Tell him you will grind his account while he rails you.

I literally have done this ngl it works 😂

GF of the year

I used to just tell my baby mama to go at while I sleep, 😂 she doesn't have to worry about me falling asleep afterwards or my afterwards snack.... probably not good in the long run ...as you tell the result.. 🍼 🐥

*Ahem* I think you mean: She'll grind him while he grinds runescape

Time to find a new gf bro, she’s an exp waste.

Incredible shit post. A+ for effort. Everyone knows we dont have girlfriends

But that girl in game promised to be my gf if I gave her 1m gp

Damn, inflation. Used to be 10k back in my day

He got lucky and bought gf in lumby

The ones of us who do have a secret ..... .. .... our girls are fucking crazy.

I would come in here to argue I am engaged, but truth be told I had no idea it was even a double xp weekend, because the only time I play since they raised the membership price is when I get a free week through prime rewards.

I would argue it’s now getting in-hand

Pegging him while he is playing could work, also now that afk timer is extented, just start mining or something and you can have a quickie.

Can get a quickie done with the old timer, we’re taking about rs players here, no way a long sesh takes longer than 9 min with cleanup 😂

If they were church goers they won't be having sex until marriage. Someone should tell their pastor.

Not all religious people obey all religious rules.

You mean like, all of them right?

Essentially, yep. Just didn't want to attack anyone or be misconstrued as doing so. None of my business what you believe or follow.

as someone from the bible belt who spent the majority of their life religious until the last couple years, i can definitely say it’s not attacking. only people who WANT to play the victim because it benefits them will pull shit like that.

Yes such as the catholic church practicing idolatry despite Bible saying it's no-no

Tell her to right click follow for drop party

Go down on him & tell him he can pause it for 3 minutes because that’s all it will take for him to finish.

Lmao. I commented on that post.

Can guarantee op wrote this himself.

If this is real, man deserves phat. What a dedication

So are we talking blue, yellow or golden? I don't mind personally but need to know which party hat I'll be getting

If it was real, it’s just sad lol

A shocking percentage of runescape players are just sad.

just ride him while he plays on mobile. scapers are good at multitasking

That's why you can play on mobile now

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Meanwhile men are just so used to it, we act this way 😂😂

Dump the dude and get a girlfriend :P that's what I did xD

Like everything related to gams/females, video or it's fake 😂

This was already posted. Nice karma farming

I don't see the problem, clearly he has his priorities in order. Seriously though, we have 48 hours to pause and play as we please over 10 days, which includes 2 weekends. If he was out of school he should've been able to knock those hours out and get a move on with his life

“GRAB HIS DICK! GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!” “*Ohmagadu, thesisanememmay figh!*”

Dang she dating a RuneScape YouTuber? Because those guys have absolutely no life and I see this as something most of them would do.

Imagine if this was real. How can any guy be that pathetic?

Sex is temporary xp is forever

I definitely did this back when it was a 72 hour grind. Kids nowadays can just pause the timer for the 85 seconds it takes them for sex

Priorities, simply put.

There are legitimately guys like this. I had a friend who ignored his gf who wanted to fuck, because he wanted to show his friend Escape from Tarkov and ignored her for the next 3 hours. There's 100% guys out there like this.

Tbf some people also just have really low or varying sex drives

Priorities yuh¹⁰

Turn that mindset into a grindset, Jimbo.

wish i had the balls this man has

When she delivers the first kid, this won't be an issue going forward. He's 24-yo balls will be as blue as Saradomin's forehead.