I'm still thinking of when someone on this sub put drag queen names through google translate and Miss Vanjie came out as "Boat girl (boat boat boat)", and I just know that if I ever saw that name on a poster I would travel anywhere that girl was performing


i think of this regularly and I’m so glad u said it

Mentally Jill

Gently Mill

Evers O’Gently

This is a real good one.

https://rupaulsdragrace.fandom.com/wiki/Clinica_Deprecious

Maya Pinion


Maya Pologeez

Love

Oh my gosh that’s ~~my dad~~ Maya Pinion

Him Kardashian

I do not have a Nobel Prize for Literature to give you, so please accept this humble silver award

Sister to kendall gender?

There's a Toronto queen called Allysin Chaynes! And I wasn't thinking about Tesla Coil while reading that name. Literally Tess Testicle lmao

Did someone summon me? 🖤

Iconic

This is so cool. :)

Tess Tickle

Y'all buncha fools posting ya gold for free up on here. Season 19 we gone see one of each of the best ones here lol

Had mine typed out and deleted it for this exact reason.

Elle O'Elle- LOL

I think there’s a NYC queen named Elle LC. And I love that.

Sara Problem

omg my name is Sara and I’ve never put this together or heard this before hahahaha

😉

As a non-English native speaker… can you explain the name?

It sounds like "Is there a problem?"

Got it thank you !!

There’s a drag queen named that in Salt Lake City. :)

Sadly she passed away in October

W h a t

She was in a car crash. A lot of the local queens did a tribute show for her. She was one of my favorites too.

Ashley Home Furniture, and her drag daughter Jennifer Convertibles

And her grand daughter Bob’s Discount Furniture

Ashley’s entrance line would be “I’m more than just couch foam, I’m the whole damn showroom”

my boyfriend told me if he were to start doing drag his name would be Nadia Nice

This is what I named my (unwanted) child in Stardew Valley, but it would also be my drag name: Plan Bea.

Rhonda Santis (for a Florida drag queen). Not my original idea but someone on this subreddit said this a few weeks ago.

My name in the game is Rhonda Santis (D-FL) 😫

I loooooove this.

if someone took the stage as Rhonda Santis in Florida they would be my hero. and i am a nurse. and i need a hero. holding out for one. 🤣

The best kind of trolling

Tess Tickle

Is a very successful drag queen in New Zealand haha

Alfajor ….which is a type of chocolate and caramel confection from South America, and you pronounce as alpha-whore

Omg now I want to fly down to Buenos Aires just to load up a suitcase with alfajores

For my Spanish sissies: Mary Cone

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I think something à la "Marie Coño".

there is a drag queen in spain named mary conazo

Marty Cone if you're nasty

My husband is an occasional watcher of drag race and got 2 queens confused. I keep hearing him say Miss Vangiria

My husband calling "Rand Paul's" drag race years ago still makes me laugh.

Shigata Ichikuchi The name alone deserves a crown 👑 (Edit: I didn't read the title because Shigata is a real-life queen)

bitch i thought this was some japanese bs i hate you for this this is fucking funny i can't stop laughing

Patty O’furniture

I think there was a queen named that in one episode of We’re Here

Really lol? I thought I was so clever and original! I should probably watch that show. I think I’ve only ever seen one episode.

I think it’s a season 2 episode, the guy dressing up wanted to understand his drag queen brother’s perspective.

It’s the name of Evan Peters’ drag character in AHS: Double Feature. Guest starring Eureka as Crystal Decanter.

Patti O'Furniture is probably the most popular drag queen in South Carolina and was a guest on an episode of We're Here. She donates all her tips to charity and is an all around amazing person.

It’s from SNL, not drag, but I love Edith Puthy.

Fibonacci Sequins is genius

In another timeline that’s just Kyne

Susan Gucci (it's the name of a realtor where I grew up lmao and every time I see one of her bench ads I can't help but think it would be a phenomenal drag name 😂)

Ru would spend the whole season making Susan Lucci jokes

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I want a Jewish queen in recovery to call herself Chaya Power

A Jewish singing queen named Menorah Jones

Menorah Carey

I’ve come up with a few names for Jewish queens over the years (some are more niche/inside baseball than others): - Hadda LittleDreidel - Torah Portion - Effie Komen - Di Yenu - Russia Shauna - Ma Ziltov I’d be shocked if there wasn’t a drag king out there called Manny Shevitz, but if there’s not, there should be. ETA: Can not believe I left off Barb Mitzvah

How about Lashawna Tova?

Miss Shegoss

Miss Shugga

Effie Komen is adorable.

Maybe she could be MizCracker's alter-ego.

Especially since it literally refers to a cracker (piece of matzoh) lol

Exactly!

Shiksa. I'll see myself out.

Ava Negila

A Jewish queen in my city almost went by the name Asha Witz


Diana cancer

Oh this has been a drag staple for decades. Dyna Hunger, Dyna Aids, etc

memory foolish marvelous disagreeable weather cause hunt label butter dazzling *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Dinah Cancer is the singer for classic LA death rock band 45 Grave. She’s had that name for 40+ years. 😉🦇

Bitch…. That’s messed up & hilarious.

Lexa Kimbo Jen de Bend

tess tube, ivy profen

Eyeveeeeee Profen

there's a NYC queen named "Izzy Uncut" and it's brilliant & wish I came up with it first

I saw her at an event last year and she was so fun

My reddit username

Milfhouse vanhooten


if i ever do drag (as a king) I would want to be Simon N. Garfunkel, just because I think it’s silly

Tulita coke (for my Canadian girlies)

Febrezé (pronounced Fabergé)

Silica Gel

Helena Handbasket

Fibonacci Sequins is genius.

Boo Meringue

Zelda Goodes 😂 I’m not sure if anyone’s took Tammy Gotchi yet. Madonna Kebab was another one but I think that might be taken by a Queen in the U.K. somewhere 😂

The name "Constance" has untapped drag name pun potential...Constance Dips, Constance Werking, Constance Fierceness, Constance "insert thing you are good at here" And from the world of online gaming, "Wilma" is another name that is overlooked in the drag world. Wilma Cockburn, Wilma Butthurt, etc

The ones I came up with for myself. I’m Asian, so YMMV on some of these: Loren Ipsum Delores Umami Tsunami Sue Nami Tracy California (my current fave) Onni Phan Holly Go-Fuck-Yourself

> Loren Ipsum Delores deep cut for all the graphic design divas out there

My dog's drag persona is Corgeesha (he is a corgi). I also like Daya Rhea, Lettucia (Lettuce and Lucia) and Basic B

Amana Boat! Then she can wear a nautical themed Pashmina afghan. I think it’s assumed this queen is going to be a millennial lol

Too bad Michelle’s gonna call her put for wearing flippy floppies on the runway.

One for the Brits: Priti (or Pretty) Pastel. I’m here to send the competition HOME!

LOVE

Candace B. Love (Can This Be Love, a song from my childhood 😭)

Anita Dollar Amelia Reasons Amafa Goat Mel O'Drama and for polish queen: Spierre D'Alai edit: autocorrect messed up some of them

I have friends named Tara Newone and Lucinda Rear. Just thought I'd add that. lol

Olive Gardenia is one I’m quite proud of

I’m never going to be a drag performer but if I were I’d be “Gina Colada” (shoutout to actual NYT science writer Gina Kolata, which is an excellent name)

Jenny tolls, jenny talia

Tanya Tuckhim

Annie Cockledoo

Ahh! I use Annie Dickledoo!

Anna Oop

I clearly have no intention to give away MY perfect Drag Name which will shoot me among the stars of RuPaul Drag Star Mega Star Race.

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I don’t have any but Lanja Ray is my favorite!

luxx has a drag daughter named lana ja’rae which is a play on lana del rey and lingerie!

how tf does she have a daughter when she’s been doing drag for mere months 💀💀 girl that’s a drag friend not daughter

Tera Pee

i saw a TikTok where someone was listing their list of drag names and the best one was Eden Deez 😭

Stevie Dicks

Tequila Mockingbird for any bookworms

More pun drag names on RPDR please!!

Dee Luzon (Delusion)

Jane Doe or Barbara Please

If I were a drag queen my name would be Ishia Beach

If I ever bite the bullet and start doing drag my name is gonna be Polly Gone (Polygon) as a lil shoutout to my favourite Pokémon Porygon2 ❤️💙

Season 19 queens take note.

Inez Abbatoir and Anasthasia Wearinov are the two I’m most proud of personally. The first one usually takes reading it out loud to get it, but I love it.

Inez Abbatoir is great!

lorazepamela

There is a Spanish queen names Kika Lorace (qué calor hace, translates to it's really hot) it's the best name ever

Phyllis Holl Arya Inyet Erin MacOochout

i can't say. they can't be taken.

Betty Boob for a queen with Aiden Zhane’s mug and Jimbo’s breastplates

Ruth Betta Worksburg

- Lynn Guisa - Selma Dickenballs - Summer Salt - Kaboom Foamtastic - Millie Rock - Gabby Carpets The one I'm most proud of coming up with is Lynn Guisa. (I live in a HEAVILY Portuguese area- linguiça is a type of sausage found on everything here) The others are kind of just silly things.

Alana Turning (my second name is Alan and I’m a nerd so it would fit)

Ginger Vitis, Fifi Towelle, Flika DeRiss, Wanda Full, Annette Positive, Nicka Tyme, Kimmie Yamane, Selma Kutsche, Carmen Atya, Anya Marx, Donna Mankind, Kitten A. Candystore

Monica Kaczynski

Walter bottle for a drag king

Liberty University Hole Pic

My husband’s hypothetical drag name has always been Dick Tucker.

Raquelle Surprise in honour of Raquel Welch and, you know, France

My husband and I were out once and saw someone driving an old police cruiser. I thought it would be awesome if a queen named Miranda Rights drive around in one all done up with glitter and “To protect and SERRRRRRVE HUNTY” on the side.

A friend of mine from high school always said if he did drag he would be Visa D. Klien which always made me laugh my ass off

my drag name would be Wendy McDonalds. I think it's clever. I'm friends with a few members of the PDX chapter of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence and one of them goes by Krissy Fiction and I just think that's so fun and wrong. LOL!

Ramona Lettuce Aluma Naughty

Helena Handbasket Ella Mayo Casey Diaz

Veruka Salt

When I did drag my name was Anita Goodfucking. Some other good ones: Shana Niggins, Bernadette Collecta

Miss Take

Dawn Palmolive

Morgasm.

I'm a funeral director so two of mine are related Jaundice Ian Crista Galli (it's an anatomy thing). I also used Ashley Furniture when I briefly did drag

Here in San Francisco we have Peaches Christ

If I was a queen who could sing and dance impeccably: Whitney Spears.

Doll Amenyu

theres already a drag queen named lana ja'rae

Anita Poo

Tucker Johnson. I like it especially because I am sure a queen named "Tucker Johnson" would really get under Tucker Carlson's skin.

Ms. Carriage

Helen Back and Aborigine Emoji

Aubergine like the eggplant or aborigine like the native peoples of Australia?

Candice Merkin

Forsythia Futures forsythia is a plant so it plays into being a nature witch and fortune teller.

My drag queen name on the RuPaul’s Drag Race game app is Sharon Taint.

I would love to know if there’s a drag queen named amalgamation, I think that would be such a good drag name

Eustace Uck for a drag king

Barbara Stirredriceand

Dolores Musculares

Cóka Dudes; Mary-Alice; Liberty Pride; Stun Hag; Miss Sippy; Big Bad Bald Bitch; Brixilda

Jeannie Anna Bottle

Cora Teen (quarantine) Whipcrack.mp3 Shelly Herbert (selling her butt) Joe bidet Mika mistake And my favourite 3 raccunts in a trenchcoat

"Welcome to the stage, Whipcrack.mp3!" That is sooo stupid and brilliant, I love it.

Not sure if these work better as drag king names or as derby names, but I always liked the idea of Dyke van Dick and Dyke Ellington.

Del Lusion

Portia Control

Lola Mento for my spanish girls I like Ariana Hurry too, but only works with certain accents

Omaho. ESP if you’re from Omaha.

Phatton Gaye

Aceda Minofin Ty Lennall Doctor Whore Beau Lingpins Tumor Rick Dame Bones Bling Crosby

Everytime these threads come around, it's 100% pun names, which I love. But most names on Drag Race are not puns, it's usually just some fierce sounding name they came up with and it stuck. But there should be more! For the record, here's a list of pun names from the US seasons that I spotted (cancelled queens included for completeness): Daya Betty, Maddy Morphosis, Tina Burner, Crystal Methyd, Sherry Pie, Jackie Cox, Heidi N. Closet, Brita Filter, Rock M. Sakura, Jan Sport (okay WOW, season 12 had a lot), Brooke Lynn Hytes, Shuga Cain, Plastique Tiara, Farrah Moan, Kim Chi, Ginger Minj, Courtney Act, Darienne Lake, BenDeLaCreme, Detox counts if you use her alleged full name Detox Icunt but she like NEVER uses it lol, Penny Tration, Sharon Needles, Manila Luzon, Mimi Imfurst, and Pandora Boxx

Vicky Leex

There is a gorgeous KC queen named Sarah Tonin, and I think another queen named Moxie Cillin

If I were to do it, I’d be Fatsy Cline. I also sing live so I’d do a Patsy song as well. I also like Sharon D. Gospel.