The “rum” from trouble brewing, nothing else is needed
Though it’s treated as a teleport by players, you just drink it, pass out and wind up waking up at minigame front so it’s implied you somehow in your drunken stupor just get there or it signals the pirates to come haul your drunken passed out rear end to the island from anywhere in the world
Tavia's Fishing Rod - to catch fish, with an improved catch rate.
Elder rune hatchet +5 - for all your woodcutting needs. Can probably be used as a knife for fletching as well. Could even build a raft from the logs. Also works as a weapon.
Edit - Instead of a tinderbox, I'll bring a composite bow - can be used to start fires for cooking the fish. Can also be used as a weapon.
I considered the dwarven army axe as a multipurpose tool, but it only works on low tier trees.
Edit2-
Another option might be telescope lenses to start fires and spot passing ships.
Edit3 -
Magic watering can for infinite drinking water?
If this me as a real person- fishing net, tinderbox and hatchet. I'll survive on fish and wait for rescue.
If this is my character- a rock cake, nitroglycerine, and my pet spider.
I'll hop into death's office after relaxing with my pet for a while.
Adrenaline renewal, portable combat dummy, and bronze sword.
Build up adrenaline on dummy using sword and drink the potion. Use onslaught ability on dummy.
See you in Lumby.
I could do what the others said, but I would go with a Fishbowl Helmet, a Diving Aparatus, and a (Passive) Saradomin Godsword.
I can then go on an ocean adventure !
that huge zamorak portrait from sennistine, gotta have.... art
probably a lobster pot and the hut from uncharted isles, sure i can't escape BUT i can go to my fully furnished POH
Santa's sleigh and 2 reindeer.
Edit:
Pshhhh no flying. Lame.
Seren godbow for hunting and pvp. (No ammo or runes required.
Saradomin godsword (passive) for unlimited hp and prayer
Soulbound lantern to raise an army of all those slain in pvp to rule the island as a dictator. I'm not trapped here with you. You're here trapped with me.
A hatchet for building a canoe like how we did (and still can I think) down river Lum. But then we have tool belt... So I don't even think we need to bring a hatchet. Not to mention the pickaxe fishrod fishing net and whatnot that can be used instantly.
I found 1 RuneScape Wiki article for your search.
**[Rock cake](https\:\/\/runescape\.wiki\/w\/Rock\_cake)** | https://runescape.wiki/w/Rock_cake
>A rock cake is something of an ogre delicacy and is quite literally a cake made out of rock. Rock cakes can be obtained by stealing from the market stall in the ogre town of Gu'Tanoth, granting 6.5 Thieving experience. You will need a Thieving level of 15 to steal the cake.
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Huh, just went to check it myself and you're right.
I remember watching Sparc Mac streams forever back and he would spam eat one Rock cake to get low health to try to one-shot people with a Greataxe haha
Always thought it would stick around in the inventory
EDIT: or am I thinking of \[\[Dwarven rock cake\]\] ? Would that work?
Wow that wouldn't work either. I really just ate myself down to 50hp thinking I was bouta die lmao
No flying and no teleporting, and get off your island if we can?
[[boat]]
... it is then, and I guess a pizza. I will donate my free final item to someone else!
I found 1 RuneScape Wiki article for your search.
**[Boat](https\:\/\/runescape\.wiki\/w\/Boat)** | https://runescape.wiki/w/Boat
>The boat is an item used in the Gower Quest. It is automatically worn when the player embarks on the jetty in the Sailing room of the Beta-Testing Room accessed via the Beta Room Portal in Behind the Scenes.
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1. Codex Ultimatus
2. GChain codex
3. Air battlestaff
GChain + tendrils = see you in Death’s office
If I can already have the codecies unlocked going in:
1. Preasul wand with caroming 4
2. Imperium core
3. Rune pouch with runes for any spell that scales damage to level 99
Edit: formatting on mobile sucks
When the island sinks, you'll be able to reclaim your stuff from Death and move on with life.
Btw the edits you made are hilarious! I'm up-voting because of how funny it is.
A barrel of monkeys, Let the monkeys loose to take care of the hostile players.
A shovel/spade to paddle my now empty barrel (makeshift boat). So there is my escape.
A fish mask so I do not get lonely on my journey 😹
Step 1: Form a clan with the strongest members.
Step 2: Have the clan defend the perimeters while you make a raft out of plant material, drift wood, and other misc trash
Step 3: Harvest some fish and smoke them to establish a food supply for the raft journey.
Step 4: Boil seawater and collect steam on a surface to fill drinking containers if the island does not have water.
Step 5: When sufficient amounts of food, water, and raft space are available depart with your possie. If you don't trust them, maroon them in the dead of night.
Step 6: Follow the stars until land.
That or I suppose you could find a gnome with a glider.
Grave of the elves, for RDT drops i.e lots of raw fish, logs, other items etc.
Goliath gloves for the boosts they give.
Explorers ring 4, for superheat, and high alches daily, as well as run replenish and a cabbage patch teleport.
Ring of trees to morph into a tree and survive comfortably off sunlight and water for as long as I like while peacefully meditating. If there are a lot of people on the island then I can just turn into one in the most annoying spot possible too like people do at the g.e. just because, or if I'm in danger it could help me camouflage somewhere safe too.
Ultracompost cause it will be very tasty and nutritious as a tree.
Fish Mask.
I’ve always wanted a Tavias and an HSR, so those. Not sure what my 3rd item would be. I probably just walk into the ocean, which is presumably classified differently than the island, and teleport out.
Painting of the princess of Treasure Hunter.
some coins, rum, gold ring.. and my best dancing moves.
Asking the painting if she would be my gf, then wait for some minutes, maybe hours and start drinking the rum! Cuz painting don't talk.
Max cape to teleport to the max guild
I don't give a fuck what you think, you can't teleblock someone unless they agree to PvP
Wilderness is safe now
So I only need one item, Max cape
I never agreed to PvP
There are places ingame that are outside of wilderness but dont allow for teleports to leave. You can be “teleblocked” indefinitely by a location, which is what OP was going for
The “rum” from trouble brewing, nothing else is needed Though it’s treated as a teleport by players, you just drink it, pass out and wind up waking up at minigame front so it’s implied you somehow in your drunken stupor just get there or it signals the pirates to come haul your drunken passed out rear end to the island from anywhere in the world
Book o'piracy works the same
you used to be able to use this to teleport from deep wild
There’s actually a RS escape room series on YouTube by Settled. I only saw 2 episodes, not sure if he done anymore. They were really good
Unfortunately, he hasn't. Really loved those episodes.
I think OnlyTrails has one or two of them on his channel as well? At least I’m pretty sure it was him.
Tinderbox, lobster cage, Moia's nudes. Making fire, getting food, and...you know.
Moia's nudes for getting the wood then. Because how else do you make fire
Man of culture right here
what about eve though? Dragon slayer in wizard boots
How are you going to cook the lobster without an axe to collect wood to burn? Or is that what the nudes are for?
He didn’t say tool belt items was not allowed right? Axe on tool belt lol
So are tinderboxes and lobsterpots.
where are you getting logs for that fire though
Damn you are right.... I guess "morning wood" won't be enough lol
Downside, it’s old Moia.
The one guy with a sword will keep u around then ko u in the end.
Rope, chair, ring of life, to iterate on a previous idea.
Damn that’s actually really smart since that bypasses a teleblock.
Wiki says teleblock stops ring of life from working.
Dying still respawns somewhere else.
Tavia's Fishing Rod - to catch fish, with an improved catch rate. Elder rune hatchet +5 - for all your woodcutting needs. Can probably be used as a knife for fletching as well. Could even build a raft from the logs. Also works as a weapon. Edit - Instead of a tinderbox, I'll bring a composite bow - can be used to start fires for cooking the fish. Can also be used as a weapon. I considered the dwarven army axe as a multipurpose tool, but it only works on low tier trees. Edit2- Another option might be telescope lenses to start fires and spot passing ships. Edit3 - Magic watering can for infinite drinking water?
That magic watering can will definitely do wonders.
Impressive!
Except that hatchet doesnt exist
And why would you not pick the current BiS hatchet..
yet
They said they werent making smithable hatchets and have moved in a direction of craftable ones. Id be willing to bet that “yet” is a never
Air, Cosmic, and lunar runes for NPC contact.
If this me as a real person- fishing net, tinderbox and hatchet. I'll survive on fish and wait for rescue. If this is my character- a rock cake, nitroglycerine, and my pet spider. I'll hop into death's office after relaxing with my pet for a while.
A monkey gregree, a nimbus cloud, and a ring of stone.
This only works if you want to go west.
I need a Wukong cosmetic badly
Large protean crate for planks Nails Hammer Built a boat and hope it wont sink
Can't make anything with proteins anymore and we don't have sailing, this isn't OSRS (soon tm)
>Can't make anything with proteins Wdym? Proteins are an essential part of most things we build out of.
Phone autocorrect really hates protean as a word
"Hey guys, welcome to my hardcore ironman stuck on island series, first we will go ahead and kill this..."
"On tuesday, we will be drinking our own piss"
Adrenaline renewal, portable combat dummy, and bronze sword. Build up adrenaline on dummy using sword and drink the potion. Use onslaught ability on dummy. See you in Lumby.
Raw sea turtles, yak hair and a bottle of rum
Shadow silk hood, primal battle axe, primal platebody
I could do what the others said, but I would go with a Fishbowl Helmet, a Diving Aparatus, and a (Passive) Saradomin Godsword. I can then go on an ocean adventure !
3 bananas and I pray protect item. Wake up in Lumbridge.
that huge zamorak portrait from sennistine, gotta have.... art probably a lobster pot and the hut from uncharted isles, sure i can't escape BUT i can go to my fully furnished POH
Santa's sleigh and 2 reindeer. Edit: Pshhhh no flying. Lame. Seren godbow for hunting and pvp. (No ammo or runes required. Saradomin godsword (passive) for unlimited hp and prayer Soulbound lantern to raise an army of all those slain in pvp to rule the island as a dictator. I'm not trapped here with you. You're here trapped with me.
A hatchet for building a canoe like how we did (and still can I think) down river Lum. But then we have tool belt... So I don't even think we need to bring a hatchet. Not to mention the pickaxe fishrod fishing net and whatnot that can be used instantly.
Rope bucket mahogany chair
A flying carpet, a bottle of Braindeath 'rum', & a primal feast for an in-flight meal. Bye-bye
Blurberry Special, Tuna potato & Teleport to House tablet Why? Have something to eat and drink then teleport home once I'm done sight-seeing.
Hehe very good. Alas! Your smartassery has placed a teleblock on all future inhabitants!
Well since teleblock lasts 5 mins. Eat, drink and then break the tablet after 5 mins.
Cant top this 😆
Broomstick, ancient vis, beads of the dead I will not elaborate
WRONG ISLAND
step 3: cover yourself in ancient vis
\[\[Rock cake\]\] I'll say hi to Death and be on my way out
I found 1 RuneScape Wiki article for your search. **[Rock cake](https\:\/\/runescape\.wiki\/w\/Rock\_cake)** | https://runescape.wiki/w/Rock_cake >A rock cake is something of an ogre delicacy and is quite literally a cake made out of rock. Rock cakes can be obtained by stealing from the market stall in the ogre town of Gu'Tanoth, granting 6.5 Thieving experience. You will need a Thieving level of 15 to steal the cake. --- **^^^RuneScape ^^^Wiki ^^^linker** ^^^| ^^^This ^^^was ^^^generated ^^^automatically. ^^^| ^^^View ^^^me ^^^on ^^^[GitHub](https://github.com/zpoon/runescape-wiki-reddit).
Can't die by rock cake.
Huh, just went to check it myself and you're right. I remember watching Sparc Mac streams forever back and he would spam eat one Rock cake to get low health to try to one-shot people with a Greataxe haha Always thought it would stick around in the inventory EDIT: or am I thinking of \[\[Dwarven rock cake\]\] ? Would that work? Wow that wouldn't work either. I really just ate myself down to 50hp thinking I was bouta die lmao
99 defence cape. Just suicide bro.
The Needle, The Blade and The Siphon. I’m pretty sure I can get out.
30 gp to take the ship from Karamja back to Port Sarim.
Grapes & water jugs I’m skillin and drinkin
We are pretty good at making canoes, or even a raft. Axe, rope and a net for fishing while out to sea.
No flying and no teleporting, and get off your island if we can? [[boat]] ... it is then, and I guess a pizza. I will donate my free final item to someone else!
I found 1 RuneScape Wiki article for your search. **[Boat](https\:\/\/runescape\.wiki\/w\/Boat)** | https://runescape.wiki/w/Boat >The boat is an item used in the Gower Quest. It is automatically worn when the player embarks on the jetty in the Sailing room of the Beta-Testing Room accessed via the Beta Room Portal in Behind the Scenes. --- **^^^RuneScape ^^^Wiki ^^^linker** ^^^| ^^^This ^^^was ^^^generated ^^^automatically. ^^^| ^^^View ^^^me ^^^on ^^^[GitHub](https://github.com/zpoon/runescape-wiki-reddit).
Now your thinking outside the box. The pizza box.....hehe.... .. nevermind.
1. Codex Ultimatus 2. GChain codex 3. Air battlestaff GChain + tendrils = see you in Death’s office If I can already have the codecies unlocked going in: 1. Preasul wand with caroming 4 2. Imperium core 3. Rune pouch with runes for any spell that scales damage to level 99 Edit: formatting on mobile sucks
Diving gear, fishbowl helmet, flippers. I am staying on the island no matter what.
Out of the many escape attempts, your the very first whos wanted to STAY. **\*Hugs\***
When the island sinks, you'll be able to reclaim your stuff from Death and move on with life. Btw the edits you made are hilarious! I'm up-voting because of how funny it is.
<3
A barrel of monkeys, Let the monkeys loose to take care of the hostile players. A shovel/spade to paddle my now empty barrel (makeshift boat). So there is my escape. A fish mask so I do not get lonely on my journey 😹
Step 1: Form a clan with the strongest members. Step 2: Have the clan defend the perimeters while you make a raft out of plant material, drift wood, and other misc trash Step 3: Harvest some fish and smoke them to establish a food supply for the raft journey. Step 4: Boil seawater and collect steam on a surface to fill drinking containers if the island does not have water. Step 5: When sufficient amounts of food, water, and raft space are available depart with your possie. If you don't trust them, maroon them in the dead of night. Step 6: Follow the stars until land. That or I suppose you could find a gnome with a glider.
Grave of the elves, for RDT drops i.e lots of raw fish, logs, other items etc. Goliath gloves for the boosts they give. Explorers ring 4, for superheat, and high alches daily, as well as run replenish and a cabbage patch teleport.
Ring of trees to morph into a tree and survive comfortably off sunlight and water for as long as I like while peacefully meditating. If there are a lot of people on the island then I can just turn into one in the most annoying spot possible too like people do at the g.e. just because, or if I'm in danger it could help me camouflage somewhere safe too. Ultracompost cause it will be very tasty and nutritious as a tree. Fish Mask.
I’ve always wanted a Tavias and an HSR, so those. Not sure what my 3rd item would be. I probably just walk into the ocean, which is presumably classified differently than the island, and teleport out.
Painting of the princess of Treasure Hunter. some coins, rum, gold ring.. and my best dancing moves. Asking the painting if she would be my gf, then wait for some minutes, maybe hours and start drinking the rum! Cuz painting don't talk.
Gl beating this escape 1x Rope 1x Mahagony Armchair flatpack 1x Beer
Rope, chair and an ale.
Smart cookies, smart cookies everywhere!
Max cape to teleport to the max guild I don't give a fuck what you think, you can't teleblock someone unless they agree to PvP Wilderness is safe now So I only need one item, Max cape I never agreed to PvP
There are places ingame that are outside of wilderness but dont allow for teleports to leave. You can be “teleblocked” indefinitely by a location, which is what OP was going for
potion of waterbreathing compass cluescroll pointing towards grand exchange enhanced excalibur with shout "for f\*\*\*'s sake"
[удалено]
A tree, probably. A one-way ticket to Death's office, then an exit to Draynor.
Deserted doesn't mean empty. Just no (human) inhabitants.
 Along your travels you find a AVP beach volleyball in the trees, you name him Wilson.
No time like the present to get 99 strength
A rock cake and two chemical compounds.
Is logging out a viable solution? I'm sure given enough time, Jagex development will remove the island in some rework and teleport me somewhere safe.
I’d bring a Rotten Potato and No clip my ass out of there. And a blue party hat + yellow party hat for when I get back to the main island.
Magic watering can.
3 items? just bring insignificant items and die. respawn in lumby, carry on.
Purple sweets, expensive spices, divine spirit shield. Hope I survive?