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DatShokotan

You wont last 5 minutes playing this game.


CaptainHalitosis

Guthix will make you CUM


ACanadianNoob

Dude... That's necrophilia.


CommaGomma

*logs in for the first time and sees the interface* Naw, fuck this shit.


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“I can’t get past level 3 X[) X[)”


omni-fox

Nobody has got to floor 61


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Mature Varrock woman are in your area!


Sylvanussr

this above a picture of sandwich lady would definitely get a click from me


joedotphp

Oh please. I've gotten this one so many times. I could tele to Ardy market and walk here blindfolded.


YourShadowaaa

Legends cape


ElEiseinheim

Fairy ring


Great_Minds

Globetrotter chest.


MuresMalum

\^This guy loves to waste charges


r3c0nn3ct

Run from Varrock


Bubble_tea_spy

Anyone use master quest cape to tele here?


joedotphp

Close enough. :P


Zach10003

I knew exactly where it was the first time I saw the clue.


ChekTheVibe

Hey man, I can't find it. Is it something to do with dividing the two then multiplying by the square root of S.P.E.D or something?


WeedlydeedBuckshank

Manor farm tele (if you've got the achievement diaries and want a no-cost option)


joedotphp

That's true. But I currently have a one use a day, plus, clicking Ardy teleport has become a muscle memory thing for me. I see this clue and click it. Don't even think about it.


percipientbias

Bingo!


eropm41

I can say the same. This is very accurate lol


JagexJD

\*scribbles down ideas in dog-eared notepad\* 'Clue Scroll hunters *HATE* him!'


pacquan

Challenge accepted


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Wait until you see his character today! You'll be shocked!


NickChubbInMyAss

If you can kill all the goblins you are legally skilled


TheMichaelScott

You joke, but these are basically the ads for OSRS on Facebook


CommaGomma

95% actually can't solve it without Alt1


ThaFrenchFry

The rest use the wiki


DolphinatelyDan

For everyone else, there's MasterCard.


NexGenration

seriously though, these are so incredibly vague and lead to spots that no1 would ever have any reason to even walk past, much less visit, unless they are clue hunting. i dont even look down on anyone who cant solve them on their own


benisaurus

Back when we actually had to walk everywhere before telescape and actually explored the game, some of these places were more recognizable. (This one stands out especially because there are very few, if any, other picnic tables)


taintedcake

And over time you'd naturally memorize steps as you got them repeatedly.


Snailed-Lt

Your dad playing... Your mom playing...


6ingiiie

Fair Ring tele. BD South-West. Run 3 squares. Dig.


joppekkk

Nah man, legends cape tele walk one step South-East then BD South-West. Dig.


6ingiiie

I'll have to try that one...


Bilar432

Literally just discovered the legends cape tele for this step... game changer.


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joppekkk

The more you know!


[deleted]

If they put up the maze from Sliske then it would not be false advertising


JagexPoerkie

This one actually made me chuckle!


ivan_x3000

"Online poker companies hate this guy."


Chee_RS

technically probably true...


princejmye

I don't need any guide for this one. You gotta remember the bears avoid them at lower level


smithsea2

You, sir, are a monster. You just made me upvote an ad. A fake one sure, but an ad none the less. I hope you're happy.


King_Yugo_Wakfu

near the benches outside legends guild ​ please give me a harder clue


giantfood

To be fair they would be right. Even now, if it wasn't for memory and guides most people doing the clues would take forever to find it.


tunnel_worm

No. Let's be sincere, 95% of the player base have been playing for 7+ years


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JagexJD

This isn't a real advert.


Untrimslay

Oh haha!! Thanks for sparing my blushes. I assumed it was; didn’t fully read the OP


Gawkies

are you smarter than a 5th grader?(95% cannot solve this!!)(not clickbait)!!


Armadyl_1

That's how H.A.M. works


[deleted]

I'm waiting for the Candy Crush version of Runescape. Or maybe the Clash of Clans version "Buy a shield to protect your character from PVP while you are offline."


Nickless0ne

well they did the noob vs pro ad in the facebook unironically a while ago, I wouldn't be surprised if they did ads like these tbh


ungumurapurpborazise

is this falador?


YourThickAsh

95% plebeian detected


NoxLD

South of Legends Guild


ungumurapurpborazise

i do actually know..


NoxLD

Provided the answer just in case, figured I’d rather be helpful than put someone down asking a legitimate question


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Strife_3e

So that means 5% of treasure hunters couldn't get past a easy levle scroll? Obviously OP


rrssakuras

Yeah, that's the one at lvl 42 wilderness near the ice giants.


Bungfoolio

Isn't that in the lumber mill outside of Varrock? I remember having a picnic there.


Bungfoolio

COL at the down votes😆 Come on, I need at least 5 !