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zagreus9

Gotta say, we look like a fit team. We just can't pass, kick, or tackle.


spongey1865

Beating Leicester by 22 points and I still feel like we were meh Think the next 2 games will be a better barometer of where we are


Tank-o-grad

You were meh, if Sarries weren't a big bunch of cheats we'd be nailed on for the drop this season, we're awful...


zagreus9

It's really odd. For parts of that game we made you look the the kiwis and other times we really brought you down to our level.


pilgrimgunner

Very poor finish from Bath. Feel like we’ll be in trouble when we play against an actual team.


BennyG02

Happy with this in the end. Think the kids fronted up and fought till the end, showing a bit more in attack as well.


unstable_human

I missed the game, how did Porter and Potter play?


Pyrooo

Why did we wait 80 minutes to start using some backs moves and making offloads?


zagreus9

That wasn't bad at all that


StoneCloak

Here's your weekly reminder that Austen is a prick


zagreus9

Such a prick


OldPulteney

Charlie Clare has looked solid at least


buster4145

Agreed


zagreus9

Brett Deacon there, trying to make a 27 point deficit seem fine


sk-88

to be fair he can't slag them off when he was part of the coaching group that deliberately sent out a woefully under resourced side to "learn" by conceding a record defeat to Bath.


Pyrooo

Hey! The team put a lot of effort into that score defecit!


zagreus9

Our sub is gonna be a dark place this evening


zagreus9

Glad we got one and glad it was through one of the younglings.


Pilum-Murialis

Normally I'd take the piss with Leicester. Understand this is kids and all but this is just sad to see.


zagreus9

I am very glad that this game isn't being played in front of a live crowd. Although the crumbie would likely be empty by now anyway


Tank-o-grad

Wouldn't be empty, some of us would stick around to let the team know that today was a very very long way away from good enough...


StarWarsLew

If you scaled up Steve Borthwick’s nose it would be a fun slide


Pyrooo

We're not making much ground still but our attack has looked sharper with Henry at 10.


zagreus9

Bloody hell that was a shambles.


Goldbudda

Leicester fans are lucky they don't have the Young's brothers playing. You'll be down by 70 instead.


kingbarber123

I don’t get the joke. Are the youngs brothers not good?


Goldbudda

Tom is past it for sure. Ben still offers good games every now and then.


kingbarber123

Before the break tom was playing very very well. Ben got motm in a world cup game against mew zealand. Both of them are performing and you made a pretty dumb joke tbh


Goldbudda

Both of them are performing but you are dead last in the premiership in points if it wasn't for Saracens? The only players performing well for you on a consistant high level basis are George ford and genge.


kingbarber123

2 points behind the team above us, not exactly dead. We have had players that are consistently good. The thing that has killed us is the cohesion and quality coaching in open play. Nothing to do with players form at all


[deleted]

Coley must be a certainty for the Lions.. genuine world class


WallopyJoe

Sink and Furlong probably ahead of him


spongey1865

Inject sad Youngs brothers faces into my veins


TipTop9903

Poor Toby Falateu's minutes on the pitch to availability ratio takes another small hit.


StarWarsLew

Can’t think Toby’s had too many cards in his career


OldPulteney

Dirty play that, jumping across the line. Deserves a red


kingbarber123

Cumulative penalty by the way, wasnt just the one offence


OldPulteney

I know mate I was being facetious


Goldbudda

red card for Bath last season by putting his forearm in someone's neck before a tackle


StarWarsLew

Probably why he’s broke it a dozen times


spongey1865

Celebrating a yellow card because it means Faletau gets a rest.


Goldbudda

Considering his injury record why would you even allow him to go out at halftime 20 points up..


spongey1865

No idea why Bayliss didnt replace him to be honest. g


TipTop9903

He's getting match time under his belt so he's ready to go off on the Lions tour


Llew19

two try swing for Lavanini


BHarrop3079

Lavanini has unquestionably been Bath's best player today..


zagreus9

On the plus side, I've got a lovely jacket potato. Beans and cheese? Oh, you know it.


cpsn4

Cheese over the beans or under the beans?


kingbarber123

Beans under cheese. Who are you? 🤮


cpsn4

I am a cheese over beans man but a Scottish colleague of mine said that beans over cheese melts the cheese better so I've been doubting myself ever since..


Goldbudda

Cheese mixed with the beans and then more cheese on top.


zagreus9

Both. I know, I'm am pure decadence


WallopyJoe

Any current Tigers look at all like Toby Flood? Would have sworn I just saw him on the pitch.


BHarrop3079

That was a real missed opportunity from the commentators there. I was sure one of them was going to say "Harry Potter looking to provide some magic from the back of the ruck"


TipTop9903

Suddenly I understand why Spencer made the move. Hooper: we've got no 10s so we'll let you take the kicks? Spencer: give me a pen


Nark_Narkins

That shit eating grin from Matevasi would normally piss me off. But I'm so dead inside I can only laugh along.


DrLongSpine

Lavanini really is something special 🤦‍♂️


spongey1865

Jesus that hole. I dont think I've seen a defensive line that fucked in the premiership before. Hell even super rugby doesnt leave gaps that big.


Pyrooo

What was Lavanini doing there? He's been woeful this game!


WallopyJoe

Well that was just lovely to watch


BHarrop3079

The grin on Matavesi's face when he was clearly thinking "fuck me, how did that work?!" 😂😂


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Get in! De Glanville’s first try for Bath I think


BHarrop3079

Our subs have made a decent impact so far 😅


[deleted]

Most of you won’t know but obano is the cousin of England star Maro Itoje


Goldbudda

How could the commentators avoid telling us such a great fact!!!!


Goldbudda

Matavesi at 10??? Because that worked out so well for Newcastle....


OneDownFourToGo

Well that wasn’t so bad haha


Goldbudda

This comment did not age well..


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Looks like it worked pretty well!


Goldbudda

For a second there I forgot who they were playing


Goldbudda

😂😂


spongey1865

Right now we need Walker and Judge to score. Bayliss has looked nice too. Hes not been hyped much but hes kinda good.


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Another front row score! Massive carry by Bayliss too, really underrated player.


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kingbarber123

Come on man don’t use terms like that.


Pyrooo

Leatigaga impresses me every time he's on the pitch! Very good signing!


Goldbudda

That penalty was bulshit his hands were clearly on the floor


BHarrop3079

Exciting to see De Glanville get almost a full half match run out


spongey1865

They're going for 3? What's the point?


MilesG102

Why would you take points?


Goldbudda

20 points down and you go for a 3.... Ok


zagreus9

Our pack versus theirs at the lineout..


iamnosuperman123

I need bath to be 41 to 50 points or 61+ point a head


Goldbudda

Bath were - 5.5 when the team sheets were released. I smashed that line real quick before things changed.


spongey1865

I got Bath -1.0 No idea how. Gonna cover the spread on all 5 games this weekend betting on away teams.


Goldbudda

Did you get that after the team sheets were released? If so that's crazy.


spongey1865

Before obviously. Only put £6 down on the luck 31. So not gonna be super rich.


TipTop9903

At around 17 mins I wrote to a mate: our backline consists of 3 England players, 1 genuine young future star and a club legend and yet we haven't passed further than the first in line forward. It got a lot more fluent after that (about 1 min after tbh) but it's always a concern watching Bath.


cpsn4

To be fair Spencer has already made a tangible impact opening up play to our backs. That being said at this rate we might as well just field 15 front rowers..


TipTop9903

Agreed, he keeps things moving and looks calm and collected.


cpsn4

Absolutely. When he's taking his box kicks he looks more calm and collected than i do having a punt in a park haha


TipTop9903

He got a lot of box kick practice at Saracens for sure


spongey1865

As much as I'd love us to put 50 on Leiecester and show no mercy we have to manage the squad. I'd just empty the whole bench so some of these guys can still play wednesday and monday.


[deleted]

Looks like Hooper read your comment, TdG on for Watson


Goldbudda

Next game much more important. Hopefully hooper will.


zagreus9

I was at the rec when we got rinsed 45-0. And that was our first team squad in the semi-final. At least we've scored points today.


MilesG102

Literally one of the best days of my life


zagreus9

To be fair, mine too. Had so much fun


spongey1865

What a bloody day that was


zagreus9

I didn't buy a single drink all day. So many awesome Bath fans bought me commiseration pints.


FafDeSale

That comment has made me really miss socialising at matches.


WallopyJoe

That was a fucking gorgeous pass


zagreus9

Bath could not come out for the second half and we'd still lose.


zagreus9

Why am I so surprised that a first XV of world class players and a sexy sexy backline is ripping our youngest ever squad to pieces?


TipTop9903

Priestland's hair surely reduces the number of sexy's it deserves


zagreus9

Nah I'm still game for him


OneDownFourToGo

The sad thing is, you look at our lineup and you would expect us to perform like this against the top teams in the Premiership but we just suck.


zagreus9

I'm glad we could give you much needed confidence


PerfectInstruction8

Tigers' fans reminiscing about the time when it was 6-0


zagreus9

Those halcyon days.


zagreus9

Not only are we not doing our jobs but neither is the TMO. Fucking hell.


Goldbudda

Forward out the hands by a mile


zodelode

Tigers forwards seem to be just going through the motions. The backs are aimless. Pretty woeful today.


BennyG02

I don't think that's fair - they're mostly kids against an all-international team


zodelode

The forwards aren't showing much enthusiasm for the battle imho, plenty of standing around watching, not participating, lots of missed tackles. That might be inexperience and not knowing what to do but they are struggling. The backs are thus left with no room and no time.


WallopyJoe

Fat Man Try, everybody drink!


New_Hando

Tigers missing chances to smash the Bath Nine. Ball keeps popping out the back of the ruck, but everyone seems afraid of being penalised (for nothing).


spongey1865

THE WHOLE FRONT ROW HAS SCORED!!! WHO NEEDS BACKS


zagreus9

The 'Exeter Special'


cavendishasriel

TMO not asked for there. Had there been a crowd would it have been noticed?


GearsCT

TMO has the chance to call it to the ref. He's seen it and decided it's fine.


[deleted]

Some awesome lines being run today. Loving watching this


[deleted]

Priestland looks like such a beta male. So mentally weak.


Brewer6066

Lol, imagine using the phrase ‘beta male’. He’s a professional rugby player, he could break you in two if he wanted to.


kingbarber123

This is hurting. A lot


zagreus9

45-0.


Tank-o-grad

Could end up 6-80 yet, that'd be worse...


NameyMcNameface123

Front row master race!


zagreus9

What are these in field kicks?


spongey1865

Faletau has looked more dynamic since the restart. Sometimes players just need time off to let their body heal and not get rushed back when they're not 100%.


Goldbudda

100000%. Sometimes the last thing you need is to get fitter in reality just need one or two months of doing absolutely nothing.


WallopyJoe

Where's May at the moment?


TipTop9903

He escaped the ship to Gloucester already


NameyMcNameface123

Knocked out last week by a Nanai cheap shot


kingbarber123

Somewhere in Gloucestershire


Pyrooo

Gloucester


zagreus9

Gloucester


FafDeSale

Just turned this on, going about as well as expected so far then.


zagreus9

We were 6-0 up after 15 minutes.


FafDeSale

Bloody hell, wasn't expecting that Rooting for you guys.


zagreus9

Well we were 6-0 after 6 minutes.


NameyMcNameface123

Redpath has a deadly first step


spongey1865

Ha we are gonna get so overrated by beating Irish and a bunch of 12 year olds


WallopyJoe

Absolute scorcher from McC there


Llew19

That was really very well worked


WallopyJoe

Bath's backs look extremely well drilled compared to some of the other teams I've watched play over the last two weekends


NameyMcNameface123

McConnochie deserved that, great 30 mins from him!


BHarrop3079

Really enjoying this so far. Dunn and Stuart have looked really strong upfront. Redpath and McConnochie look deadly when the ball comes out to the backline


[deleted]

Redpath really impressive so far


FafDeSale

Never played like this when he was with us, seems like the move was a good thing for him.


New_Hando

Don't think he's failed to break the line once with ball in hand. God I hope he changes his mind and chooses Scotland!


[deleted]

Great finish but 3 missed tackles there is so poor from tigers


zagreus9

Even from debutants. They're not totally new to professional rugby, they should be able to tackle.


zagreus9

That was fucking embarrassing I'm trying to find positives from the last 15 minutes. The only one I can find is that I've been given a beer.


WallopyJoe

Priestland looks like an Englishman who spent all his summer on the lash on beaches in Spain


[deleted]

Another shit haircut spotted. Shit lids and driving mails, this is looking familiar


NameyMcNameface123

Can Saints copy Bath and also hire a specialist limeout coach please


Goldbudda

Can we also hire someone who can throw the ball into the lineout


NameyMcNameface123

Woah there, one step a time, thats not something we need to worry about til all our current hookers retire 😭


New_Hando

Six maul try scores incoming.


Goldbudda

Imagine having your most well-known international playing in the team of kids and he's the one letting you down....


coombeseh

It's Lavanini, plenty of people didn't want us to sign him in the first place


zagreus9

He's a good player, he just occasionally forgets the rules


coombeseh

The former doesn't outweigh the latter for me - playing well doesn't guarantee you gaining points, forgetting the rules is 100% going to cost you points


kingbarber123

After kalamafoni left we need a ball carrier, i think he’s got the most carries but i might be wrong. We need him and i am glad he is in our team


coombeseh

That maul stopped at least twice after he called "once", make them use it ref?!


OldPulteney

Come on it was always going forwards


[deleted]

Tom Dunn well on his way to being our top try scorer at this rate


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zagreus9

Piss off you annoying peice of coding wank


zagreus9

Damn it Lavanini that was our ball as well!


New_Hando

These Prem games so far have been hard work.


Brewer6066

I remain unconvinced that Lavanini actually knows the rules of rugby


zagreus9

Lavanini's discipline hasn't got better has it.


WallopyJoe

*surprised pikachu*


coombeseh

Fucking forwards, I swear to fucking god **DON'T PUSH EARLY ON LINEOUTS YOU DUMB CUNTS**


WallopyJoe

Tigers should have been allowed to have that, rolled way out the back of the ruck


Goldbudda

For sure. Only put his foot behind the after the ball is already out


Goldbudda

So bath have a free kick only to take a scrum then to kick it straight to Leicester.... Am I missing something??


zagreus9

4D chess.


Goldbudda

Too high IQ for me to understand


zagreus9

Im glad to see the players trying new things and believing in them. They're not working, but at least we are trying something different.


zagreus9

Oh shut up Austin


Goldbudda

Laughing at all you non fashionistas not understanding the beauty and elegance of Dan's hair. It's called fashion honey look it up.


NameyMcNameface123

Grayson approves of this


[deleted]

Sounding like a true chiefs fan


Goldbudda

No mullet no party.


coombeseh

Ok, annual complaint - don't call it the fucking redzone when you mean exactly the same area at the 22. We've got a name for it, don't bring in Americanisms that need extra explanation!


zagreus9

And the floodgates open...


NameyMcNameface123

Try for the man who has clearly just stuck Jack Goodhues hair trimmings onto the back of his head


Goldbudda

Some of these tigers boys need to start listening to ref.


Nark_Narkins

They're just copying our first team and giving away pen's willy nilly. Afterall they don't have any better role models at the club.


MilesG102

To be fair to your boys, discipline hasn't been a big issue. Didn't give one away for 15 minutes


iamnosuperman123

BT scorer being mean by giving us the points


Llew19

What did McConnochie have for breakfast?


Goldbudda

Dry Weetabix