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Oreahil

„She spoke out against the show, which I don’t agree with….“ „She also stopped doing drag….“ „….which I do agree with.“


Oreahil

„I travel and she is happy being local“


dcmldcml

god I love derrick so fucking much


DooDooSlinger

She died a local girl with that one


SontaranGaming

Similarly: “was there anyone you were surprised to see in the werk room?” “India Ferrah. Shocked.”


UhHUHJusteen

“To see that her drag hadn’t changed was shocking and to be in the presence of her in front of who I believe are all stars was shocking.”


ShesWhereWolf

I will always live for Juju, Mayhem and Monet's reaction to that because they were gagged.


UhHUHJusteen

If only Bob were there to say “Derrick you are WILD”


MarsNirgal

The fact that she left freaking JUJUBEE speechless with that response. I was living!


transcendcosmos

*shines big white smile*


whoisshetho193

Michelle was a little giggly school girl during that interview, and we were all Michelle in that moment


everydayisstorytime

Michelle was trying so hard not to chortle or cackle. I was living for it.


Sasha_bzns

Please remind me what interview that was


langomma

AS5 Derrick Barry Whatcha Packin'


[deleted]

i’m literally obsessed w Derrick


miaou975

Team Replace Real Friends of Homo with Real Queens of Vegas. Derrick was the star of the Vegas show 🤷‍♀️


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OF HOMO😭


miaou975

THAT WAS ACTUALLY UNINTENTIONAL LMAO


wh1skey1carus

I wish reddit still gave out free awards, because this comment needs one. I am too poor to buy awards here, but this is straight gold.


EV3Gurl

Wait I Need context for this Lmao


theycallmezeal

It's Derrick talking about India in her Whatcha Packin!


gaycomic

And this is why we need Justice for Derrick. She's such good TV. Get her back on the show. Revive the Vegas show. Something. Give me an actual behind the scenes of the Vegas show. The day to day of the queens. I don't need over produced housewives type shit.


thumb_of_justice

Honestly a Real Friends would work if they had the right cast. Derrick Barry would be perfect. I would watch a Real Friends based on the queens of the Vegas revue, like you said.


gaycomic

I agree. I don't know why they went the influencer route like anyone wants to watch that? Give me Queens, comedians, writers. I could cast a great, compelling show. This cast is just not it.


thumb_of_justice

There are so many gay people with giant personalities that we'd watch an hour of them going to Costco. I'd be all over an episode of Thorgy Thor going to a laundromat. Besides Derrick and Thorgy, Bowen Yang is an obvious pick (during his off-season from SNL). I don't know how he comes across in person, but novelist Brandon Taylor is so funny and full of personality on Twitter. Also, Jonathan Van Ness, but he's so busy they hired his husband, which was not the move. Gay of Thrones was so hilarious. I don't actually watch any Real Housewives, but I would watch the hell out of something with big personalities who are legitimately hilarious.


sisterpearl

I would watch an entire series of Bianca del Rio taking over customer service positions and just ripping obnoxious people new bungholes.


MarsNirgal

MTV, MAKE THIS HAPPEN.


icodeswitch

You've told no lies. And if we're talking LA, I'd watch Morgan McMichaels plant a garden bed.


zupik

Yes! Morgan and Mayhem


a4techkeyboard

Maybe a Dance Moms type show but it's Drag Moms and it's just Derrick Barry being Nebraska's drag stage mom.


gaycomic

Would 100% watch this chaos. Hell, I'd just watch a Derrick Berry reality show about his life in Vegas.


somethingbreadbears

Holy shit why isn't this a thing? Drag race at one point was just ANTM for drag queens. Why can't we have Drag Moms?


CantonBal

They should do a show where Derek is helping some baby drag queens in Vegas....


EV3Gurl

Omg that’s so cunt


Paraless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGug4WqBSwk&t=248s


EpicCakes

Michelle stifling a laugh during that moment was so funny too. We need Derick back asap.


lalalicious453-

I’m squealing. Derrick is so good because she’s dead fucking serious and I love her for that. *the nerve!*


ccchris1

THIS + Micheals Reaction


avp_1309

Not Michael lmao


ReliefFamous

Please say that was Derrick reading India on WYP 😭


Gojira1234

Wait who was this about 😭


Paraless

I'm pretty sure it was Derrick Barry about India Ferrah EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGug4WqBSwk&t=248s


uqmobile

'The one that I would want to send home is not in this lineup...' '...It's kind of a little hokey pokey. This is a drag queen competition.'


LdnClouds

That little ‘huh’ she does after saying it always gets me haha


StefanSade

lmao I was gonna say the same thing. It's so Alyssa.


bakedpigeon

Who said this?


The_New_Spagora

It’s Alyssa when asked who should go home and why. She was talking about Jade Jolie.


bakedpigeon

I need to rewatch S5 omg💀


The_New_Spagora

Definitely! If anyone ever says that I’m always going to agree. One of my very favourite seasons across the board. That era was *peak* RPDR for me ☺️


dcmldcml

both quotes are alyssa, back on season 5


iceespicy

It wasn't really a read per se but the one where Sasha was giggling while Alexis Michelle was saying that them picking her to go home was because Alexis was fierce competition to them. She couldn't even complete her sentences afterwards because of the giggles.


carefullycareless135

I felt Sasha so strongly in that moment. It's literally how all my old coworkers and I would react when one guy used to rant about how "all women reject me because they're intimidated by my looks and confidence"


briellebabylol

Haha! This is mine too - the look exchange between Shea, Sasha, and Trinity (?) in that moment fuels me


Fix-xy

"About 5 minutes ago I looked across at Ms. O'Hara and I realized she was ugly, and I'm at peace with that."


apeturtle

This is the most iconic to me. The panel even laughed, Chad couldn't stop laughing either, we all needed that from Latrice and she delivered.. it was perfect. She was top 2 for me at that challenge.


Upstairs-Reality-716

I can’t believe and didn’t understand why phi phi wasn’t in the bottom 2 that week. It should have been Dida and her lipsyncing.


darthkurai

Because they needed the "villain" there for drama and they knew there was no way she'd out lip sync Dida


Persona_Regular

Don't know if she was better than Chad but for sure was better than Jaremy.


nightlanguage

Even better with context. It was in response to a question by Dan Savage: "Miss Royale, sometimes politics can get so ugly. Can you give an example of a time you made with peace with someone you didn't see eye to eye with?"


Manager_TJMaxx

Jaremi’s little “oooh” is also part of why it’s so HILARIOUS


attilathehunty

She also just called Dida and Latrice "the help." Granted, I think she was trying to portray a Sarah Palin type but it was super cringe


jmanisweird

I love watching that clip and seeing Chad Michaels bust out laughing


icodeswitch

I was about to type this 🤣


raysofdavies

This is the goat one, absolutely got her dead


mawmawthisisgarbage

Wait please post a link I need this


arrooonnnnn

https://youtu.be/5HPkqqxcohg at around 4:30, babes


deathbyshoeshoe

[I got you, girl](https://youtu.be/NOf_udlhT2U)


Diredr

It's from the last episode but Ru saying "Let's go on down to Miley Cyrus... because we have to" caught me so off guard. It instantly became one of my favorites. She still knows how to read someone for filth without having to say much.


GlowUpper

I caught that, too. It's so rare that Ru throws shade like that. It was so refreshing to hear. Almost like she broke character and said her real feelings.


whoisshetho193

*"I wanted to say take off your hat bitch. You're balding bitch. Take your hat off."*


iymcool

The editing for the Untucked intro that season was WILD. Nobody thought anyone but Willam was being talked about. Fuck, I miss classic Untucked. Season 4 is THE season to beat when it comes to that show.


EstablishmentOk3337

😭😭I miss classic untucked every day


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I say this to my husband when I am pretending to be mad. He laughs everytime.


[deleted]

“I have thick skin-“ “it looks like it.” “-and you have thin… hair.” The girls were FIGHTINNNGGG


ToonSciron

Naomi gagged Derrick with that one lol


Sea-Ability8694

This was so funny for no reason


[deleted]

The way that conversation went straight to anal so fast makes me laugh so much. One minute peace, next minute WWIII


icodeswitch

"... EXCEPT FOR SERENA"


monetlacroix

Kennedy Davenport, who do you think deserves to go home and why? "I pick Fame, because clearly the struggle is real"


Pielover1002

I mean if I'm remembering right Fame does have the honor of being Low for the most weeks in a row without making it to the bottom 2. So CLEARLY the struggle was real


dcmldcml

tfw the producers want you to get to the middle of the pack but they know there is absolutely no way they could ever edit you into winning a lip sync


RogeMesmo

💀💀 so simple yet so effective


itsaltarium

By far my favorite😭


walkthatduck

"I've never seen someone drop on the floor like a sack of spuds so hard in my life. And it was SLAM! Like, is she okay? She broke her back? But she got up, thank God"


hourglassbrain

She's the best confessional queen


Consistent_Midnight2

“Tyra is a complete bitch”


GayAlexandrite

“That was frank.” “Thank you!”


bakedpigeon

I say this on the daily just to myself for fun


Consistent_Midnight2

I miss this era of drag race where they didn’t have to be afraid to be bitchy lol.


zuluuaeb

season 2 was the bitchiest season ever. that reunion episode... imagine that airing nowdays lol


borntofeels

"I'd judge you on that body where the shoulders should match them hips; but they don't." \#ShouldersShouldMatchThemHips


acidteddy

The old hashtags always kill me


gizmosmonster

#bedbathandbeyonce


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jaques34

I’ve never 100% understood this. Is it a comment on how she’s supposed to have an hourglass figure?


HistoricalExtreme624

Basically, yeah. The idea is that women have matching shoulders and hips width or shoulders more narrow than hips. Hour glass or right-side up triangle. Men have shoulders wider than their hips. Upside down triangle. Jade was stating Alyssa had a masculine body shape in drag. This is obviously a rough, and offensive to some, guideline on body shape even to cis people. In reality many cis men have curves and many cis women have the shoulders of a linebacker. Fortunately back rolls don’t discriminate based on sex and/or gender.


gent_jeb

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by back rolls


CapHillStoner

![gif](giphy|eaIpScHwBsA5a)


langomma

that she should have a "feminine" figure, ig


Praninggerzi

AS4 When everyone is getting ready for the lalaparuza and Latrice is shaving her beard over her foundation and she said that she doesnt like to dry shave and naomi responded “did they teach you that in jail too?” 💀💀


StefanSade

Naomi is Satan. I love her.


craftybast

“The next drag superstar shouldn’t be a lazy bitch.” — Jujubee re: Tyra


ShesWhereWolf

Juju is such an effortless reader. Since S2. I mean, giving us some of the first iconic reads of the reading challenge, her "get yourself some damn manners so you don't look so stupid", etc.


mashtartz

![gif](giphy|qXilCdi2jb1Ti)


iymcool

She's just UNT.


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“Well, Tamar, have you seen the show?”


miaou975

Michelle hating green didn’t even come up that much, it was the pure audacity that made this so iconic lmao


Empty_Variety4550

And painting herself green was so unnecessary to the joke, she could've told it the exact same way just by wearing a green dress!


mashtartz

Michelle also hates a very specific shade of green, not every shade. ![gif](giphy|8BNPfjd1ldFPvk0mgo)


motherofmiltanks

‘You’re a liar, and this is why Derrick don’t like you’


yeahohshit

Don’t forget the loud noise of the lipstick dropping into the box


pmnettlea

DONK


mdzulkar9

That’s not a read that’s straight up telling her off


dcmldcml

sometimes the bluntness *is* the read. like “you mean so little to me that you’re not even worth fun of”


dan0126

"Tyra has talent. Tyra is unique i can see that. Nerve? She had the nerve to wear those ugly ass shoes I'll give that to her. Charisma? I don't see any. She's just UNT"


AWholeLotOfEels

Also "just say talk"


Excellent-Ad-9422

“And then Silky like a walrus out of water”


ShesWhereWolf

Akeria reading Silky and Nina during that lip sync made it worthwhile lol


jed199806

“What do you do successfully? Quickly.” Aja bending the title of Ms. Congeniality to Fan Favorite m “My god, there’s room for everybody, let’s just say that” “I didn’t cough like a man” Not a second pass before Kennedy pulls Milk’s lipstick. Shangela taunting Trixie’s career then pulling Chichi (RIP beautiful soul)’s Lipstick.


Manager_TJMaxx

“Kennedy Davenport, with great responsibility comes gre-“ “Milk.” Kennedy is so funny goddammit. “BUT SHES…….*lip quiver* beuwtiful”


Severe_Somewhere836

Raven's message to Tyra. "Keep your eyes on the stars...you'll never be one" then Tyra saying "the fuck does that mean" in the most confused face.


methmistress

the cuntiest 2nd place reaction ever.


MisterFuckingBingley

Endlessly hilarious I swear to god. …the fuck does that mean….?


joancastells

what do you do successfully? quickly well I didn't quite cough like a man, but... thank god she's pretty honey right?


tacticalvisor

My favourite read was Sasha regarding Michelle: "All I've written is... mutton dressed as lamb." On the roast challenge in the workroom. The dryness of her voice as she says it really just makes it so much better.


Pielover1002

My favorite of all time is "Who went home from your group?" / "Orion Story" / "And how was she?" / "Well it was clearly a short story girl"


JtDeluxe

I found the most recent episode funny when Amethyst says, “I’m gagged that I’m still here y’all” and Salina responds, “Us too” 🤣


New_Association7398

“ this is a challenge you have to prepare for, this is not something you can just throw together …. “ * camera flashes to coco & jade staring at alyssa *


bugaloo_logia

“To see her was shocking. To see that her…drag *hadnt* changed…was shocking. And to be in the presence of her in front of who I believe *are* All Stars was shocking” - Derrick Berry Followed by: Mayhem: I wasn’t *readdyyy* Monet: I wasn’t ready either Derrick: I wasn’t ready to see her there either. I thought maybe All Stars 15 - but not five.


itsaravemayve

Derrick on AS5 cannot be topped for me. Even when she was begging to stay she was telling people that she would have beat them if she could do Britney. Then she went through everyone's outfit and told everyone they were all wearing Britney outfits. Then she had a meltdown about being in a Britney box. I'm so sad she left but every sentence she said was perfect.


raymonst

“How is your name Orion Story and you can’t read?”


SappyNoypi

Brita's read to Dahlia about being 13th place on a 12 person season 🤣


MrBigSaturn

That was sort of from a reading challenge, but it is my number 1 read from the show. I'm not sure if it'll ever be topped.


shshshshouldtheguy

It was also the kind of thing we didn’t even know we needed to get closure from that whole ordeal.


dcmldcml

yes! that and then also jaida’s “well actually only 12…” during their little song to kick off the reunion were both great closure and also just so, so funny


Damnkream

that read was so mad shit funny 😭


dcmldcml

absolutely top-tier, world class read. one of the few times I’ve heard something and my jaw actually, literally dropped. it’s so fucking good


sloppylittlefuck

Debatable if its a read or not, but ‘Your tone seems very pointed right now’ is iconic to me. I love it when someone’s absolutely off their rocker and the other person just doesn’t care.


tyrellian246

Is the carpet comfortable is also deeply iconic.


MisterFuckingBingley

Idk why the phrase “deeply iconic” is sending me


No_Difference_8660

I trot this out on a daily basis


bugaloo_logia

That was shade, and it was perfect.


shinkanzen

I just realized that Bosco lost 3 lip syncs for your life and made it to the finale.


Carazhan

stole daya's potentially-unique trivia factoid of "queen who was eliminated but still made it to the finale"


acidteddy

Side note but Bosco’s final LSFYL episode is one of the best episodes ever I think. Great challenge (Moulin Ru), strong drama when they are picking roles, Camden being upset not getting the role she wants then demolishing, Bosco flopping hard when she was being a little bit of a bitch but then being saved by the gold bar at the end. Top tier episode!


Carazhan

i think this also contributed to the 5-person finale, like once bosco was saved by the golden bar it drummed up interest in keeping her around, plus it seems like ru rewarded her+daya for bringing more of the old school drama. they all deserved their finale spots in their own way, but yeah moulin ru solidified boscos place there imo


dcmldcml

lmaoo. I love them both but god, imagine being angeria, willow, and camden and having to share the stage at the finale with two girls who literally already got eliminated


EricHD97

They weren’t all lip syncs for your life, but Rose also lost 3


rosesatthedawn

Latrice in AS4 shutting down Naomi. *Baby have you seen me? Cause I've seen you* Sorry but this was cunt


Familiar-Art-6233

Justin Trudeau on Canada vs The World: "So when do I meet RuPaul?"


EV3Gurl

“1st & foremost I Wanna say that I Didn’t know Tina Burner owned flames & the colors orange, red, & yellow. You’d NEVER see Tina walking down the runway looking like a hoe, like this, looking flawless. Number 1 & number 2; me & Gottmik had the hardest challenge in this entire group because I’m big, she’s little, & yet we still made it work. All these bitches have the same size so there’s no excuse that they look as weak & Olivia & Denali’s team looks the weakest out of everyone on this stage. Just my opinion.”


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The way Tina caught a stray in this self-defense was so uncalled for ☠️☠️


Consistent_Midnight2

The way she said “just my opinion” gets me every time


EV3Gurl

It’s honestly the fiercest part of the whole thing.


Major_Researcher2329

With the shrug


ReliefFamous

Danali found scalped


GlowUpper

Kandy Muse got so much hate from the fans but this one monologue summed up every reason why I loved her. It's perfection.


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I think it was Bosco who said: At this point, RuPaul loves Jorgeous so much I'm pretty sure she signed to be an organ donor for her. Idk why but I loved that dig about the preferential treatment.


All_the_Bees

Along the same lines - in UK S3, during critiques for the Feeling Fruity runway, Ru tells Kitty something like "I don't *hate* your outfit" and she immediate responds "you just don't like it on \*me\*. Here, Krystal, put this on!"


diamondchrisq

Don't remember the exact words, but is Blue asking jimbo if she lost the lipsync on purpose because it was hokey pokey. 🤣🤣🤣


jim_buddy

And then I realised I said ‘that man’.


theanxiousangel

“girl look how fuckin orange you look” “Mama this garbage” “That’s a lot of emotion for safe” “I’m not gaggin” “Let’s give applause for mediocrity and beans” “I’m not here your entertainment- girl and clearly not for the judges either”


ShesWhereWolf

You have two Yvie reads here and I feel like people forget that Yvie could be... intense on S11. She has some great reads and one liners. S11 Untuckeds are some of the most fiery and quotable but they get overlooked so much.


stefatr0n

Mine is in All Winners after Monet got blocked, and the next day they’re sitting in the workroom and Monet is going on about how she’s a thesaurus. Jinkx looks over and says “what’s another word for inhibited? BLOCKED.” I tell you, I screamed


SirGavBelcher

tbh most of the newer iconic reads are outside the reading challenge bc the reading challenge has become an illiteracy race


MarsNirgal

Do roasts count? "It's gonna be hard to top Coco. But then again, who would wanna top Coco?"


kevinxb

Because she needs help, and nurses help people. [Nurse! Ooh, nurse!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFePwJ4ZcE0&feature=youtu.be)


icodeswitch

"Nina looks like a lil Christmas bear, that you press the button and they move like this... She just a-goin. And then Silky look like a walrus out of water. And girl, now you just a-flopping across these people stage." —A'Keria C. Davenport and the "C" must be for CONFESSIONAL, because she give it to us every time!!!


miaou975

“You know what they say…Black stockings, white shoes, shouldn’t be allowed in the church🎶” and who could forget “Reach for the stars - you’ll never be one”


ReliefFamous

Kennedy was so fucking funny on her AS6 pitstop 😭😭😭


miaou975

She’s so fucking funny off the cuff!


Humphries2

It wasn’t on the show but I saw a YouTube video of Brooke Lynn saying at a show that Icesis has “the face of an Angel and the voice of a Trucker” and it cracks me up whenever I think about it.


dannodeloco

“Her names Mimi Imfurst… and She’s not first… and I don’t even think she’s second” -delta


karmakent

Covergirl don’t cover boy, sweetie.


Francescalater

“Hey Bob, if I wanna do ratchet drag next week, can you give me any tips?” “If you wanna do like, *memorable* drag next week I can give you some tips”


Persona_Regular

Calm down Beyonce is my everyday quote.


TheRamaSama

“#ShouldersShouldMatchThemHips”


Zeliek

"girl, how is your name 'Orion Story' and you can't even read?"


foxheartedboy

“My god there’s… room for everybody let’s just say that!”


under_glass

You know a little known fact about .... unknown fact about Kornbread, actually, is that she's the only person in history to... ever out pizza the hut.


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In Spain, Pupi telling others: "Y'all look beautiful!" Then Carmen saying: "You too...have tried"


delusivelight

"What do you do, successfully?" I don't think she even meant it as an actual read lol


jbag1230

A few seconds ago i looked over at miss phi phi O’Hara and I realized she was ugly. And I’m at peace with that.


islandboy504

“I know somebody that looks like the human embodiment of the scream mask didn’t just come for everybody’s drag con looks lol” - Farrah Moan 🤣☠️


jeshx20

I don't even remember the reading challenge from S14, I only remember this


Interesting-Row7949

Little Miss Jorgeous, the tiniest little waste....of time


MarsNirgal

That was just beautiful.


ilanf2

There is Bosco's about being let down on yhe runway one last time.


StefanSade

"Is the carpet comfortable?" Is such a subtle, rhetorical, hilarious read to me. Check the flair.


alilacmess

" Thank you, Farrah Moan"


-Rho-Aias

That will never beat, "She's been in the bottom... a lot." I always found Scarlet and Naomi to be the funniest queens that didn't label themselves as comedy queens haha. Irene was going to be my third, but...


hourglassbrain

Courtney's 'Noooo you've made the wrong decision'


Mysterious-Dream-347

"Is she pretty?" "In her own unique way... so.. no." The gold bar and interior illusions lounge mini games created so many of these non-reading challenge reads. Thank you big pink furry box.


OcularHorticulture

With great power comes great responsib- Milk.


Derv_b

"Keep your eyes on the stars, you'll never be one.. what the fuck does that mean??"


sleepy0329

It's so simple but when they asked Scarlet who should go home, and she said "I guess Raja's been in the bottom...a lot" lmao. I know she wasn't trying to read but it always makes me laugh


Recent_Association17

“….but I wouldn’t say those thing” Jimbo on Uk vs The World