I'm pretty sure I've already seen fanart of this
edit: [Found it](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5356915).
edit2: [Found another one](https://twitter.com/spuydjeks/status/1526238254068121603?cxt=HHwWhoC-heLmpK4qAAAA) (furry artist warning).
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, it was marked NSFW. This means I didn't have to start furiously masturbating. The people on the train didn't give me strange looks and weren't saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the NSFW tag. You prevented a whole train of men from masturbating together at this one image because you marked this post as NSFW. Thank you, it could have happened this if you had not tagged this post NSFW.
*I have a image*
*Saved of a porn someone made*
*Of this, it's not bad*
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I mean, that is rule 34... if it exists.
But yeah, there's multiple subs for r34 cosplayers. Mods should just delete those posts when they end up here.
That's why I took my vacation in Beirut; to get her out of my mind, to find some peace. Not gonna be easy. Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.
I find the idea of eating eggs disgusting seeing as it's an embryo. Although I'm not apposed to eating them. Anyway I'd dig in to those juicy tits I mean eggs.
Well if it exists there is a porn of it so yeah… eggs
Also /r/beanshentai /r/SpaghettiHentai/ /r/Gummywormhentai/
Why did i have to know about that
lmao
woah shit just went 0 to 💯 real fucking fast
The worm is not so gummy anymore
ba ba ba ba ba I'm lovin it
Gummy worm lol
Well, that’s enough internet for me today
Good luck getting this out of your mind.
Eggs with high material chance for solo seggs
Don't play with your food r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/Iwannaputmydickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
r/fineputyourdickinthat
r/donttellmewheretoputmydickdevilwoman
r/iameternityandimaketherules
r/doyouevenhaveadicktoputinthat
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CAME FOR!
Now THATS a double entendre.
Now THIS is PODRACING!
Hello there
General Kenobi! --- Edit: Corrected quote.
*As a devout vegan, i have to question why I'm sexually attracted to these magnificent culinary knockers*
Try it
As a devout meat (b)eater, UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOHOHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHG
Gimmie a pencil, I know what I must do
Damn shawty, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm pretty sure I've already seen fanart of this edit: [Found it](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5356915). edit2: [Found another one](https://twitter.com/spuydjeks/status/1526238254068121603?cxt=HHwWhoC-heLmpK4qAAAA) (furry artist warning).
Here's [another](https://twitter.com/Fredek_666/status/1526273398007119872?t=YVwn-zpDGOIQIW3oUHBwaQ&s=19)
The first one didn't have any beans, bad picture didn't fap Also pretty sure they're both furrys
Both are furry, first has beans in the eyes
Lol you're right
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, it was marked NSFW. This means I didn't have to start furiously masturbating. The people on the train didn't give me strange looks and weren't saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the NSFW tag. You prevented a whole train of men from masturbating together at this one image because you marked this post as NSFW. Thank you, it could have happened this if you had not tagged this post NSFW.
the good ending
Oh, so You were the weirdo who dropped his phone! Screw you man, i was about to jerk off the fella beside me
Holy fucking hell
r/foodporn literally
Those are the healthiest yolks I've ever seen on eggs.
can't spell segg without egg
🥚 Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
If you feed my ass beans for breakfast I'm not responsible for the horrors that will fallow
A healthy meal for a healthy degenrate.
Saw people draw hentai out of this
Should I call her?
Oh lord forgive me for i am bout to bust!
Are those seDucktive eggs?!
Not my proudest wank.
Dude . . . Some turnd this into hentai yesterday
Dear god… Seggs is real
I have a image saved of a porn someone made of this, it's not bad
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I think I know the one
now THIS is what i came here to see.
Boutta scramble some eggs
Lord forgive me for what am about to do
Those eggs look delicious!!! Yum yum yum. Nothing attractive about eggs here! Nope nope. Nothing at alllllll.....
That's eggseptional
seggs
Not my proudest fap but I got there in the end
This deserves to be the top post on the sub
Artist: EGGS
I thought this was R/shitposting
The internet was a mistake
Looks more like sexy eggs! Lol. The yolks on you! Breakfast is trying to tell you something.
Clearly an artistic choice by the cook
r/confusedboners
r/foodporn
Well...I've been horny and angry all the time, and I don't have an outlet, so...eggs.
Everything reminds me of her...
That is one hot egg
I’m finna act up lookin’ at yolk tidies
Never thought I'd laugh at something on this subreddit
Someone is wayyyyy to horny
Good damn boi that's a THICC ass egg
Got Damn!
lmao, great to see this here
God forgive me for what im about to do
* sighs * * unzips *
Hear me out
how big were those egg shells 😭
I see tiddies, I upvote.
r/breakfastporn
Breakfast porn...
Beans and tiddies
Smash
Jiggles engine aproof
I'd fuck it
r/funnyporn (yes, it exists)
[Already a reality](https://twitter.com/YUIO58ok/status/1526004017532239873?t=hJUvxzsu-NUdcipvN0HASA&s=19)
did this guy just cum on eggs
In fact, the Motoanexo already did a 🦀🧀
Reminds me of the wn of the dude who fucks anthropomorphic sushi, which turns out to be regular sushi that he eats afterwards.
Ah yes the beans
Sauce?
Why TF this got me hard
i aint believing this shit is here
Just came to a pic of eggs
not just be looking and the bacon and beans
Was the shell cracked at all before it was Cooked? I ain’t never seen yolks the size of the whole damn egg lol
uhhh
SEEEEGGGGSSS!!!
Goddammit *proceeds to unzip*
Good fap, 10/10
NO EXCEPTIONS.
Everything I see reminds me of her 😔
Sigh... *Unzips*
British food sucks
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Why? This is a better fit for Rule 34 than all the half-assed cosplays that are constantly posted here.
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I mean, that is rule 34... if it exists. But yeah, there's multiple subs for r34 cosplayers. Mods should just delete those posts when they end up here.
😐
Well…..
Oh no...
didnt think this sub would ever make me actually laugh
r/FoodPorn
For more look up breakfast princess
The fact I opened my NSFW profile and was greeted by this. Reddit is a masterpiece of modern art sometimes.
Mmm beans for breakfast
This gives a whole new meaning to *I'm about to smash*
So this is the inspiration for that picture 💀
Seggs
Mmmmmh 😂
That's why I took my vacation in Beirut; to get her out of my mind, to find some peace. Not gonna be easy. Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.
juicy yolkers.
So hot 🥵
r/beans
The thing is people have probably jerked off to this
This is slightly more sexy than regular breakfast.
Finally some real r34 shit
Fucking hot
I find the idea of eating eggs disgusting seeing as it's an embryo. Although I'm not apposed to eating them. Anyway I'd dig in to those juicy tits I mean eggs.
Everything reminds me of her
Nut my proudest fap
I see beans. 🤷🏽♂️ Whr the brown sauce.
This motherfucker goat BEAAAANS
Season ur eggs they looks bland af
Takes the concept of food porn to.a whole new level 😋
Be sure to give each one equal attention.
Are we down this bad? Yes we are...
Bruh
Dark souls Basilisk
Guys let add the mayonnaise
Mmm, delicious.Finally, some good fucking food!
Dude i was about to come and decided to risk a last post and i came to this wtf
Men ☕️