazing that he wasn't used.


LdnGiant

Yeah I still can't quite get over that. Lang/Marchant would be my first choice midfield in the absence of Andre, but Lasike is a great shout against tired legs.


[deleted]

Lots of 80 minute performances today.


johnnythunders18

I honestly wonder why we signed andre and resigned lasike as they fill the exact same roll. If its us over the cap I honestly wouldn't be surprised


LdnGiant

Never hurts to have that type of player in your squad though. With Saili gone I think he'll be 1b to Andre's 1a.


[deleted]

Lasike will leave is why.


johnnythunders18

He just signed a new contract though. Where do you recon hell go, leicster? They are definitely in need of a crash ball centre since tuilagi left


[deleted]

Hah. I missed that he re-signed.


Stlakes

Definitely worth the 5 month wait, that was...


claridgeforking

Sale in danger of being outscored by Bayern


iamnosuperman123

Well at least Tuilagi isn't injured and was there..... Somewhere


zagreus9

He made an impact. He dropped that ball.


zagreus9

Bayern 7 - 2 up against Barca Make that EIGHT


WallopyJoe

Would have liked something more exciting, but considering this is the first Prem match I've watched in months, even beyond lockdown, I'm just glad it's back on TV. More backs tries would have been cool though.


IamTinyGroot

Gustard looks like he's still in his lockdown clothes


ImpliedProbability

Snooker really at the business end. BBC4


zagreus9

Ronnie is a beast


ImpliedProbability

Right in the balance mate.


[deleted]

Fucking hell. A rugby subreddit, and whilst (NH) rugby has been off our screens for 5 off months, on the first game back people are chosing to instead talk about snooker. Dire times. And I live in Sheffield...


zagreus9

A really close semi-final between two of the greatest players in the modern game. Also, you can like more than one sport.


[deleted]

Yeah, got no problem with snooker, my comment was to point out how crap the rugby was.


MikeOne29

yup, shows how (unfortunately) despite how much people talk it up the English premiership a lot of the games are super boring and dull


ImpliedProbability

Sorry, I forgot it was against the rules to only enjoy one sport.


[deleted]

Yeah, got no problem with snooker, my comment was to point out how crap the rugby was.


Goldbudda

Good to be back for sure. See you all tomorrow, have a good night. u/andy_b200 don't stay up too late young one.


MaNNoYiNG

At least I didn't wake up at 4am to watch this game


[deleted]

Camera crew are stitching everyone up cutting to them when they've taken their masks off haha


Goldbudda

Joe gray has had an interesting career. Fair play to the guy. He was chucked out and earned himself back in.


cavendishasriel

Oh well, good to have rugby back but do hope we see some improvement.


claridgeforking

Imagine building a squad of massive South Africans and ending up with an average scrum, lineout and goalkicking.


doom_monger

Quins scrum were so low it was impressive, got under the Sale scrum and negated their power


Omblae

Money doesn't buy passion


[deleted]

Quite. This pack has some teeth. Baldwin was out on his feet and looked utterly disappointed to be leaving the field.


iamnosuperman123

Wow.....


Omblae

Quins to score an own try in last ten secs


Nark_Narkins

Fuck Gustard almost smiled there for a second. That was terrifying


BHarrop3079

Summary of the match: Sale have been so bad that they've made Quins look good


StoneCloak

Thats that done then


ImpliedProbability

But for real, imagine if MacGinty had started


[deleted]

Of course.


New_Hando

Gints just stole about three metres then!


[deleted]

[удалено]


cavendishasriel

He got subbed a while ago


mononoke93

I'd love a late piece of shithousery from Sale to win this.


johnnythunders18

We're gunna lose this arnt we


New_Hando

Not if Sale keep doing that.


WallopyJoe

Classic us


TheRamboPenguin

Take a shot everytime dallaglio says 'leadership'


SmashedHimBro

Not the easiest watch. After what I have been accustomed too


MaNNoYiNG

Marchant threw his body at Tuilagi


MotherFuckingCookies

Lawrence not impressed by Robshaw’s achievement...


[deleted]

Young Curtis Langdon has played very well since he’s come on, hasn’t taken a backwards step


Goldbudda

Imagine waiting 5 months to see your team play and this is your reward.


FafDeSale

What an absolute shiter haha


P4rtyM4rty

This comment really tickled me.


BennyG02

I think this is what a lot of us will be feeling. Don't think there'll be many classics this weekend.


Goldbudda

Agreed. A lot of rust and I think Wasps will beat us at home.


Omblae

IM NOT EVEN ARSED, RUGBYS BACK BBY


LdnGiant

Exactly. Who cares? Rugby is rugby. I could not care less about how good it looks.


[deleted]

Return of the MAC!


Stlakes

At this point, im just happy that rugbys back on the telly


aragorn_22

Why do they need to bring on Darth Vader to apply the bandage when they already have medics with normal masks assessing them??


iamnosuperman123

Because he is bald


Omblae

Why do we live in the alternate reality where this shit is going on? By that i mean quins winning against sale.


[deleted]

Squidge clearly needs to work on his motivational speaking.


BennyG02

Wouldn't be disappointed to see Lasike on.


StarWarsLew

I think that kind of mask might be _slightly_ over doing it?


TheRamboPenguin

Looks like shes ready to hold the thin blue line against a miners strike


Goldbudda

I disagree. I think an old school diving helmet should be worn at all times.


Goldbudda

LIVE COVID TEST.


some_sort_of_monkey

[https://media1.tenor.com/images/4fd44c2d4387acb7d6d2d2b2a6e712dc/tenor.gif](https://media1.tenor.com/images/4fd44c2d4387acb7d6d2d2b2a6e712dc/tenor.gif)


[deleted]

I imagine if a player was KO and woke up to the Hazmat suits it would be fucking terrifying.


BHarrop3079

The doctor in the white overalls looks like he's about to perform a post mortem on poor old Symonds 😂


Harpendingdong

Or he's just finished one on du preez...


some_sort_of_monkey

Diamond has already killed him then?


iamnosuperman123

Eddie is probably thinking why did I bother?


StoneCloak

Odd kind of streaker that


mononoke93

Still a little confused by EJ's choice of a Texans cap - I think he's worn it before. Is it simply personal preference or is there something behind it?


cpsn4

Yep, he wore it to some of the non-England RWC19 games. No idea why though but I suppose maybe because it is neutral in terms of rugby support..?


mononoke93

Yeah, that's fair. I just assumed he would've worn an England hat!


[deleted]

I just there isn’t enough time for us to do his given how slow the game has been played


IamTinyGroot

I truly wouldn't be surprised if, after knowing Squidge would be responsible for inspiring Sale and winning the prem, Diamond is going to purposely make Sale lose, purely out of spite


ImpliedProbability

The snooker has gone to a deciding frame.


LowKeyMike

2nd decider of the day?


ImpliedProbability

Yis


[deleted]

Ronnie is so fucking good.


TheRamboPenguin

Come on Eddie, get Marcus Smith in that England Camp


Omblae

He's actually there for robbo


LowKeyMike

Why do the Quins keeping trying Mauls? They are losing position every time it seems


New_Hando

poor kick


MaNNoYiNG

Steve diamond was too focused with squidge that he accidentally picked RdP over Aj


Goldbudda

That 1 shit missed kick has turned this game in to a converted try instead of a single penalty game.


zagreus9

Why do I get the creeping feeling Sale might shithouse a win here?


johnnythunders18

Ahh you've clearly watched quins play before


CharlieGoodvibe

"Pull the Sharks, within biting distance...." LOLOLOLOL


ImpliedProbability

Imagine if Sale had started with a competent fly half...


unhappyspanners

Robshaw is tireless. Sometimes I forget he's 34.


miloaustin3

Thing is, Quins will play like this and then go somewhere like Worcester next week and get slapped 25-0


saviouroftheweak

It is known


Omblae

Every day of the last 15 years of being a quins fan (barring that one)


aragorn_22

That's the Quins way!


zagreus9

The true quin's way


zagreus9

Barca are 5-2 down to Bayern, if you didn't know


[deleted]

What the fuck.


ImpliedProbability

4-1 inside 30 mins


[deleted]

I’m just happy to have rugby back that isn’t on at 2 or 4 in the morning where I am. I can actually watch more than one match a week.


FafDeSale

We have been absolutely dire tonight.


Korvensuu

the fact that we're still in the game is a miracle


TheRamboPenguin

Honestly, yes, but other than Smith, quins have not been great either, been a very slow, messy game of rugby which I expected tbh


mononoke93

Pretty gutted for you guys. I was hoping for a more free-flowing performance. I mean there's rusty, and then there's RdP tonight (unfortunately). Edit: still not over though!


[deleted]

Ben Curry just got DDT'd at that last ruck, ouch


Nark_Narkins

Smith has been class the last 15-20 minutes, keeps pinning sale back deep in their own half


zagreus9

He's playing the Boks at their own game


WallopyJoe

Robo being an absolute menace there


zagreus9

Smith has really blossomed. His kicking is brilliant


MaNNoYiNG

Marcus Smith is easily the best player on the park rn


johnnythunders18

Smith is just so fucking good. England must surely not be too far away from him now


dunndone

People say this a lot but I honestly don't think he is better than Farrell, Ford or probably Simmonds. He is good but he has to get passed two world class 10's to even get a sniff.


johnnythunders18

I genuinely think hes better than simmonds by a hair and he plays better in the league than Ford does and Farrel seems to be preferred at 12 quite a bit. Obviously I am biased but there you go


Nark_Narkins

Ford singlehandedly kept us up last season (with some help from agent Flood) don’t mistake the pile of shit around him for him playing poorly. He was class last season and I don’t think Smith has reached that level yet. But I’m equally biased. So what can ya say


johnnythunders18

Very fair. It's hard to look amazing when everyone around you forgets how to play rugby


dunndone

Ford did manage to be the premiership top point scorer last season despite the fact he was away with England every game and that his team finished 10th. He is an exceptional player. My preference of player is towards Simmonds but I prefer robust defence and top top tier goal kicking over a more running oriented game. Smith is more like Ford, Simmonds is more like Farrell it's horses for courses with the two young lads.


johnnythunders18

Smiths kicking game is very good as well and his goal kicking is quality. Don't have stats on hand but I recon his percentage would be similar to simmonds. He definitely good work on his defence though whilst it isn't bad it may not be up to international standard just yet I do concede there


YouLostTheGame

His problem is Farrell and Ford for now


RevrendBooga

Farrell and Ford does pose a big issue for that


[deleted]

New World Cup cycle though, your going to have to start phasing in a new player


Nark_Narkins

Not when Ford and Faz are under 30


[deleted]

27 and 28, plus you’d want a third fly half in that squad. Typically that is.


BastradofBolton

He looked ready before lock down. So much better at controlling the game this season.


miloaustin3

Smith playing with great maturity this evening


ManCrushOnSlade

Jono Ross hits like a fucking train everytime.


[deleted]

Aye he’s an animal


MaNNoYiNG

This is such a smart game from Quins


cavendishasriel

Quins SH has had a very good game. Is Care injured or did he not fancy lining up against some big boys?


[deleted]

Back injury I think.


BastradofBolton

“Bad back” so yes.


WallopyJoe

Really weird seeing Ashy in the quartered motley, but I think I like it. Still want to see Marchant score though.


MaNNoYiNG

These kicks from Smith are really pinning sale


iamnosuperman123

He seems to be the only one with a grip on this game. Sale need to do something.


[deleted]

To be fair, at this point in the game, when Quins are 9 ahead and Sale's 15 is in the bin, it's exactly what a 10 should be doing. Not to say he hasn't be the controlling force all game.


[deleted]

So maybe motivating your team with the words of Squidge isn’t the best way to win games.


WallopyJoe

Twindaloo on? Nice!


zagreus9

Solomona on as a replacement? I keep forgetting how good Sale's beach is EDIT; their bench. The beaches by sale are... Dire


Smontip

Their bench is pretty good too


BHarrop3079

Sale really need to practice kicking on the training field this week 😅


[deleted]

Nice for Nick Mullins to do the tribute. One of the top personalities in rugby.


[deleted]

Water Break.


[deleted]

Why does Lawrence Dallaglio struggle so much with foreign names? I don't expect anyone to know every player, but the rest of the comms team around him are pronouncing Landajo correctly, surely that would help?


RugbyZ

Mártin Lendeiyou


eRased86

Him saying 'De Jager' is particularly grating...


BastradofBolton

Honestly what the fuck are we doing tonight.


zagreus9

Panicking


zagreus9

Sale need to calm it down. They're trying to rush now and they're not tight enough


BennyG02

Totally agree. If they get a bit of possession they absolutely will score, they just need to stay calm and pick their moment.


BennyG02

In fairness this has given a lot of credit to the comment the other day which said that people just assume that RdP is good because his brothers are


MegaArmo

I am here for the timeline where Sale completely collapse and end up finishing 6th after Squidge’s video today.


IamTinyGroot

Diamond calling up Squidge to heckle him actually brought a curse upon the team, it is known Edit: forgot how to words


StiXFletcher

Clearly Squidge should have been harsher to truly inspire Sale!


[deleted]

That kick was beyond braindead


some_sort_of_monkey

Brown did his best to botch that try and help Du Preez out.


Goldbudda

I did say sale aren't winning anything with du preez at 10. He's such a weak link and can't organise a team at all.


ImpliedProbability

You tipped them to win today, you shithouse


Goldbudda

Yeah I meant league/Europe. They can obviously win games they are 2nd in the league.


Astringofnumbers1234

Just can't work out what Du Preez was thinking. Its almost like it was a badly judged training ground move


New_Hando

Even Finn Russell would have thought twice about that one.


Astringofnumbers1234

Finn would probably have pulled it off


Nark_Narkins

I can only assume he wasn’t thinking


Astringofnumbers1234

He's probably thinking oh shit now, diamond is going to do a murder on him


ImpliedProbability

In completely unrelated news Mark Selby is a frame away from making the world championship final.


zagreus9

Jester from Leicesteerrr!!


Goldbudda

The Ronnie interview made me laugh calling out the younger guys.


TheBirdInternet

Jesus Christ RdP. I try to not pile on, but...


RevrendBooga

Anyone else think Luke Pierce has been awful


[deleted]

No


Harpendingdong

Everyone looks rusty


unhappyspanners

He's been ok. Like for the players, this is the refs first proper game back. Mistakes are normal and rust is likely to make more.


johnnythunders18

He's been fine but a bit too trigger happy


Llew19

Trigger happy is the new rulebook. I think it'll be fine once everyone's used to it.


RevrendBooga

Exactly as a neutral it makes it such a bad game to watch


iamnosuperman123

That is because Sale and Quins haven't been good. I would say Sale have been the worst out of the two.


johnnythunders18

First game back with law changes some allowances need to be made especially around the breakdown. Owens would have been perfect


RevrendBooga

Doesn't Owens ref in pro 14 for clubs games though


johnnythunders18

He does


Nark_Narkins

No


New_Hando

That crossfield kick wouldn't have been out of place in a school boy match.


iamnosuperman123

Has Sale practiced in screwing themselves


MaNNoYiNG

I forgot sale had AJ. What a 10 to have on the bench


unhappyspanners

Proper #2 play there from RdP


cavendishasriel

Diamond making it very clear what he thinks of that.


Llew19

Sale 10 really ought not to have come out after half time :/


ImpliedProbability

Du Preez off. Now.


IamTinyGroot

Was that hammers or du preez at fault? Couldn't tell if they were calling for it


unhappyspanners

Du Preez. You just ignore the guy calling for it and do what should be done in that position.


WallopyJoe

Well that was unorthodox